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EXODUS: The Rich Getting Ready to Abandon America if Biden Wins

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It’s always good to be prepared, and accountants are now advising their clients about a possible Biden win in the November election. Underneath the nonsensical babbling senility of Joe Biden stands a coercive far-left agenda that plans to tax the rich at levels never before seen in the United States of America. Kamala Harris, a devout militant Marxist will effectively run the show if Biden wins, and her 5-year-plan collectivist communist ideology will ultimately mean taxation of the rich at more than 90% of their assets and income.

The idea is to redistribute wealth in America, from a rich capitalist state to one where all wealth will be distributed to the poor. The Green New Deal will need funding, and trillions of dollars from America’s wealthy will be forcibly taken to fund the program. With America already in vast debt, the Green New Deal would cost between $51–$93 trillion over the next decade with an estimated potential cost of $600,000 per household.

If you have assets and a successful business now in America, it is almost too late for you to act. No doubt, many socialist leaning wealthy Americans will welcome their riches be given to those who have never worked a job in their lives, or achieved anything, but there may be some Americans who do not take kindly to being robbed of something they have worked hard to achieve throughout their lives.

Kamala Harris has also vowed to go after Americans who stash their cash abroad in tax havens. Whether she will try to do this is in question, but nevertheless, it is prudent to be prepared.

The Democrat party has been radicalised to such a far-left level that they also plan on opening all borders for millions of people from South America and globally to enter the USA, and to receive state benefits, as well as housing. Who will pay for that? Rich Americans, of course will be presented the vast bills of trillions of dollars. With a vast influx of economic migrants, jobs will also be scarce as millions of more people will be desperate for work.

If Biden wins, prepare for the stock market to tank, simply because extreme socialism, bordering on communism, does not bode well for any market. One must also consider the mantle of uncertainty, this will be a new administration with an extreme far-left agenda, and speculators as well as long term investors will be left hanging over a cliff by their fingernails. Prepare for market drops of over 60-70% if Biden wins, thus rendering your pension pots almost worthless overnight.

Once all the riches have left America, and there is a serious brain drain of professional people, how will the Kamala Biden team raise their trillions to turn America into Venezuela or Haiti?

One must also consider social unrest during and after the election, especially if there is uncertainty in the result, or a dispute. Depending on the level of unrest, this could very well affect the stock market leading to large daily drops. If Martial Law is instated, then the phones will be off the hook, and selling your stocks will be almost impossible. As for banking, there would be limitations on the movement of money inter-banks or in withdrawals, as the entire system could shut down overnight.

If Trump continues and wins, naturally the communists will not be happy, and there will be some unrest, but this will be comprehensively quashed with extreme military force, simply because it will be Trump’s second term, and that’s when he will conduct his program of retribution unhindered. Charges of sedition to curb the militant Marxist insurrection will be viable legal options for Trump whether he wins or loses the election.

The month of November will be pivotal for the very survival of America. Either the communists who seek to destroy America win, or the patriots who love their nation and what it stands for win.

America will be fighting for its life on election night.

Thomas Cook Taken Over By Chinese Communists

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How’s that for retribution, or a kick in the ging gang goolies, the fucking Chinese have now taken over beloved former British travel company Thomas Cook.

“This is your captain Wei Lo speaking, we have postponed your trip to Majorca. Instead, we will fly you to China where you will all be beaten, detained, forcibly indoctrinated in Soviet Maoism and your kidneys removed.  Thank you for flying with Thomas Cook, capitalist Western scum!”

Long live Chairman Mao’s Great Leap Forward, as every holiday you buy will be used to finance some horrendous Uighur internment camp where thousands of people are detained in re-education gulags and tortured.

Is your conscience clear as every penny spent now on Thomas Cook is funnelled into the Chinese Communist Party’s coffers to be used against the West somehow?

Look down as you fly over Tibet in your Thomas Cook commissioned holiday and you may spot the Buddhist monks being tortured mercilessly by Chinese commie soldiers.

How about some in-flight refreshments, enjoy the aroma of freshly spilled urine as a Chinese boy tells his mummy he has to pee? The aisle where you are sitting is good enough.

