Soviet British State Celebrates Comrade Brown’s First Year as Supreme Leader

LONDON - England - Supreme unelected leader Comrade Gordon Brown was today honoured by high party officials and the people for his first year's unelected leadership with a Soviet parade and festivities showcasing the Soviet states might and Bolshevik spirit.

Guns ‘N Roses to Release Album When China Becomes Democracy

LOS ANGELES - CA - A spokesman for Axl Rose has released a statement detailing the release of the new album which has been in production for 14 years.

McCain Trying Hard to Stay Alive for Election

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Republican candidate John McCain is doing everything he can to stick around for the upcoming US general election for which he is a candidate.