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Academy Award Members Prepare For Gang Gun Fights Next Year’s Oscars

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Academy Award Members Prepare For Gang Gun Fights Next Year’s Oscars

Joel Rubenstein an academy award director, has been discussing the accommodation of gun and knife fights during next year’s academy awards ceremony.

“Because African Americans are allowed to get away with anything they want, this morning we have been discussing allowing them to discharge their weapons in the venue next year as they try to kill each other. Bullet proof vests will be standard fashion accessories and we even plan to accommodate a morgue.”

It’s okay to violently assault people

Extreme violence and brutal behaviour is condoned only for African Americans and any other race that partakes in such savage displays of hardcore violent behaviour will be pilloried, driven from their profession and arrested.

Another academy award member Josh Zuckerheimer was adamant that African Americans bring a cultural richness to Hollywood that is invaluable.

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African American actors peacefully prepare for next year’s academy awards

“Life imitates art in all its ways. African American cinema usually displays the virtues of these people and their wonderful lives. They are obscenely loud, vulgar, lazy, entitled, constantly angry with huge chips on their shoulders and armed to the teeth, not only with real guns but massive race cards ready to threaten anyone if they do not get their way. I expect violent,  mentally unstable individuals like Will Smith to be touting a gun or knife for next Oscars ceremony.”

Some actors and actresses could be caught in the crossfire therefore the academy plans on ordering more bodybags just in case. Toxic masculinity is allowed for woke blacks but nobody else.

“We are not ghettoizing the Oscars, as some misinformed journalist suggested. Au contraire, we are merely accommodating our wonderful African American friends because if we don’t, then they start up a terrible stink and call us racist,” Zuckerheimer added before a crazed African American actor brutally sucker punched him to the ground from behind whooping and jeering to applause from the assembled actors and actresses.

You just gotta love Hollywood.

The Glory of a Blacked Oscars

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The Glory of a Blacked Oscars

You can’t get more black than that, violence and the purity of angry expletive ridden exchanges. The Oscars have truly shown the colours of blackness that have infiltrated Hollywood in its dark final declining years. Sure, BLM would be proud to see their beastly working methods utilised so well, that of brute force, vulgarity and sheer stupidity. Just imagine the furore if a white actor had gone up on stage to slap Chris Rock?

Black privilege 

One Oscar attendee quipped: “No doubt Will whatever-his-name Smith will receive multiple token acting job offers after his Oscars performance. Everything is down to quotas these days, you gotta employ people who ain’t qualified for the job a lot of the time, and Will Smith is as robotic as they come. His acting is so wooden, at times it is hard to distinguish between Smith and the furniture on set, but he gets paid gazillions of dollars for mediocrity because of the colour of his skin.”

Indeed, it is nigh on impossible to make a historical period drama these days without African American celebrities who can barely act being unceremoniously plonked into roles that they should not be in. It’s just a case of rolling one’s eyes again as history is once again defiled by the Hollywood quota fillers.

The 2022 Oscars also highlighted the awful statistics of black on black violence, something BLM ignores completely. BLM only activates its loot-worthy destructive capabilities when a poor white person is involved in the mix, plus the incident has to be filmed by some bystander (preferably also black) with a phone. If those components are not present in the equation, then it ain’t worth shit. For BLM, thousands of blacks shooting each other in Chicago monthly ain’t worth a squirt of piss, nada, nothing. Black lives don’t seem to matter when it’s black on black violence.

This is truly a renaissance for the Oscars, though. In the next five to ten years, all the Oscars will be black. There will be no more crackers allowed, and Oscar night will be a form of bloodletting where burly brain-dead savage brutes duke it out, shrieking mamas pull out each other’s hair weaves in screaming animalistic ratchet fights and everyone has a cook-out afterwards on stage to celebrate with even more violence. World Star-r-r!

Global Power Britain Leads the Way During Ukraine Crisis Despite Brexit Doomsayers

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Global Power Britain Leads the Way During Ukraine Crisis Despite Brexit Doomsayers

The Remoaners who constantly bleated that Britain would be weaker after Brexit have had to eat their poisonous words as the Ukraine crisis has shown the UK leading the world with its actions in the war. Even Vladimir Putin has been surprised by the immense power wielded by a supposedly weakened country.

