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Zuckerberg Planning Australian Vacation This Year

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Zuckerberg Planning Australian Vacation This Year

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is planning to vacation in Australia this year after his company cancelled all their news on the site.

“I intend to vacation in the land of Oz, down under, and I better be treated well when I get there. No hocking in my soup in restaurants. We own Australia now, all your base are belong to us. Facebook owns Australia, you kangaroo fucking convicts need to get a life. We are your government now, you will do as I say, you will see what I tell you to see, you will listen to what I tell you to damn well listen. Bitchez! Yo asses is mine!” Zuckerberg was quoted as saying in a raised robotic tone of voice, on Thursday.

Zuckerberg’s itinerary will include landing at Sydney airport where he will be greeted by thousands of paid Facebook fans (actors). He will then be helicoptered to the Sydney Opera House where he will order to be entertained by aborigines. After the performance Zuckerberg has ordered Sydney’s best restaurant to prepare him their best dish, and his bodyguards will be in the kitchens watching for any funny business. No lurgies in the salad etc.

After his dinner, Zuckerberg will be driven to the Australian parliament building which he now owns, where he will sit in state and order more Australians around.

From his new throne, Zuckerberg will phone his master Xi jingping and give him a firm date for the Chinese troops to land in Australia and take over.

Then it’s beddy byes where Zuckerberg will turf out everyone from Sydney’s best 5-star hotel, all for himself.

It seems these Australians are so subservient, they’re literally taking it up the arse without one ounce of a fight. Oh dear, is this Gallipoli all over again?

Daily Squib Gets Serious Boost After Elon Musk Tweet

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Daily Squib Gets Serious Boost After Elon Musk Tweet

Getting a tweet from someone like Elon Musk is a real thrill for us at the Daily Squib, especially when our t-shirt sales went into overdrive ever since. People are literally falling over themselves to get a Daily Squib t-shirt or mug from our official store.

All Elon Musk has to do these days is mention one word or anything pertaining to a product or company and they skyrocket.

All we can say is a gracious thank you to Elon, especially as the Squib Team are huge SpaceX fans, and also anyone who has doubled up with Amber Heard and her girlfriend has major kudos with us.

Woke Woman Seeks Out Triggering Because it Thrills Her

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Woke Woman Seeks Out Triggering Because it Thrills Her

Arsenia Wilder, 26, is a Marxist Woke activist who actively seeks out situations where she is triggered by someone or something. Her hunger for triggering her Woke sense is so entrenched in her mindset that if she is not triggered every thirty minutes she gets withdrawal symptoms.

“I spend every waking hour to find Woke triggers. I search all social media, all TV shows, movies, newspapers, and even talk to people, sometimes random strangers to get triggered.”

When Wilder gets triggered, her Woke sense goes into overdrive as she reports her triggering to all the Woke media controllers and social media Woke support departments.

“I get into a Woke frenzy and start to assemble an online mob projecting my Woke outrage through the mob who will harass and abuse the triggeree until they lose their job, their home, their wife or husband, and even their fucking dog.”

It seems the big payoff comes when the object or person who caused the triggering is either censored, cancelled or completely destroyed.

“Yep, that’s the moneyshot right there, I cum in my boiler suit right there and then. It can also be multiple times, as I read about how the person lost their complete career, or how mass censoring occurred because of me. I feel important for that moment I caused severe pain on someone, especially if they were important. Yeah, it gives me power, and it’s the only way I can really get off. My butch girlfriend doesn’t even come close.”

Biden Thinking About Impeaching Himself

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Biden Thinking About Impeaching Himself

Distraught after the second acquittal of the Teflon Don, Joe Biden is now considering impeaching himself for alleged crimes that include widespread corruption, money laundering and massive electoral fraud in the 2020 elections.

“I am ashamed of myself, here I kneel in shame, a thief who has stolen someone else’s crown. I have also betrayed my own nation by becoming embroiled in dodgy CCP front companies and receiving illicit funds from Burisma, a corrupt Ukrainian company. My son, is a liability, and a CCP asset who has compromised national security and my standing, seeing as I creamed off 20% of his illegal takings. We did not pay one single cent to the IRS because the money was delivered secretly. I have accounts offshore which hold all the money from my ill-gotten gains. Oh dear, what have I done? High treason is just one of the crimes!” a repentant Biden wailed.

America’s socialist party have been wailing for days and days after the acquittal of Trump, not once but twice from their trumped-up charges which went nowhere. Hell, they’ve been trying to down the Teflon Don since 2016 and the campaign before the election. The Democrats only succeeded in downing the Don after a massive organised effort of total censorship and electoral fraud in 2020.

So, what’s the next step then after Biden impeaches himself?

The evidence against Biden is so immense and damning he will probably put himself in the stockades and put in a date for his shooting squad demise.

