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The Swamp Takes Trump

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The Swamp Takes Trump

He fought the Swamp, the corruption stank, the Swamp eventually dragged Donald J. Trump down, a final resting place for this man who fought valiantly but was defeated eventually.

Dragged under the slimy waters of the swamp of Washington D.C., a place so corrupt where good men are drowned every day, Trump finally capitulated, and was even pushed under by his own most trusted confidants.

Capitol Hill was his final undoing, now everything is a distant memory as the last air bubble bursts from Trump’s sodden lungs, the green slimy water envelopes every part of its victims, full of corpses, Trump’s new home will also be his final resting place.

You can’t fight the Swamp, it’s a messy deal, and if you thrash around it sucks you in further, much like quicksand but fucking worse.

Eventually, Trump’s bloated corpse will wash up along the Swamp’s muddy shore, upstream somewhere or maybe a few alligators will sup on the plentiful bloated green meat, swallowing the red tie along with each large bite.

One thing is for sure, after the Swamp swallows Trump, it will sigh in relief. No one else will dare to try and clean the Swamp ever again. The corrupt are safe now, and their Swamp is now intact, albeit with its biggest victim yet.

Kamala Harris: National Lockdown Will be Perfect Time For Gun Grab

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Kamala Harris: National Lockdown Will be Perfect Time For Gun Grab

The Democrats are getting ready for a China style lockdown nationally across all American states. The Federal Lockdown Order will be the prime opportunity for all those who own firearms in the United States to hand over their guns with mandatory buyback orders, or they will be arrested.

Using the Covid-19 crisis to disarm America is the perfect stance for the incoming Biden/Harris government.

When it’s the law there’s nothing you can do

“People will be at home, and that’s the perfect time to pick up their guns. The Federal National Pandemic Lockdown Order of 2021 will make it a crime to leave your home in any circumstances unless an extreme medical emergency applies,” Louis Jordan, a FEMA spokesman revealed on Sunday.

Incoming Vice President, Kamala Harris has already revealed how banning guns will be a major priority once the Democrats gain power.

Nearly 40 million firearms were sold in 2020, according to FBI data. That’s the largest number of guns sold in a single year since the FBI started tracking background checks conducted through its National Instant Criminal Background Check System in 2000.

“Through gun registration records, we know where you live, how many guns you hold. When we come to your homes, if you withhold any weapons, we will know,” Jordan added.

The Covid-19 Pandemic, will be a perfect time to disarm Americans according to the Democrat Party, who will use police and ATF/DHS/FBI/military agencies to enforce the process.

There will be mandatory buybacks for weapons handed over by the public to the authorities. There will not be any exemptions to classification of firearms handed over, everything from handguns to shotguns and rifles will be forcibly relinquished over to the authorities.

With the recent purge of even the President of the United States from far-left Big Tech social media companies, as well as hundreds of thousands of conservatives, we have learned that the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution does not exist any more.

The coming gun grab confiscation program will ensure that the Second Amendment of the Constitution will not exist any more.

 

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Nancy Pelosi’s Hard Drive on Stolen Laptop Holds Many Surprises

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Nancy Pelosi’s Hard Drive on Stolen Laptop Holds Many Surprises

Taken from her office in the Capitol on January 6th, Nancy Pelosi’s laptop computer was most probably unlocked and accessible without a password, although in the right hands that would not matter much.

There are rumours circulating in the social media world now that the laptop allegedly reveals some deadly information pertaining to Pelosi’s involvement with the CCP (Chinese Communist Party) and also interesting information regarding the stolen election. If these rumours are true it could cause some ripples in an already bubbling swamp soup.

Whoever took the laptop would have to release the information without compromising their identity, simply because the corrupt will pay any price to crush anyone who dares to reveal them to be traitors to America.

The same goes for all media news outlets and controlling Big Tech monopolies, who will seek to bury any release of information as soon as it is delivered into the ether.

If the FBI get a hold of the laptop, they will probably do what they did to Hunter Biden’s laptop, keep it undercover. Sadly, the FBI has been infiltrated and compromised by the enemy as well.

