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Historians: Was Hitler Right About the Future?

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A group of historians aligned with the Institute of Historical Analysis, have posited that Hitler, although made out to be a monomaniacal monster was only trying to preserve his vision of what he saw as purity, yes, it was a rather naive vision, but it was also honourable and virtuous.

Hitler knew about the future horrors awaiting the world if he did not act, and he justified his own horrific actions by citing the very future he was trying to thwart.

It is quite ironic that the world after Hitler’s death did not cease its horrors, under Stalin 20 million people were brutally murdered and he was supposedly on the winning side, watched by the West and unpunished for brutality exceeding Hitler.

The world today is a living nightmare that Hitler and his cohorts fought with all their might against, for the ones in charge now are the ones no one is allowed to even mention or criticise.

Hitler tried to do the honourable thing but he was manipulated as much as any other person during his short reign, especially those who funded him, like the Brown Brothers Harriman through Prescott Bush and Fritz Thyssen as well as an assortment of other bankers.

Nothing can justify the horrors of the concentration camps churning out the ashes of the poor souls caught up in the Reich machine of death but the Nazis justified their clinical purge as much as those civilians who turned a blind eye to the terror. They believed, they had a plan, and they meticulously sought to carry out their mission to thwart the future horror materialising by somehow committing horrific acts themselves.

What of the Fourth Reich? Its incarnation is an economic one in Europe called the EU today, led by the new Germany, a socialist Marxist entity that now encompasses the whole globe under different regimes but its octopus grip extends far and wide, its tentacles delving into all crevices, nooks and crannies, never letting go and squeezing hard when needed.

The Germanic people today have been forbidden from even mentioning his name in public, but forced abstinence makes the heart grow fonder; within the core of Germany is a devout love for Hitler, and this will never be snuffed out.

If Hitler were to suddenly appear in the Welthauptstadt today he would be greeted by millions of Germans because he will always be their true father, to lead them from the jackals, vultures and wolves at their doors now. “I offer you struggle, danger and death,” he would say, and they would all fall at his feet.

Hitler was the monster as the West makes him out to be but to fight monsters you have to be one yourself; after all, the United States soon after the war, took all of Hitler’s scientists and great minds incorporating them into the American empire, he was a human like any other person, and his vision of the future is now confirmed to have been correct. He was right to fight to try and stop what would happen, instead he lost, and all the horrors he foresaw did materialise.

The outcome without Hitler has been worse, and the world today is in a permanent state of terror compounded with corruption, evil and pestilence at every level, this is what Hitler was fighting against.

 

Hillary Clinton Will Be America’s First Female President

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Greetings, we have made accurate predictions many times before and we know that Hillary Clinton will be voted in as the first female president of the United States of America on election day, Tuesday, November 8, 2016, as results will come soon after.

If you are working for the Hillary campaign, this does not mean complacency should be your mindset but you will have to still work very hard as the Republicans will try many tricks to make you falter. If you are a Republican, you must accept the female at the helm.

Do not judge us as we are impartial to judgement and hold no proclivity to any given theme.

The female ascendancy is a timely entrance to bring forth a new era, and there is nothing any man can do about it, do not fight the female force, you will lose.

The Oracle has spoken.

MTV to Stop Broadcasting Music Videos

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In an interview with the New York Times, CEO Roger Dorkin said MTV viewers had agreed with a proposal to stop broadcasting music videos from March 2016.

The redesigned MTV, will still feature a music video of the Month but it will be presented as a single still photograph aired with no audio and will only be on screen for thirty five seconds.

Dorkin told the NYT: “You’re now one click away from every song and music video imaginable for free. And so it’s just passé at this juncture.”

Germans Voted For Merkel Now Enjoy Mass Immigration

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Watching your country disappear from under your feet, there is no one else to blame but yourself. You voted for Merkel, you deal with the consequences of your actions.

There are over 300,000 homeless Germans, where is their hope?

The German unemployment figures in 2015 stand at 6.5%, not bad you say but this still equates to 2.78 million Germans who are being ignored by their own government as outsiders get the jobs and attention.

You voted for Merkel, and now you are being turfed out of your own homes to make way for others. You pay the price, as your beloved Fatherland is taken from under you, its sovereignty destroyed little by little.

The hamlets, the ancient Bavarian towns, the forests and hills will all be filled now, not with Germans, but those invited by Merkel.

You cannot block every coach coming, especially when there are 35 million others waiting behind the convoys. Too late. You can only watch in silence.

Tschüß..

Queen Seen Loitering Outside Corbyn’s House

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One does not insult the Queen of England and get away with it easily, as Jeremy Corbyn, the anti-royal new Labour leader is finding out.

“I’d just got off the privy, poh, it was a smelly one, as I parted the curtain to open the window I saw her, she was scouting the area, that’s when a chill went up my spine, I was now on the list!” Corbyn told the BBC.

There have been no confirmed reports from any other news source or Buckingham palace, but if Jeremy Corbyn is not hallucinating or being paranoid, he better watch out, you don’t mess with her majesty.

ISIS Finally Gets an Air Force

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Back in 2014 before the Americans started their bombing campaign, we revealed the main weakness of groups like ISIS, and how they are at a great disadvantage. They don’t have an air force, and this is why they’re currently being bombed back into the stone age.

That is until now. Senior commander in chief of the ISIS Air Force, Abdul Abdullah, has revealed a new squadron of air craft that will counteract the mass bombing campaigns of numerous nations currently in Syria.

“This new craft can fly at incredible speeds and we shoot down Russian and American infidel planes whilst zipping around over the ground. Our main carpet can fly higher than the highest minaret, and by the grace of Allah is protected by a forcefield which no infidel can penetrate.”

