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Pope: “We Need to Address Climate Change – Catholics Stop Breeding”

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The phrase Climate Change is another way of saying ‘overpopulation’, and this is why the pope is urging 1.4 billion Catholics worldwide to use contraception, as well as embrace abortion to reduce the population.

“If you’re going to do it, do it with condoms or the pill. We need less Catholics in this world creating climate change. The world is now one big rubbish tip stinking with soiled nappies in landfill sites,” Pope Francis told a press conference.

Catholics used to be forbidden from using any form of contraception, therefore the new ruling from the pope will certainly come as a relief to the climate change that is going on.

“We used to call it global warming but that didn’t work, so now we’re sticking with climate change. Both of those terms all mean one thing, too many humans breeding needlessly and causing the planet to lose its finite resources. According to our data, the earth needs to lose 90% of its human population to have a sustainable future. Good luck with that. Even if all the Catholics stopped breeding tomorrow, you’ve still got 1.6 billion Chinese breeding like rats and stinking up the atmosphere. Don’t forget, every Chinese person wants a top of the range SUV to drive around and pollute the thick air with. What with that and the Indians, it’s like one big puff of shit gas coming your way. Too many people on the planet, someone needs to sort out a quicker more permanent solution,” a climate change expert revealed in Washington D.C. on Friday.

Who Is the Most Hated Man in America Today?

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It’s your choice, you make the decision, who is the most hated man in America, right now?

Barack Hussein Obama, the current president of the United States or Dylann Roof, the Charleston shooter?

Who Do You Hate Most?

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New Politically Correct Top Gear Made Me Cry Says Viewer

Turning Top Gear into the One Show or something resembling the turgid  Don’t Forget Your Toothbrush will certainly endear the deeply Left wing stazi agents working deep within the bowels of Auntie’s rectum, but will it sate the appetite of the true motor enthusiast and politically incorrect blokey bloke?

Well, you can guess the answer to that.

“No, no, no, no! I watched the preview and seeing that chattering quasi albino with his fucking up tempo squirrel natter had me in fucking despair. My ears, my ears, I was tempted to stuff cotton so fucking deep in there I’d never hear anything ever again. It is better to be deaf than listen to some prosaic ginger klazomaniac doing the same old thing but on a different format. So what if that twat owns a few Ferraris, he gets his assistant to fill the damn things, this guy has no idea about the intricate nuances of motor vehicles and what makes them tick, he has no history, no fucking oil on the sprockets or the fine tuned mischief reminiscent of Last of the Summer Wine that made the show. Chris Evans? What next, Jamie ‘fat tongue’ Oliver?” a former Top Gear enthusiast said before switching to the Dave channel.

Anti-EU? Better Hope Greece Stays In

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“Greece has a population of 11 million and yet they have amassed debts over 350 billion euros, even after creditors took a 50% haircut in 2012. While the Greeks were living like privileged royalty during the good times without any thought of the future with golden pensions and retirement at 45, the rest of the EU countries had to work hard for longer.

“What about the empty farmers’ fields across the Greek countryside, the so-called farmers enjoyed substantial EU subsidies and parked their new Porsches outside their lavish villas, a testament to the plundering from EU taxpayers in other hard-working countries?

“Not paying tax is a well known Greek national sport, the EU will always have a problem with Greece, whichever Greek government is in power  it’s always lax to collect the tax. For them, their antiquated systems are not even computerised. To reform the system would take billions more euros in infrastructure costs and without  a euro cent left in the coffers, how is that going to ever materialise? Billions of euros have been spirited out of the country and transferred to secret bank accounts, as a testament to two bailouts that were compounded by a national swindling spending spree of gluttonous theft.

“Troika members have recalled that on some inspections they found instances of huge fraud committed by the Greeks, and when you have registered ‘blind’ people driving top of the range Mercs through villages whilst receiving vast sums of money from the EU for their ‘disability’ and cleaning ladies in civil service buildings receiving 65k euros per annum for a three day working week; if this is not a recipe for disaster, what is?

“For eurosceptics, Greece staying in the EU is a godsend, and will ensure the eventual destruction of the whole system. Almost akin to a cash black hole where money in the billions is poured in with no recompense. The Greek problem is like a bad case of herpes, it will never go away.

“It is thus in the interests of complete eurosceptic EU annihilation that Greece stays in to create more turmoil eventually sucking the European Union dry of all political will and monetary strength.”

Cameron Vader You Must Turn Away From Dark Side of the Force

Cameron Vader first turned to the dark side when he visited his new master the Chancellor Merkeltine on the death star, somewhere in the constellation of Brussels, Belgium.

Obi Dung Borisjobi, a former close friend, reveals that “Cameron Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.”

The dark side provides powers that cause great harm to other people and nations — collectivism, totalitarianism, hypnosis, poverty, austerity, and brainwashing — but draws energy from passion, greed, unlimited expense accounts and violence, an energy that is enhanced by emotion (generally by fear, greed, anger, hatred and rage).

There is only one hope for the universe, Luke Referendumvoter, he who steps forward with his vote and plonks it into the vote box using the Force.

Experts: While West Sleeps ISIS Training Children to Fight

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 The Next Generation

“As the territory of ISIS grows daily, there is a real threat growing in the Middle East, potentially spreading further across many continents. The current president’s isolationist stance in the geopolitical and military field is cause for concern as it has created a destabilising vacuum for entities like ISIS to increase their territorial reach in the region.

