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Why Political Satire Is Becoming More Important

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Politics and humour have been in a complicated relationship for years. Everyone loves a good laugh, except the people being joked about. Politicians amaze people daily with their announcements and the way things are going satire is going to become an integral part of politics. Why? Simply because we have political figures like Donald Trump and Boris Johnson that never cease to intrigue us.

Brexit has been the most talked about topic in British and European politics. It is a serious issue that has been going on for some time but the way the UK has been handling it has resulted in a series of satirical tweets and articles.

Satire increases people’s access to all types of political news. Many media sources paint political events like drama series whereas political satire takes a more direct and impartial approach. Taking sides is just making it worse. In a way, satire makes people watch the news more.

Satirists all over the world must keep track of current political events, so they can have material for their shows. By making fun out of something they keep their audience informed and laughing.

If you boil it down, political satire is like the public opinion of any online casino – it’s bad until the person that stated that opinion wins some money. Satire sparks independence and a healthy dose of scepticism. Politicians and political parties always have a secret agenda that they’re trying to implement and it’s the duty of satirists and comedians, in general, to expose this agenda. If you were to watch any satirical show or read any satirical article you would find out just how tough reality is.

No matter where you’re from political satire serves as a measure for the sad state of affairs and when it comes to the US and the UK it’s a sad one because the whole world’s laughing at them. Even their fellow countrymen are making fun of them which is a sign that something they’re doing is wrong. Maybe they know that and just don’t care since every publicity is good publicity even if people are laughing on your behalf.

All in all, people like a little bit of controversy once in a while. It keeps things fresh and keeps them wondering how some people got certain jobs. Political leaders are becoming more and more controversial every day, so we will see a lot of Trumps and Borises in the future. In a way, they’re the first of many to follow. Parallel to them, many satirists will follow their statements and rack up the material to make the people laugh and develop an opinion on their own.

After all, the point of making fun of the bad things is supposed to bring you wisdom so as not to repeat mistakes from the past and, at the same time joy, because when you look back on them you’ll surely laugh.

Drunk Bampot Scottish Court Not Fit For Purpose

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Insane biased judges in a banana-Republic anti-English Scottish court have deemed the legal prorogation of the English parliament as unlawful in Scotland.

Scottish law which thankfully does not apply in England and Wales, is not justified to pass judgement on the English parliament let alone English law.

The parliamentary prorogue has been judged perfectly legal in England and Wales by the High Court.

Biased Judicial Interference

“It is under th’ rulin’ ay thes Scottish coort ‘at Boris Johnson shaa be huckled an’ brooght tae Scootlund tae hae a Glasgee kiss ye glaikit Sassenach bastards. Hic! Sumcunt pass me dat brew!” a visibly drunk Judge McFartle said after the ridiculous judgement.

Meanwhile, in Number 10, one could only hear laughter.

Top 7 Benefits for CBD in the Skincare Industry

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The popularity of CBD has been increasing exponentially because it is considered to be one of the new-age ingredients. You will find so many options in CBD skincare products, starting from CBD-infused serums to body lotions. The beauty industry has embraced CBD wholeheartedly. Before we go deeper into the subject, it is essential to understand the meaning of CBD.

What Does It Mean?

CBD, also called cannabidiol, is a plant compound that appears naturally in the cannabis plant. There are several plant compounds in the hemp plant, which also includes THC. THC is known to cause psychoactive effects when administered to the body. CBD is derived from the same plant. However, it does not cause the same effects as THC. It won’t make you high and can be purchased from the market when isolated from other compounds.

CBD is famous for offering pain-relieving, relaxing, and anti-anxiety properties when administered internally. Recent research has shown that it can have therapeutic and calming effects when applied to the skin topically. It is also known to alleviate headaches and the discomfort brought by them.

CBD has several benefits to offer to the skincare industry. Because of this reason, more and more companies are using this ingredient in their beauty products. If you are looking for such products in the market, there are some outstanding choices out there. Take a look!

Let’s take a look at some of the benefits offered by CBD to the beauty and skincare industry.

Acne

CBD is known to contain anti-inflammatory properties that make it a very effective pain reliever. The anti-inflammatory property can be easily translated to skincare where it can help in calming the skin.

Acne is considered to be an inflammatory condition. Research has been able to show that the soothing effects of CBD can be useful in minimising breakouts and decreasing redness. Recent studies indicate that CBD can also reduce sebum (oil) production for minimizing the reasons that cause acne.

In order to confirm CBD’s effects on treating acne, more conclusive results are necessary.

Wrinkles and Anti-Ageing

CBD is also famous for its antioxidant properties that can help in reducing ageing signs that are visible on the skin. It reduces inflammation and combats oxidative damage (which results from oxygen metabolism impacting the living tissues and cells). Many anti-ageing creams in the market are infused with CBD and help in diminishing issues like wrinkles, reddish skin tones, dullness, etc.

