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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

Here’s one for the books — Maggie Thatcher had two affairs whilst married to her teetotal husband Denis.

According to some lurid book, Mags was humping Sir Humphrey, and some other dude early on in her career. Sir Humphrey Atkins seemed to receive magical promotions out of nowhere despite being a useless politician.

These are, however, spurious known unknowns that are frankly not really known or unknown, so take it all with a pinch of salt. It sells books.

Remember that any event that happened before the internet, surveillance society is pure hearsay.

The Iron Lady had an Iron Grip with her Iron Bottom Lip.

 

“Comrades, great news, Britain’s quality of life now lower than Gaza”

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“Comrades, great news, Britain’s quality of life now lower than Gaza”

News just in comrades, the quality of life and living standards in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain is now lower than that of Gaza according to the G7 nations. This is all thanks to my growth budget which enabled serious growth in inflation, unemployment and taxation.

Comrades, I want more growth for the PRSB, and I know you cannot wait for my Nightmare Before Christmas Budget, which will bring more growth in taxation, more inflation, more unemployment and more growth in debt for the PRSB, along with more growth in immigration numbers.

Remember, it is all the fault of the capitalist scum like that fat orange cunt Trump, Brexit, Farage, and Mickey Mouse plus other people that we are forced to raise taxation on “working people”. None of this is of course the fault of my first punishing tax budget, the massive spending sprees on Big State salaries, the Laffer Curve, huge borrowing, stupid profligate spending, Net Zero, unions, council idiocy, etc., etc.

We said we support “working people”, and indeed we do. We support you by increasing taxes, council taxes, income taxes, national insurance taxes, wealth taxes, inheritance taxes, property taxes, we want to also bring out more subtle taxes so you will not notice your money disappearing so quickly. You are the “working people” so work hard you fucking tax cows, work yourselves to the bone in your jobs so that your money can be taken and spent on useless and expensive Net Zero projects that benefit no one apart from a few Labour higher-ups. Work in your fucking jobs so that the Big State can lavish vast pensions and salaries on its apparatchiks, work yourself to death you fucking pieces of shit so that when you retire and die we can take everything you worked for, leaving your family and children with nothing. Through our corrupt socialist system so normalised, you’ve stopped questioning it, you will work yourselves to death. Everywhere you turn, there’s a message telling you that you’re not enough, not successful enough, not beautiful enough, not happy enough. The Big State feeds off your misery, your tax. If you’re constantly chasing, you’re never present, and if you’re never present, you’re easy to control. You wake up, go to work, come home exhausted, distract yourself with screens, go to sleep, and repeat. Days turn into years, years into decades, and one day you wake up and realise you spent your entire life serving a system that never served you. But it goes deeper.

Labour’s evil Big State apparatus feeds on your stress, anxiety, fear, anger, and we have engineered a society that keeps you perpetually in these states. The news makes sure you’re afraid. Social media makes sure you’re comparing yourself to others. The failing economy built on debt makes sure you’re stressed about money. It’s a perpetual miserable tax farm, and you’re the fucking livestock and there’s no escape, prole scum — no escape.

PRODUCTION NEWS

In Sector 13 Grimsby, widget production increased by 0.0000015% this year. In sector 9, Scunthorpe, screw production increased by 0.000000000118%. Wheat production increased by minus 1,349% therefore all bread rations for proles will be ceased immediately. Oh, and Christmas has been cancelled until further notice. Have a nice fucking day.

Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate “Peace Deal”

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Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate “Peace Deal”

Amongst returning the hostages to Israel, the complete annihilation and removal of the threat of Hamas was also of prime importance to Israel — that never happened. The so-called everlasting peace deal has seen Israel withdraw from Gaza and Hamas emerge from their ratholes, and the remaining hospitals where they used civilians to hide amongst.

As soon as Israel withdrew, Hamas rolled out 15,000 soldiers armed to the teeth, and 56 administrators to oversee their version of a peace deal by going on the rampage once again to settle old scores with those they consider traitors. Hamas are also commandeering some of the aid that is now filtering through to Gaza, naturally they have troops to feed, plus they need to stockpile in their intact tunnel warehouses.

Sure, Trump made some progress in the first phase of the peace deal, but to see Hamas walking around with their weapons is counteractive to everything that is meant to be “peace”.

Hamas spokesperson Hazem Qassem has declared the terroist group will reject all Israeli demands related to weapons, saying:

“We will not be prisoners to Israeli terminology or demands. This will be a key focus in the next phase of our struggle.”

