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Chinese Authorities Misreporting Coronavirus Deaths

With over 100,000 Chinese people infected, the deaths from coronavirus are being vastly misreported by the Chinese Communist State.

Incinerators and mass graves have been in constant use since the outbreak, and the hospital corridors are still filling up with corpses of the infected.

There are even reports of infected people being buried alive, or put into crematoriums still alive. This is a Chinese technique used with outbreaks of viruses in pigs.

Many journalists have been arrested because they tried to expose the extent of the Chinese state cover up. The original journalist who filmed the video (below) with a hidden camera has since disappeared, and will probably be never seen again.

The inhumane response by Communist officials is also witnessed with people whether infected or not being forcibly detained in their homes without food or water. Their doors are barricaded and their windows have bars put on them. The people, crying out for help are then abandoned to die.

Human life as we already know is cheap in China, where people disappear daily to have their organs harvested for rich customers.

The authorities in the West are playing down the virus, and say it only has a 2% fatality risk, however, this is because they are not receiving the proper data from China, whose authorities are not declaring the full extent of the problem, especially with all the bodies that have been incinerated without any records taken. Naturally, the Western agencies do not want to alarm the population, however, utilising false Chinese data could be more harmful in the long run.

If there is to be any real way of tackling this virus, it would need total transparency from the Chinese authorities as to the true extent of the virus infection, and recorded deaths, however it is doubtful that this will ever happen.

Best Game Consoles For Families

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Most people tend to think that video games are just for children and teens. However, there is a whole lot more to gaming than meets the eye. This is because you can use video games as a way to bind with the family and have some quality family time. That is why there is so much choice for video gaming consoles that you can use as a family.

Top Game Consoles For Families

While adults will at most times love to play online casino games, there are times when they would like to have some family fun game time with their kids. And what better way to do than with the video games that they love so much?

Wii U

This is one of the best when it comes to video game consoles for families. This is because it comes with a series of family-friendly games. And to add on to that the Wii U can accommodate more than one player at a time. Meaning that you can turn to play and even have a mini tournament to see who reaches the set target first.

Microsoft Xbox One s and Sony PS4

Because they are the basic systems for the providers, it makes them the best for families. They are perfect for families who are new to gaming and look for a way that they can spend time together.

The best part about these two is that in most cases, you will find that they come with their own games. If you would like to buy games but hate the discs piling up, then we suggest the Xbox One S All Digital Edition console. This is because this console will store all your games on the cloud. But to play for real money, you can try French online casinos for no download casino games.

While the PS4 will give you access to older PS3 games via the digital store and its PS Now service.

BREXIT DAY – When Britain Began Getting Its Bollocks Back

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For hundreds of years, Britain governed itself without the EU, and today is the beginning of the process of Brexit we have been waiting for four long years since the EU Referendum result of 2016 with a resounding, profound, rewarding — Brexit Day. Britain will once again choose its own destiny, govern itself, make its own laws, control its own borders and trade deals — things that were forbidden under the totalitarian EU pseudo-communist state run by faceless unelected EU Commission bureaucrats.

Britain never signed up for a dictating super state modelled on the USSR, but joined the EEC in 1973 simply as an easy way to trade with Europe. Over the years, the EU turned into a bureaucratic dystopian nightmare dictating body with its multitude of institutional tentacles controlling everything from our laws to the size of our pillows or length of our toothbrushes. EU regulations stifled our farmers to favour the continent, and forbade us from making our own trade deals with other nations.

“Europe’s nations should be guided towards the superstate without their people understanding what is happening. This can be accomplished by successive steps, each disguised as having an economic purpose, but which will eventually and irreversibly lead to federation.”

― Jean Monnet (Architect of the European Union project) Vaclav Klaus in the book ‘Europe: The Shattering of Illusions’

The corrupt treasonous pedo, Ted Heath who was paid £1.5 million by the EU prior to signing away Britain’s sovereignty in 1973, will today be turning in his grave as Britain leaves the EU.

The EU’s Schengen zone is an area open from the Greek and Italian beaches where daily thousands of economic migrants come from Sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East and all over the world. Gun running, human trafficking, drug trafficking, and terrorism has flourished in the EU’s Schengen zone. Furthermore, without the control of our borders, Britain was daily flooded with low-skilled migrants, and criminals from the former soviet East European countries, where these people, from some of the poorest nations took advantage of the NHS rendering it almost useless with the sheer volume of people using it for free, and our schools, benefits system, roads, towns, cities overwhelmed with the sudden massive unfettered population increase demanded by the EU. The damage to British society and its infrastructure may take many decades to fix.