The EU Soviet bloc of former countries have also shown some form of unity, albeit in their own chaotic fashion, however the EU could not match Britain’s decisive lightning response to the Russian invasion. With Britain’s military response in aiding Ukrainian troops giving them the necessary equipment to counteract the Russian assault, and comprehensive sanctions, the intended Russki blitzkrieg was thwarted. This is in stark contrast to the EU where German and French companies are still doing business in Russia with no plans to stop despite war crimes and atrocities being reported daily.

Behind both the UK’s and EU’s support of course there was the US response, but Joe Biden supposedly leading his nation resulted in a slow, weak and sclerotic result. At times, Biden has even aided the enemy with his unscripted idiotic comments.

Britain through its strength in Brexit has shone through the negative bluster of the treacherous Remoaner class and put them to shame.

 

World Leaders: “For God’s Sake, Biden Cannot Stay in Power”

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World Leaders: “For God’s Sake, Biden Cannot Stay in Power”

World leaders were today pleading with American politicians and administrative staff to remove the idiotic senile bungling old fool Joe Biden from power immediately.

Furthermore, many world leaders fearful of another moron being installed into power who could inadvertently start a third world war, are plotting the arrest of the corrupt officials and business people who enabled Joe Biden to gain power during the 2020 US elections.

Obama Biden Award Fraud President-unelect“Sure, Putin is a dangerous individual but Biden is invariably more dangerous because he is not only senile but stupid as well. At least Putin can be contained somewhat, but Biden is a fucking liability set loose with free reign to do as he pleases and the Democrats are protecting this individual,” a senior NATO military advisor commented on Sunday.

Psychiatrist Dr Henry Nyman, revealed that Joe Biden may actually be pursuing a larger conflict with Russia on purpose.

“What has Biden got to lose? He has lived his life and simply does not care that the rest of the world will suffer in a nuclear apocalypse event started by his provocative language. His mental state is one of nonchalance and internal anger. Here is a man who gained power by illegitimate illegal methods and subconsciously he feels he does not deserve this ultimate power. Biden hates himself and he hates the people who installed him into power. His internal anger manifests itself in chaos and destruction brought on by his deep-seated Catholic guilt. Joe Biden is in a worse mental state than Vladimir Putin who is calculated and cool in his actions however evil they are. With Biden, the world is being punished by a schizoid man with advanced dementia and severe manic depression. Biden is very dangerous because he is unpredictable and can order a nuclear attack at any moment due to his severe mental state.”

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If one analyses all angles regarding the installation of someone as dangerous as Joe Biden who has no regard for human life, as witnessed by his actions in Afghanistan, one could postulate with certainty that this very sick individual was installed into power by people knowing full well that his reckless and chaotic mindset would lead to a third world war.

Throughout history, whenever there has been a global economic impasse, world war was always the solution chosen by the few who would ultimately profit from all encompassing conflict.

Rishi Sunack Budget: “Just Die Will You if You Can’t Cope With Poverty!”

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Rishi Sunack Budget: “Just Die Will You if You Can’t Cope With Poverty!”

Bundled around a pile of burning broken furniture in the middle of your living room as you watch the latest budget presentation from the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunack, you throw some cherished books on the fire to keep things going. Today, you ate some mouldy bread and a grape. Gripped by hunger and poverty thanks to the massive tax increases from the Chancellor, you had to abandon your car last week as fuel prices are now so high that filling your gas tank is reminiscent of taking out a second mortgage. Ah, the subject of mortgages. Interest rates rose thanks to the insane policies of the BoE and this means mortgage payments as well as credit card charges rose as well, rendering any little money you had left in your raided pension as lost to the ether of imbecility. The council tax bill flops on the floor alongside the water rates, the electric, the gas, the BBC tax and all the other bills that exist. Ah, council tax is up another 350% from last year. Throw that on the fucking fire as well.

Towards the end of the freezing evening, the last embers of the fire that has consumed your last chair glows orange. It is time to retire to your arctic bedroom with your freezing moaning wife. Our dead cat that passed away last week from starvation and cold is still resting in eternal peace on the end of our bed. At least its fur may keep our feet from catching frostbite in the night.

Drifting to sleep, one can only dream of massive levels of quantitive easing. Those were the days eh, the stock market was shooting up irrespective of anything and free money was being thrown around like confetti. Shops were giving away fridges, tellies and food was plentiful. Zero percent interest on everything. Hope I don’t wake up tomorrow morning. Reality will truly be insufferable.

