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2016 The Year Satan Collected

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Speaking from the crossroads, just east of Clarksdale, Mississippi, we asked the devil what business was like in 2016?

“It been good, I got me a good crop this year. Bowie, Prince, George Michael. They had the full run of what I offered them. They signed on the dotted line all those years ago, and when it was time to collect, all I had to do was stand by and let their souls slip through. This is one contract they couldn’t get out of.”

To have such musical icons lose their physical bodies in 2016 has been quite the harvest for satan but still he’s waiting on some big souls who have been holding out for way too long.

“I’m still waiting on a friend, or two. The Rolling Stones will eventually roll my way again, they been holding out, I give em my respec’, but Mick and Keith, you’ve had your run and then some, I made you the greatest surviving rock’n’roll band in the world. Sooner or later you’re gonna have to come to papa.”

Wearing a pristine black suit, black hat and sporting a toothy grin that could make milk curdle, the devil winks mischievously, then disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving a slight sulphurous smell.

It’s just turned midnight, the crossroads is now empty.

How Schengen Open Door Policy Was Downfall of EU Empire

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The Schengen open door policy was meant to promote free movement of only the beautiful European people, the blue eyed, the blonde haired with successful professional jobs, country houses in multiple EU countries, and beautiful cultured friends tucked away all over the continent. It was not meant for sub-Saharans, or for Afghans or for all the rest streaming across Europe’s porous borders in need of housing, welfare, and sustenance. These are the tenets of what the EU project called for prescribed by the unelected EU Commission and EU architects all those years ago.

Suicide by Schengen

The Schengen zone was not designed for wars. The EU unelected elite do not know anything about military matters, they are only concerned about their economy and commerce and keeping the doors open to anything that comes through without question. They never even thought that the Schengen zone is a channel for heavy duty weaponry and bomb making equipment to be smuggled, or that hardcore, heavily trained militants could simply walk into the EU with no checks.

The EU architects did not factor in that massive people smuggling operations run by criminals would benefit from the Schengen zone, or that smuggling high grade drugs would become so easy.

Architects of their own destruction

This leads us to believe that the architects of the EU are idiots, maybe they are intellectuals on some level but they are completely moronic illogical irresponsible fucking unintelligent bonkers mad elitest ass holes who have completely messed up the continent of Europe. You are a disgrace to the word ‘elite’ because you did not factor in all eventualities before you set up your little EU utopian Schengen project, which has left whole boulevards in Paris resembling a refugee camp, and allowed shanty towns to congregate on the sea shores of Calais. It is your irresponsible policies that have caused this mess, and the EU architects should take the full blame for their ridiculous insane EU hell that we are all now living in.

If you count on safety and do not think of danger, if you do not know enough to be wary when enemies arrive, this is called a sparrow nesting on a tent, a fish swimming in a cauldron – they won’t last the day.

The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again with the same negative result, and this is what the EU leaders are doing. They are molly coddled in their own expensive cotton wool la la land of EU policies and diktats, but cannot see anything in front of their own eyes. The EU architects are visionaries of their own dystopia, the EU is a desert, there is now no hope or any future for the continent under the trampled shit splattered cloak of the EU.

Lift no finger

For those wishing upon the destruction of the EU, you do not have to lay a single finger, because the people who are running the show now are condemned to their own demise, and they will take the people down with them kicking and screaming. Such is the arrogance of the elitist eurocrats that they never admit to their mistakes, or their flaws, or their disasters, they will instead happily murder millions of people to keep their positions.

May the Schengen open door policy be kept open for all to invade the continent, let us see how much anarchy, chaos and terror Europe can take before someone with some real logic does something.

Nation Fallen: Germans Cowering in Politically Correct Marxist Cowardly Shame

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Ein Volk, the proud German nation has been reduced to a band of simpering ninnies, opening doors to their own tormentors.

Angela Merkel turfs you out of your own homes to house migrants, and you shrug your shoulders in acceptance, your ancient close knit towns now a seething mass of invaders, and you look away not even voicing any form of comment, let alone disgust.

Communism means acceptance in defeat, and the German people have been defeated so many times, they revel in their own misery, accepting the pain, over and over again.

Deep down in the German nation, there has to be someone to rise up, to bring forth the true spirit of the Germanic people, and to cast off this disgusting cloak of simpering victimhood that has befallen the nation.

WER EIN VOLK RETTEN WILL KANN NUR HEROISCH DENKEN

What you have now is not Germany, and every day, every minute you waste in masochistic cowardice, the longer it will take to reclaim what you had before.

