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Leaked Intelligence Report: Trump Golden Showers Extravaganza

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Leaked Intelligence Report: Trump Golden Showers Extravaganza

 

 

First of all if you’re ever in Russia, never stay at the now tainted Ritz Carlton in Moscow.

According to a leaked U.S. intelligence report, Trump enjoyed the services of pissing Russian prostitutes in the same suite that Michelle Obama used on her visit.

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As for the footage of this incident, let us hope it is never leaked onto the internet. This is something that could bring down many in the population with permanent blindness.

The report, peppered with spelling mistakes, suggests that some in the U.S intelligence service are not very intelligent, and that much of the information displayed on the pages is hearsay.

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Apart from the fact that much of the allegations are non verifiable (unless one has the necessary connections in the CIA to check) there seems to be the slight massive fucking problem of leakage. What kind of an intelligence service leaks such a compromising document, which was meant to be Top Secret in the first place?

This leads us to believe it has the hand of Obama directly behind the leak, who in his last days in office is in the throes of a scorched earth policy on the incoming president.

Obama Speech: Marxism Needs You, Says Outgoing President

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Obama Speech: Marxism Needs You, Says Outgoing President

 

 

 

Man Who Ruined America Gives Last Speech

 

“By almost every measure, America is a worse, weaker place” than it was eight years ago when he took office, he told thousands of supporters.

“If you want to see how democratic our nation is now, go out into the street and try to protest. When the militarised police beat your teeth into the gutter, you will know no democracy lives in America!”

But he warned “my major push for pc socialist censorship, mass surveillance by the state, media controls, and false democracy is threatened whenever we take it for granted”.

He implored Americans of all backgrounds to consider things from each other’s point of view, saying “we have to pay attention and listen to my Soviet repetition technique. If I tell you lies constantly, you will eventually believe them”.

The country’s first black president, now 55, was first elected in 2008 on a message of hope and change. Hope and change however soon descended into despair and more of the same shit.

His successor, Donald Trump, has vowed to undo some of Mr Obama’s signature policies including the disastrous waste of trillions spent on the ailing Obamacare fiasco. He will be sworn into office on 20 January.

Raucous chants of “four more years of debt” from the selected brainwashed liberal socialist crowd were brushed aside by the president. “I’d like to but I can’t do that,” he said with a smile. US presidents are limited to two terms by the constitution.

“No, no, no, no no,” he said, when the crowd booed the prospect of Mr Trump replacing him.

Striking an upbeat tone, Mr Obama said that the peaceful transfer of power between presidents was a “hallmark” of American democracy, even though behind the scenes, Obama has been working on multiple plans to make things harder for the incoming president.

But, he outlined three threats to American democracy – socialism, Marxism and everything I’ve been doing for the past eight years.

In his closing remarks he said he had one final request for Americans as president: “I am asking you to believe. Not in my blatant lies and bullshit I have been telling you for so long – but in yours.”

Returning to Chicago, where he first declared victory in 2008, Mr Obama delivered a mostly positive message to Americans after a divisive election campaign which saw Mr Trump defeat Democrat Hillary Clinton.

“I love this town. Who got shot tonight? Raise your hands if you can. I heard 38 people were shot here in the last half hour. That’s better than last year, when we had 65. Hopefully next year there will be less shootings but I doubt it.”

Mr Obama said that young Americans – including those who worked on his campaigns, and who believe “in a fair, just, inclusive America” – left him feeling “even more pessimistic about this country than I was when we started”.

In choosing Chicago, Mr Obama had earlier said he wanted to return to “where it all started” for him and First Lady Michael Obama, instead of delivering the speech from the White House. (three gun shots sound and two gang members in audience drop down)

Returning to Chicago, where he first declared victory in 2008, Mr Obama delivered a mostly positive message to Americans behind twelve bullet proof screens.

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Mr Obama said that it was in Chicago as a young man, “still trying to figure out who I was, still searching for purpose in my life”, that he “joined in at the bath houses where all the young men would congregate”.

“This is where I learned that change only happens when you get stuck in there. I was trying to find my level of gayness, and I succeeded,” he said. “After eight years as your president I still believe that.”

