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Why Woke Ideology Divides and Destroys Societies

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Today there are woke Marxists who abhor capitalism, democracy and freedom of speech, yet they still are functioning and working within a Western capitalist democracy. How can that be? Well, many of these people were indoctrinated into Marxism from youth whilst living in the permissive West and once they come of age they become woke activists working from within capitalist democracy to destroy the ideals of Western culture and society.

Create polarity

The main battering ram of the woke is division. To destroy a society from within, woke agents must first divide people into groups, then play all of the different factions against each other to create discord, chaos, social attrition, violence and riots.

The woke disguise their push for division by masking it with fake virtue. Known as ‘virtue signalling’. Wokism essentially weaponises societal differences in race, sexuality and religion. This pigeonholing of entire swathes of people creates chaos and rifts in society, destabilising and demoralising entire nations from within.

“It’s a way of making people within any given target nation hate and doubt themselves from the inside. As a destabilising force, wokeness is also promoted from the highest levels of society and even conglomerate brands, who are paid off to spout the woke party line.

“When ordinary people see these brands promoting woke propaganda, there is an affirmation of the message, thus normalising wokism,” a CCP minister revealed from Beijing.

Destabilisation internally

The CCP and Russian FSB have been destabilising the USA for decades now, and the nation is thoroughly defeated and polarised from the inside societally.

“We want you to detest your own self and country. Here in China, we are more racist than any other country, but we homed into the racial rifts within your country and encouraged the blacks in your country to revolt. Over here in China, any such action would be crushed in an instant. In America, rioting and looting was even encouraged by the Obama and Biden administration, causing immense economic and societal damage to your country.

“Wokism not only weakens the target nation from the inside out, but it weakens the fighting forces of the weakened nation. Joe Biden has weakened and killed off the US military not only by defunding drives but by emasculating soldiers. Why would America’s enemies want a strong, masculine force of soldiers to fight against? Thanks to complete useful idiots like Joe Biden, the onus is put on the US military becoming a trans queer LGBTQP emasculated bunch of preening flower arranging woke pussies more concerned with makeup techniques and nail salons than machine guns.”

China would win a war fought against American soldiers today under the Biden administration.

Grammys: Apparently Satan is a Little Fat Bloke in a Onesie

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The good old Christian creation of Satan used to be a mysterious strong enigmatic figure, yes red was his colour and flames roasted the souls around him for eternity. In 2023, things have changed somewhat, and we have a fat bloke in a red onesie prancing around a Grammys stage with a German eunuch back-up singer in a cage.

The controllers and marketeers of this music biz extravaganza want the outrage, so that people talk about their product. Clearly, by adding the faux satanic element they are specifically targeting the Christians in the audience, so their outrage can move their bland soulless product in the mediocre music charts. Sure, outrage creates a selling point, but it does have its limits. However much one polishes a turd, at the end of the day it is still a turd. One suspects that even devout Christians would watch this pathetic nonsense of some fat bloke poncing around in a onesie and a Halloween set of horns and simply laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, because even they can see through it all.

Poor old Christians are an easy target because they are so forgiving, and many have since lost the lustre of the initial childhood mind implantation. If these marketeers wanted real controversy, they would ridicule Islam or the Prophet. It is a given that doing such things usually results in an early death, so maybe they are not as stupid as they act. If you want to live, that’s one religion no one apart from the recklessly insane fuck with.

There was a time once when illiterate dumb humans could be made to believe in the devils and the gods, so they could think there was an omnipresent moralistic force judging them over their worldly deeds and constantly watching over their every move. Nowadays, we just have Google/NSA doing the constant watching and judging.

MADONNA 2023
Madonna attended the 2023 Grammys

These man-made religions were constructed to create Ordo ab Chao, Order out of Chaos. Christianity, specifically, was created to replace the end of the Roman Empire, the great Caesars and Roman Gods/Goddesses replaced by the Holy Trinity and a cross — a much simpler and easier control system. By amalgamating past religious memes, they created an ideal superhuman called Jesus, a perfect being modelled on Osiris. The Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh, created 4,500 BC before the Bible described the great flood in great detail, and was subsequently copied by the blokes who concocted the Bible later on, much to the embarrassment of Victorian Christians. The point being that all of these entities, characters and mythical occurrences are all essentially created by human minds — including the Christian version of Satan.

In 2012, 40 million people tuned in to watch the Grammys, and in 2023, it was a mere 18.7 million. It seems the more woke and deranged the media controllers get, the fewer people watch, therefore resulting in resorting to scraping the barrel with douchebags like fat Satan haunting the show — a festering suppurating anal wart on the ass of humanity.

Next year at the Grammys, maybe we can have more laughable, impotent attempts to create a modicum of outrage to push viewing figures even fucking lower. Do What Thou Wilt is a phrase the morons who market this pathetic, banal pap will never understand or put into real practice.

