Chicago is now known as the murder capital of the world, under the idiotic mismanagement of Liberal darling Mayor Lightfoot. Thankfully, Lightfoot is out, having her bid for re-election after a campaign in which she came under fire over the city’s high crime rate. In true liberal style, Lightfoot came down on the police, and enabled criminal gangs to flourish in the Windy City.
“Under this Beetlejuice Lightfoot creature from the land of crazy shit, we got murders happening every few blocks in our hood. It’s getting so bad, people don’t even look anymore when some gangbangers shoot each other,” one Chicago resident said angrily.
In 2021, 93% of murders involved a firearm, and 8.4% were the result of a stabbing. 40% of murders in 2021 were the result of an armed robbery and at least 60% were gang or gang narcotics altercations. Over 40% of victims and 60% of offenders were between the ages of 17 and 25. 90.1% of victims were male. 75.3% of victims and 70.5% of offenders were African American, 18.9% were Hispanic (20.3% of offenders), and whites were 5.6% of victims (3.5% of offenders)
“It’s hell on earth here in Chicago. Lightfoot is almost as clueless as that London mayor, forgot his name…but it’s hell to live in the city. If there is a hell on earth — Chicago is the centre of it, and Lightfoot is the Queen of Crime,” another Chicago resident quipped before being shot in the groin with a 12 bore shotgun for no fucking reason.
Can any new mayor bring Chicago back from the dead? Who knows? Many think the city has been neglected and mismanaged for too long by the outgoing Lightfoot to ever recover.
It used to mean something if you were sent to Coventry, but as times change, now being sent to Frogmore is the new phrase used by people across the Kingdom.
With five rooms in this tiny cottage and a sitting room where you cannot even swing a crown, Frogmore Estate, a former servants quarters, is the place where Harry and Meghan were put into after Meghan Markle demanded to the late Queen that she and Harry should live at Windsor Castle. Instead, the ungrateful, deluded couple were put up in Frogmore. According to the news, Charles has chucked the couple out of Frogmore after the recent Netflix/book fiasco. The King has asked the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to move out of Frogmore Cottage for good to allow disgraced Prince Andrew to move in. This means the woke couple will have nowhere to stay if they ever venture back to the UK.
Prince Andrew is being demoted from a vast 35 room grand mansion with Brobdingnagian grounds and a long winding driveway — to a little cottage with five rooms close to the noisy main road. The humiliating climb down for Andrew must be sending suicidal thoughts through his frazzled, Epsteined single brain cell.
Being sent to Frogmore is thus the new Coventry. But, what happens when you’ve even been ousted from Frogmore like the Sussexes?
Frogmore/Coventry is now the last stop before the glue factory…and once banished from there — it’s the Phantom Zone for you or alternatively the Slough Travelodge.
The Daily Telegraph, have exposed former health secretary Matt Hancock who rejected the Chief Medical Officer’s advice to test for Covid all residents going into English care homes during the Pandemic. The result of this negligence was carnage, where many residents died or were allegedly helped along with shitloads of Midazolam — allegedly.
Serious Professional Misconduct
This is the last drop of Midazolam for Hancock, who is currently in hiding, and is packing his bags to skip any enquiry and get back into the jungle.
This time, there will be no TV cameras filming the grinning fuck head while he pretends to be a nice bloke. It will just be Hancock, mosquitos and a few crocs.
“Perhaps Hancock will receive some karma for the way he snuffed out thousands of oldies from this mortal coil. Hopefully, a deadly snake buries its fangs on Hancock’s tiny cock while he’s taking a whizz,” an angry woman who lost her grandfather at the hands of Hancock said.
Well, it is settled then. Matt Hancock will be sentenced to death by Oonga Boonga.
As EU ministers gloated and giggled under their breath at the new so-called Brexit deal for Northern Ireland, unelected PM Rishi Sunak was joyously proclaiming his own greatness and securing the deal of the century like an excited school kid who had just aced a science project by cheating and not getting caught.
The reality is that the majority of EU law has to be adhered to by the UK, and the Stormont Break can only be applied in ‘exceptional circumstances’, in other words the European Court of Justice still rules over Britain. The EU who is constantly fining the UK for millions because of breaches of pathetic EU diktats has concocted this pathetic deal with Mr Sunak under an atmosphere of smoke and mirrors.
Sunak paraded King Charles in front of the TV cameras meeting Ursula von der Leyen to give this sham a legitimate visage yet being obviously steeped in fakery. Charles should have refused to be used like that in such a cynical, vulgar fashion.