Some 18,000 people attended the farewell address at McCormick Place, the largest convention centre in North America where the night got off to a usual Chicago shoot out session. By the end of the evening police recorded over 145 gunshots, and recorded over 60 gunshot victims, some fatal.

The tickets were given out free, but were selling online for more than two ounces of hashish each hours ahead of the speech.

As he leaves the Oval Office, President Obama is viewed favourably by 57% of illegal immigrants and socialist brainwashed Americans, according to an Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research poll, a similar level to Bill Clinton when he left office.

Barack Obama’s final speech – in quotes

On race

Stoking the racial fires was my job, and of course my friend Soros. Under my watch there were thousands of race riots where black people were coerced to commit crimes and riot. I sat back and watched that shit giggling my little ass off. Those nigs are so easy to manipulate, it’s like 1,2,3.

On his achievements

If I had told you eight years ago that America would triple its debt, lose major territory globally including Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, Turkey and Libya. You would not have believed me. I added $7.6 Trillion to America’s debt and that’s not including the Trillions I added to the federal debt liabilities. I gave Iran billions of U.S. taxpayers cash and they continue to construct nuclear weapons under our noses. I have single-handedly ruined America’s standing in the world forum, and I am proud of bankrupting America for generations to come.

On Michael Obama

Michael LaVaughn Andre Robinson, ‘girl’ of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife, husband and mother and father of our adopted children, you have been my best friend and fuck buddy. You took on a role you didn’t ask for and you made it your own with sheer audacity. You made the White House a place that belongs to nobody. Everything about you is fake, and that’s what I love about you so much, we fooled those idiots and you deserve a medal just for that. It was only that one time when Joan Rivers mouthed off that people started to realise. Good thing my boys fixed Joan up a few weeks after she gave the game away.

Home Surveillance: Alexa Amazon Echo Leads the Way

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Home Surveillance: Alexa Amazon Echo Leads the Way

 

It has already been proven that the microphones on your mobile phones can be activated at any time to listen in, or the cameras on your laptops can be turned on by any hacker or intelligence agency out there, but the blatant use of gadgets like Amazon’s Alexa Echo to garner further insights into people’s privacy is a step too far.

These easily hacked gadgets are an affront to home privacy, but it does not stop there, they also serve a very useful purpose for intelligence agencies like the NSA, and other national agencies.

Facebook and other social media utilities are invaluable for data gathering on people, to evaluate who your friends are, your movements and your political proclivities. Social sites also serve a very useful purpose within the intelligence community to garner data on whole movements of people, to gauge the mood of communities and groups, and to perceive future movements of people, as well as threats to the government.

We will in the future see much more intrusion into the homes of people with the internet of everything, from your fridge, to your toaster. Manufacturers will all commence at the same time to produce products for the home that will be hooked up to the grid, and it will be harder to find products that do not have this capability.

The overall push is now to get inside the individual home, listening, watching, and logging all the data.

In the UK, the snoopers charter has been enforced by the Conservative government where every internet action committed by the user is logged and can be recalled by any agency or company that wants access to it.

Britain’s NHS records are also for sale to the highest bidder, and insurance companies, employers can easily look into your health records to see what they want at any time.

In 2007, we wrote a seemingly ridiculous satirical article on the mass proliferation of surveillance and CCTV in the UK under the then Blair, Labour government. Entitled ‘CCTV Surveillance in UK Homes‘ it was all meant to be a big joke, however we may have foreseen the future in some way, as we are now in the year 2017, and this nightmare dystopian scenario is already amongst us.

Naturally, the ‘do-gooders’ and authoritarian mini-Stalin’s amongst the population will cry ‘If you don’t have anything to hide what is the problem?’ and it is this very mantra that sickens one even more. Why should we all be treated like terrorists, why should we give up every part of our privacy, who gives these people the right to watch us?

Who watches the watchers? Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Attributed to Juvenal, a man way ahead of his time. No doubt the new ‘Truth Police’ Snopes, the Facebook endorsed fake news authority, who are fraudulent corrupt vile peddlers of untruths themselves and are run by a group of miscreant scum who should be in prison, not given the role of what is truth or not.

