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Evidence Reveals US Representative Ilhan Omar Mass Voter Fraud

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Somali representative, Ilhan Omar has been caught in a sting by Project Veritas (video above) who have revealed conclusive evidence of mass organised voter fraud directly linked to Ilhan Omar and her team. She was thus elected in August 2020 for Minnesota utilising illegal methods of ballot harvesting absentee votes.

Watching the video is proof of illegal methods used to gain votes for the Somali congresswoman who is affectionately called a member of ‘the squad’, a radical left wing group of women in the Democrat party.

Ballot Harvesting

The same methods of vote harvesting are allegedly being used by other Democrats across the country, harvesting voter forms from thousands.

This means, American election results can no longer be trusted, and with proof of mass ballot harvesting there is actual bona fide evidence of vote rigging occurring on a mass scale which can swing an election illegally.

52 USC 10307: Prohibited acts

It is mostly the Democrat states that allow this practice to continue unabated and unregulated.

Will Ilhan Omar and her team be investigated for massive voter fraud? It is highly doubtful that any action will be taken despite the conclusive evidence revealed by the Veritas undercover operation. The main reason that no investigation will occur is because Omar will be given full protection by Minnesota state legislators, and as it is a Democrat run state, they will not want their representative to be prosecuted for committing massive voter fraud.

Corruption is rife in American politics it seems, and the electoral system in America has been reduced to the level of a tinpot banana republic.

Harry and Meghan to Star in Trailer Trash Reality Show

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They left Britain citing the need for more privacy, yet news filters through that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Harry and Meghan, have secured a deal to film a reality show filming their private and public lives in their Californian McMansion.

Royal Expert, Arbuthnot Montague, commented on the news.

“It is rather odd that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex said they left the UK to pursue a more private life, yet have now signed themselves up to star in a reality show for Americans to gawk at and to drag the Windsor clan through the dustbin of trailer trash television. Maybe Meghan Markle, the low-born part of the equation is hankering for her roots, that of banal mediocrity and peasantry. It is even more disconcerting to see our beloved royal family being besmirched in such a manner by the antics of Harry and Meghan, especially Harry of course who actually does have royal blood, betraying the family and discarding his duty to uphold the royal mantle. Harry is a disgrace to the royal family now, and is a danger to the monarchy as a whole, palace officials are currently looking into the action they will take in accordance with royal protocols and the constitution.”

Indeed, there are murmurs coming from the royal palaces as to the fate of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Some courtiers are even considering relinquishing the Duke and Duchess’ titles from Harry and Meghan, which would leave them sans-title. They would not be legally allowed to use the Sussex titles in any capacity, but ultimately it is up to the Queen, who seems to be holding her horses at the moment.

Nevertheless, the show is still going on, move over the Osbournes, or the Kardashians, the Sussexes are in the house to show off their virtue signalling charity work and their idyllic lifestyle warts and all. No doubt most of the reality show will focus solely on Meghan Markle, and Harry might get a little cameo here or there.

Reality shows are the lowest form of TV, and it seems Harry and Meghan have finally found their niche – banal bad taste mediocrity.

Why BLM is Encouraging Shooting of Police Officers

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Four American police officers have been shot within the last week, and today a British police officer was shot dead last night in Croydon, London.

Meanwhile, Black Lives Matter, the domestic terror group which upholds the mantle of Marxist revolution in the West, is complicit in encouraging their supporters to take up arms and shoot police officers wherever they stand.

The BLM philosophy is that everything that happens to black people is external, and the blame of others, not the action of the individual black person. Therefore, if black people refuse to be educated, and gain employment instead preferring to commit crime it is not their fault but the fault of white people.

If a black person commits a crime, it is not their fault. For example, if a black person murders an innocent white person by shooting them to death, then it is the fault of all white people because they worked and bettered themselves through education, technological prowess and achieved some modicum of success in life. The fact that the black person who committed the crime rejected education, and rejected working a job, or has no ability to do anything is neither here nor there, according to BLM.

 

BLM wants to defund police forces across America and the UK, and actively encourage violence against the police during their violent riots and looting, provoking rioting and looting as a form of reparations.

Yusra Khogali, a BLM activist has dehumanized all white people calling them ‘sub-human‘. This is the same technique utilised by the Nazis in WW2 to dehumanize Jews, before they were sent to concentration camps for extermination.

As the police attacks and deaths intensify in America and the UK, there seems to be an element of entitlement to the attacks, as if they are deserved.

Meghan Markle Planning to Run For U.S. President 2024

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There is a good reason why Meghan Markle and her little boy Harry are ordering Americans to not vote for Trump, but instead lecturing them on voting for the violent revolutionary Bolshevik rioting, looting hateful extreme left Marxist Democrat party and Biden in November.