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Nearly four years after the EU Referendum, many tried to stop Brexit and deny democracy, today will be a day of Brexit finally beginning, and this process, as in all change, will not be easy but it should bring a new vigour and optimism to Britain once again.

The huge amounts of British taxpayer money that will now NOT be sent into the EU budget black hole will be a vast positive for Britain as we will now be able to spend the money on ourselves and not prop up profligate EU countries like debt-ridden Greece.

The amount of obstacles put in front of democracy by the controlling establishment to try to thwart the EU Referendum result was staggering since 2015 when the campaign of PROJECT FEAR started. The apocalyptic predictions of mass economic collapse, and hysterical lies that were pushed out to scare people to not vote to leave were testament to how duplicitous and nasty the EU controlled establishment were to get. The multiple legal battles led by Soros Open Society funded Gina Singh (Miller) from Guyana, and the false lies peddled by the Project Fear mongers was testament to how important democracy is in Britain. Democracy won in the end despite these corrupt treasonous vagabonds and their treachery to try to stop democracy.

.There is also a note of sadness on Brexit Day, as we leave the EU institutions and their ghastly controls, those European nations that have been left behind stuck in the EU will now be forced into further integration into the super state and forced to join the emerging EU Army, a military entity that will pose a direct threat to Russia, and may be the cause of the next European conflict that will once again bring more misery and pain to the continent.

The Europeans are a wonderful people who have been fooled into joining this sovietized EU behemoth, and as the UK woke up from its hypnotic stupor, maybe one day the others will realise how they were fooled as well, and have the courage to leave their enslaved EU imprisonment.

Jean Claude Juncker quotes

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On British calls for a referendum over Lisbon Treaty

“Of course there will be transfers of sovereignty. But would I be intelligent to draw the attention of public opinion to this fact?,”

On French referendum over EU constitution

“If it’s a Yes, we will say ‘on we go’, and if it’s a No we will say ‘we continue’,”

On the introduction of the euro

“We decide on something, leave it lying around, and wait and see what happens. If no one kicks up a fuss, because most people don’t understand what has been decided, we continue step by step until there is no turning back.”

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Never give up, Never surrender!

The Daily Squib has been at the forefront of the Brexit war, we want to thank our readers especially as we fought for the EU Referendum tooth and nail working directly with the Vote Leave team, and fought the Remainer anti-democratic saboteurs to finally get to this stage after four long years. The fight is not over though, there will be much work to be done, and then some in the future. Brexit is just beginning now.

“17 Million Fuck Offs” Brexiteer Song to Get to Number 1 in the Charts

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CALLING ALL BREXITEERS

Brexiteers have a mission to get the pro-Leave song 17 Million Fuck-Offs to top spot in the charts this Friday, the day Britain formally leaves the European Union, 31 January 2020.

The Brexit song was recorded by writer and Libertarian comedian Dominic Frisby who plans to donate any profits to charity. It can be bought on Amazon and iTunes.

Here are the lyrics for the song so you too can sing-a-long…

17 Million Fuck Offs

by Dominic Frisby

On the 23rd of June, 2016
The people of the United Kingdom – and Gibraltar – went to vote
On an issue that for some had been burning for years
The question in full – and unaltered – was – I quote
Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union
Or leave the European Union?
It was the greatest democratic turnout in British history, I do not scoff
And when the time came to speak the British said fuck off.
Fuck off.
Campaigning had gone on for many a month
With debate and discussion on many a front
They’d argued they’d fought they’d smeared and pulled stunts
There was David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne.
Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC.
The British told them to fuck off. The British told them to fuck off.
If you vote to leave, you’ll lose your job
Vote to leave, you’ll lose your home.
The ensuing recession will last for years
Said David Cameron. Theresa May. George Osborne.
And the Treasury. Tony Blair. John Major. The BBC.
The Bank of England. Mark Carney. The EU. The IMF. The US president. Saint Obama. Back of the cue. Loads of celebrities. Gary Lineker. JK Rowling. Benedict Cumbertwat. Lord Adonis. Who the fuck’s he anyway?
The British told them to fuck off. Seventeen million fuck offs.
They wheeled in the experts to tell us what’s right
They gave us the benefit of their foresight
To leave is calamitous, that’s definite.
Food shortages. No medicine. Planes grounded. House price crash. ½ a million jobs lost. Cost of £4, 300 to every home. Stock market collapse. Riots. No sandwiches.There’d be an outbreak of super gonorrhea. They seriously said that. Donald Tusk at the EU said it would be the end of Western civilization as we know it. I’m not joking. And one more thing. If you vote to leave, that makes you racist.
The British told them to fuck off. Seventeen million fuck offs.
The vote is final, there’s no going back
Although now they want to go back and re-vote
I think we know what the answer will be
To Gary Lineker. Alastair Campbell. Dominic Grieve. Chuka Umana. Keir Starma. Vince Cable. Anna Soubry (not a Nazi). Rory Bremner. Armando Ianucci. Delia Smith. Steve Coogan. David Lammy. Lord Adonis. Who the fuck’s he anyway?
The British will tell them fuck off. 17 million fucks offs.