Whatever happens in the next few weeks or days could be very crucial to the outcome of the inauguration of the imposter Biden, and his coming authoritarian regime.

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Why the New Intolerant Liberal Voice Beats the Conservative Voice Every Time

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Why the New Intolerant Liberal Voice Beats the Conservative Voice Every Time

Liberalism used to mean the belief that people should have a lot of political and individual freedom, but today’s ‘liberals’ are not Liberal any more, they are control freak intolerant anti-freedom Communists. Their voice supersedes everyone else’s voice simply because over time they have invested heavily in media control, whereas the conservatives have scant regard for the media ignoring it over decades.

The octopus grip that surrounds humanity now by Facebook, Google, Twitter, Amazon, as well as traditional left-wing news services is all encompassing.

Yes, Parler and a few others are trying to venture into this controlled leftist environment, but they are minnows in an ocean full of massive predatory monsters flush with so much hard cash that nothing can get in their way.

Decades of not paying tax and siphoning it off to offshore accounts have made the communist Big Tech companies untouchable.

People have been conditioned to use these evil companies for decades now, and are imprisoned in their hypnotic snare, trapped into something they will never understand. The conditioning is so strong now that many of the users actively call out for less freedom and more censorship. Then when a free speech platform comes along, it is seen as a threat to the prison conditions created by the now communist Big Tech monopolies. Free speech and democracy are feared, not only because it goes against communism but because it promotes individual thought that is deemed dangerous by communist Big Tech. They want a hive mind, a communist echo chamber, repeating the same Soviet Woke mantras day in day out to the pliant masses. Thinking outside their created Marxist box is a serious danger.

Aligned with the CCP, the Big Tech communist Bolshevicks are preparing the Western mind to be eventually taken over by China. This is the long-term plan, and with Biden, this plan will be accelerated in the next four years.

The American conservatives, the Republicans moved too late. They should have started building their social media companies in 1997 onwards, and have only now awoken to the superiority of the Democrats who have abandoned liberalism for intolerance and authoritarian totalitarian communism.

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“Hyuck, Pops, When Can I Move the Money Bags Into the White House?”

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“Hyuck, Pops, When Can I Move the Money Bags Into the White House?”

President Joe Biden’s wonderful son, Hunter is set to have his own room in the White House and cannot wait till he moves in next week.

WATCH HUNTER BIDEN VIDEO HERE

“Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Hyuck, hyuck! I just can’t wait to move in with pops, so we can carry on with the dirty China deals and Burisma,” Hunter quipped in between sucking on his crack pipe.

Hunter will be given his own room in the White House, and an additional office where he can phone China to set up dodgy money laundering operations.

“The Big Guy always gets 10%, but I’m a bit worried because he’s now asking for 60% of all takings, and that’s gonna hurt my crack money,” Hunter pondered.

As for the prostitutes and underage jail bait, they will be ushered into Hunter’s quarters from a tunnel entrance into the White House.

“That’s the good thing about the White House, it has all these secret entrances and tunnels. Perfect for smuggling crack dealers and prostitutes in. I even found Bill Clinton’s secret room where he used to do Monica in. There were stains on the ceiling. How the hell did Bill shoot up all the way up there?”

Trump and Team Completely Purged From Internet

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Trump and Team Completely Purged From Internet

They’ve done an Infowars on President Trump, completely erased his presence from the internet.

What we know of the internet these days is a series of monopoly companies controlling all facets of business/commerce/human thought/communication.

Twitter Facebook Instagram Google YouTube Amazon Shopify etc have all worked in concert to erase anything to do with Trump, including those under White House employ and even his attorneys.

This purge is unprecedented and has never been done on an acting U.S. President ever but also shows the world who really wields the power now — not governments or the judiciary any more.

Free speech portal, Parler’s app was also banned from Google and Apple’s app stores.

