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“The cops just stood by and watched!” one witness revealed. Flash-mob looting is certainly not something new. These groups of protected individuals are primarily made up of what is called ‘young people’ by the US media.
“It was just ‘young people‘ out shopping,” a local LA news anchor defended.
It is of course strictly not okay or permitted to describe these groups as anything but a bunch of ‘young people’ because that would of course be deemed as ‘racist’ by the politically correct mob who are supposed to control these areas.
“This is a daily occurrence in Democrat-run states and major metro zones. ‘Young people’ are just doing what they do best — looting. I also support Black Lives Matter doing whatever they have to do in our cities. They can come over to my home or business, loot it, burn it down and molest my family. I support them 110%,” Democrat Senator Weiner McCall told a fawning CNN anchor yesterday.
Suppressing the economies of G7 economies so that eco targets can be reached is all part of the larger Great Reset.
By making everything more expensive for consumers by pushing up inflation, consumers eventually stop consuming. This contraction will be the new norm for the future. The goal is ultimately to impoverish people to the state of complete reliance on the state led eco drive dreamt up by globalist think tanks in darkened rooms.
There is no restitution, there will be no relief for the masses constantly attacked from all angles. Whether the medicine is forced starvation through impossible food price hikes, or traditional fossil fuel hikes, or through destitution via virus lockdowns, these deliberate planned operations are mere shakedowns designed purely to transfer wealth from the ordinary citizen to the machines of power.
Naturally, when the populace is squeezed to the limit, some quarters will push back. Luckily for the powers stripping the populace of their means for basic survival, the majority of the population are terminally brainwashed to obey authority at all costs, even if it is evident they are being overtly suppressed and robbed of their livelihoods.
The tragedy of the situation is that the population could halt their own demise within a few hours if everyone targeted stood up and acted, however the majority are either not aware, or too scared to act. Tax slavery amongst the cash cows is entrenched beyond any metric.
Imagine a man being turned upside down and all the contents of his trousers emptied onto the floor.
The post-consumerist age will be powered by AI, and it will not need you. It is possible therefore that the populace who have had all of their wealth stripped, will be given a measly monthly stipend to stop them rioting. Basic Universal Income will thus be the solution to a redundant work force who have been disenfranchised and robbed of their means to support themselves. Add in the variables of a top down ageing population within many Western nations and the terminal decline of private equity — the Great Reset/Build Back Better global solution wins every time.
What can we say about Sadiq Khan’s horrific London of today? The traffic jams rarely move, the polluted streets are filled with muck, the brutal daily violence is ignored and the inflation is so high people can barely survive.
Whoever voted for a second round of Sadiq Khan as London Mayor is complicit in murder, violent assaults, burglaries and a negligence of duty never witnessed before.
What brings a human to kill in cold blood an 87-year-old pensioner toddling on in their mobility scooter? Should these creatures even be called human, let alone animals? Animals, for a start, are far more noble creatures, and only act out of instinct.
London is now a cesspit of inequity, a forlorn nightmarish piss ridden expensive Portaloo of overflowing putrefying excrement. At least the Victorians had the courtesy to sweep the horse shit off the roads, but Sadiq Khan, an eternal disgrace, has turned London into a bloodied mess where every day the pavements are littered with needles, chewing gum, fag butts, used condoms, vomit, junk food wrappers, used toilet paper, blood splatters, and odd body parts from the latest gang violence.
The roaming marauding gangs make many parts of the city uninhabitable. If you are unlucky enough to venture into these areas, say goodbye because no one will come to your aid.
It does not matter if it is broad daylight, the police will not turn up, and ambulances usually take over two hours to turn up, if ever.
There is no redemption, there is no solution given. Instead, the victims are pilloried or arrested for daring to protect themselves. The horrifically unjust laws in Britain mean that anyone who defends themselves from an attacker, either in their own homes or in public, are liable for the safety of their attacker.
The attacker could kick your home’s door down and barge into your bedroom wielding a machete or gun. If you stop the attacker from killing you and your family, then you will be charged and sent to prison.
This is the level of socialism within the British legal system that makes it okay for scum to continue doing what they do every day.
Why be bothered? Committing crime pays very well in Britain today.
The piece of shit who murdered that 87-year-old man if caught will only get 6 months in a prison at most and will soon be out to commit more heinous acts of violence, courtesy of the British legal system.
The Daily Squib newspaper will soon have its first book published. Today, we can finally reveal the front cover art work for the book. The Daily Squib Anthology 2007 – 2022 will soon be available in all book stores online and offline. The book will be a historical satirical anthology of our work on the internet during the formative stage of its development.
The DS has been a part of internet history since 2007, and witnessed the comings and goings of many presidents, prime ministers and celebrities. We have seen the changes on the internet and ideally grew up on here along with the multitude of people and companies who participate on this incredible communication medium called the World Wide Web.
Compiling this anthology has been both a challenge and a daring journey into the world of physical publishing. The amount of work conducted both in creating our site and articles daily as well as the book is astonishing. It was well worth the work, though.
