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Obama Threatens Putin With..er..You Know..Some Bad Stuff..

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Obama has come out fighting with his boxing gloves this time, Putin better watch out.

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President Obama has threatened that dastardly Russian Vladimir Putin with a good slap on the wrist. Something that will make him reach for the vodka, maybe a date with Obama’s wife would do the trick.

“I’m gonna do something bad to you Putin. You crossed the red line, so I drew another red line, then another one, you keep crossing the line nigga, so Ima gon threaten you with a measly sanction. Now go on git, you gotta gibsme a reason to reach fo’ ma gun, and I’m tellin’ you boy, Ima gettin’ itchy fingers here onda trigger. Worse still, I set Michelle on ya scrawny azz. You evah got yo butt kicked by an angry black woman? Thas what am thinkin’ boy, no cracka azz biotch gonna sho me up in front of all ma bruthas and sistas, Ima gon take da fight to you,” President Obama said from under his desk clutching the phone with shaky hands, this time not opting for a twitter photo.

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    1. For liberation of the Crimea Vladimir
      Putin should appropriate a rank of the Hero of Russia. Arayik Sargsyan,
      academician, Honourable consul of Macedonia in Armenia. For a referendum in the
      Crimea, world “fighters for democracy” – the USA and EU began to
      punish people for their fight for democracy and for freedom. Here not only
      Anglo-Saxon norms of “double standards” work, but it is their
      philosophy of life on the business most that. Any oddly people who
      obviously to an event in the Crimea not especially that differed the devotion
      and love for the country as a whole got to the first “the sanctions
      list” Congress of the USA. . If to separate from the sanctions list of the
      USA of such persons as Madam Mizulina, the commander of Alexander Vitko’s Black
      Sea fleet, commanders Anatoly Sidorov and Alexander Galkin’s districts and (the
      Chief of GRU) Igorya Serguna, in the American list there are people whom on
      Crimean to “Freedom wave” Special Services of the USA opened the
      representatives in establishment of Russia. Still it isn’t clear who actually
      stood behind the FC decision on “an unbinding of hands” to Putin to
      begin war in Ukraine… ?http://echo.msk.ru/users/annabut/comments/

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