The worst part of this nasty anti-free speech exercise is that Trump and his government are powerless to act. Trump could invoke the Insurrection Act but is too much of a coward to do so sadly. As the Big Tech companies are acting under orders from the CCP and America has now been completely infiltrated by foreign powers, the current President would be justified in invoking the Insurrection Act now.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Obama, who orchestrated most of this is giggling his ass off like a hyena on steroids.

Trump = four years of punishment from the Marxists + election stolen + erased from internet before being booted out in disgrace

It just doesn’t get worse than that.

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How Totalitarian Soviet Style Cancel Culture Finally Caught Up With Trump

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How Totalitarian Soviet Style Cancel Culture Finally Caught Up With Trump

If someone had told you that social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and YouTube would have more power than the President of the United States five years ago, you would scoff at them. The year is 2021, and Donald J. Trump has been banned/silenced/cancelled by all the left leaning social media companies. He’s fucking outta there, cancel cultured, spat out like a pepper corn, shat out like a sweetcorn infested turd.

Is it conceivable that a social media site employed by a few nerds ensconced in some Northern Californian warehouse have more power than a president? Well, they do now. Protected, untouchable, above the law and any governmental official. The profits alone for some of these behemoths which are conveniently siphoned offshore to avoid taxation, are more than some nations’ GDP.

Mark Zuckerberg has banned the President of the United States. He should have that on a plaque or pedestal in his office. From now on Senators will be driven to Palo Alto where they will have to answer to the mighty Zuck.

The office of president is now nothing more than a laughingstock, and legislators nothing but fucking mice running around the dirty floor stomped on by social media CEOs and their now vast egos. Social media BIG Tech monopolies are now bigger than entire governments, and have the proven ability to sway elections not only with their influence, but the vast cash reserves they splash around.

Trump, a loser, can now only hold his head in shame. His cowardice exposed for the whole world to see, a disgraceful sourness permeates the atmosphere as he slinks away back to his garish Mar-a-Largo grotesque gold covered furniture laden suites. His followers abandoned to their fate, to be later hunted down and persecuted by equally vile socialist scum. These were all cannon fodder, to be used, then discarded like mere used tissues.

What does this mean for the democracy we were meant to have?

Well, it’s impossible to have a democratic election if only one side has a voice. Big Tech has all but silenced and cancel cultured/shadow-banned the voice of the opposition, and in political discourse in a democracy it is crucial to have two voices. We now only have one voice, and it is the Soviet left-wing Marxist voice of Wokedom, led by the Big Tech monopolies which is given overall prominence and authority.

From now on all elections will be rigged and all political discourse will be one-sided. The 2019 election was proof of the power of social media hegemony and superiority. The Democrat Party will be omnipresent from now on, it will be a one party world, and the American system is now fully edging its way to a full Soviet Chinese system, where eventually elections will be completely phased out.

In a few years the Republican party or conservatives will cease to exist in the political field. Cancel culture will make damn sure of that.

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Are You Ready For Obama and Michelle’s Third Term?

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Are You Ready For Obama and Michelle’s Third Term?

Barack Hussein Obama has been itching for a Third Term as president since 2016, and has been working behind the scenes since Trump won the presidency to erode his every move.

Thanks to the 2019 electoral clandestine operation which magically gave a stuttering half-dead Joe Biden an amazing 80 million plus votes out of nowhere, despite not even campaigning, Obama is now firmly in control again.

Now that Trump has capitulated and conceded to Biden, the road is clear for Obama to instate his Third Term, and make good his 4-year-plan which will inculcate Obama’s Marxist vision for America.

Much of America’s population are now completely demoralised and indoctrinated in Marxist political theory through a generational program of educational indoctrination spanning at least four decades.

Obama’s goal is to eviscerate the now divided Republican Party, once and for all, to completely purge Capitol Hill of conservatives, so that Chinese Communist values can be integrated fully into the Sino-American new nation. Working with his partners in the CCP, Obama and his team will work behind the scenes giving orders to Biden, who is simply a babbling incompetent puppet with no policy skills or ability to function coherently.