“Meghan has political activist dreams of reforming America into a post-capitalist Marxist ‘Woke’ nation where African American women are dropped into all prominent job roles despite not being qualified for their position. Her dream is to change America fundamentally by banning all citizens from bearing arms, repealing the American constitutional right to self-defence for citizens. She also wants to reform America’s police by defunding all precincts, and abolishing most of America’s police forces. Freeing African American prisoners from jails irrespective of their crimes is also a large part of her reform program,” Julien Hernández, a left-wing political activist for the Democrat Party revealed on Thursday.

Meghan would also be a prominent supporter of the role of strong African American women, schooled in Marxist ideology lecturing Americans daily on how to live a good soviet lifestyle.

“Intrinsic within Meghan’s strong feminist outlook is the idea that women of African origin would be shoehorned into all governmental roles, and fill the Senate as well as Congress. Meghan would also install African American women into all judicial roles, purely to control all sectors of policy and governmental institutions,” one of Meghan Markle’s book writers revealed in a recent op-ed article.

Not much is known however on the role of Harry, who has since taken a minor role in Meghan’s rise to power in America. Since being coerced into leaving Britain, the former prince has been isolated and is affectionately called a ‘cuck’ by many Americans.

As for the betting odds on Meghan’s move to become president, they seem to be narrowing according to bookmakers.

Hail, the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, President of the United States of America, 2024.

Communist China Must be Taught a Fundamental Lesson

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Mixing capitalism with communism does not come without democracy. This is the lesson that communist China must learn.

You either have one or the other, communism and democracy do not mix, and the same goes for Marxist collectivism and Western capitalism.

The Chinese communists have grown rich off the backs of the Western capitalists; they have infiltrated the West with their agents stealing commercial and military secrets, ruined Hollywood, they have enriched much of their population through technological progress stolen from the West, but soon a time of reckoning will befall their communist roots.

Unfortunately, the globalists and Silicon Valley Big Tech companies have aligned with China’s communist stance, purely for economic reasons, they are kowtowing to the CCP’s demands and appeasing any form of brutalist communist propaganda, as well as censorship. Globalists need to change their stance and instead of appeasing the communist agenda, they should be dissuading the communist Chinese political movement.

China will have to choose between continuing on the path of capitalism and embracing democracy,  staying rich, or continuing as a communist state thus reverting to the days of shortages and poverty.

Soon, communist China will have to deal with a crisis of identity and will have to choose the right path to go on, either that of democracy or communism. As much as the communist party is flexing its imperialistic muscles in Africa, and the South China Sea, as well as in America, they are still weary of anything called democracy.

What would a democratic China look like? It would be hoped that it would not descend into the authoritarian corrupt place that Russia is today, but a more pleasing place where the current brutal internment camps detaining Uighur people are destroyed, and where people are given more freedoms. Reform would be a wonderful political and economical boost for China, with democratic elections increasing its global standing. Freedom of press instead of state run communist propaganda, and an opening of the Great Chinese Firewall so that China would finally be opened up to true global trade would increase China’s economic strength overnight.

It is sadly hard to envision such a closed off communist totalitarian regime ever embracing democracy, but China has tried the capitalist route so far, therefore, maybe in a few decades they may see the benefits of democracy. The West must act as well in either taking away China’s economic advantage, especially in trade, if they continue to pursue the communist route.

If China is reduced to poverty, it may think about what it lost, and how they can regain their position in the world by embracing democracy and discarding the Maoist communist little red book forever. Democracy must come from within but the West can always help in persuading the move by decreasing trade with the communist Chinese state until an impasse is met.

Six Months of Another Laissez Faire Semi Lockdown

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First off, closing pubs at 10pm is irrelevant because the virus does not adhere to closing times, the people in pubs will be infected irrespective of the closing hour. You could set the closing times to 9.30pm and still have people infected. The PM’s lacklustre restrictions for six months semi lockdown barely address the real reasons why this malevolent virus is spreading once again.

Infections are increasing because of schools and universities opening, many young people are asymptomatically spreading the virus far and wide. Increased footfall is the primary variable of opening educational institutions, as well as students being crammed into enclosed spaces without masks. The airborne pathogen lingers in the internal atmosphere of classrooms inhaled, then distributed. Children hold particularly virulent loads of the virus in their nasal passages for up to three weeks without showing symptoms, so as a vehicle for distribution they are perfect conduits. Millions of secondary school children have to use public transport to get to and from school, thus increasing infection levels in unclean, crowded buses/trains.

Once children from schools return, they distribute their viral loads to any adults within the vicinity either through touch, speech or simply breathing.

The current exponential rise we are seeing is partly to do with educational institutions being forced to open, including a reaction to the early opening up of certain business sectors in the summer, and the lockdown which was conducted in a very lax manner, with little or no enforcement.

