HARARE - Zimbabwe - This year's annual Mr Ugly contest has come to a crashing end with a certain Mison Sere tipping the scales in ugliness.
“I am honoured and tearful to have won the competition, and it is an even greater honour to be presented my prize of 850 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars (£12.42) by our supremely ugly leader, Robert Mugabe,” Mr Ugly, Mison Sere said after the competition.
Sere is planning great things with his winnings, one of which is buying a rubber dinghy to cross into Europe and escape Zimbabwe next summer.
Shabba Ranks was not available for comment.
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