Just leave us in peace to live our lives you perverted George Orwell 1984 fucks.

London Underground: “What We’re Doing On Our Tube Strike”

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London Underground: “What We’re Doing On Our Tube Strike”

 

We asked some of the staff what they’re doing on their day off.

Jim, 35, is a train driver, and is paid £56,000 per year not including bonuses. His day off may make some of you commuters stuck in a bus, or under someone’s smelly armpit a bit angry.

“On my day off striking, I got up at midday, switched on the telly and saw the crowds of commuters packed into buses and waiting on the streets. It gave me a good tingling feeling down my spine as I giggled like a hyena at the sight. It was time for brekkie, so I went down the caff for a full English and about a dozen cuppas. Looking at my watch, it was time for a liquid lunch, so me and the boys went to our regular, and the drinks were on me. Staggering back home drunk out of my twat, time for supper. The missus has done up a nice roast and we tuck into that. After our meal, wifey says she’s so proud of me having a strike so she does the Monday strike special right under the table, licking her lips, under the table cloth she goes. After that bit of dessert, I remember there’s a good flick on at our local cinema. Take the wifey there, and once the film ends, it’s down to the curry house for a slap up meal. All in all a great day, and I didn’t think about the misery of the London commuters once. It’s great having a socialist London mayor again, innit.”

PC University Students: If Plato Was Black He Would Be ‘Aight’

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PC University Students: If Plato Was Black He Would Be ‘Aight’

 

 

Plato and Kant are said to be the founding fathers of Western philosophy, whose ideas underpin civilised society.

But politically correct snowflake students at the University of London are demanding that figures such as Plato, Descartes and Immanuel Kant should be largely dropped from the curriculum because they are white.

School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS)’s student union is insisting that when studying philosophy “the majority of philosophers on our courses” should be from Africa and Asia, “if the geezers had dreadlocks and smoked reefer it would be aight, innit!” said one of the students.

Another student opined: “The fact that while the likes of Plato were discussing highly evolved ideas about civilisation 2,500 years ago, illiterate Africans were still living in mud huts. Ancient Athens was a highly developed society, with remarkable architecture, utilising highly advanced concepts of philosophy and mathematics. Two thousand and five hundred years later, Africa is much the same, people still live in mud huts although now some own a mobile phone, no doubt dropped in by whitey.”

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Unfortunately for the SOAS students, there were no African philosophers 2,500 years ago, and they have been searching for some evidence.

If it weren’t for that idiot who burned down the great library of Alexandria, which was actually created by Ptolemy, a Macedonian, there may be more answers, however much to the attrition of the students, they have come up stumped to find any black philosophers of the age. Blacks like to cite ancient Egypt as the cornerstone of African technology and civilisation, however it has been proven by many archaeologists and scientists that ancient Egyptians were Mediterranean Caucasoid and not sub-Saharan negroids.

Going far east, there is some light, where the students can find Confucius, whose lifetime nearly coincides with the ancient Greek philosophers, but finding anything in Sub-Saharan Africa will be a real task for the students.

Brexit Now: 35 Hours On NHS Trolley Only to Die a Sordid Death

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Brexit Now: 35 Hours On NHS Trolley Only to Die a Sordid Death

 

 

The state of the NHS, not only from health tourism coming into Britain on a constant basis, but from abuse of use by EU migrants, and drunken louts, is a disgrace to behold.

Call for an ambulance, and it may never come, that’s because resources are stretched way too thin considering the massive increase in population on this tiny isle called Britain. Dying on a trolley after a 35 hour wait is now just a common every day occurrence.

You may be in dire straits, your kid is sick and unconscious, the ambulance never arrives, in desperation you drive to the nearest hospital but are greeted by hundreds of people. By the time it comes around to your ticket, five hours later, your child does not have a pulse. The overworked doctors and nurses simply shrug their shoulders, there is nothing anyone could do. It’s another day in the dying NHS, an overcrowded death factory, where millions of desperate sick humans fawn for a simple five minute session with a weary eyed sleepless doctor.