The parties, the beach revellers, hotels, pubs, restaurants, schools forced to open crammed with people all are responsible for the increase in infection. International flights from infected areas have continued unabated throughout the so-called first lockdown, and will continue to redistribute the infection for as long as the flights keep coming in and going out.

The Covid-19 airborne particles land on people’s eyeballs and are absorbed into their systems with great ease and frequency therefore simply wearing a mouth and nasal covering is not sufficient in preventing infection. This is also another reason why the infection rate has increased.

The temperate European climate at certain times of the year are also factors that should be included in the increase in virus infections, along with many people flouting safety measures purely for selfish reasons.

Scientists also need to factor in that Covid-19 is found in bodily fluids, including male sperm, therefore, sexual contact could also be a way that the virus spreads.

It was all down to the initial lockdown being largely ignored by many people who carried on as if nothing was happening, and the drop in restrictions in the summer, which increased the infection rate when all shops, restaurants, and pubs opened.

In contrast to lockdowns, herd immunity is a theory given by some scientists, however this would involve accepting the death of hundreds of thousands of people and is not guaranteed herd immunity because the Covid-19 antibodies do not last for more than three months in humans. If infected once, a human can be re-infected multiple times by coronavirus when the antibodies dissipate.

Biden: “200 Million Americans Have Died From Coronavirus”

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Mumbling Joe Biden has a message for Americans: “200 million people have died from coronavirus in America because of Donald Trump.”

Worldwide, the global death toll is just shy of a million deaths so if 200 million people died in America, the shit just don’t add up Joe. Two hundred million people, you’re saying a third of the US population died already? Well, how come the roads are still clogged up with cars and people?

If Sleepy Joe can’t get some simple numbers right, can you trust this man in a time of war with military advisers shouting at him to press the nuke button, when on the other side people are telling him to stand down and de-escalate the situation. If the war hawks have their way, it’s goodbye from all of us, and hello mutual destruction.

America is in real danger folks, Biden is a mothballed tuxedo away from a crematorium, and his brain is a piece of jello. Do you really think this guy, who can’t distinguish between a million and a thousand is capable of intricate procedures and the stamina to rule for four years? Of course not, and maybe the Democrats know it too, especially when they shoehorn radical Marxist Kamala Harris into Biden’s place if he wins, but do Americans really want to even get to that point?

“We’re fighting for our lives out here. November will be one heck of a month, when we can choose as a nation whether we embrace communism and Marxism or Democracy with Donald Trump, who can at least string a sentence together unlike ‘Sleepy Joe’. If Trump loses, prepare for full-blown communism and alignment with China for all Americans. The country will be lost forever,” a distraught former Democrat voter revealed.

Communism is one of the most insidious political ideologies of all — it first starts off life as a little socialism here or there, but from socialism, there is the all too familiar march forward into communism and its totalitarian political form. They call it the Totalitarian Tiptoe, a little step here or there, and the people won’t notice. Slowly, slowly, does it, until it’s too late, you wake up in a communist America.

Never in America’s history has the country been under more threat from communism and Marxism as defined and adopted by the newly fanatical extreme left Democrat party than now, as the November election looms down on the country. Bring communism into the mix of a president like Joe Biden, addled with dementia, he won’t know when the radicals from his party take over everything, he will just sit back smiling like a doofus.

The Democrat party stands for violent insurrection, for looting, rioting Marxist militias financed by rogue deranged billionaire communists, whose only wish is to bring crime and discord to foment a coup on government. The Democrat party’s modus operandi is to align the USA with Communist China.

There is no other choice for patriotic Americans who want their country to survive the rioting and looting but to vote for the incumbent president, because he believes in capitalism and democracy, whereas the far left Democrats do not believe in democracy and have tried at all times to subvert, pervert American justice to destroy the American constitution and flag, as well as erase its history by rewriting the history books.

Democrats are now defined by rioting, looting and arson, and are a threat to America’s very survival. America’s enemies are rooting for the Democrats to win because they know how they will destroy America from the inside.

Real Americans must now think very hard, you must all join up and vote so that despite fraud from mail-in votes, the tally will still exceed the fraudulent votes for Biden.

Panic Buying Lemmings Resume Supermarket Panic

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We never like to say that we told you so, but it seems, we told you so. Yes, in July when everyone was on their overcrowded beach holidays and crammed into pubs getting infected with Covid-19, the DS was advising the prudent to start stocking up again while everything was relatively calm, before it was too late.

As successfully predicted to occurr in September, already supermarkets are reporting shortages in delivery slots and limits on certain items as the panic buying starts up once again.

Hospital admissions are increasing once again, and infection rates are rising at an exponential rate across the whole of the UK. There seems to be as much confusion and panic in the halls of power in Westminster as in the supermarket aisles as the sheeple realise they have been caught short once again.

Naturally, if you had stocked up on essentials months ago realising this Covid nightmare will not be over soon, you can sit back and gloat over the unfortunates now caught with their knickers down and the toilet paper shelves empty.