Never Underestimate the Power of Mother Nature

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Humans must humble themselves to the power of Mother Nature, who is a powerful force rivalling any man-made weapons. Building car parks and concreting over everything and mining earth’s resources are a testament to Man’s arrogance. The concrete jungles teeming with traffic spewing poisons into the atmosphere and the car parks built over bulldozed meadows mark humanity’s supposed superiority, however all this shit can be shaken off in less than a minute.

Building on flood plains, building over tectonic fault lines, damming rivers, chopping down entire rain forests, bleeding marsh lands, poisoning the oceans, polluting everything, human construction/destruction is ceaseless as it alters the earth’s surface and mercilessly mines its nether regions.

Something is infecting the earth, and the planet’s energy needs to shake it off, much like a horse shakes off the flies with its tail. Forget your fucking wars, and your fucking TV reality shows, when the big one hits you better have a spaceship to take you to another planet to rob and pillage. All your useless politics and power play won’t matter as your parliaments and weapon stockpiles are reduced to nothing but smouldering rubble. Perverting biology, and genetically modifying the already perfected universal forms of life, cause immense damage. Overcrowding the earth with unfettered breeding not only creates misery and suffering amongst human populations but causes more pollution, factory farming, terrorism, disease, poverty, famine and war.

Volcanoes, earthquakes, meteorites, tsunamis, viruses, bacteria, hurricanes cannot be tamed by humankind. What humans experience as the power of the earth is only a miniscule atom worth of the power of the universe.

What have they done to the earth? What have they done to our fair sister? Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her. Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn andTied her with fences and dragged her down…

Enough hippy stuff…

Please carry on plundering the earth.

This was not a public service announcement!

Earthquake: Turkish Building Regulations Need to Improve

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If you are ever in a Turkish building and an earthquake hits, you better be prepared to run the fuck out of the building sharpish. It seems that Turkish building regulations, along with widespread corruption, equates to many buildings being constructed from sand and poor materials often put together in a very shoddy manner. Of course, not all Turkish buildings are poorly constructed, there are some developers who take care to adhere to good construction practices.

The East Anatolian fault line is a ruthless judge of building regulations, which is being pushed Westwards, causing immense pressure with the tectonic plates to snap. The aftershocks were stronger than the initial earthquake. The epicentre of the earthquake occurred at a point where three tectonic plates meet at a triple junction. The last earthquake of this magnitude in South East Turkey occurred 200 years ago. This region of Turkey is also populated by a large number of Syrian and Iraqi refugees.

Imagine being in a high rise and on the 30th floor. Either you have a parachute and chance it out the window, or you will ride the thirty floors all the way down, ending up in the dust and rubble.

Turkish builders are often people with political connections who put profit above safety, and the cronyism and corruption of the government are the main reasons for the existence of “kacak” (contraband) buildings. Despite Turkey adopting the Italian model of earthquake prevention in building regulations recently, older buildings did not adhere to these regulations.

Many buildings are decrepit and poorly maintained, but greedy developers who skimp on proper building regulations and use poor quality steel and cement are to blame for the horrendous collapses. Developers even use empty cooking oil drums in the pillars of those buildings, as well as poor quality cement with cheap fillers. When these defective “kacak” buildings collapse in earthquakes like a house of cards, one can only blame the prevalent corruption in the Turkish construction industry.

In Japan, the construction of buildings are optimised and designed to survive severe earthquakes by swaying with the tremors. Until Turkey adopts a similar form of regulatory system within the construction industry that is properly policed and enforced, they will continue to suffer.

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Gary Glitter to Advise Prince Andrew on Restoring Reputation

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Disgraced nonce former pop star Gary Glitter has been freed from prison after serving half his 16-year jail sentence.

Glitter, 78, whose real name is Paul Gadd, was sentenced in 2015 for attempted rape, four counts of indecent assault and one of having sex with a girl under 13.

Upon release from HMP The Verne – a low security category C jail in Portland, Dorset, Glitter announced that he would like to not only restore his reputation as a serial paedophile but help the much beleaguered Prince Andrew restore his reputation as well.

“I’ve heard Prince Andrew wants to restore his reputation. Well, so do I. I am willing to work with Andrew right away. I just need to go on an urgent trip to Cambodia first.”

When the BBC reporter asked Glitter why he was going to Cambodia just after his eight-year prison term, Glitter just winked and left in a hurry to pack his bags.

There was no reply from Prince Andrew’s residence when reporters asked for comment.

China Denies it is Responsible For Chinese Spy Balloon Over Montana

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The United States has detected what it says is a Chinese surveillance balloon that has been hovering over the northwestern United States, the Pentagon said on Thursday, a discovery that comes days before Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken’s visit to Beijing.