You can book a flight to Torremolinos, have a quick nap and wake up with a large scar down your back. They took your liver and there’s nothing you can do about it, enjoy your holiday.

There is some good news though, Thomas Cook will now be used by millions more Chinese tourists to travel around the globe spreading more viruses, defecating and washing in the Venice canals, and reducing hotel buffets to look like something from a plague of locusts.

Who wants to book their holiday with Thomas Cook now?

Man Says He is Happy to Pay For Vast BBC Salaries

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“I am happy to pay for the immensely overpaid BBC salaries to mediocre celebrity personalities who do not deserve a fraction of what they are paid. Gary Lineker £1.8 million per annum, no problem. Zoe Balls, £1.4 million, a drop in the ocean. In fact, I think they all need another massive pay rise.”

Speaking from the Bellevue Mental Hospital in Burnley, the 28-year-old man revealed that he is also the fifth cousin of Napoleon Bonaparte, and regularly talks to alien species from Alpha Centauri.

When asked about how he pays for the licence fee of £157.50 per annum, the man simply shrugged his shoulders, bent over and farted.

The highest paid BBC celebrities in 2020

Name Principal programme Lower pay limit Upper pay limit
Gary Lineker Men’s football £1,750,000.00 £1,754,999.00
Zoe Ball BBC Radio 2 £1,360,000.00 £1,364,999.00
Graham Norton Radio and Television £725,000.00 £729,999.00
Steve Wright BBC Radio 2 £475,000.00 £479,999.00
Huw Edwards BBC News at Six / BBC News at Ten £465,000.00 £469,999.00
Fiona Bruce Question Time £450,000.00 £454,999.00
Vanessa Feltz Multiple stations £405,000.00 £409,999.00
Lauren Laverne BBC 6 Music £395,000.00 £399,999.00
Stephen Nolan Multiple stations £390,000.00 £394,999.00
Alan Shearer Men’s football £390,000.00 £394,999.00
Ken Bruce BBC Radio 2 £385,000.00 £389,999.00
Emily Maitlis Newsnight £370,000.00 £374,999.00
Claudia Winkleman Radio and Television £365,000.00 £369,999.00
Andrew Marr The Andrew Marr Show £360,000.00 £364,999.00
Scott Mills BBC Radio 1 £345,000.00 £349,999.00
George Alagiah BBC News at Six / BBC News at Ten £325,000.00 £329,999.00
Jeremy Vine BBC Radio 2 £320,000.00 £324,999.00
Nicky Campbell BBC Radio 5 live £300,000.00 £304,999.00
Nick Robinson Today £295,000.00 £299,999.00
Laura Kuenssberg On-air editors and correspondents £290,000.00 £294,999.00
Jason Mohammed Radio and Sport £285,000.00 £289,999.00
Jo Whiley BBC Radio 2 £280,000.00 £284,999.00
Greg James BBC Radio 1 £275,000.00 £279,999.00
Sara Cox BBC Radio 2 £275,000.00 £279,999.00
Sophie Raworth BBC News at Six / BBC News at Ten £275,000.00 £279,999.00
Evan Davis PM £275,000.00 £279,999.00
Mishal Husain Today £265,000.00 £269,999.00
Emma Barnett BBC Radio 5 live £260,000.00 £264,999.00
Dan Walker News and Sport £260,000.00 £264,999.00
Tina Daheley News and Radio £255,000.00 £259,999.00
Martha Kearney Today £255,000.00 £259,999.00
Sarah Montague World at One £250,000.00 £254,999.00
Justin Webb Today £250,000.00 £254,999.00
Nick Grimshaw BBC Radio 1 £240,000.00 £244,999.00
Jon Sopel On-air editors and correspondents £235,000.00 £239,999.00
Trevor Nelson BBC Radio 2 £220,000.00 £224,999.00
Jeremy Bowen On-air editors and correspondents £220,000.00 £224,999.00
Kirsty Wark Newsnight £215,000.00 £219,999.00
Mary Berry Television £215,000.00 £219,999.00
Clive Myrie BBC News Channel £215,000.00 £219,999.00
Louise Minchin BBC Breakfast £215,000.00 £219,999.00
Victoria Derbyshire Victoria Derbyshire £215,000.00 £219,999.00
Katya Adler On-air editors and correspondents £210,000.00 £214,999.00
Fergal Keane On-air editors and correspondents £205,000.00 £209,999.00
Amol Rajan On-air editors and correspondents £205,000.00 £209,999.00
Jermaine Jenas Men’s football £200,000.00 £204,999.00
Sue Barker Tennis £200,000.00 £204,999.00
Naga Munchetty BBC Breakfast £195,000.00 £199,999.00
John McEnroe Tennis £195,000.00 £199,999.00
Simon Jack On-air editors and correspondents £190,000.00 £194,999.00
Charlie Stayt BBC Breakfast £190,000.00 £194,999.00
Mark Easton On-air editors and correspondents £185,000.00 £189,999.00
Gabby Logan Multiple Sports £185,000.00 £189,999.00
Reeta Chakrabarti BBC News Channel £180,000.00 £184,999.00
Rachel Burden BBC Radio 5 live £175,000.00 £179,999.00
Andrew Neil The Andrew Neil Show £170,000.00 £174,999.00
James Naughtie On-air editors and correspondents £170,000.00 £174,999.00
Jonathan Agnew Cricket £170,000.00 £174,999.00
Nihal Arthanayake BBC Radio 5 live £170,000.00 £174,999.00
Annie Mac BBC Radio 1 £170,000.00 £174,999.00
John Pienaar On-air editors and correspondents £165,000.00 £169,999.00
Ben Brown BBC News Channel £165,000.00 £169,999.00
Orla Geurin On-air editors and correspondents £160,000.00 £164,999.00
Simon McCoy BBC News Channel £160,000.00 £164,999.00
Shaun Keaveny BBC 6 Music £160,000.00 £164,999.00
Carrie Gracie BBC News Channel £155,000.00 £159,999.00
Faisal Islam On-air editors and correspondents £155,000.00 £159,999.00
Clara Amfo BBC Radio 1 £155,000.00 £159,999.00
Clare Balding Multiple Sports £155,000.00 £159,999.00
Adrian Chiles BBC Radio 5 live £155,000.00 £159,999.00
Carolyn Quinn Westminster Hour £150,000.00 £154,999.00
Mary Ann Hobbs BBC 6 Music £150,000.00 £154,999.00
Steve Lamacq BBC 6 Music £150,000.00 £154,999.00
Joanna Gosling BBC News Channel £150,000.00 £154,999.00
Jane Hill BBC News Channel £150,000.00 £154,999.00
Mark Chapman Multiple Sports £245,000.00 £249,999.00