Despite promises of a vaccine, no one is mentioning that it is nigh on impossible to concoct a sufficient vaccine for Covid-19 and its multiple mutations, especially as it is a virus that can infect the same person multiple times, and antibodies only last for approximately three weeks after infection. Knowing this, it is probable that the coronavirus will be around for many years without any respite.

American Socialists Once Again Triggered After Ruth Bader Ginsburg Death

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While Trump is about to fill the vacant spot in the Supreme Court with a Republican after Ruth Bader Ginsburg popped her clogs, the Democrats are getting triggered all over the place.

Some are now encouraging extreme violence, and others are simply so triggered they are doing themselves harm.

President Donald Trump is promising to put forth a female nominee in the coming week to fill the Supreme Court vacancy created by the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, pushing the Republican-controlled Senate to consider the pick without delay.

Watching American socialists, or socialists of any kind being triggered is an extremely enjoyable experience.

“The clip with the Democrat woman in her car being triggered is about the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I could watch that clip on loop forever and still never get bored,” one amused American revealed.

Of course, the most famous of triggerings occurred on the day of President Trump’s election announcement with a Democrat woman publicly weeping in front of thousands of people. The woman had a full mental breakdown right in front of the cameras just after the announcement came through that Trump had won the election in 2016, just as many Democrats could not believe that Hillary Clinton had lost the election.

It is certain that during and after the 2020 election process, many Democrats will continue to be triggered and resort to violence.

Has Boris Been Dealt Cards that Doom Him to Lose?

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Jolly old Boris, where is he? That old Boris seems to have disappeared a long time ago, because he not only has one headache to deal with (Brexit) but now the horrid task of getting his head around the coronavirus debacle.

These two tasks can also be splintered into a myriad of different tasks and strands of tasks, all changing constantly not only in importance but in the way they should be dealt with.

Instead of unity and support from the Shadow Government in this national time of need, there is only partisan political bickering, where Labour seems to excel and utilise Boris’ moments of contemplation or pause to attack the Tories and their ‘incompetence’. Wouldn’t it be a better world if we all came together to attack the problem of Covid-19 without ripping each other’s heads off?

Yes, Covid has affected the economy as well, so we could easily add this as number three in the major task list, because massive unemployment, businesses folding, and manufacturing do affect our daily lives. Should Boris have spent taxpayers money propping up failing businesses, nearly bankrupting the country’s coffers? That’s a question that only future generations will have to deal with as they will get the bill.

The thing about this horrid Chinese Virus, or should it be called a Chinese Curse, is that no one knows how long the bastard thing will be around. We can assume Boris thought it was a short-term problem, so he’d nip it in the bud with massive furlough schemes and a little lockdown, which did work in the short term but the buggering virus never went away, and paying people to sit at home is not sustainable.

In a globalised world, a deadly virus is free to travel as it pleases.

Naturally the DS warned about many of these issues, and we warned about the second wave, and the lacklustre lockdown, and the International flights constantly coming in and out of the UK, months ago, and naturally our articles were ignored as usual. As the second wave (which is actually a remnant of the first wave) looms upon us once again, and large parts of the North East are put under lockdown, there is even talk of a second national lockdown. The key to the massive increase in cases is of course the re-opening of schools, where asymptomatic child super-spreaders have essentially broken the barriers in infection rates exponentially.

If there is a lockdown again nationally, will it be the same laissez-faire lacklustre lockdown as before? What kind of a lockdown allows air traffic from heavily infected parts of Europe and the globe to come into the UK? If there is a second lockdown, and it is to be effective, then the military must be mobilised into the streets, the airports must be shut down only to allow supply planes, the ports must be shut down to passengers, and people must be arrested for not wearing masks in public. This Draconian method must be employed with precision and with extreme prejudice against those who flaunt it.

The same goes for Brexit negotiations, Britain must be prepared to walk away from a bad deal that would tie the country to Brussels for eternity. Brexit should fucking mean Brexit, and if the EU disputes the actions of Britain’s sovereign state, let them dispute it. In the same vein, Boris must be prepared for EU blockades and all sorts of vindictive nonsense that they will throw at us. Obviously, the loss of the EU’s biggest cash cow will hurt them more than us, and Britain has always survived the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, whatever the French and Germans threw at Les Rosbifs.

Our analysis is that the Chinese Virus will not go away any time soon, and who is going to trust a hastily concocted vaccine, especially if humans only hold antibodies for a few months after infection and the existence of multiple viral mutations make any vaccine nigh on useless?

Living with the virus is obviously the only viable option, but the question is how do you live with a potentially deadly pathogen if most of your population may die from it eventually? Well, that’s the point of the whole exercise, either the British population resorts to changing their lifestyles drastically or they die. It’s as simple as that.

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