Cameron Cracking Down on Offshore Tax Havens

LONDON - England - David Cameron has promised to crack down on offshore tax havens where the rich hide their money from tax authorities



“There will be nowhere to hide. I will make sure that the tax man finds you wherever you stash your money or that massive inheritance daddy arranged. Let me make this clear,¬†we will be uncovering some serious stuff here. Some of us could be in the shitter if this tax avoidance nonsense¬†comes out, but I have arranged for the tax man to come after me, even if I’m the PM. Oops! Did I just say that? Never mind..ahem.”

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