Britain does not control its own VAT, is still subject to the ECJ and the ECHR as well as over 4,000 EU laws. Britain has no control over its borders or mass migration. Britain is being held ransom by the EU over the Northern Irish territory, and is at the mercy of European Union Commission unelected technocrats who at the end of the day dictate whether Britain sits or jumps.
Sure, Rishi Sunak is a fledgling technocrat himself, and his master VDL fawns over her new student for pulling the wool over the eyes of most of the media and British parliament, but the reality of the situation is that eventually this sham protocol will be found out . To have Joe Biden cheering the subservient deal is a seal of death in itself, anything he likes is certainly a piece of useless dog shit.
Survival is an excellent way to test one’s capabilities and limitations. There is no shortage of fans of such extreme activities. However, our first survival trip may raise some concerns and questions, such as how to prepare for it and what accessories to take with you. If we are going to an organized survival event, such issues are covered in the regulations. Usually, we can use various types of tactical equipment during survival, but some equipment is forbidden.
Essential survival accessories
There is a group of products that are useful during various survival activities – regardless of their character and environment. It does not matter whether survival takes place in the forest or in the urban jungle – it is definitely worth having a multi-tool or a multifunctional pocket knife. These are several tools in one with which we can do various things. It can easily fit it in a pocket, and we can always use it to cut something, screw or unscrew it.
Now let’s move on to protective accessories, which are also worth getting. During survival as well as airsoft battles, it is easy to get cuts or other injuries, so protective gloves are a must-have. But not just ordinary gloves. Tactical gloves, that protect against cuts or stabs, and at the same time are lightweight and comfortable. They make it easier to perform various types of work – even the precise ones. Safety glasses or goggles, as well as a face mask, are other accessories that increase our safety. They protect our face from splinters or low-hanging branches.
It is good to have all the equipment in something to carry it comfortably, and a tactical backpack is just for that. It is durable, comfortable and functional – it was designed to be lightweight and spacious. Additional pockets in the backpacks provide quick access to our packed equipment.
What else is worth taking with you on a survival trip?
It is worth considering taking special tactical clothing, which is more comfortable than regular clothing. This is made possible thanks to the breathable materials that can also be waterproof and protect against wind or cold. They are also extremely durable because they were prepared for such extreme use. During survival, we can easily damage regular clothing, so it is better to equip yourself with special shirts, jackets or pants.
The quality of the accessories is also very important – they should be resistant to damage and the elements. Only then will they be reliable and will actually help us survive extreme conditions. It is therefore worth choosing recognized and proven brands from the tactical industry, which can be found in specialist stores, such as Gunfire.com
If this supposed Brexit deal was not a total stitch up for Northern Ireland and Britain then PM Rishi Sunak would share the actual legal text with the DUP, ERG and Tories. Instead, this new Brexit deal is cloaked in complete secrecy and hidden from everyone. No doubt Sunak and Vera de Lyon or whatever her name is are scheming to stitch up the UK, simply because the EU never agrees on anything until they have any deal 80% in their favour.
Some details are however set to be revealed today, but the late reveal will probably mean that it will be pushed for a lightning approval by parliament. If the DUP reject this new deal, then the whole thing is dead in the water.
The Good Friday Agreement could easily collapse simply because the EU has not capitulated to Brexit and has constantly created needless blocks on the entire process of leaving the EU.
We were meant to have left the EU in 2020, but we have not left yet, and we may not leave for another 10 or 20 years, if ever.
The meddlesome couple from California want to upstage King Charles’ Coronation ceremony in May by bringing along a massive 80ft bouncy castle for Archie’s birthday to upstage the weak king.
“The bouncy castle will be set up directly on the steps of Westminster Abbey and photographers will be called to take photographs of young Archie jumping around in it. There will be some dodgy geezers from a fairground assisting and some old speakers playing garage music at high volume. The Sussexes have even hired a DJ from Cricklewood to play the awful tunes. The prince thinks this stunt will raise his and his wife’s poor profile,” a PR agent in London revealed.
Westminster Council were contacted by the Sussexes and a proposal was presented to officials last week.
If this goes ahead, it could derail the entire Charles Coronation and even cause a health and safety nightmare. How the royal procession will be able to access the entrance of Westminster Abbey when it is blocked by an 80ft bouncy castle and hundreds of photographers along with a Netflix film crew is not known?
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were contacted for comment, but refused to respond.
Russians are living the life of Riley during the so-called Western sanctions. French owned hypermarket Auchan still has over 300 stores with 40,000 employees keeping the Russian population fed on gourmet food, croissants, baguettes, foie gras and caviar. The shelves are all full of multiples of types of products, full to the brim of the best quality of food at very reasonable prices. Auchan is owned by the Muillez family in France.