 

Brian Blessed to Become Regular Fixture in All Maternity Wards

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“And another one!” Brian Blessed roars as the seventh baby is delivered popping out of its mother.

There are smiles all around as he expertly bites into the umbilical cord and spits it into a bin in the corner of the room whooping with joy.

Brian Blessed is now a regular in maternity wards across England, Scotland and Wales and his roaring voice can be heard welcoming babies into the world from Land’s End to John O’Groats.

“I won’t have a baby if Brian’s not there to do the honours, he’s a blessing,” Nina Carmichael, 26, from Llandudno told her local newspaper.

Why Any Particular Political Party in Government is a Form of Extremism

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Analysing today’s Western political entities is an exercise in analysing extremist policies, for example the American socialist Barack Obama who has a religiously extremist defiance to gun ownership in the Unites States and his extreme championing of homosexuality; or Britain’s David Cameron who has an extremist view towards the United Kingdom staying in the EU.

The European Union is a de facto dictatorship holding extremist views towards mass migration and its policy of free movement.

The American progressive socialist movement in America has extremist views that encompass feminism and homosexuality as well as the ‘global warming’ sovietised doctrine that pervades over every facet of life in their little goldfish bowl. These extremist progressives also stifle free speech with the use of extremist outrage and shaming to shut down any viewpoint that is not part of their extreme movement.

If one was to analyse previous political and governmental entities, for example the Bush neocons, their extremist views encompassed war and Christian religious extremism, and in Britain, the Labour socialists are extremists when it comes to welfare, purely because they want to extend their voter base. Under the Labour government from 1997 to 2010 surveillance was increased to such levels that it could be deemed as an extremist move. There are now eleven CCTV cameras for each person in the United Kingdom.

Extremism is so prevalent in any given government’s policy that it is quite hypocritical to call other groups extremist but they do on a daily basis because when something is not enshrined within the auspices of government it is vilified as extremist by the government for whatever agenda is required.

 

Gordon Brown on Corbyn, the Tories and Retirement

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We like to visit past luminaries of British politics now and then, and this time we’re back in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, a place dear to Gordon Brown.

We find the former leader round the back of a kebab shop where he indulges in some scraps and sometimes even gets a full doner from the owners.

DS: Gordon, nice to see you. You’re looking well. I can see you’ve found a new jacket since we last met and even had a shave.

GB: Eeeeeargh! Sum cunts nicked me last brew! Betta have some booze on ya?

DS: Four cans of brew for you Gordo, your favourite.

GB: Aaaah! Happy as Larry! (click sleurp, Gordon tucks into the first can)

DS: So have you been watching the news, since you were thrown out of Number 10, things have changed a bit?

GB: Ah watch a bit on the High Street, Curry’s is good. The scum Tories are in noo, and that Corbyn fellow he’s takkin’ ma job. I saw that lil pip squeak Ed tried to win but voters saw through him. I nevah won an election meself so I know how he feels. Bashtards the lot!

DS: During your reign you ruled with an iron thumping fist, I see you still have that angry bitter quality lingering.

GB: They never appreciated me. What I did for the country. Burn, burn, burn in hell! Is there for honesty poverty That hings his head, an’ a’ that; The coward slave – we pass him by, We dare be poor for a’ that!

DS: I have a message from Darling here, he says that he is sorry the way it turned out for you since Sarah threw you out three years ago he’s offering you a space in his barn. There will be straw and warmth away from the cold plus a few drams here or there.

GB: Tell him his kindness is not needed. Ahve got the freedom o the road here.

DS: The Daily Squib readers have scraped a few pennies together to give you. Here is 43 pence. You can maybe put it towards a hot meal or maybe some more booze.

GB: Takk yer money n shove it up yer arses! The Daily Squib? You twits gave me nuttin’ but grief during my days as supreme comrade in chief. I should have had you all shot! Thash what Stalin would have done. On second thoughts I’ll have that. (grabbing coins violently) Now leave me be ya basts. Yaaargh!

And with a smelly flurry, Gordon left us, his destination of who knows where beckoning, but a legend in his own frazzled mind.

Experts: Iraq Welcoming Russians As Saviours Does Not Bode Well For US

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“The Iraqi Defence Committee Chairman wants a bigger role for Russia in Iraq than the Americans, and this obviously is an ominous note in the continued U.S. defeat being compounded in the region.

Shock and Awe

“Not only have the Russians taken Syria but now Iraq is on the map, as they clean up the mess the Obama administration has left.

“When Russia embeds itself in both of these countries, they will have gained territory that America sought with two unsuccessful wars, and the Russians do not hide in their billion dollar bases either, they are very active in enforcing their rule.

“America is too late and has been sidelined, a former power now nothing more than an observer, as they see their claimed territory taken by the Russians.

“Turkey’s role will also be severely impacted as it will now have Russia above it and to the sides, in Syria and Greece, who are complicit with Russia. Unfortunately for the Turks they are now surrounded by Russians thanks to American inadequacy.

“Because of the obama administration’s languorous and lackadaisical inaction, Russia is completing the job the Americans should have completed, and they are claiming the ground, as well as hearts and minds in the region.

“Russia is firmly aligned with the Shiite portion of the population with the full support of Iran, Syria’s Assad and Iraqi Shia government.

“The chess game moves from fast to slow to fast, intermittently changing tactical nuances affect outcomes, but could the game be turned around somehow? Could the Americans be drawing the Russian bears out of their caves? By steaming in like he has, maybe Putin has exposed himself, he has been drawn out, and this move, although showing force, could also be exploited by the U.S. high command.”