We were there, we saw what happened, and we satirised internet history as it developed. We saw the news as it happened and channelled the Juvenalian scribe from 2,500 years ago to mix into the modern technical age of the 21st Century.
The Daily Squib Anthology 2007 – 2022 will be released soon.
Joe Biden says he will introduce the Inflation Reduction Act so that America is further bankrupted and inflation continues to rise daily.
“I’m giving $369 billion of your taxpayers’ money back to you so you are forced to spend your money on lame projects that bleed money but are supposed to address the climate crisis. You will have to buy a heat pump which is highly expensive, inefficient and breaks down constantly. Service repairs for heat pumps will cost your families huge amounts of money you won’t have, therefore you will be stuck in winter with no heat. It’s either getting a huge repair bill or feeding your family. Hey, I’m Joe Biden, I’m giving you that dire choice. Also, I am putting your taxpayers money into clean energy eco companies that will suck up the cash within a year or two then go belly up. How good is that? Just think, American folks will give these young eco entrepreneurs tonnes of cash in government subsidies and handouts, so they can live lavishly for a year or two before they get their begging bowls out once again.
“I’m also going to make damn sure to tax large companies in the US within an inch of their lives, so either they will leave these shores permanently, or divert all of their money to offshore accounts in places like Belize, Panama and the Cayman Islands. Because of my stupid policies, America will become not only an expensive place to do business, but due to my actions, inflation will increase by about 40%.
“What you think about that folks? Jibboom, dinga, dinga, mumble, mong fart!”
As Joe Biden turned around from the podium making his stupid announcement, he shook hands with the air for the fourth time this month. He then patted the air behind him and excused himself as he walked into a wall.
Apparently, according to the mass media ‘quiet quitting’ is at an epidemic level amongst the quietly employed. Ever since the lazy days of the Covid lockdowns, some people realised the futility of tax slavery and are missing those days of not getting out of their slippers.
“I quietly quit months ago. It is much more productive I think than noisy quitting, simply because who needs the hassle of finding another dead end job? I look like I’m working at work, and the managers think I am working but in reality I am miles away in a better place in my mind. I do the bare minimum to just get by. Any chance I get, I am either on a prolonged toilet break or an Italian style lunch break,” an office worker from the City told the Evening Standard.
Millions of workers across the country are quietly quitting the daily grind. Indeed, it seems they have somehow awoken to the uselessness of their day jobs.
“You work in shit, soul-destroying jobs all your life for what? It amounts to absolutely nothing, and when I realised that — I quietly quit. I get to keep my salary and pension, but choose not to make a noisy exit that could get messy. As for the managers or people higher up who bark orders, fuck them. The trick is to nod your head yes every time, but do the exact opposite,” another quietly quitting worker revealed.
If you are experiencing some kind of ennui or crossroads moment in your life, sometimes it pays not to be too hasty. Messy quitters are usually losers. The quiet quitters, however, are the clever ones.
Well, well, who do we have here? Henry Kissinger himself, possibly the greatest living statesman, saying that the West has never been closer to war than now with Russia and China.
We are at the edge of war with Russia and China on issues which we partly created, without any concept of how this is going to end or what it’s supposed to lead to.
No shit Sherlock…
Kissinger may be old, but he seems to still have his fingers on the pulse, and his perceptive qualities are very much alive.
If you can’t hear the drums of war you must be deaf
Our satirical parody of Kissinger in 2011 somehow was a look into the future that no one wanted to come to fruition, but it is becoming truer every nearing day.
The Daily Squib does predict the future, we are given information that we transmit to the rest of you, whether you like it or not.
Sometimes the future is not pleasant, and it is not always happy fun news. We do not thus choose things ourselves, we are mere messengers. We warn of future events, so you can be prepared.
From the year 2011, people have had plenty of time to prepare for what is to come. If you are not prepared, you are the only one to blame.
…a warning from the future.
When you think of a robot in a factory, you might picture a big arm that puts together car parts or a machine that fills thousands of food packages every few minutes. Industrial robots are fully automated machines that do specific jobs like pumping, labelling, packing, and more. They often work on their own or with other robots and do not require the assistance of humans that much. This is because they usually operate very fast and could hurt people who get too close. Some people view these machines as a threat to jobs because they do manual work that used to be performed by human beings.
A new type of robot called “collaborative robots” is gaining popularity. These robots are made to work closely with people.
How do Cobots work?
Collaborative robots also called “cobots,” are machines that are meant to work with people. These machines do more of the tasks that are done over and over again, like inspecting and picking, so that workers can do more of the tasks that require them to solve problems. Since they work close to people, they move at a more controllable speed and are set up with sensors that make them stop immediately if a person touches them. Having robots on the production floor has other benefits besides safety.
Definition of Collaborative Robot
Cobots, or collaborative robots, are designed to operate side by side with employees. In order to free up workers’ attention for jobs that need problem-solving abilities, these machines concentrate more on repetitive duties like inspection and picking. They operate at a slower rate when close to humans and feature sensors that set the machine to shut off instantly when a person comes in contact with them.