Kamala Harris for the Democrat Party will eventually take Biden’s place as he is quietly retired in either a few months or less than a year’s time. This was the plan all along, and she will be crowned as the first black female President of the United States. Because there is still a sizeable level of racial and sexist inequality in American politics, she could not be shuffled into a presidential candidate role during the election even if the electoral system was rigged. The Democrat controllers and CCP therefore decided to bring Harris in through the back door, when the decrepit Joe Biden is conveniently retired through ill health.

Taking away America’s guns will be the major priority of the communist four-year-plan, and this task will be crucial for the future integration the CCP is hoping for when they take over their American territory.

Empowering groups like BLM and ANTIFA will also be a crucial technique, especially as Trump’s legacy will now be completely dismantled, and his base of supporters hunted down one by one.

Obama will also make sure to utilise the Big Tech Marxist-aligned monopolies to crush any conservative news source, or independent network.

In essence, the Biden win will usher in a new communist era into America, where conservative Christian American nationalism and patriotism will be punished severely. Global adherence to China’s superiority will be formidably enforced throughout America.

Welcome to the new green Obama China great reset deal — the third term.

 

Nowhere Man From Nowhere Brings Nothing

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Nowhere Man From Nowhere Brings Nothing

He came from nowhere, has never done anything, and will do nothing wherever he goes.

This is Nowhere Man, an imposter, a walking corpse with nothing of possible use to anyone or anything.

One thing that Nowhere Man does know though is how to take 10% off the ill-gotten gains.

Sometimes Nowhere Man babbles a little, it is a droning noise, unintelligible words, just mumbling noises.

Nowhere Man shuffles along, he is a walking corpse, a zombie, and he has a little antenna on top of his head where little yellow men from a far away land send him orders.

This is Nowhere Man, and he thinks he is the president now, but sadly Nowhere Man is mistaken, he is nowhere, he is nothing, but a cheat and a liar.

Nowhere Man will take away your shooter, Nowhere Man will take away your freedom, Nowhere Man will take away your free speech, Nowhere Man will take away your democracy!

CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

 

Harris: Americans Must Now Prepare to Give Up Their Guns

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Harris: Americans Must Now Prepare to Give Up Their Guns

Kamala Harris’ first port of call will be to take away licences from gun dealers with an executive action. American citizens will also be ordered to give up their guns to the authorities as the Second Amendment is rescinded.

Limiting the sale of arms and ammunition is the first step in cutting off the supply to American citizens. This action is the first action as prescribed by the CCP, who are supporting the Democrats in how to rescind the Second Amendment right to bear arms. It is very important in disarming citizens that the supply of arms and ammunition is first slowly curtailed, in such a way that it is not noticeable at first by the people.

“We do not want to alarm the people until it is too late for them to act. Our modus operandi is to wean the American people from guns slowly but surely. Through records, we know exactly who owns guns and who does not. We will come to your homes eventually, so you can hand over your weapons peacefully,” an adjutant of Harris revealed on Wednesday.

Disarming Mr and Mrs America is a Feinstein dream finally coming true, and it is to this end that the time to move will be soon with lightning precision utilising the military and virus lockdown measures.

China wants to see this happen in the United States, and Biden/Harris will not hesitate to use the military to take away guns from U.S. citizens. Where Trump hesitated in using the military in any capacity, Biden/Harris will not hesitate.

They will say they can never risk another Trump happening again. Hunting Trump supporters down will be the new sport, egged on by a cheering media.

It’s not only the guns though, the Democrats now have every name of every Trump supporters, and have deemed these people as serious dangers to the CCP plan to bring communism to America. Biden will at some point do what Trump chickened out of doing, enact the Insurrection Act to take out as many Trump supporters, whether in business, whether in any field of employ, whether in any situation, the ‘deplorables’ will be rooted out of all society. American Patriots will now be deemed as enemies of the state, and the media will cheer the military along as they arrest these citizens.

Admiral Yamamoto in WW2 knew that Japan could never invade America by land simply because every American was armed, and this is why it is important for China to disarm Americans before it makes its final move, the coup de grâce that will see the complete defeat of America, welcomed of course by Biden/Harris as saviours.

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