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Experts: Christianity Will Be Gone From Europe Within Decade

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The Christian faith is already declining within Europe and the final death knell is an estimated 35 million migrants being allowed into the continent from the Middle East.

“If we calculate 35 million more Muslims coming into Europe on top of the ones numbering 739 million, there will be an exponential growth in the Muslim population, due to their high levels of breeding. This sudden rise in the population will change the demographics permanently resulting in the eventual snuffing out of Christianity all together.

“Within ten years Europe will be unrecognisable as the Islamic hold on populations continues. European policy is such that nothing can be done about the deluge.

“Not only is Christianity on the back foot, but so is nationalism as the EU engineers a constant barrage of attacks on national sovereignty.

“If you are a Christian, you and your family can prepare for the changes that are taking effect by learning the Quran and adhering to Islamic laws. It could get dangerous for you and your family if you are not able to recite the Quran word for word in the future.

“Globalist techniques are certainly elemental in the mass migratory push, but so is war, therefore it is best practice to learn about defence and survival techniques which will be needed in a few years.”

As Accurately Predicted Far Right Rises in Germany

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The Daily Squib predicted accurately in 2012 that the European Union would see the rise of Fascism again, and the EU’s Hegelian Dialectic is working wonders.

First you create the problem, then the people cry out for a solution, finally you complete the coup de grace as you initialise the solution.

From within the nation of Germany will come once again a far right leader to vanquish the Marxists in charge at the moment.

The current state of the EU is run by Marxist collectivists and their actions are actually fuelling the resurgence of fascism in Germany with Pegida at the forefront.

The EU under the East-German bred Merkel is in fact an amalgamation of fascistic and Soviet political doctrines, confusingly enough they incorporate the closeness of the fasci rods through integration of other states but overall there is a Marxist communistic temperance with regards to social issues like immigration and welfare as well as collectivisation.

Hitler’s brand of National Socialism was inherently race based, and under Merkel’s EU, the race element is kept firmly under wrap.

Pegida, on the other hand is a right-wing fascist party which is anti-Islamic and race centric, and if a leader who is worthy comes forward, there could be a repeat of the Brown Shirts.

When the Socialist Marxists invited in millions of refugees into their EU countries, they effectively sealed their own doom as mass immigration in such a short time only brings forth destruction of nations from within.

There will be chaos, there will be disorder and through this a new leader will come forth to purge the Marxists from their parapet.

China Thinks It Could Win War Against West

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“The Chinese are good at copying but innovation is still the West’s sole tool. Sure, they are good at espionage within Western companies, stealing plans, thieving specialist data, but at the end of the day, China is not a creative force, it is simply a force of manufacture and plagiarism. This is why their air and water are so polluted. The Chinese have killed off their own land for greed, and to live in China today is a sure fire  sentence for early death. Their people are suffering in overcrowded polluted cities where the air is full of heavy metals, cancerous poisoned food and water supplies and a government that turns a blind eye to corruption,” a senior analyst revealed in a recent paper.

China’s bloated population of 1.357 Billion people is a blight on the earth creating untold damage to the environment. It is to this end that whatever measures Western countries take to reduce global pollution, China is there creating vast amounts of pollution desecrating the earth further offsetting any Western progress. Something has to be done about the Chinese and their Malthusian population nightmare, and it will have to be drastic action to either reduce it by 95% or eradicate it completely. Even a mass sterilisation program would barely touch the current population’s upward trajectory.

What of China’s human rights record? Naturally, this is overlooked by some Western nations when dealing with the economic benefits of Sino-Western relations, but one can not overlook the totalitarian evil meted out on the people. Forced organ transplants, beatings, torture, concentration/re-education camps, the Tibetan and Uyghur massacres.

China wants to expand, of course they do, with nearly two billion Chinese people stinking up the world, they need new territory to mess up, they need more resources. Think about the amount of finite natural resources the Chinese use up, it’s a disgrace to humanity.

When it comes to military might, China certainly has a well honed army of millions, but is that enough for a war against the West. Well, if a conflict were to arise, China now has the capability to take out U.S. satellites from space and has embraced drone technology as much as America.

The West is still decades ahead of China in military technology but the Chinese could still cause some damage if conflict reared its head.

Lord Ashcroft: “I’m Okay!”

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“At least I’m not Russian, I hear they deal with people like me with cups of polonium. I’ll be okay, the mysterious illness that shut down half of my organs and nearly killed me only made me stronger,” the ex-Tory supporter told the Guardian.

