Iconic Marxist activist Greta Thunberg is preparing for another voyage on a boat, this time to rescue Iran from the dastardly Israelis.
How dare they try to stop nuclear annihilation
Wearing a burqa she and her team of fellow activists, are about to embark on a mission to save the Iranian nuclear program single-handedly with some aid consisting of a few bags of flour and some popcorn. The activists believe the Iranians have every right to build a nuclear bomb to blow Israel up.
The Freedom Flotilla Coalition, which organised the voyage, said the activists were in a jovial mood on the eve of their epic journey to “Free! Free! Iran” and have already forgotten about Gaza or the previous disastrous Gaza yacht trip.
“We’re on a mission from Marx, that’s Karl Marx, not the Marx brothers. This mission will make me the activist of the century or millennium. I am so excited! How dare the Israelis try and stop Iran making nukes so that they can annihilate Israel!” a defiant Greta spurted with vitriol.
The boat called “Fitta Hår” will sail from Stockholm tomorrow at midnight.
Notch this one up as another win for Greta’s already huge ego.
Where is she now? Does anyone have a live feed or GPS?
Where is she now? If the boat left a week ago they should be near Iran by now.
I am begging Elon Musk to send Greta to Mars or Uranus. Somewhere other than earth. Please Elon!!!!
at least if greta gets eaten by a shark that is sustainable and organic waste disposal
If the Iranian secret police find her it’s game over for Greta. She’ll be jailed for a minimum of 50 year.
I sincerely beleive that what Greta is doing here is honourable and brave leave her alone you filthy fascist bast%rds!!!!
Maybe they will stone her it wld be good for her cuz she is an apostate
She will arrive in Tehran just as more missiles to give her a good welcome from Israel. Shalom Greta!
What happened to global warming polar ice caps melting?
I very delighted that Greta is on a new voyage pls can you tell me where I can follow the live stream?
The Iranians will probably shoot her for being a spy or imprison her for 50 years. Wishing you a safe journey Greta
naturally the adoring socialist press will cover this voyage with celebratory pomp
Imagine being stuck on a little boat with a bunch of antisemite egomaniac socialist woke eco and gaza activists. I think I’d jump in the ocean after 5 minutes.