Cardi B Loses Cardigan in Knitting Accident

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It has been reported that a celebrity called Cardi B, who not many people have heard of, has lost her cardigan in a freak knitting accident.

According to showbiz outlets, the so-called star was knitting another G-string for her new autotune performance in front of screaming 10-year-old girls, when she accidentally made a cardigan before losing it later on in the day.

“My leetle brain it cannot comprehend. I knit this and that and lose it, I wanted a G-string for my porno show but instead I knit a cardigan for my poodle. I do not know what a cardigan is, I had to look it up in a dictionary, plus I cannot read or write but my maid tell me the words,” a distraught Cardi B was quoted as saying.

The current celebrity world is completely up in arms about this recent setback, and many are thankfully thinking of suicide as an option.

The drama was reported in all showbiz celebrity news sources and has now gone viral amongst the brain-dead.

Curiously enough, no one knows if the reports are true and many don’t fucking care.

If anyone knows who Cardi B is, or was, please keep it to yourself and do not spread it all over some inconsequential social network.

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Why Online Casinos Get Closed: Four Reasons

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For various reasons, having an online casino is a risky business. However, while some platforms are profitable, others go bankrupt. Practice shows that even popular online casinos visited by thousands of players every day are not secured from bankruptcy. Here are four possible reasons why even the most successful business can fail.