The 69-year-old billionaire’s 18-day illness occurred immediately after he published a tell-all book on Tory leader David Cameron causing major kidney and liver failure, leaving him battling for his life.

“No one knows what happened. One minute I was fit as a fiddle and the next I was close to death, it happened very quickly. The doctors do not know what happened either,” Lord Ashcroft revealed yesterday.

Suffice to say there were no Get Well cards from Cameron or any other Tories.

Pistorius Shooting Spree Kills 23 After Prison Release

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Former Olympian Oscar Pistorius has been released from prison in South Africa and only fifteen minutes later, killed 23 people in a spectacular shoot-out lasting half an hour.

“He kept saying that he needs to release some energy,” a bystander who hid behind a dead body told local newspapers.

The athlete’s release from Pretoria prison was kept hushed to stop a media scrum however the shooting spree is sure to create more media attention.

Another witness who escaped the Pistorius shooting spree, revealed the athlete was acting like a “man who had not had a drink for a long time” and was “sating his thirst”.

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Palestinians Have No Claim On Israel Any More

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The circle of violence continues because of ignorance and hatred. If there was understanding there would be no need to fight any more.

The Jews have succeeded in fighting for their land, and throughout history, conquest has always been the final meter for success.

All land was gained by one party losing and another winning, and the Palestinians have lost where the Israelis have won, it is part of the circle of life, much like any animal in the jungle or savannah in the gene pool.

Species come and go, and so as time rolls on Israel has vanquished the Palestinians, who have been left in their state of despair, one brought on mostly by themselves.

To not accept Israel is to bring on a state of defeat from within as they have earned their land, fought with blood as all nations have earned theirs.

The world is full of ignorance, people who are blocked in mind and soul, unenlightened fools living in their own limited matrix and blinkered views, and if one was to open their minds they would see for a fleeting moment what they are and what they could become.

It is futile to think that a light may come and shine upon those entrenched in ignorance to lift them from the depths, but until that time, there will only be an endless circle of hatred, war and violence.

Tony Blair: 45 Minutes to Iraq Attack Planned Years Before

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When Tony Blair, the former Prime Minister of Britain, entrusted in the care of the country, stood up and proclaimed that Britain was just 45 minutes from attack, he fooled many in parliament into accepting the go-ahead for the Iraq invasion.

Some in the know knew it was a grand deception to fuel an illegal war, which is why the Middle East is in such a mess now, causing the deaths of thousands of coalition troops and millions of civilians.

As the latest released memo explains in more detail, Tony Blair was complicit in planning the war a full year before his ridiculous 45-minute attack claims.

But, was the Iraq war necessary? Yes, in the eyes of the controllers, after the trigger of 911, which was a symbolic ritualistic sacrifice celebrating the beginning of the 21st century, there was a planned series of movements to continue the momentum created by that very Pearl Harbouresque gesture, especially with the American people still waving the flag all in unison after the spectacular theatrical event.

No war ever just happens, these are planned years in advance, and the Iraq war was in the making decades before George W. Bush was inserted into the presidency.

Nothing would be allowed to thwart such a move, as Dr. David Kelly found out.

The purpose of the Iraq war was not to gain oil, or territory immediately, it was to install a Shia ruling faction, this in turn would inflame the Sunni majority, et voila, you have an ongoing conflict which will last decades. Without the Iraq invasion, ISIS would never have happened, and the Russians and Iranians would not be now in Syria, exposed.

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Without any of these events occurring it would naturally have been nigh on impossible to curtail human freedom further, and the homeland security acts would not have happened. Coupled with the introduction of mass surveillance on populations, these actions are deemed necessary for the introduction to the next stage in control, and new order.

What is the future play? World War III actually began on September 11 2001, and its many elements are being realised slowly but surely. Economic war, the end of financial liquidity, the engineered decline of oil prices, the 2008 dip, a minor blip for what is to come.

This time, China, Russia and Iran are involved, as they sat and watched the Bush/Blair invasion of Iraq in 2003, in 2015, these major countries are not watching any more, they are actively participating.

Major global war is inevitable, therefore we must thank Tony Blair for his role, we must thank George W Bush and the denizens involved in the Project for the New American Century, 1997.

The blind, unenlightened will not see as they reside in darkness, and will only have an inkling that something is wrong — by that time it will be too late.