Qassem also signalled that Hamas plans to reinterpret the signed agreement on Gaza’s governance—pushing for a governing body that aligns with its agenda and preserves its influence.

Meanwhile, the US President has already moved on, and now wants to concentrate on a Ukraine peace deal; with a megalomaniacal killer like Putin intent on the destruction of his target, Donald Trump doesn’t seem to have a chance in hell.

Hamas is alive and well and declaring victory. Does Hamas still pose a threat to Israel? Yes, it does, and they are not going to disarm soon, it seems.

 

Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

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Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

The Labour government under Keir Starmer is one with the Chinese Communist Party, and when the global war becomes more prominent, and China comes knocking, the doors will be fully open for the Chinese communists to walk into Britain without a single shot being fired in defence. The thinking behind Labour is that the communists of China are beloved liberators of Western countries from democracy, and Labour are committed to the spread of global communism under China.

Much of the world is already engaged in dozens of interlinked conflicts. When we say war, conflict can be conducted under many guises. Amongst the actual military wars taking place, there are constant tech wars, political wars, geopolitical wars, economic wars, trade wars, as well as civil wars, in essence the current state of the globe is at war on many fronts.

Without the buffer of the internet, one could postulate that the world would probably be embroiled in some sort of all encompassing global war, and countries like the USA and UK in civil war. The internet, as divisive as it is, forms some kind of buffer from actual violence, but the sentiment is still there, of course.

The labour government has shown itself to be completely complicit with the CCP, and it openly detests the British people as well as Britain’s sovereign right to exist.

That Was the Trump Swing

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That Was the Trump Swing

The Don doesn’t just take swings with his Qi10 Max on the golf course, he takes swings on the global markets too, or should we say “stings”?

Traders don’t need all those stochastics, volume profiles or price action, they just need a Trump feed.

“Forget about all that tech analysis bullshit, fundamentals or that dentist appointment at 2:30; all you need to do is to watch what Trump says and writes on social media, then be prepared to act immediately,” a trader said on Monday after the markets recovered slightly.

On Friday, someone shorted Bitcoin and Ethereum half an hour before Trump made another 100% tariff threat against China. That person made $250 million in less than 3 minutes when all markets went vertical.

The Cost of Gaza – Another Thousand Years of Hate

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The Cost of Gaza – Another Thousand Years of Hate

Kill one Jew in Israel, kill hundred thousand Palestinians. There are only 18 million Jews in the entire world. There is a reason why Israelis fight back with such vehemence, especially after thousands of years of persecution. Do not blame Jews for having had enough, and do not blame the Palestinians for their programmed hatred from the minute they were born into the world. The entire Palestinian education system is skewed towards wanting the total destruction of Israel and its Jewish occupants. The Palestinians had 80 years of vast amounts of international aid pumped into Gaza amounting to trillions of dollars and could have built a paradise there, instead they built tunnels and rockets, and Hamas siphoned off billions of dollars of aid to offshore and Swiss accounts. The result was awakening the wrath of Israel after the October 7th attacks on innocent Israelis civilians.

The cost of Gaza will be another thousand years of hatred against Jews and Israelis, especially from the Palestinians, who teach their children from birth to wish upon the complete extermination of Israel and its people.

Once the guns fall silent in the rubble of Gaza, the hatred will last, from the river to the sea they will always chant, a chant steeped in utter resentment that calls for the systematic decimation of every Israeli in the region.

Hamas will not suddenly disappear, despite their actions bringing Gaza to a state of rubble once again, they will be there, planning.

Will there ever be peace in a region so full of bitterness and utter hatred? No, is the simple answer, not as long as the Palestinians live next to Israelis.

Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

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Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

Lenny Henry wants the Chinese government to pay black reparations charges of £18 trillion because “they have money to spare”. In an address during a stop at a Chinese restaurant in Notting Hill, the former comedian turned race activist stood firmly by his comments.

“Let the Chinese pay for it. They have loads of money, but due to decades of mass immigration and benefits bills, the UK is bankrupt. Give the Xing Ping Pong the cheque for £18 trillion, but maybe let’s round it off to £20 trillion.

“This ching chong Chinese food is great! I refuse to pay for it! I demand reparations for being black. Don’t you or anyone else dare mention that it was the African tribes and kings who sold off their black slaves in return for guns, booze, and blankets.”

