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Gun Toting Maniac With Common Sense Seen in Parliament

LONDON - England - A gun toting maniac was seen in the House of Commons today.

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Named as Nigel ‘Dirty Harry’ Farage, the leader of Ukip, he was soon apprehended and taken swiftly to the Commons bar for some much needed un-sobering up.

“Every man and woman should have the right to defend themselves in their own homes. I was just making my point,” Farage said whilst on his twelfth double whisky.

Since Labour came into power all those years ago, as well as a knee jerk reaction to one shooting incident, it has been illegal to own a hand gun in the UK, which does not make sense when the criminals all have them.

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