No one knows what the hell China is looking for in Montana?

“We got horses, buffalo, cows and cowboys. Maybe those old commie bastards want to film a new series of Yellowstone. Mebbe they’s got some little Chinese dude in that balloon with a telescope searching for a shot of Kelly Reilly dipping her Montana hotness in a god-damn horse trough or something like that. Shi-i-et!” a bemused resident of a shack quipped.

Meanwhile, in Beijing, supreme communist party leader Xi Jinping emphatically denied that the balloon was from China.

“It a not Chinese, even though everything made in China. We are not spying on Yankees. We are not dropping the latest more deadly Wuhan Lab version of manufactured Coronavirus onto the USA. No! It nothing to do with China. Hee, hee, hee!”

Pentagon officials said the balloon had travelled all the way from China to the Aleutian Islands of Alaska, and through northwest Canada over the past few days before arriving somewhere over Montana, where it was hovering on Wednesday.

Beijing Biden was notified about the Chinese balloon but said nothing and went back to bed.

Militant Squad Member Ilhan Omar Taken Down

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She usually stalks the halls of Congress with an RPG on her shoulder and a suicide vest strapped to her hijab, but the days for this militant ‘squad’ member were numbered. The House voted to remove Ilhan Omar from the House Foreign Affairs Committee on Thursday, as she immediately pulled out the obligatory race card in her defence.

On Wednesday, the House took a procedural step to allow them to remove the Democrat from the committee, where she has held a seat since she was first sworn in as a member of Congress in 2019. Ms Omar has been accused of making antisemitic comments in the past. The vote was official on Thursday afternoon.

Fellow squad member and cute little chihuahua, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez yelped very loudly in a speech in support of her squad colleague, but alas her protestations went nowhere.

Don’t worry, ladies of the Squad, the fight continues…

Australia Will Print a Wombat Instead of King Charles III on $5 Bill

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Australia’s central bank announced Thursday it will be replacing the image on the $5 bill with a wombat instead of a portrait of King Charles III following the transition from currency featuring the late Queen Elizabeth II.

The decision will completely remove the British monarchy from the country’s banknotes, as the $5 bill was the last remaining bill featuring a monarch.

The bank said the move was made after consulting the woke government, which was in support of the change, Reuters reported.

The decision is obviously politically motivated and is a sure sign the Aussies are veering away from Britain’s royal family.

“We were thinking of putting a croc on the $5 bill, but eventually opted for a cute wombat,” a cheery Australian Reserve Bank staffer revealed.

Treasurer of Australia Jim Convict told reporters in Melbourne, the change is an “opportunity for Australia to distance itself from the whining pommie bastards since Queenie shuffled off this mortal coil”.

Another Australian at some watering hole commented: “I’ll have another 4-ex to that, Amen!”

FBI: “No Biden Documents With Classified Markings Found”

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The FBI were conducting a routine cleaning operation <ahem> search operation on Biden’s holiday home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, on Wednesday without turning up any classified documents.

“We cleaned the property out of any incriminating evidence or classified documents. There were no classified documents at the property because we took them all. Biden’s clear, but we’re going to come down hard on Donald Trump, where we found incriminating classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago property in Florida,” the FBI agent in charge of the Biden clean up operation told CNN.

Now that Biden’s clear, everything is okay. President Donald Trump on the other hand will face the full wrath of the law. The president is facing a special counsel criminal investigation into his retention of several hundred classified documents and other government records at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida — and his resistance to giving them up, which led to an FBI warrant and search to seize them last August.

Biden: 800 Million Third World People Welcome in USA

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The current population of the United States is 331.9 million, but according to Joe Biden, there’s plenty of room for 800 million more.

“Eight hundred million people worldwide want to migrate into homes and jobs in America, according to a Gallup survey published on January 31. Well, why do you think I opened up our borders. You are welcome here, folks,” Mr Biden revealed at a recent press conference in Arizona.

“In 2021, 16% of adults worldwide — which projects to almost 900 million people — said they would like to leave their own country permanently,” the Gallup poll revealed.

Despite Biden’s open door policy at the US border being labelled as reckless by sane people, Biden is adamant that he is doing the right thing.

“If you live in the poorest countries in the world, we want to help you. Our borders are now open. You just have to walk through, and we will give you and your extended family, including goats and chickens, a home, a car, and a job. Folks, we also welcome each and every one of you into our own homes, and jobs.”

Americans are now being advised to accommodate economic migrants in their homes. Embassies in many troubled regions of the globe are also posting details on how to come to the United States to start a new life of luxury.

On Wednesday, Biden ordered the State Department to start a dedicated program for the migration of 800 million people from some of the most deprived countries in the world to be granted free entry into the United States.

“Mi casa, su casa! We Americans greet you with open arms into our homes. Welcome. Thank you!” Biden added.