 

Remainer Tears to be Used to Generate Electricity For Britain

Boris Johnson has announced that Remainer tears will be used to generate Britain’s electricity once Britain leaves the EU on the 31 January 2020.

The propulsion and mass of Remainer tears will be used by power stations across Britain to generate millions of kilowatts of electricity powering homes up and down the breadth of Great Britain.

“I’ll put a cuppa on. Kettle’s boiling on the power of Remainer tears. Wahey! Got Brexit Done! Have some crumpets with your tea!”

If you’re watching Eastenders or Love Island, your telly will be powered by the Remoaning flood of tears from the insufferable pathetic Remainers who just can’t get over the EU Referendum result even after three long years and three fucking prime ministers.

Plug your chainsaw in and go round your Remainer neighbour’s house with an extension lead in tow, why not carve up their wardrobe in the style of the goddess Britannia, or their kitchen table in the shape of the British Isles.

As you pour another whisky, sit back and watch the news reports of Britain leaving the EU, smile like a Cheshire cat, put your feet up, snuggle your toes, and giggle insanely as you realise all of this is being powered by the sorrowful tears of Remainers.

With the rate that lot are crying, there will be no chance of power outages for years.

 

Bernie Sanders, America’s Answer to Jeremy Corbyn

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One is a Marxist who wants to eradicate private property and raise taxes to pay for some impossible communist utopian nightmare with other people’s money, the other wants exactly the same thing. Jeremy Corbyn took the Labour party so far left, there was no distinction between it and the North Korean state’s ideology, and it seems America’s Bernie Sanders wants to do the same.

The Democrat party has already shifted far to the left and surpassed the basic tenets of socialism to embrace Marxist communist ideals with the likes of Ocasio-Cortez who would not be indifferent to joining the Sandinistas or some other crackpot South American Marxist guerilla outfit. The politically correct censorship cancel culture the American socialists have created now resembles something from the dark days of Cold War East Germany and its Stasi interrogations.

“Bernie Sanders wants to give me free housing; free food for life, free cars, free air travel, free health care, free phone calls, free broadband internet, a free university education, open borders and free holidays to Cuba every three months whilst working four-day weeks. Who the hell am I to argue with that?” 21-year-old Emelio Montana, a fast food worker from Los Angeles told the LA Times on Wednesday.

Jeremy Corbyn, during his useless tenure as the Labour leader offered pretty much the same thing, but luckily the British people saw through it and he lost the 2019 general election with the worst results in 80 years.

Bernie Sanders however has a keen following amongst the American youth, who are generally so poorly educated, do not even know what communism is or has done in history. The hundreds of millions of people who have died and been killed at the hands of communists throughout history are an irrelevance to the ‘young, dumb and full of cum’ American youth, weaned on an appetite of reality shows and Kardashian celebrity nonsense for decades.

Peddling his lies to the uneducated, ignorant, puerile youth of America is thus an easy game for Sanders, as he wraps the naive morons around his little commie finger, they follow blindly his every utterance and no doubt will vote for him en masse when it comes to polling day. The American socialist militants love him as well, these unashamed communists are now working day and night to get this communist pied piper into office as soon as possible.

Bernie, a true Antifa hero, is ready to come down hard on anyone who worked hard all their lives to earn something, only to have it all taken away and given to people who have never worked a day in their lives by the communist do-gooders of North America.

Nasty Vindictive Verhofstadt Vows to Veto Brexit

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If one person exemplified the EU, it would have to be the nasty piece of vindictive shit, Guy Verhofstadt.

Sneering and spitting his hatred of Britain at every turn, his vile hate of the British Isles is something that will be set in European Union history. The history books of the future will write of this treacherous pustule of rotting puss, as he truly deserves to be remembered.