Hydration

Hemp oil is known to have several kinds of healthy fatty acids that can moisturise the skin. The creams that include CBD are creamy and rich but do not clog up the pores because of being too heavy.

Many people might suffer from dry and flaky skin. It is a severe problem for them. CBD-infused creams could be highly beneficial for them as it provides relief from redness and itching in the affected areas. Many CBD creams also come with anti-itch properties that come with excess moisture for soothing the skin from various symptoms.

Sensitive Skin

Some people are known to have sensitive skin. For these individuals, normal skincare products do not help because their skin could display allergy symptoms. Having CBD in skincare products could be a great way to soothe sensitive skin. It is because CBD is known for its skin-normalising and skin-calming effects.

Skin Conditions

Certain studies were able to show that CBD can also be useful in minimizing the symptoms related to certain skin disorders such as eczema, rosacea and psoriasis. Several studies were conducted to understand the effectiveness of different skincare products. It can also help in improving skin allergies.

In a small study, a CBD ointment was tested on 20 participants for treating eczema, psoriasis, and scarring. The results showed that it boosted the elasticity of the skin, improved skin hydration, which ended up bettering their quality of life.

Many dermatologists prescribe steroid creams to patients who have skin diseases as they act as an anti-inflammatory medication. They are safe in most cases, but many people do not prefer using steroids. CBD could serve as a safer alternative for those people.

Hair and Nails

Other than skin, CBD could also be extremely beneficial for the hair and nails. CBD is known to contain amino and fatty acids. They are quite useful for nails and hair. With the help of CBD-infused products, people will be able to enhance their hair growth because the scalp would absorb the fatty acids, omega-9, omega-6, and omega-3 present in CBD.

Sunburn

Sunburns are frequent among people who have to spend a significant amount of time exposed to sun rays. These burns make the skin appear red and can also be painful. As CBD is known for its anti-inflammatory properties, products infused with CBD could be useful in soothing sunburns as well.

Conclusion

CBD products are known to be safe, mainly because early research has shown significant promise. If you want to dive into the world of CBD skincare, you should be aware of a few things before trying the product. Make sure that you test the product before applying it all over your skin. You might be allergic to a particular product, or it may not suit your skin. Keep that in mind, make sure that you test the product on a small portion of your skin. And do not forget to shop from reliable stores in the market. Stay away from the fake ones.

Parliament Passes Law Making it Illegal to Brexit

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Despite there being a legal stipulation in Article 50 that automatically comes into effect at a certain date triggering a Brexit, parliament has now put into law an opposing bill that makes it illegal to leave the EU on October 31.

“This is a parliament that does not respect democracy, or honour the EU Referendum result. They have conspired with the help of a corrupt Speaker of the House who used anti-constitutional means to bring in this anti-democratic bill. It is now illegal to Brexit on October 31,” one confused parliamentarian revealed.

Democracy requires the losers respect the vote of the people

Now that Brexit has been made illegal, Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who if he tries to deliver the will of the people on October 31, will be deemed by this skewed anti-democratic parliament as conducting an illegal act.

“Article 50 is a legal document, and the new bill passed by parliament says it supersedes the legality of Article 50 to leave the EU. Which law is the true law? The one voted by 17.4 million people in the largest democratic vote in British history or the one voted by 200 odd anti-democratic MPs who do not want to honour the peoples vote?” another observer remarked.

The United Kingdom once used to be known for its democratic process, those days are long gone.

Top 7 Benefits of Kratom Leaves

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Kratom leaves were traditionally used as a source of medicine. They have also been a significant ingredient in herbal products for treating multiple ailments. The varied minerals, vitamins, and other essential nutrients are the reason why these herbal products were so popular.

Kratom, also called Mitragyna Speciosa, is a type of evergreen herb that originated in the lands of Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, Malaysia, Myanmar, and Thailand. When the US Drug Enforcement Administration proclaimed that proofs were lacking against the potential health benefits of Kratom, the use of Kratom increased significantly all over the world.

Earlier, people used it for recreational purposes as it acted as a mild sedative. Later, people started observing that the leaves could also offer relief to people as well as treat several kinds of ailments. There are arguments and contemplations, but that has not stopped the sale of Kratom products. If you want a store to buy genuine Kratom products online, give kratomcrazy.com a try.

Science behind Kratom

Before you think of using Kratom, it is necessary that you know the science behind it. It will help in understanding Kratom better. The main ingredients present in Kratom are alkaloids; the primary ones being 7-hydroxymitragynine and mitragynine. Research has been able to show that they contain pain-relieving or analgesic properties. One study was able to find that 7-hydroxymitragynine has an analgesic potency that is greater than morphine by 13 times.
The alkaloids are also known for offering muscle relaxant and anti-inflammatory properties. Because of this reason, people who have fibromyalgia use Kratom for treating the symptoms.