Angela Merkel, a creation of Soviet East Germany, has sought to completely scramble Germany, to subjugate its people and to tear it apart with infiltrators who are completely different to its original inhabitants, not only in religion, but in every type of human cultural qualities.

This action, of flooding, especially due to the Schengen ruling, will not stop until someone gains power who will stop it.

Germany must free itself or perish forever, forgotten in the sands of destruction.

Art Gallery Assassination: World War III?

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It is very hard to know what is going on in the ground in Syria, and which factions are with which. For example, the Turks are said to be helping the Russians in cleaning up ISIS, however there are rumours that Russia is humiliating the Turks by siding with the Kurds, the YPG and PKK, and they cut off a supply route to rebels backed by Turkey in Aleppo. The official story is that Turkey is working with Russia on the ground in Syria, but there is no way to know this for sure as all news that comes from the region is contradictory.

The Western media is no help, as they have little or no information about what is going on, although the intelligence agencies obviously know a lot more than the mere layman or press.

To see how this assassination of the Russian ambassador plays out is a complete toss of the dice, either Russia can go ballistic or they can show some restraint and find the culprits.

It is interesting however that the current news releases state that the gunman held a police ID badge and was admitted to the gallery without a blink of an eye.

Could this be the next step in World War III?

Our analysis sees an escalation in proceedings, whether in Syria or Turkey. We could see more Russian troops deployed in the region, but if the paranoia increases there could be recriminations towards the Turks from Russia, although this depends wholly on the results gleaned from Russian intelligence operatives who will be investigating this incident. When they do come out with a conclusion, should they be believed any way?

Can Labour Be Trusted If They Support Russia?

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Cambridge university, a staunch leftist breeding area, has factions that collaborate with Russia.

Half of London is now Slavic speaking, and many Russians living in Britain today are actively working with Russian intelligence agencies to gather data.

So, how can anyone trust the pro-Russian Labour party led by the greying old dog Marxist Jeremy Corbyn?

“Well, if we were in a time of war, most of the Labour party and shadow government would be arrested or kept under a very short leash, they just cannot be trusted. The LibDems are most certainly Russian collaborators. This also applies to the SNP who are very pro-Russian and are inherently communists when it comes to their political views,” someone said just after leaving an establishment near Vauxhall bridge.

Our national security depends on some kind of assurance that these matters are being dealt with, that these moles are dug up from our intelligence agencies, from our institutions. The Russian influence even extends to the Evening Standard and Independent newspapers, owned by Evgeny Lebedev and his father, Alexander Lebedev who was the First Chief Directorate of the KGB with a very dodgy dossier if one were to look at it. How could this turn of affairs have been allowed to materialise in the first place?

Never underestimate the Russian threat to Britain, it is all pervasive and it seems the infiltration is bone deep. We must especially be careful with an upcoming general election in 2020, when it could be Jeremy Corbyn in Number 10. Our national security would be put at severe risk, and our defences depleted under the dangerous irresponsible deluded aspirations of the Marxist Labour party and its demented leader who condones fully the Russian atrocities committed in Aleppo, Syria.

Espionage: Chinese Infiltration of U.S. Robotics All Encompassing

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A recent video published by the Chinese military shows almost identical military robots that DARPA/Boston Dynamics have been developing for years.

This display by the Chinese, reveals that espionage operatives have infiltrated the U.S. defence departments who are developing these military robots.

Below is the video of Spotmini by Boston Dynamics who are contracted by DARPA.

And here is the Chinese stolen copy of the American robot.

This is obviously blatant thievery by the un-innovative Chinese, who have massively infiltrated DARPA and Boston Dynamics to steal their robotic concepts and designs.

One would have thought the Americans would be more careful with instances of espionage on these sensitive military robots, but maybe there is an open door policy where all secrets are freely given away to the Chinese to copy.

With the recent confiscation of an American underwater drone in the South China sea, this thievery by China as well as hacking must be addressed by the upcoming U.S. administration under Trump.

Want to Get Into Cryptocurrency? BurstCoin is the Way Forward

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Burstcoin is easy to mine, all you need is a pc and some hard disk space. Unlike other cryptocurrencies, where you have to use multiple graphics cards and use up a tonne of electricity, Burstcoin is green and efficient.

The sheer beauty of Burstcoin is its simplicity, you just download the Burstcoin wallet and plot your drive, and you’re good to go.

There are loads of resources for beginners, and a very friendly forum for anyone asking for help. When you’re starting off to mine, you will need to join a pool, there are many around.

The official Burstcoin site

When Bitcoin first started, the miners mined every day and were laughed at by people who thought they were mad, however looking at the price today those people who got into it at an early stage are the only ones laughing all the way to the bank.