MEPs are set to finalise Brexit in a final vote on the Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal in the European Parliament at 6pm. Of course, the shister Belgian MEP Guy Verhofstadt has threatened to veto the bill and stop Britain from leaving the EU.

It would be quite a farce, to have come this far to yet be stumped at the post by this repugnant resentful Belgian thug. Verhofstadt is certainly not a cultured Belgian gentleman à la Poirot, but a fanatical fascistic EU zealot who needs to be locked in a cell away from humanity for a long time.

Please let us leave the EU, to forget we ever saw this uncouth spiteful monster, Verhofstadt, let us erase his horrid sneering ugly face from our memory forever.

Meghan Markle Proud of Her Pre-Op Teenage Years

Former member of the Windsor family, Meghan Markle has been relating back to her teenage years, after her dad released some lovely pictures showing the budding beauty who was to become so famous.

“I’m glad my dad released those pics of me before I made him pay thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and skin whitening,” Meghan told trash celebrity site TMZ.

The pictures were taken when Meghan was only 15 years old, and show how she has profoundly changed her looks and skin colour in order to one day fool a member of Britain’s royal family into marrying her.

“To get the plastic finished look I have today, I made my dad pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then I ghosted him. Even though I made shit loads of cash, and married a rich chump, I never paid my dad back, and I treated him like a piece of trash.”

Meghan and Harry, who have lost their HRH style, are now encamped in a Russian Kremlin-tied criminal’s 12 million dollar villa in Canada.

“Every morning I awake, I brush my fake veneer teeth, put on makeup on my fake face, and fake a smile to Harry who I am using until his usefulness is used up,” she says hurriedly, looking at her watch.

Glad to be out of Britain which is a country she detests because unlike America, people actually saw her for what she is, Meghan is keen to start cashing in on her fame by fleecing the dumb Americans with her fake celebrity.

Xi Jinping: “Everything is Okay in China”

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The Chinese president, Xi Jinping has pronounced today at an impromptu press conference that the situation is under control in China and everyone is doing just fine.

“Dear Comrades, there is nothing to worry about. Everything is dandy, and I can confidently inform you that everything is under control in the coronavirus hit area of the whole of China. There is nothing to worry about, in fact I encourage you all to congregate at the live food markets again where they sell bats, rats, and assorted snakes so you can eat these Chinese delicacies to your hearts content.”

在中國一切都很好

One reporter during the conference dared to ask the president about the mass graves where thousands of Chinese people are being dumped daily. He was immediately silenced and thrown out by six burly guards.

President XI Jinping also today announced to the communist nation that Chinese New Year festivities will be extended for a whole year to celebrate this especially auspicious time.

Remainers Vow Never to Accept Democracy

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As the Brexit celebrations come up to mark the final advent of the will of the people and democracy being exercised after three years of Remainers trying to block the result of the EU Referendum, there are still voices of utter contempt from some leading Remainers.

Of course, there are good Remainers and bad Remainers. The good ones accepted the loss of the EU Referendum of 2016, and accepted that democracy should be enacted, and then there are the vile radical Remainers, who are still defiant to the end, and will never accept the will of the people or the basic tenets of democracy. The latter group are the Bolshevik Remainers, they detest democracy, and they detest the will of the people, and this is why they refuse even today to honour or respect the EU Referendum result of 2016.

What should Britain do about these horrid vile creatures who cannot for one second accept that Britain will leave the EU? What should we do with these pathetic Remainer-bots who are embroiled in a deep concrete web of denialism?

In the psychology of human behaviour, denialism is a person’s choice to deny reality as a way to avoid a psychologically uncomfortable truth. Denialism is an essentially irrational action that withholds the validation of a historical experience or event, when a person refuses to accept an empirically verifiable reality.

Mark Twain once gave the resounding advice that “no amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot” and that arguing with fools is futile as they’ll “drag you down and beat you with experience”, as is the case with Remainers, a particularly obnoxious type of ‘flat-earth’ and ‘climate denier’ sort of infantile moron who is in such a state of denial that it may only take a bullet in the brain to stop them blabbing on and on about their predicament.

The saddest part of Remainers who continually deny Brexit, is that they somehow exist within the population of Britain. This means these people who defiantly detest the country and its people are a pollutant that reminds us daily how much they hate us. They not only hate being British, but they hate our democratic process, and they hate our right to govern and rule ourselves? In war time, of course, they would be taken away and justice meted on their heads, but we’re not in war time now so these people are tolerated.

C’est la vie..