1) Bankruptcy

The successful operation of the real money online casino requires top-level skills from developers. This is often the work of a whole team of professionals, engaged in their own directions. In order to withstand competition from other operators, you need to constantly develop your site, lure potential customers with bonuses and loyalty programs. Also, you need to take timely measures against black PR, when competitors leave negative reviews about your casino on forums, give a minimum rating, etc.

Advertising of a virtual gambling establishment plays a special role in preventing bankruptcy. Even a great project can fail if it doesn’t have proper advertising promotion. In this case, a wide range of players will simply not be aware of your existence.

2) Corporate merge

Large, well-known corporations are buying smaller operators and thereby eliminate their competitors. At the same time, online casinos often stop to exist, and active customers are provided with good deposit bonuses and transferred to another casino. If two virtual casinos are merged, a new gambling project is launched based on the two existing ones. So, ordinary users won’t experience any troubles. Perhaps casino conditions will even improve.

3) Rebranding

This process means that the online casino changes its design, as well as offers other games, a different bonus system, etc. Rebranding is a good tool for game operators to start from scratch. Perhaps, this is also a good way to avoid responsibility for their previous fraudulent actions. Therefore, visitors of such casinos should know the reason for such a rebranding. You can usually get official information about this by contacting the casino support service.

4) Fraudulent activities

Thanks to the work of the authorities that control and issue licenses to virtual casinos, the number of fraudulent sites has become much less than before. In addition, in many countries, gambling establishments are restricted by law. These factors affect the fact that casinos with a poor reputation are left without potential players, lose money, and close.

Tips for Virtual Casino Players

Register only on trustful websites that have long been known in the field of gambling;

Study the “blacklist” of operators and do not play on these sites;

Pay attention to news on thematic forums, read reviews about the casino;

Do not invest large amounts of funds on deposits of those casinos that delay payments;

Communicate with the support service to clarify all the questions of interest and assess their level of competence.

These recommendations are easy to apply and can really protect casino customers from wasting money. If the online casino closes, and there is still money on your balance, then you should act aggressively and threaten with legal proceedings.

Queen of California Dominates From Cattle Class on Airline

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This is why there is a mass exodus of citizens from California, one only has to watch the video above to see that there is a serious problem in that state, although the problem is also now spreading like wildfire to other states too.

The Queen of California, travelling in coach class as the Americans call it, (Brits refer to it as cattle class) is an irreverent woman with delusions of grandeur exhibiting signs of a mental breakdown, and is an obvious ignorant yet proud racist.

She keeps talking about how black people are the dominant race with dominant genes, and are the original people, however she neglects to mention something called evolution. Without evolution, the technical wonders of science and all literature, art, philosophy, architecture and governing systems would not have taken place. The evolved humans moved out of Africa thousands of years ago and were party to genetic mutations (evolution) whereas Africans stayed behind in their cosy continent and did nothing much.

Whilst the Roman civilisation were building aqueducts, under floor heating and vast palaces of marble with complex political, military and governing systems 2,500 years ago, sub-Saharan Africans were living in mud huts – in the year 2020 – many are still living under the same conditions. The rest of humanity evolved, not only genetically but in technique, and levels of brain mass intelligence, whereas Africa and its people did not of their own fruition.

To listen to this poor deluded woman ranting on with her ill educated mannerisms is an affront to intelligence, education and knowledge. It is only too clear that many African Americans are completely off the scale with illusions of superior grandeur at the moment and are only embarrassing themselves with such displays of so-called ‘dominance’ and overt racism. These people have been misled to believe they are somehow superior Wakanda beings who must now rule over every other race, built up by BLM Marxist ideology, and socialist media propagandists in the pockets of billionaire financiers. If they only knew who was pulling the strings behind the scenes, then they would possibly wake up from their faux ‘woke’ delusions.

African Americans are now simply pawns and stooges in a bigger game than they can never fathom, useful idiots being played by rich white billionaires, Democrat politicians and their deep pockets. Played by Biden and the far left socialist experts behind his campaign. They all probably laugh heartedly as they see the idiots holding up their placards not knowing why they are doing it, but doing it anyway. Dear African American, you are not ‘woke’, you are being played because ‘wokeness’ is now just a commercial ploy for the black dollar, but you can’t see it can you, as you dish out your EBT money to buy those $400 Nike sneakers, which only enriches the white man you hate so much. You’re still in the plantation, but the saddest part is you don’t know it, and think the white socialists are your benefactors, when they’re just using you for votes.