Burstcoin is a once in a lifetime chance to get in there right now. Don’t lose out by waiting too long, as the difficulty of the algorithm will rise and it will steadily get harder.

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Let’s look at the benefits of Burstcoin

  1. Green – minimal electricity used
  2. Easy to mine
  3. No expensive hardware, graphics cards or processors
  4. Great support on the forums
  5. Market cap rising daily as more people start using the currency

The benefits don’t end there, Burst has a very active asset market where users can obtain assets, trade them or simply receive dividends from their assets.

If you have spare hard disk space, or have purchased external hard disks, what have you got to lose? Make some money now by mining Burstcoins and before any time has passed, you too could be in the league of some Bitcoin owners today.

Civil War: Trump 37 Votes Away From Not Becoming President

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GOP insiders reveal what’s really going down with the electoral college.

“The founding fathers thought long and hard about an emergency brake when they came up with the electoral college. That’s why Trump is going to get a nice surprise when 37 electors block his presidency. No one thought that Trump would win, but now he has, we have other ways of blocking this nutcase from becoming president. Sure, it will go to Congress afterwards, and that’s when we will do the same,” a GOP insider revealed on Tuesday.

What would the consequences of such an action be? Well, there are multiple scenarios, however it is safe to say there would be civil war, martial law declared in most U.S. cities, and most certainly the national guard on the streets.

Obama, could very well be America’s last president, as predicted by a blind gypsy woman somewhere in Eastern Europe a few years back.

Theresa May’s Secret Guilty Pleasures Revealed

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One can imagine the leather clad aspirations of Theresa May gone wild in the dark dank depths of Number 10, a place where she charges a fair price to overworked Cabinet ministers and lonely single white male politicians in their sixties.

Your imagination can run wild, but what if some of it was real, like it actually happened?

There are secret rooms and chambers in 10 Downing Street, possibly accessed by pressing a well worn  dusty copy of Spycatcher in the library, or by turning a certain brass knob 34 degrees to the left.

At midnight, the strains of Motley Crue’s song Girls Girls Girls emanates from one of these dungeons, and if you listen carefully Mistress Theresa May is whipping someone very hard.

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And after the frenzied whipping sound ends, the groans can be heard.

Nicky Morgan is going to have to be very careful of what she says next time to the the papers.

The taste of fresh leather, expensive, and sweaty exudes a sultry seductive side to the PM, as she adjusts her whip, and calls for the next recipient.

Experts: You Can’t Have a Brexit Without Brexiteers in Charge

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Hammond’s EU-centric Brexit would favour Brussels, especially with free movement, and would increase migration exponentially into Britain’s borders.

Because of Theresa May’s dilly dallying within the first six months of her gaining the role of prime minister, and also her appointment of key Remoaners into the Cabinet, many plots to thwart Brexit flourished including a court case with EU-centric judges presiding over a nonsensical charge brought on by foreigners, and anti-British citizens.

On all fronts, there are multiple attacks to halt Brexit, and due to the current Cabinet having little or no Brexit output, there is little cause for addressing the will of the people. The House of Lords, is a cesspit full of unelected bought-for cronyistic peers intent on destroying anything that even mentions the word Brexit. There is little or no chance that any Commons Bill would ever pass the Remoaner base of the Lords.

The key point for voting for Brexit was to control migration into Britain to a sustainable level, unfortunately, because of Theresa May and her duplicitous diversional political stance, and indecisive nature, there is little hope of halting EU migration in the future, especially if the Hammond transitional plan is implemented.

On June 23 2016, 17.5 million people making up 52% of voters voted to get out of the EU, to take back control of our laws, of our sovereign status, and to limit migration into Britain. These people who voted, who were assured by parliament their vote counted have been betrayed, and so has democracy within the United Kingdom been betrayed, by pandering to the EU, and to Remoaners at every turn, the weak Theresa May and her Remoaner centric Cabinet are nothing to do with Brexit and unless something happens drastically in the future, there will never be a Brexit as prescribed by the general populace.

When all else fails, the country may very well fall into discontent, into violent expression for their disenchantment of what they thought was a democracy. Nationwide civil unrest will break up the UK into many factions, and there could be decades of violent street clashes as people fight for what is right and what they voted for.

By betraying the will of the people established on a democratic vote on June 23, 2016, it is not only elected MPs who will lose their seats and constituencies but the economy will suffer as well. How many years of civil unrest can the government deal with, as people fight in the streets, escalating into open warfare on all fronts?

Defying the will of the populace is a dangerous game, but if Remoaners wish to play, then they should be ready for the uprising after their treacherous attempts at derailing Brexit are unearthed for all to see.