 

Covid Virus Tests Positive For Hillary Clinton

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Covid Virus Tests Positive For Hillary Clinton

A Covid virus cluster announced on Tuesday that they had tested positive for Hillary Clinton.

“I’ve got some mild cold symptoms but am feeling fine…ah, ah, ah-choo!” one single Covid cell, part of the BA.2 variant, said on Twitter. “Catching a Hillary Clinton is so tiring. She doesn’t stop fucking talking about her lost 2016 election. It just goes on and on and on! ”

The BA.2 variant Covid virus also said that its distant variant, Alpha, had “tested negative and is feeling fine.”

“He’s quarantining until our household is fully in the clear. Movie recommendations appreciated!” the virus said in a tweet.

The Covid virus’ announcement comes amid a string of positive Hillary results from prominent strains in the last few weeks — including Omicron, Delta and Gamma. Though overall Hillary Clinton cases in the U.S. have fallen, the uptick in cases in Europe of Hillary Clinton could indicate a similar outbreak in the U.S.

One Covid virus cell was inconsolable.

“If I get infected by Hillary Clinton again, I fear I may lose my sanity. The quarantine alone is a nightmare, I mean, how many times can anyone watch the 2016 election results on loop without their RNA nucleoproteins simply imploding? Yaaaargh!”

Meghan Seen Off the Coast of Jamaica in Submarine

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Meghan Seen Off the Coast of Jamaica in Submarine

WAG WAAN! After Meghan’s attempt to thwart the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s visit to Belize in a helicopter, she has now hired a submarine from the Medellín Cartel to mess with the royal trip to Jamaica.

“Jamaica mistake wit’ dat monn? Mi don’ si nah sub-marine in di ocean! Mi gat mor cheance si Haile Salacee! Go down deh!” a Rasta said on the beach, squinting his eyes through his dreads.

Torpedo Alert

Rumours have been flying all across the island that Meghan is planning a campaign to highlight to the natives that the visiting royals are directly descended from slave traders.

“Bumba Clot! Is dat da truff? Small up yuhself! Weh yuh ah seh? Dis Meghan mebbe criss ting but mi susspec she ginnal,” another man on the beach revealed before climbing a tree to get a coconut.

The Jamaican navy has been put on full alert and if they see the submarine have vowed to sink it.

Rear Admiral Sly “Rude Boy” Marvin said his vessel was on permanent standby.

“Yah Sir! di yardie navy a pan standby yah now. Wi a gwine sink Meghan’s submarine an save di Cambridge’s fram more humiliations. Fi mi mon can row di boat real faas!”

Currently, the Cambridge’s are in Trench Town. The royal couple were mobbed by huge crowds of well-wishers desperate to shake their hands and share high-fives as they visited Bob Marley’s former home.

Meghan Markle Seen Flying Over Belize in Helicopter

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Meghan Markle Seen Flying Over Belize in Helicopter

As the royal media extravaganza continues in Belize with the Cambridges, William and Kate, a certain former royal is not happy about all the attention those two are getting.

Easy on the collective, luv

“I hired a helicopter, and Harry taught me some flying skills over the past week. I plan to fly over those two and drop leaflets of the Sussexes. I am still a Duchess and Royal. Da Queen said so, and so did Oprah!”

Royal protection officers for Prince William and Kate were not too happy about the news that Meghan Markle will be swooping around Belize airspace.

Officer Grant Trimble, has asked the Belize government for permission to employ a no-fly zone where Wills and Kate are performing their royal duties.

“Today, I have spoken with the Belize military, and we will put up nets around the royal no-fly zone, so if we see that Meghan Markle woman in her helicopter it will be easy to trap her and send her back to Montecito. It will be like catching an annoying mosquito buzzing around.”

As for Harry, he has not been seen in weeks, but who cares about him anyway?

Another Dangerous Dog Tragedy – Will the Subclasses Ever Learn?

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Another Dangerous Dog Tragedy – Will the Subclasses Ever Learn?

What is it about introducing ferocious flesh ripping animals, bred specifically to kill anything that moves into a household; especially homes with little children or elderlies ready for the taking. One would think a dangerous killing machine should not really be a household pet, but more suited to illegal dog fighting dens in some dark inner city dump where baying brutes bet over equally barking brutes in the ring.