The same goes to black rappers and black artists in the music biz. Sure your intermediary contacts may be black, but follow the money all the way up the tree and see who owns the massive conglomerates that funnel the little bits of cash you will see. Every song you write, every rap you make is ultimately owned by some white guy at the top of the tree, and he is profiting off your every utterance, however anti-white it is. This model, can also be applied to all sports and every business field where black people are employed.

If we fall back onto the trap of genetics once again, and listen to the cranked up sister and her Queen of California ratchet rant, we must also consider the intelligence quotient of much of her brethren. Africans never had any mixing with the Neanderthal genes, therefore they did not make the genetic jump in intelligence levels thousands of years ago that all other races did. This is why there is a vast IQ difference, and unfortunately it is inherently down to genetic differences, as much as sickle cell is, to their supposed ‘dominance’.

We can only wish the Queen of California a safe journey back to her home, where she probably rants to her many cats. She may be deranged, but she’s a proud woman of African origin, the first people who inhabited this earth, but did not evolve like all the others.

Hang on a second, isn’t Meghan Markle the Queen of California? Surely there has been a mistake here…

Former Prince Harry Shows Off His Californian Garden

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One always loves a Sunday stroll in one’s Californian garden, and former Prince Harry is no exception as he was filmed enjoying the splendour of his new mansion yesterday.

“I come out here to my beautiful Californian garden to enjoy nature first hand and get my thoughts together, plus it gets me away from the demands I have to listen to all day long. Over here is a bush of some sorts, it looks very exotic, something that would not be found in England. There are also no grouse or deer to shoot here, but those are long gone days for me,” the former prince sniffed.

Nearby, as the camera pans around the heavy orange haze, there is only the sound of crackling, much like is heard in a fireplace.

“As you can see, the view from here is wonderful, it is a sort of smoky orange colour, haven’t seen the sun in weeks, funnily enough, my hair seems to blend into the orange smoke very well. The other day I was sauntering in the garden and Meghan came out looking for me because she had more demands, but I stood right in front of her in silence, and she walked past. Jolly good camo I say.”

During filming, a large cinder floats down and starts a small fire.

“Pedro, Pedro! Fire! Fire! Aqua! Fasto! Arriba, arriba, andale!”

“Si, señor Harry! I getta water for fire put out!”

“Good man! Look at him toddle off like that.”

 

Gaining Freedom From an Undemocratic Authoritarian EU is NOT Breaking the Law

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We want to make our own laws, and make our own trade deals, and decide for ourselves who we can deport and who to keep in Britain. This should not be a crime, this should not be against the law, but it seems, freedom, democracy and the right to self-determination is a serious affront to the undemocratic EU.

The EU centric ‘Theresa May afterbirth Brexit deal’ is not in line with democracy because it favours rule from the EU Commission a body of unelected bureaucrats who want to impose laws on Britain post Brexit — this is why Boris Johnson needs to tear the damn thing up.

How do you know you are doing the right thing? When the likes of Tony Blair, and John Major start squealing like a bunch of bellicose pigs, you know you’re going in the right direction.

As for the vindictive threat by the EU to halt all trade with Britain, we can do the same with the EU, and stop the wine, champagne, fromage and European cars. Seeing as Britain is by far the largest market for these products, this should leave a vast dent in their pocketbooks for a while. As for British fishing grounds, how about we bring out a few destroyers cruising our British waters?

Another niggling detail Britain must be aware of is the danger from America, as Pelosi and her little commies are threatening any trade deal with the US ever happening and meddling in our business. This is one threat we must watch with keenness because if Trump loses, the Americans will be ruled by a bunch of far left wing commies intent on sticking it up to the Brits, and destroying any chance of a good trade deal as promised by Trump.

British lawmakers and judges need to work extra time now to write our own laws, to break away from the undemocratic EU, who is acting like a deranged bunny boiler.

 

NFL Debuts New American Anthem – Booing!