“ISIS are training thousands of young children to be warriors and have adopted a military culture. In direct opposition to this, the West is weak with a youth far removed from any hardship or military understanding.

“To counteract this direct threat to the West, we advise an immediate military draft to all fighting men from the ages of 18 – 40. We also advise an increase in military expenditure by 60% annually.

“Our proposals are the only way to counteract the immediate threat to our nation and to ensure world stability. Boots on the ground with full air cover should be compulsory to all Americans and our Western Allies in NATO.”

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U.S. Army

U.S. Navy

U.S Air Force

U.S. Military Intelligence

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Feminazi Outrage: All Male Scientists Should Be Sacked

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Spokesman for the Feminazi twitter outrage group, Andrea Mann,  called for “all male scientists to be bullied out of their jobs for having penises and pairs of testicles” on Friday via twitter.

On Sunday, there were further tweets of outrage when it was found that one male professor at Bristol University opened the door for a female colleague. The professor was summarily sacked from his post and labelled a sexist chauvinist pig.

With cases like that of Professor Tim Hunt and Dr Matt Taylor, the science world is reeling under the pressures of Feminazism.

“Soon there will not be any scientists left. Not after the incessant bullying by non-entities on twatter. If it wasn’t for male scientists many of these women would not be able to exist, as men are the ones who pretty much made all the scientific discoveries in the history of mankind,” another professor at UCL said before being sacked from his job.

Professor Richard Dawkins has been keeping a low profile during the current climate.

Revealed: What Really Goes On Behind Scenes of Bilderberg?

“I have at great pain of death decided to reveal to you the goings on deep within the bowels of the Bilderberg meetings attended by high ranking members of the order every year.

“First, I must caution you the reader, to read this with an open mind, to not judge us too harshly, or to start spreading this piece around the internet like wildfire, because it is not in the general public’s interest that this knowledge is disseminated.

“To say that I am in great danger if anyone ever finds out who I am is an understatement, however, I choose to do this in the interests of the greater good.

“Okay, let me get started. The Bilderberg is always chaired by Henry. Once we are all assembled in the various hotels we occupy over the meetings over the years, he appears. He likes to wear a smoking jacket and puff on cigarettes while delighting everyone with stories of the Nixon days.

“The basic premise of the meetings is that we all have saunas, massages and enjoyable luncheons together. We are pampered, everything is on call.

“Business does resume after a day or so of frolicking. Here is the clincher, what you have been waiting to hear about what really goes on in the Bilderberg meetings; where those few chosen denizens of the highest order convene. We basically talk, that’s it, there is a conference room set up, and we talk about projected world affairs and what not.

“So there you have it mes amis, just a lot of talking, maybe a slide show here or there, drinks are on hand, then it’s back to the sauna. That’s it.”

EU Referendum – Daddy, Why Did Grandad Die For Nothing in World War II?

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“My grandfather fought the Nazis, and he lost his life fighting for Britain. All together 39 million Allied forces and civilians died in World War II and what for? To be ruled again by the Fourth Reich and France under the EU? Is that it? All the blood, the bombs, the shrapnel, the legs blown off, the drowning, the bullets, the pain and suffering was for nothing? This is why Britain should never be ruled by any other nation but itself. Do you get where I’m coming from?” a man at a bus stop said on Thursday.

When David Cameron lays a wreath at the Cenotaph, can he honestly say that he is honouring those brave soldiers and civilians who died for their country, especially when he is willing to give over sovereignty to the EU? No, is this simple answer, because when he lays a wreath, he is doing so as a traitor. If he were around during World War II, Cameron would be tried for treason, for betrayal and hanged in disgrace.

One thing that no news service in the mainstream is mentioning is that if Britain votes to stay in in the EU referendum, that will be game over for the UK. There are numerous pertinent points to mention, the EU is a one way system, and once closer union is realised this means total control over every facet of Britain.

Do you want your sons and daughters to be drafted in the EU army? Well, if Britain stays in, you will have no choice.

Do you as a Briton value choice? Do you value freedom? If you vote to stay in the EU, you will get none and not only that, the blood of millions of people who died fighting WW1 and WW2 will be on your hands. You will be the traitor as you look in the mirror every morning, you will be the coward, the treacherous treasonous one who voted for the death of your own country, and from which your ancestors and their ancestors fought for. You!

No amount of economic bribery and blackmail is worth giving away the British Isles.

EU Referendum: Will You Vote For Britain or Vote to Be a Traitor to Your Country?

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BBC Forced to be Impartial at Gun Point

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BBC news studios will have trained armed adjudicators attending during and leading up to the EU referendum, ministers have revealed.

The proposed amendment to the EU Referendum Bill, tabled by a group of Labour and Tory backbenchers, would see the corporation monitored by an “armed impartiality adjudicator”.

The new, independent impartiality adjudicators would be armed with Heckler & Koch sub machine guns and on standby inside BBC news rooms to act immediately on any accusation of bias within the BBC.

Tory MP John Kalashnicough said: “The independent adjudicators are highly trained in impartiality and marksmanship, all it would take for a BBC newsreader would be a wrong word here or there rooting for the EU. Bang! Of course, we will make sure the screens are blanked out so the audience does not see what happens.”

A BBC spokesman said: “The BBC is already committed to impartiality under the terms of its Charter and editorial guidelines, *cough* Bu-u-u-u-ll-sh-i-t!”

After the BBC spokesman said that, he was summarily taken to the back of the studio and executed.