 

Media Silence: Pack of African Migrants Rape ‘No Borders’ Activist

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Why does the mainstream media keep quiet? Why is there no reporting on the atrocities committed every day? The reason is that the media is told in no uncertain terms to keep quiet about the violence and rape, and if they do not keep their silence, then they will lose their jobs.

Journalists are not allowed to report on anything that may give a negative viewpoint to the forced immigration, because this is what it is, it is being forced on Europe and the people who have to live in the chaos have no say on the matter. The ones who are enabling and encouraging the migration do not have to live with the migrants as the rest of the population do, therefore they are not affected and do not see, smell, hear what is going on. The policy makers are not raped, turfed out of their homes, or violently assaulted but you are.

And now we come to the ultimate silence, a silence of a young female ‘No Borders’ activist violently gang raped by a pack of Sudanese migrants. Her shouts for help were not heard, as each one of the brutes repeatedly raped her, leaving her violated body in a bloody mess in a migrant camp shower cubicle.

The only national newspaper to report the incident, Corriere Della Serra reports that the woman, around 30 years of age, would have reported the horrific crime were if not for her fellow left-wing activists, who convinced her that if the truth got out it could damage their socialist do-gooder utopian dream of a world without borders. There has been silence from every other news organisation in Europe including Britain.

Colleagues are alleged to have said that reporting the crime would set back their struggle for a borderless world.

The ‘No Borders’ activist had dedicated a month of her life to helping migrants. Her group was stationed between Italy and France in Ponte San Ludovico in Ventimiglia when the atrocity occurred, according to reports from local papers La Stampa and Il Secolo XIX.

On the 3 October, Osman Suliman, 20, a Sudanese asylum seeker who had been in the UK for just five months, appeared in court.

He was charged with the rape of a Nottingham woman on the 26th of September, The Nottingham Post reports.

There will be more horrific rape, violence and terror, culminating in anarchic chaos. Your daughters, your children are not safe, and this is what the controllers want, they want you to feel unsafe, they want you to be raped violently and they will not help you. Your home, your schools, your country, your continent is finished, and to some extent it is your fault because you voted for the socialist Marxists.

Let chaos and anarchy reign, your terror is the fuel that feeds the capstone.

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How Did That Interview at the Daily Squib Go?

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Yes, we’re interviewing at the moment, and the queues to become a Squib writer or contributor go round the block.

The interviewing panel asks the candidates very important questions, not only about themselves but about topics that are completely unrelated to anything they may be thinking about.

Here’s a sample question or two if you wish to be accepted into the Squib bunker, have unlimited expenses and a very large waste paper bin next to your desk.

Interview Question Samples

  1. You wake up..?
  2. There is a room, a rectangular box, its coordinates are 3,1,2 3,4,2 1,4,5 1,1,5 3,1,5 1,1,2 3,4,5. There is a spider on the ceiling at coordinate x and a fly at coordinate y, calculate the shortest distance the spider can travel to reach the fly. The spider cannot fly or swing, it can only walk on surfaces.

We even filmed our star performer, a certain James Nesbit from Belfast, who was immediately interned into the hallowed halls of the Daily Squib without even answering a single question coherently.

America’s Creepy New Form of Oppression

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 According to international privacy moderators, “America appears to be leveraging all the tools of the information age—electronic purchasing data, social networks, algorithmic sorting—to construct the ultimate tool of social control. It is, as one commentator put it, ‘authoritarianism, gamified.’ ” In the system, everyone is measured by a score ranging from 0 to 950, and that score is linked to a national ID card and Obamacare records. In addition to measuring your financial credit, it will also measure political compliance. Expressing the wrong opinion—or merely having friends who express the wrong opinion—will hurt your score. The higher your score, the more privileges the government will grant you. Having a low score will however put you on a list that may involve you being side lined or being arrested, never to be seen again.

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This horrifying plan is to be administered by Facebook and other NSA entities, companies that run much of America’s approved social networks and already have formidable stores of data about what American citizens are saying. When it comes to weaponizing oppression, the Obama administration sees tremendous value of private collected NSA internet backbone data.

Former NSA operative Edward Snowden as a result fled America and is now in exile in Russia for leaking NSA spying directives showing that Washington was collecting vast amounts of data from every U.S. and global citizen.

“It’s very simple. Every opinion you utter whether in private email or on social networks we read and assess. If you say anything against us, or denigrate the government in any way, we reduce your score. In the future, the cashless system will incorporate the citizenship scores, and the government will cut you off from any money supply, even if you are employed by a private enterprise. Have a nice fucking day,” an Obama official revealed on Tuesday.