Having a collaborative robot on your production floor has several benefits as explained below:
Not only will workers have more time to do creative work, but they will also be less likely to take sick days because of work-related injuries.
Wide Range of Applications
ABI Research, an analytics company, says that the collaborative robot market will be worth more than $11.8 billion by 2030. From $711 million in 2019, this is a huge jump. This optimistic prediction is based on the fact that cobots are being used increasingly in many industries. The company also said big companies don’t just use these machines. Small and medium-sized businesses are also buying units to use in production. Here are some of the sectors where cobots are most helpful.
A Manufacturing Success
Cobots have gained popularity in the manufacturing sector thanks to their adaptability. They do several different tasks on the production floor. These consist of:
Everything is in its place – Cobots can be outfitted with cameras or sensors that scan various product components for flaws.. To make sure that certain components are sorted into the appropriate stream on the assembly line, they are utilized to measure those components.
Precise Tool Handling: These robots are used by businesses to handle process activities like soldering and welding because they are so accurate. They can complete these jobs without any hitches on a daily basis and even after hours. They also make few to no mistakes, allowing you to relax knowing that the quality of your products is always high.
A Perfect Finish: Machines may also be equipped with force sensors, which track the amount of pressure a robot applies to objects. Cobots can give any product a consistent finish with attachments for sanding, painting, and other tasks.
Suitable for Logistics
Collaborative robots are popular in logistics as well because they make deliveries quicker. They are extensively used in this industry, with Amazon’s warehouses as a notable example. They use cobots to move objects from one location to another while detecting a piece’s fragility and adjusting their grasp accordingly. Here are some further applications for collaborative bots in logistics.
Doing the Heavy Lifting: Mobile cobots may be assigned to transport items along a predetermined path. These reduce the need for employees to lift bulky boxes by hand or operate large machinery like forklifts.
Sealed and Delivered – Like with part inspection, equipping a bot with cameras can transform it into a precise and effective picking device. Additionally, they may create cartons, fill them with goods, and seal them using a gripper or suction cups. Fulfillment is significantly more accurate and efficient as a result.
Collaborative robots demonstrate that automation and AI are not designed to replace humans on the manufacturing line. Instead, they enhance the welfare of workers on the factory floor. They provide workers with possibilities to take on employment that requires more ingenuity than brawn by doing repeated tasks. Furthermore, because cobots frequently perform repetitive and occasionally risky tasks, they help to keep workplace injuries to a minimal.
In recent years, live dealer casino games at licensed online casinos have become extremely popular, and many of the best live dealer games out there today are supplied to the casinos by a handful of leading online casino software providers, such as Evolution Gaming, NetEnt, Pragmatic Play, and Playtech. A new variation of the classic casino live dealer games called first-person games are also now available.
Here is everything you need to know about some of the hottest titles, such as First Person Roulette, First Person Lightning Roulette, First Person Baccarat, First Person Blackjack, and First Person Deal or No Deal, to name just a few.
First of all, let’s take a quick look at what a live dealer casino game is. A live dealer casino game is something that you can play when you sign up to a fully licensed online gambling site, such as an online casino. A live dealer casino is something that is NOT open to the general public. Instead, it is streamed directly to your smartphone, tablet, desktop or laptop device from a secure location. Actual dealers (real-life dealers) present the action to you in real-time, and they are the next best thing to playing at a land-based casino.
The outcomes of live dealer casino games are random, just like a classic casino game at a real bricks-and-mortar casino. The only difference with First Person live dealer games is that the outcomes are produced by Random Number Generators (RNGs). This is a mathematical algorithm program that’s used to produce results with no discernible pattern.
Online slots, table & card games, video poker games, and instant win games (and just above every other game you can find at an online casino) also use RNGs to produce the outcomes, and the results are about as fair and realistic as can be. The average RTP % payout rate (Return to Player percentage payout rate) for online casino games today that use RNGs is often anywhere from 93.00% to 99.99% or more.
First-person games put you closer to the action, and although the outcomes are produced by RNGs, you are in more control over how the game is played. For example, when you play a standard live dealer game, you have to place your bets before the timer reaches zero, or you will miss out on that round and would have to wait until the next round begins to have a flutter. With a First Person game, you can take your time. There’s no rush.
Let’s just say that players have spent $/€/£500,000 on a game over a four-week period, and during that time, those same players received back around $/€/£487,200 in winnings. It means, in short, that particular game had an average 97.44% payout rate for that period under review. The remaining $/€/£12,800 went to the casino as revenue.
Some of the most popular First Person live dealer games out there today are brought to you by an industry-award-winning online casino software provider called Evolution Gaming, and some of the hottest titles include First Person Baccarat, First Person Blackjack, and First Person Roulette. There’s also First Person Dream Catcher, First Person Football Studio, First Person Deal or No Deal, and First Person Mega Ball.
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