Bella-Rae Birch, just 17 months old, was attacked by the family pet on Monday afternoon at home on Bidston Avenue in Blackbrook, St Helens at around 3.50pm on Monday. Emergency services took her to hospital, where she sadly died from her injuries. SOURCE

The sink estates, the social housing, the council estates are full to the brim with these creatures lurking the dank concrete corridors. The public parks are now havens for these dangerous breeds trained to be even more aggressive, hunting down regular breeds of dogs to maul or little kiddies playing in the sandpits. You cannot walk in any park in Britain these days without being set upon by either the thugs or the brutish killer dogs on the end of their leashes. Most of the time, these deadly beasts are let loose leashless to not only leave huge steaming piles of shit everywhere but to snarl at you menacingly, ready to pounce and rip your throat out at any moment.

It is a rarity to see one of these breeds not snarl threateningly at you as you take a nice stroll in the park on a rare sunny day. Their spindly track suited handlers laugh and egg the animal on or give it a brutal kick up its backside. Smoking their skunk weed nonchalantly, they venture off to the children’s playgrounds to sell their wares, whether crack or the latest mutant strain of skunk weed that will invariably gift the unfortunate user with severe untreatable schizophrenia.

What does it say of the IQ levels of the subclasses that they introduce such dangerous dogs into their households with babies, young children and other vulnerable humans? This is why they are possibly stuck in this never-ending circle of poverty from generation to generation? One could even postulate that the introduction of dangerous dogs into households is a form of natural selection, and a cruel reminder to the clueless owners that their own over breeding practices are not approved by nature itself?

No doubt, there will be further tragedies of the same in the future, ad infinitum.

Putin’s Plan is Not to Stop Once Ukraine Conquered

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Putin’s Plan is Not to Stop Once Ukraine Conquered

Once Ukraine is vanquished, and the military defeated, the remaining population will be sent to camps in Russia, as we successfully predicted. Reports are coming through from Ukraine that civilians from Mariupol have been sent to camps on the Russian mainland, forced to work for no pay. Our predictive article on camps was published on February 25, and the terrible reality of the situation occurred on March 20, reported by many media sources.

As the West, particularly countries like Germany, dither on action, there is a certainty to Putin’s plans that is unnerving as we know he has nothing left to lose. Much like a rat that is cornered, there is only one way to go, and that is forward. Putin’s plans will thus involve a move through Eastern Europe, Poland, Sweden and Finland. There will be possible moves into Arctic territories disputed by Russia and the USA.

Despite trying to hurt the Russian economy via sanctions, Putin knows the United States under the Biden administration is itself in a crippled state and weak. The USA, once the World’s Policeman, is now a pathetic shadow of its former self led by a babbling idiotic demented flaccid wishy-washy socialist Biden. Things would have been very different if the USA had a strong, robust leader who could actually string a coherent sentence together, who knew what is going on in the world. The current awful global situation can only be attributed to the people who installed Biden illegally.

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Interior of a barrack for prisoners in camp GULAG on island Mudjug in a river mouth Northern Dvina, Russia.

The recent Putin rally is proof of his resolve not only to see his campaign in Ukraine through, but to continue his crusade towards Berlin and Paris — the ultimate prize to his endeavours. All the West can do is watch, and threaten to prosecute Putin for war crimes in Ukraine. It is all and well prosecuting someone like Putin, but the prosecution is useless if you cannot put the blighter in the dock. What are they going to do helicopter into Putin’s bunker and snatch him whilst surrounded by thousands of crack Spetsnaz troops?

Meanwhile, China is watching all of this with eagerness. Overtly it is showing distance from Russia to keep the West placated, but covertly there is a military and economic pact with Russia. China welcomes the increased gas and oil flow from Russia as well as the wheat reserves. The Chinese Communist Party is also watching the weak response by the USA and NATO and adjusting its plans regarding its own Taiwan campaign.

India is also set to import massive amounts of Russian crude oil bolstering Russia’s sanctioned economy. For Putin and his cronies, India is a huge gift to the Russian economy and will shore up the military campaign in Ukraine. The West can only watch and have been silent to the acquisitions from the East of Russian commodities.

Meanwhile, in Washington, Joe Biden and his sclerotic anaemic administration can only watch in horror as Putin slowly advances forward in Ukraine bombing buildings indiscriminately abducting citizens to concentration camps deep in Russia.

https://gulagu-net.ru/Torture_in_Russia

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