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Why not visit the wards, where no one speaks English, or the maternity wards where Nigerian women fly in daily to Heathrow to have their quintuplets all paid for by the British taxpayer, expensively delivered, lock stock and barrel. After they drop their sprogs, they’re on the next flight out, never to be seen or heard of again, unless they have some life threatening emergency that is. Naturally, there are no checks on the deluge into Britain’s hospitals, and anyone can get treatment costing thousands without a word being uttered.

The sheer amount of wasted taxpayers money to health tourism per annum is astonishing, we’re talking £6 billion in eight years, not like a few quid here or there. Add on the massive influx from poor Eastern European countries, and the cost sky rockets although no one is saying a word about it.

The NHS when it was first introduced was only built for Britain, not for the whole earth’s population. This is why it will not survive in its current form for another three years tops, maybe four if the current borderless situation carries on.

It is imperative that Brexit is honoured, and that Britain’s borders are controlled heavily. The NHS has to implement strict checks on foreign health tourists, otherwise there will not be an NHS any more.

Mariah Carey Lip Sync a Comment On Today’s Music Biz

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Mariah Carey Lip Sync a Comment On Today’s Music Biz

 

 

The music biz and charts today are filled with fakers, and you may say this has always been the case, however now it is completely filled with fake, non-artists, uncreative, putrid thieves who are not who they say they are.

Long gone are the days of true artists, what we have now in the music charts are template black rnb lip syncing autotuned clones, lip sync girlie bands, performing monkeys on the stage, selected to appeal to the lowest common denominator, and soulless vapid merchants of turd Muzak fit only as background noise in elevators.

The proliferation of shrill female dominated autotuned vocals everywhere leaves the world encircled by the lovely sounds of cats being slaughtered slowly, an oestrogen bubble where the young males of today have no role models left. Sure, there are men who sing along to the male denigrating feminist vocals, but these are cucks, sissy boys who are not men anymore.

Yes, there are cycles in musical taste but for too long, the music biz has been embroiled in banal mediocrity putting out so much dire shit into the charts that the populace is conditioned to accept it.

Mariah Carey on New Year’s Eve exemplified how far the music biz has fallen, and it will fall further unless real artists, musicians are nurtured by record companies on a long term basis, and not just as cheap throwaways as we have now.

 

Putin Can’t Wait For Trump Presidency

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Putin Can’t Wait For Trump Presidency

 

 

The daily praise President Vladimir Putin receives from Donald Trump on his little Twitter account may come to haunt the incoming US president one day.

Putin may have run rings around Obama, who was supposed to be the clever one, however what Putin will do with chummy dumbo Trump is another story.

“Trump likes to think he’s clever but he ain’t. He’s a bully, that’s how he gets things done, he’s not smart, he doesn’t read. He hasn’t read a book for years. On the other hand, we have grandmaster Putin, highly intelligent, a chess master who plays the long game. Trump has no chance. He’ll soon fall into the trap, one way or another,” an agency insider revealed.

The augurs do not bode well, it will soon be evident that Trump has bitten off too much to chew.

Let the games begin..

Obama: “I’m Gonna Miss Those $85 Million Vacations”

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Obama: “I’m Gonna Miss Those $85 Million Vacations”

 

 

Having been the most spendthrift socialist president of the United States’ history, Obama has nonchalantly condemned the nation into so much debt that it can never be paid off even if every American worked for the next hundred years without a break.

“The first night in the White House, I told Michael, we’re gonna burn this cracker house down once and for all. What hurts whitey most? Taking away their money, and looking back, I spent me some and more,” the president quipped from his chair whilst vacationing for the last time on the taxpayers dime in Hawaii.

“I’m proud to be the biggest spender, $85 million on holidays, Obamacare phones, Obamacare doctors, useless stimulus projects, trillions on jobs that never happened, and what have I got to show for it? Yep, nothing, nada, the unaffordable care act, where families are forced to spend on higher premiums for less care.

“All the while I’ve been laughing my ass off, eating the finest foods while hard working Americans barely can put food on the table.