Now, let’s explore the top 7 health benefits that Kratom leaves have to offer.

Stimulant-Like Properties 

Kratom is known to have a high content of alkaloids, and because of this reason, the leaves are useful as a mild stimulant. Kratom is available in several strains, and all of them will differ from one another. When it comes to stimulant-like properties, Maeng Da strain is considered to be the best. It is known to contain the alkaloid – 7-hydroxymitragynine, which is better than morphine. Another compound called mitraphylline is also found in the Kratom strain. When the two of them are combined, it can help in stimulating the psychological and metabolic functions of the body. The dosage that people used take of this strain would be 4 grams for the best results without any side effects.

Mood Elevation 

People often suffer from insomnia, anxiety, mood swings, depression, and several other mental health conditions. One’s psychological state could, directly and indirectly, put an immense amount of pressure on the physical aspect.

If you are suffering from any such issue, you might soon start noticing other problems like nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, paranoia, etc. In such situations, Kratom could be quite helpful. It can re-energise you and help you get rid of pain and stress. It is also known to induce a positive mood with a motivational factor. Kratom leaves are also known for causing alertness and awareness while enhancing endurance.

Pain Alleviation 

Pain is something we cannot avoid. As per medical terms, there are two categories of pain – psychological pain and physical pain. Doctors are known to treat both of them in a different manner. However, studies were able to show that these two categories are related to one another. And Kratom leaves are known to help in easing both the types of pain.

The Kratom strain – Green Malaysia, is known for its long-lasting effect on treating pain symptoms in the body. It is useful in dealing with chronic pain that people suffer in case of fibromyalgia and arthritis. It can also be of great help in case of osteoporosis and migraine. The mitragynine compound in the strain helps in improving the blood flow to the receptors and brain cells, which help in increasing the oxygen supply to the body’s cells.

Managing Opium Withdrawal Symptoms 

Opium addiction can be quite an issue, and it is also a growing concern in many places. Handling the withdrawal symptoms of opium is not easy, but Kratom can do it amazingly. Because of this reason, many people in the West are relying on Kratom leaves to deal with opium withdrawal symptoms.

Improving Concentration 

Kratom has nootropic properties, which helps the mind in focusing on the things that require maximum concentration levels. Kratom leaves can boost the concentration capacity of the cerebrum because the excess energy supply to the brain allows it to function in a synchronised fashion.

Promoting Heart Health 

Kratom strains contain an alkaloid that can offer immense benefits over various cardiac ailments in people. The chemicals present in the leaves are known for creating a positive impact on the blood vessels and heart functions. It can also help in reducing the cholesterol levels in the body, which will, in turn, affect the overall heart health.

Metabolic Booster 

Multiple Kratom strains are known to contain alkaloids that are great for boosting the metabolic activities in the body. They can enhance the capabilities of the body for enduring physical exhaustion, strenuous exercises, and pain.

Kratom leaves are definitely useful for providing several benefits, but it can also cause specific side effects if taken in excess. Get to know the side effects as well before using them. It will help you make an informed decision. It is essential to administer them only in recommended doses. Also, discuss it with your healthcare professional in advance before including Kratom to your diet.

Experts: Boris Needs Utmost Secrecy to Succeed in October 31 Brexit

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The final stages of Brexit must be conducted in utmost secrecy and with valid-looking decoys projected to media sources and opposition meddlers who wish to thwart Brexit.

Furthermore, even after the purge of Remainers within the operating circle, there must not be any more damaging leaks unless the leaks are designed as misinformation and sending Remainers on a wild goose chase.

The broadcasting of any plan sees an immediate response from the faction that is opposing the will of the people to leave the EU, as we have seen with parliament taking over from the government with the help of the corrupt Speaker of the House who bent parliamentary rules in a biased anti-democratic anti-constitutional manner to try to stop Brexit.

Whatever the final plans are, they must be guarded with the utmost care, and the government should only divulge the working process to the closest members of the inner circle. Boris needs to be even more ruthless than he has been in the last few weeks. Everything is riding upon getting through the last hurdle.

There will be many more Remainer plots to seize power to thwart Brexit, however until the Speaker of the House is thrown out, the process to bypass the plots will be much harder than usual. The biased Speaker of the House along with the majority Remain lower and higher Houses, are a serious threat to Britain exiting the EU on October 31.

In this respect, it may even be in the interests of Boris and his closest circle to not even write their plans down or to discuss the plan through normal methods.

This country is now on a war footing, as it is the People/Democracy Vs Parliament.