“I will present myself to the Marines, they will put me against a wall, and cover my eyes with a cloth. I will then be shot to death hopefully. I don’t want anyone injuring me so I’m still alive and in pain, they need to go for my head and heart,” Biden said with his head hanging in shame for his crimes against the American people and nation.

Well, it’s good to see the Democrats doing something useful for a change.

Prepare For Fourth Wave: Open Schools in March

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Prepare For Fourth Wave: Open Schools in March

One of the prominent signs of madness is repeating the same actions over and over again and expecting a different result. It has been proven that opening schools increases the rate of infection yet here we go again, with a threat to open schools again in March.

The increase in footfall alone will result in asymptomatic carriers of the new strains of virus to firmly find a foothold in the population centres. The deadly South African and Brazilian strains, along with the easily transmitted Kent strain will surge forward as new human hosts enter the arena.

Yes, everyone would love things to go back to normal, and for kids to attend schools again, but should we force them to do so in such deadly times as this?

No one is talking about transmission through the eyes, as 99% of people do not wear eye coverings. Furthermore, the majority of the population do not wear N95 rated masks at least. Any other mask used is useless to the new strains of covid moving through the population. Unless you wear eye protection and a proper mask, forget about it.

To once again fill those overcrowded classrooms with children is not only a death sentence for the elderly but eventually the teachers and parents will be infected. This is how the first, second, third happened and the fourth wave will be the deadliest because it will involve the deadlier imported strains.

You have been indoctrinated as consumers to purchase expensive summer holidays over many decades. You have to book your holiday even though the globe is wracked by a vicious pandemic at various stages. It is this form of irrational uncontrolled behaviour that will increase infection levels — aw, just because you had to have your fucking holiday. Well, when you’re on a ventilator or one of your loved ones are, you can reminisce about your wonderful holiday in the sun for that last time before they put you under.

Unless people and governments understand the seriousness of this pandemic then we are doomed to an eternal circle of death. Fuck the economy, fuck your summer holidays and fuck schools, death is real, and so is covid. The despicable people who deny covid’s existence are also culprits in this eternal circle of hell.

We are all being led by dinosaurs from an old system that does not work any more, and a population indoctrinated by the same defunct system. All of these sordid moribund equations will lead us all to death.

Unless…

We as humans embrace real change, and adapt a real defensive yet offensive position to all facets of education/business/governance the waves will continue ad infinitum.

Madness, is continuing on doing the same thing over, and opening schools in March will continue this useless deadly madness. Fourth, fifth, sixth waves onwards.

Meghan Worried: Harry Can’t Stop Marching Around Like Soldier

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Meghan Worried: Harry Can’t Stop Marching Around Like Soldier

Things are heating up in the 16-bathroom Californian hideout of Meghan and Harry.

The couple’s gay spokesman Ovid Scoobie and author of their bargain bucket book has revealed in his newspaper column that since Harry has had his military titles stripped by the Queen, he’s gone a bit bonkers.

“Meghan does not know how to handle the former prince’s antics. He gets up at four in the morning and blows his bugle for reveille. Then at 4.30 Harry has an army breakfast of shit on a shingle (SOS) and coffee that would strip the paint off walls. At 5 am Harry is marching up and down the house, through bedrooms, and in the garden. He marches all around for four hours every day shouting at the top of his voice. We think he thinks he is a sergeant or something. The other day while he was marching he ordered one of the gardeners to join in, the poor man did not come in to work the next day.”

Harry is probably a little anxious about a certain announcement to be made soon.

According to sources, the rest of the day is filled by Harry polishing his boots, and shining his fake medals.

Meghan is at her wits end about Harry still thinking he is in the British army, however someone has suggested a solution to the problem.

One Californian friend has suggested that a barracks is built at the bottom of the garden where Harry can indulge in his delusional army exercises.

“Have the barracks built right down the hill where Harry will be happy, and you guys can be happy without all the noise he makes. When it’s lunchtime, throw in a few sarnies, or better still some army ration packs over the walls of the barracks. Meghan will not see Harry for days then, and once again she will be a happy camper.”

Why Online Casino Gaming is the Best Option for 2021

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Why Online Casino Gaming is the Best Option for 2021

The Coronavirus outbreak has definitely shut down much of the business of brick and mortar casino gaming. In other words, a lot of gamblers have to work hard to get good access to their gaming with real money. The online casino industry is therefore the best go-to alternative. If you however still have your reservations about the online casino industry, here are few reasons why you should realise them again in 2021.

Online Casinos are the Safest Option Right Now

According to bestaucasinosites.com, there are a lot of risks that are surrounding the whole land casino gaming scene. Therefore, if there are a lot of threats surrounding the whole casino gaming scene in the physical world. If you feel like you’re vulnerable, why not choose the safest available option? Since there is no need for direct interaction with others, the online gambling industry would give a zero chance of contracting any deadly disease. You can therefore comfortably self-quarantine and still win real money.