“My conscience is clear though folks, by adding 7.6 trillion dollars to the deficit I’ve secured a future of poverty and destitution for many generations to come. Trump won’t be able to fix this scorched earth policy, he will take the blame instead of me, besides look what I’ve done to the country, now it’s so divided, racially and politically that if there isn’t a civil war within his first term I’ll be surprised.

“Under my non-watch we lost Crimea, Libya, Iraq and Syria. I let the Russians walk in without a fight. I’m useless at geopolitics, just want to play golf and twiddle my thumbs as I sit on my lazy ass talking to real pillars of the community like Jay Z.

“My legacy will be one of helping the black folk…get poorer and more violent in their nigga rage. More riots, and I encouraged it hundred percent. I armed those ‘mild’ jihadis in Syria, and watched the place burn down, killing women and children, bombing them into nothing, and I giggled my ass off. Who cares? I don’t and that’s for certain.

“Oh sure, I am a control freak, look what I did to freedom of the press, to free speech. I made America into an NSA snooping playground, where every citizen is treated like a criminal, where all your data is analysed and kept. Facebook is by far the greatest database we have, and we own it, we tell the Jew to jump, and he says how high? We helped him create that thing, so we can destroy it too if he doesn’t comply. Drink up your Koolaid American citizens, you politically correct trained soviet monkeys, you communist social justice warriors. You’re all too brainwashed to know you’ve been played.

“Opening the doors to South America was my defiant fuck you to America. I made sure that every drug dealer, pimp, gangbanger from here to Caracas was given a free pass. That’s how I want America to be destroyed from the inside, quiet invasions. Under my orders, America gained tens of millions of undesirable criminals all walking the streets waiting to rob and rape your families.

“Don’t forget folks, there’s even more good news, Federal unfunded liabilities now exceed $127 Trillion, that’s on top of the U.S. deficit of 21 Trillion I helped to increase. To me it’s all chump change, let the crackers get out of this one. Nigger slaves built the White House, so even though I ain’t African American, I”m full African, we gonna burn this mutha down once and for all. Those whites who voted for me are just too dumb to know it. Fooled them not only once, but twice. Shame on you. Hah!”

George Michael’s Last Sordid Christmas

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George Michael’s Last Sordid Christmas

 

 

George Michael took a last needle full of heroin, as his boyfriend went to make another score of drugs from some festive drug dealer,  a bloated mess on the sheets, this was not the George Michael of Wham, prancing around a TOTP stage in little white gay shorts, but a fat parody of himself, sweating, grey and already in the early throes of rigor mortis.

All those years abusing his body had finally caught up with him, all those years in Hampstead Heath bushes getting buggered by white van men, must have now worked itself into a massive rectal prolapse, as befits these ageing homosexuals all too often as the medical fraternity would certainly reveal to shocked listeners if they were listening into a hospital conversation.

The excess of cocaine, crack, weed and heroin always have their toll, as we saw a few years back with Michael slumped on his Range Rover somewhere on a roundabout in North London. Heroin is by far the most beautiful of drugs bestowed upon us from the earth, however it must be treated with the utmost respect, and not abused. One can live quite a fruitful life on heroin, only if used correctly. As in most cases, it is rarely used properly.

The bout of pneumonia in Switzerland a few years ago gives us some clues as to the state of George Michael’s health, normal healthy people don’t nearly die from it, but those whose immune system has been depleted by HIV or AIDS do, and the pallid grey corpse of George Michael singing in concerts after his long hospital stretch reveal this all too well.

That afternoon, as his gay lover came back from another score, he checked in on his beloved Greek lover boy to find only a lifeless body, one hit too many, or maybe a hit too late, as he could have been dying for the next score, or the AIDS finally kicked in shutting down his internal organs. We will possibly never know as the record company keeps things hush hush for post-death sales.

The devil has finally taken his contract and soul, and he is far gone in the mists of Hades to care, as many would be in terror of the proceedings, it is most certain that George would enjoy it down there, especially with his masochistic streak.

Aye, it’s another Christmas, and the celebrity flesh is falling much like rotting carrion from a passing plague carriage.

“Bring out your celeb! Bring out your celeb!” is the cry from the man in the carriage as it passes through the streets, and a merry Saturnalia to you too.

 

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