With that, Mr. Henry stood up abruptly, threw the bill on the floor and walked out without paying a penny.

 

Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

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Maybe It’s Time to Invade Venezuela

Fuck the Nobel Peace Prize, it’s just some stuck-up useless trophy that doesn’t mean anything any more, given out by biased socialist judges. Trump may be throwing things around the Oval room right now, including some of his advisers, but hang on for a second there pal, what about Venezuela?

Yes, Venezuela, that socialist shithole with tonnes of oil reserves. Not only that, it’s close to home so not a big hop, thus cutting transport and logistics costs. It could be over in a week, or less than that, because they have little or no defences seeing as they have no money.

Triple bonus — the people will see Trump and the USA as liberators from socialism. It certainly beats eating rotten food from a garbage dump.

Win-win all around. Trump has to do this, for the cause of stopping the drug cartels of course, like he can say they are a huge threat to the USA — which they actually are… shhh.

Audere est facere

Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

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Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

The Gaza deal, it’s a done deal, just like The Don likes it. He’s also solved and brokered deals to hundreds of wars around the globe including World War II, and World War I and the 100 Years War, as well as the Battle of Agincourt in 1415. According to the Donald, if the Norwegians don’t give him the Nobel Peace Prize, there’s going to be some serious, serious trouble for them and Norway.

“Look at this cabinet. I got the gold stuff around it, see. I got the gold-plated things, you know, those designs. I got the glass here, it’s shiny, real shiny, they’re installing that tomorrow. Likewise, I just have to wait for the Nobel Peace Prize to put it right in here so I can add it to my multiple, multiple, quadrupletastic achievements,” the Teflon Don revealed on Thursday from the Oval Room.

Unfortunately for the Don, the socialist-leaning Nobel Peace Prize judges may have different views. As the committee deliberates in the green velvet and dark wood lined interior of the Nobel Committee meeting room, encircled by portraits of previous winners, there are signs Mr Trump’s demand for recognition is unlikely to be granted. Barack Obama was given a prize just for being the first black U.S. President, and he achieved nothing during his presidency, especially regarding bringing peace to the globe.

The fact is, Donald Trump does not align with the ideals of the Nobel Peace Prize and his divisive, swaggering leadership style will harm his hopes for the award, according to insiders.

The president’s military overtures, U.S. Aid cuts, mass deportations, and globally implemented tariffs conflict with the principles of international coexistence that the prize’s founder Alfred Nobel sought to inspire. The winner will be announced on Friday from a list of 338 nominees.

Mr Trump has deployed immense levels of intimidation on the Norwegian Nobel Committee, the five-member body that awards the prize, claiming to have “solved” numerous wars and declaring that it would be an insult to the US if he does not bring home the medal on December 10.

“If they don’t give me the prize I’m owed, well, lookee here. See that, those shelves in my new cabinet. The motherfuckin’ judges heads will be on those,” The Don said, smiling mischievously.

A word of warning to the Nobel Committee, remember when a certain guy was denied a place at art school? What happened after that? Do you think that decision worked out well?

Experts: Trump Needs to Destroy China Economically

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Experts: Trump Needs to Destroy China Economically

China has warned the USA that if it intervenes in any way militarily to its actions, probably regarding Taiwan, it will have no problem with using nuclear force against the USA. That’s pretty fucking serious. For too long, China has been placated by the West.

The USA under Trump has a chance now to change things. By completely removing trade with China, and ordering other Western nations to do so as well, some positive movement could be achieved in damaging China’s economy. Of course, because many Western nations are dependent on Chinese manufacturing, the damage to Western economies will have to be offset by transferring manufacturing bases to other friendly nations or increasing manufacturing domestically.

China is a serious danger to global stability, and for decades their spies have been stealing blueprints from Western countries for their own economic benefit, and military capabilities.

This is the sole biggest task for Trump that could really make a difference in thwarting China’s expansionist imperialistic programs to spread global communism. Trump may have trouble with the Labour government, which has disappeared so far up China’s asshole that they let off some blatant Chinese spies from prosecution and have refused to designate China as an “enemy of the state”. Labour have also given away the Chagos Islands to Mauritius who are under China’s Belt and Road Initiative, and have made the UK more vulnerable in a war situation. Human Rights lawyer Keir Starmer sure has a fondness for an evil communist Chinese regime that is conducting an active concentrated genocide upon the Uyghur people, has decimated Tibet, and presides over a huge organ harvesting program.

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