In stark contrast, Britain is suffering food shortages of the most basic items like tomatoes and cucumbers. You have to now take out a second mortgage to buy a small basket of plain every day goods in the UK. Buying a simple loaf of bread, some cheese, and maybe some butter will cost you £10.00 or more. Empty shelves are being primarily blamed for the ‘bad weather’ but that excuse is utter bullshit. Because the extreme high cost of electricity and other utilities farmers cannot afford to grow their vegetables indoors, and importing from the EU is also a huge problem, probably because of red tape and Brexit politics.
Sanctions?
While the UK is suffering, Russians are living like kings and queens with no shortages of food or any type of wares. Fuel is cheap and gas is practically free. Low electricity costs and plenty of food for everyone. It is safe to say that sanctions have made little or no impact on Russia.
Globus, the German run hypermarket is the biggest chain and the stores are huge with enormous amounts of variation in products. These hypermarkets sell very cheap goods to Russians, who enjoy their lives of luxury while the bombs and missiles rain down on Ukraine. Globus Hypermarket Holding (Globus SB-Warenhaus Holding GmbH & Co. KG), branded as Globus, is a German retail chain of hypermarkets, DIY stores and electronics stores.
Along with Auchan, the French-owned hypermarket, Globus is also a major player in Russia, and have contravened any form of sanction on the country. Many Russians do not even know or feel that there is a serious war being fought in Ukraine created by their supreme commander in chief, Vladimir Putin. As long as the oil and gas flows through India and China, and the food from Europe flows through to Russia with no problem at all.
The creator of the Dilbert cartoon strip, Scott Adams is in a bit of a bind, and one can only feel for the poor guy. Some creative people may be geniuses in their own right but sometimes they are not aware of certain social nuances, simply because of their way of wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Adams was cancelled because he replied to a recent Rasmussen poll revealing ‘47% of Black people did not agree with the phrase “It’s okay to be white”‘. The findings of the poll clearly reveal some racism within the black community.
Certainly, the world media has been inundated with images of black people in all advertising, all films, all streaming series and all magazines since the BLM riots in America. Every film from Hollywood now overcompensates by having black people in high positions of power ordering others around like subservient beings, but this constant pushing of this agenda is making some people crack, like Dilbert creator Adams. The jump from basically not seeing many black people in all media to suddenly an overwhelming surplus is quite a jump and is disconcerting to some people. Also, ‘affirmative action’ in the workplace is a form of racism in itself, where people who may or may not be qualified for any given job position are parachuted in simply because of their race or gender.
Why is it just black people, though? Why are they the only ones being elevated and paraded around, while others are still marginalised? Filipinos, Saudi Arabians, Belgians, Japanese, Greeks Egyptians, Eskimos, Native Americans, Nepalese and everyone else have been sidelined as much as anyone.
Adams does have a way with words which is perceived as racist, but he is addressing the blatant racism of some black people towards whites and other races. Black racism does exist, as does racism from any colour of skin. You can be blue, black, green with orange spots, or purple, the colour does not matter, it is the overall character and demeanour of individuals that should matter. Everyone of course has an opinion of their own, whether it was instilled and drilled into them as a child, or their views changed as they became more aware. The model that humans build of their environment, and their perception, is all down to experience. The unknown is always feared, the key to altering the model is introducing some kind of familiarity which will alleviate any fear.
There is such a thing as white flight, and this is what Adams is possibly addressing as well. White flight is a very real phenomenon which happens to many neighbourhoods where a black family will move in to a home, or a few will come at the same time. Eventually, the original inhabitants move out and from there…
Further questions and truths are never addressed, like IQ levels and the scientific disparity between certain races. This subject is shut down almost immediately and the results of numerous studies hidden away. Even the scientist who helped discover the structure of DNA was erased from all records because he dared to mention some of the factors involving race and IQ/genetics. Why does intelligence and race matter? Well, we as humans should not kid ourselves or delude ourselves that there is equality in intelligence levels in race, the Romans proved that point 2,500 years ago with their architectural marvels, aqueducts, palaces, cities, and highly evolved governmental structures, as well as their superior military machinery. IQ however is a very contentious measure of overall intelligence and should not necessarily be the ultimate arbiter of the complete spectrum in intelligence analysis, however it is the current test used by many nations and institutions.
As for Adams, no doubt his words will push the sales of his books up as many agree with him. He just had the balls to say what many people think. It’s his right to speak however negatively he is perceived or written down by those who are too scared to ever address the elephant in the room. The publishers who cancel his comic strip are also free to do that. Adams has made his millions, and he finally got to say what he really wanted for all those years. Good luck to the fella…
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