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Pistorius Shooting Spree Kills 23 After Prison Release

PRETORIA - South Africa - Oscar Pistorius, the jailed former athlete, enjoyed an impromptu shooting spree on Monday soon after his jail release.

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Former Olympian Oscar Pistorius has been released from prison in South Africa and only fifteen minutes later, killed 23 people in a spectacular shoot-out lasting half an hour.

“He kept saying that he needs to release some energy,” a bystander who hid behind a dead body told local newspapers.

The athlete’s release from Pretoria prison was kept hushed to stop a media scrum however the shooting spree is sure to create more media attention.

Another witness who escaped the Pistorius shooting spree, revealed the athlete was acting like a “man who had not had a drink for a long time” and was “sating his thirst”.

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