If you win the competition by submitting an answer to the question below you will be flown in third class to New Delhi, India and you will go on a bus tour of the colourful capital city.
The five lucky Delhi Bus Tour comp. winners are sure to have the time of their lives as they are driven around the city in a bus full of leering sex starved Indian men.
To win the competition tell us how many women were raped per day in New Delhi in 2012? a) 23 b) 65 c) 89
Send your answers on a postcard to: Daily Squib Delhi Bus Comp. P.O Box 2396, 17 Rapine Street, London, W1 6DA
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I get that this is meant to be satire, but it's in horrible taste… :-(((((
I know this is satire but it is in horrible taste.