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Mr. Ugly Zimbabwe Honoured By Mugabe

HARARE - Zimbabwe - This year's annual Mr Ugly contest has come to a crashing end with a certain Mison Sere tipping the scales in ugliness.

By Douglas Rind

November 24, 2015

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“I am honoured and tearful to have won the competition, and it is an even greater honour to be presented my prize of 850 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars (£12.42) by our supremely ugly leader, Robert Mugabe,” Mr Ugly, Mison Sere said after the competition.

Sere is planning great things with his winnings, one of which is buying a rubber dinghy to cross into Europe and escape Zimbabwe next summer.

Shabba Ranks was not available for comment.

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Douglas Rind https://www.dailysquib.co.uk

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