Better Convenience

There is a lot of hassle and tussle that comes with playing at a land casino in the COVID 19 age aside from contracting a deadly disease. So why not sign up right now for the largest online casino to get decent real money offers? For one, land casinos come with a lot of rules that will probably tire you out before you even start playing for your real money. You might be required to have your temperature checked every time you decide to visit a casino. And, if the casino is not up to standard, you might have to wait in long lines as well.

No time Restrictions

Online casinos will be available for you 24 hours of the day. You can just wake up from your sleep and immediately start on your casino gaming without any hassles (machine a sous en ligne). There are no opening and closing hours at an online casino and, the best part is that you do not even have to waste your gaming time away waiting for the next slot machine to open for gaming. Online casinos come with instant play.

Why You Should Always Read Casino Reviews

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Why You Should Always Read Casino Reviews

We know that some new players at online casinos are a bit naïve, or are too excited to do thorough research before they sign up at a casino. However, this sometimes leads to disappointment. This is because some sites are not who they say they are, and you might end up getting scammed. Below, we discuss the various reasons why you should always read casino reviews before you sign up or make a deposit.

Scam Sites

The first thing that you must do is make sure that you choose a legit site. That means it should be licensed and regulated. Also, the licence should be offered by a reputable regulatory body. That way, you are guaranteed safety, security, and fairness. You are also assured of top quality games from trusted software providers.

Exclusive Bonuses

Most top and trusted casinos offer all their players, both new and returning, some massive bonuses and promotions. These bonuses do a great job boosting the players’ bankrolls. Claiming these bonuses upon registration ensures that you get better chances of winning and that you get to play more.

Newcomer Friendly

A great top online casino should be able to offer players all the things that they need, especially new players. That means players should be able to find all they need without getting lost on the site. On top of that, they should be able to find answers quite easily.

That means you should be able to find a FAQ section on the site that answers all your questions. If not, the customer support team should be able to answer your questions in minimal time.

Country Restrictions

Some countries are restricted from playing online gambling games through sites like bestusacasinosites online casino, or you will find that some casinos are restricted in other countries. Because of that, it means that you will not be able to play at any casino that you choose. This is why it’s very important to find out this information first before you think about signing up.

Why Are Traditional Online Casino Games Still Popular

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Why Are Traditional Online Casino Games Still Popular

Online gambling has been tremendously on the rise. For the last decade, we have witnessed a wide range of real money casino games that have been offering gamblers an immense betting experience online.

As if that is not enough, software providers have played a significant role to offer the best games and good bonuses online. Therefore, it is not quite surprising why traditional online casino games are still popular to this very day. At the same time, playing traditional games comes with its own prestige and that has made the games most popular even in the era of online gambling.

Types of Casino Games Played

The popular traditional games that are popular at most online casinos include; Texas Holdem poker. The game is interesting because you will be playing the game against other top gamblers, which will enhance your gambling extravaganza making sure that you walk away with real money.

Wide Market Appeal

The massive success of online gambling is its capability of attracting a huge number of real money gamblers. There is always something for everyone, and it is easy to redo some of the old concepts transforming it into a modern appearance.

Above all, you need to remember that players are able to play these casino games at the comfort of their homes. They are easily accessible, and you can adapt to the gameplay and have real entertainment online, at the same time winning real money.

According to crazy vegas casino, winning real money has become a piece of cake simply because table games and other speciality games have been offering players an immense gaming experience. All you need to do is to make sure that you choose the best gambling site and you will be ready to win amazing bonuses and promotions online today.

Celebrities: If You Value Your Career Do Not Have an Opinion on Social Media

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Celebrities: If You Value Your Career Do Not Have an Opinion on Social Media

As another head rolls, this time that of the Mandalorian’s Gina Carano, we cannot emphasise this enough, under the current climate of Marxist Wokism, speaking your mind is truly dangerous.

Marxism is a very powerful anti-democratic, anti-free speech ideology, and it has been adopted by and infiltrated all media/universities/government/schools in the West. Pushed by China, and the CCP, demoralization of many Western nations is now complete.

People are now clamouring for more totalitarianism and censorship, because they have been programmed to do so over decades of indoctrination.

You have been taught to hate your own skin colour, to bow down and kneel for hating yourself, to hate your own heritage/history/biology. Men have been mentally castrated, emasculated to detest their own biological makeup.

When George Orwell wrote 1984, he never envisaged such a horrendous totalitarian control system unfold as the Woke Marxist Thoughtcrime internet that has taken shape now.

Reverse-McCarthyism

How does one escape this horrid dystopian nightmare echo chamber, as the NPC mobs all bleat like sheep at their prison masters, so some other poor fucker is banned or loses their livelihood?

Celebrities/actors/actresses/authors or whatever you are, be warned, never speak your mind on the internet. Listen to your goddamn agents for fuck’s sake. If you value your career keep your comments to those of banality, and you will be okay, or better still delete your social media account altogether for real assurance.

We’re really going to miss Gina in the Mandalorian, she is a fine woman, and can kick our asses at the Squib any day.

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