Current polls reveal the majority of the country is now firmly behind Boris Johnson, and they fully support his actions in taking Britain out on October 31 in any manner he possibly can despite the many barriers the anti-democratic parliament is putting in his way.

BREAKING: Guyanese Meddler Gina Miller Loses Court Action to Stop Parliament Prorogue

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The High Court has thrown out a court case brought on by Soros funded Guyanese meddler Gina Miller who tried to stop the parliamentary prorogation.

The meddlesome woman will instruct the lawyers paid by George Soros to conduct an appeal at the Supreme Court on 17 September.

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Does it Matter Who Wins a General Election When a Corrupt Parliament Can Do Whatever It Wants?

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What we have witnessed with the desecration of democracy in Britain and the dishonouring of the vote result of the EU Referendum, which took place on June23, 2016, is proof that it does not matter who wins a general election in post-democracy Britain today because a corrupt parliament can easily overwrite any democracy.

“Essentially, you could have a bunch of political high-flyers voted in as a government, it makes no difference because the corrupt anti-democratic parliament will overrule everything they may do. The British parliamentary system has been shown to be completely moribund and a dictatorship run by anti-democratic feudal style MPs and unelected Lords,” one parliamentary insider revealed.

Why vote in any election or referendum again?

Britain is no longer a place where democracy exists, or is valued — PARLIAMENT NO LONGER REPRESENTS THE ELECTORATE.

Robert Mugabe Praised Britain’s Corrupt Parliament For Stopping Brexit Before He Died

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“I am happy to see the British parliament has acted like Zimbabwe during my heyday. They took over control from the Johnson government, then put in bills tying the PM’s hands behind his back. Democracy has now been forfeited by a corrupt parliament that any Zimbabwe dictator would be proud of, and Brexit, which was supposed to be the largest democratic vote in British history, was actually a sham, and easily overturned by massive corruption by EU agents working inside British parliament. Brilliant! I could not have done it better,” Mr. Mugabe revealed shortly before he died.

The loss of democracy in Britain will go down in the history books, ultimately meaning that voting in Britain from now on does not count for anything because the result of a vote is not honoured by a parliament that is corrupt.

The Lib Dems are the biggest proponents of anti-democratic ideals bordering on communist dictatorships and have been putting every ounce of their energy into stopping the democratic vote of Brexit.

Sadly for the likes of the European Union, John Bercow, the Labour and Lib Dems, and Tory rebels, who have thwarted Brexit and democracy in Britain, Robert Mugabe, died today at the age of 95.

The unconstitutional, anti-democratic establishment will hold a five-minute silence today in parliament to commemorate the passing of their favourite African dictator, Robert Mugabe.

Oiks, Vagabonds, Chavs, Socialists, Marxists, Angry Scots, Angry Sikhs, an Assortment of Deranged Debased Animals Opposite the Government

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Bringing out an angry Sikh to berate the prime minister was a sure-fire pot of gold during his first PMQs, as the assorted socialist animals groaned and shouted, this was a sign that any form of dignity had long departed the British parliament.

Democracy

The House of Commons opposition benches are now filled with wild-eyed zombie Trotskyite remainers who are doing everything they can to thwart the will of the people. It is possibly a power thing, these foul creatures are low-born bastardized, inbred twelve toed oiks who have no real education, and no honour when it comes to respecting the British voter, despite voters voting in these disgusting turds in the first place, but now they’ve taken over from the government, they are BIG.

One SNP brute wearing a tartan shirt stands up and starts spouting unintelligible Scottish gibberish spitting foul globules of whisky in every direction. Then a grotesque nostril flared fish-wife Jess Philips hysterical Labour MP stands up, red-faced, shaking violently, before she berates the PM with her ad hominem unjustified attacks and her unintelligible useless waffle. After a moment, a Bangladeshi charwoman stands up, says something completely unintelligible then sits down again. Half of the benches opposite the government can’t even speak proper English let alone operate as MPs — what the fuck is going on?

The fat pie-eating Scottish turd, Ian Blackford, jumps to his feet, his overstretched deep fried mars bar belly flopping forward with gusto as he salivates animatedly with his signature paedophile stare. If there ever was a snivelling English-hating-cunt, the dishonourable Philistine Blackford is one. He exclaims in his unjustified arrogant manner how he wants to dishonour the vote of the EU referendum denying the people their democracy, immediately afterwards demanding that he wants another Scottish referendum, and that result should no doubt be honoured.

These aberrant corrupt creatures, slithering hypocritical cunts and burping fuckwit barnacles fouling the benches are vile dishevelled monsters, the lowest form of human detritus that should be flushed down the sewer of inequity, to be solidly dumped from the straining puckered anus of Karl Marx’s dead corpse into the burning fires of hell where they all fucking belong.

Meanwhile, from the government benches — silence..