17.7 C
London
Sunday, April 21, 2024
secret satire society
HomeWorldNew Parentless Facebook Needed by Desperate Teens

New Parentless Facebook Needed by Desperate Teens

PALO ALTO - USA - Teenagers are deserting Facebook in droves daily much to the consternation of the beleaguered owners trying to plug the massive hole in the sinking social network.

Everything has an ending, and it does not matter how much money you throw at something that is failing, polishing turds just gets you shiny turds.

Anyone knows that having your parents on Facebook is going to be a disaster, and as the teens rush off to parentless spots far away from the data mining Facebook zone, the share holders are understandably bricking themselves.

Lest we forget the sad lament of Zuckerberg as he cries out from his Palid Alto mansion, what has he got to worry about anyway, he’s rolling in enough money to buy Sudan and Ethiopia?

“I wake up in the middle of the night sweating like Vanessa Feltz on a treadmill. What if Facebook loses 80% of its users? My shares, my shares! And then a smile creeps up on me, ah, I sold most of them, you know like Myspace Tom did before unloading the lot onto Murdoch and son and watching it go into the shitter,” Zuckerberg recalls in this week’s edition of Wired.

  Daily Squib Book

  DAILY SQUIB BOOK The Perfect Gift or can also be used as a doorstop. Grab a piece of internet political satire history encapsulating 15 years of satirical works. The Daily Squib Anthology REVIEWS: "The author sweats satire from every pore" | "Overall, I was surprised at the wit and inventedness of the Daily Squib Compendium. It's funny, laugh out loud funny" | "Would definitely recommend 10/10" | "This anthology serves up the choicest cuts from a 15-year reign at the top table of Internet lampoonery" | "Every time I pick it up I see something different which is a rarity in any book"
- Advertisment -

NEWS ON THE HOUR

curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press
curtis-press

MORE NEWS

THE DAILY SQUIB ANTHOLOGY

The definitive book of Juvenalian satire and uncanny prophesies that somehow came true. This is an anthology encompassing 15 years of Squib satire on the internet compiled and compressed into one tiddly book. Buy the Book Now!

Translate »