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People go to an American Football game at the NFL to watch the game, not to get propaganda shoved down their throats. That’s why the divisive nature of the new BLM American Marxist movement is booed at the NFL, American patriots with or without Trump will always be disgusted at being lectured to by the virtue signalling millionaire players and teams.

“Just play the game!” was the mantra from the stands. That’s the crux of the matter, sport should be about pure sports entertainment and not political. Marxist groups like BLM, are not for equality but for black superiority and racism against anyone who is not black.

Before BLM, players were players in the NFL, no one even distinguished if someone was black, white or whatever colour, but Marxism dictates that everyone should be divided by colour and by ancient grievances, in an Oppression Olympics. Socialism and Marxism creates more racism and hatred, and BLM is a group of domestic terrorists who do not define people just as Americans, but singles out everyone in select groups dividing the nation further. One could even go as far as to say that BLM is invigorating racism, and is elementally racist itself because of the way it dehumanizes people with pale skin. To BLM, if you are white, you are deemed immediately as a ‘fascist’, as ‘privileged’ and inherently evil. This is much the same technique Stalin utilised on any group or individual who either looked at him in the wrong way, or was not a staunch communist who followed every rule by the book.

Naturally, the booing at the NFL game caused outrage amongst the socialist American media groups, as it triggered them to mass debates on their biased channels. It seems, the socialist American media is blinded so much by their own propaganda and Marxism, they cannot see the futility of their own revolutionary Soviet cause.

American Patriots, stand up and boo at these Soviet propagandists, stand and spit at the vile divisive, racist virtue signalling NFL players. Their cause is not about equality or union, it is about division, hatred and superiority of their view point over yours.

As NFL viewers dwindle, and only a handful of people man the stands, it is time Americans vote with their feet, and if the NFL and other sports continue their political stance over sport, to leave, and never come back.

Do not honour these former sports venues with your presence, do not buy the merchandise any more, do not support the virtue signalling teams or players with your hard-earned cash. Let them continue with their Soviet propaganda in empty stadiums if they so wish, until one day, maybe they may get the message that their authoritarian, totalitarian efforts are fruitless.

WW3: Is China Preparing for War Rapid Stockpiling Raw Materials?

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The Communist Chinese war machine is taking shape preparing for war as the sabre rattling continues in the South China Sea. Masses of raw materials and commodities are being stockpiled by the expansionist Chinese communist regime with great urgency as Japan and India join a pact with each other in preparation of the coming war.

Russian and Chinese hackers have been attacking both the Biden and Trump campaigns, and numerous Chinese agents stealing military information from University research facilities have eluded arrest from the FBI. Chinese operatives have been stealing American technical secrets to the Chinese military for years under the auspices of Obama, but it is only now that the US authorities are cracking down.

Xi Jinping 2035 Manifesto

“No country or individual can stop the historical pace of the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation,” Xi Jinping, Supreme Soviet Communist, states repeatedly.

Tensions have also risen in Taiwan due to Chinese aggression, and it is this geographical point that will be the first port of call for Chinese generals. Taiwan would be declared a Chinese victory in less than a week, from there the CCP would eye Australia and New Zealand because of its oil resources and strategic value in global hegemony. Once Australasia is conquered, China is planning on the bigger tasks of India and Japan, which will be fought on two fronts simultaneously possibly utilising low yield nuclear armaments to neutralise strategic military targets as well as neutralising satellites from space.

It is a certainty that China is allied militarily with Russia, and this is why any sudden moves can be very dangerous for NATO and Western allies during the coming conflict.

One has to understand that as certain finite global resources are being depleted, there has to be at some point a push by one territorial nation to gain the last remaining resources as a point of survival, and that nation is China, a land mass with a population of over 1.4 billion people growing daily. Unfortunately, the Wuhan virus did not spread across most of China, and made minimal impact on their population. Instead, the Chinese spread the virus around the globe as a little taster of what is to come. Who is to say they are not going to shy from releasing more deadly pathogens into Europe and America?

The global Covid-19 pandemic could well be a CCP plan to whittle down other nations economically and cause maximum death before they bring out the big guns to clean up à la Red Dawn.

 

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