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Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

LONDON - England - Scientists have finally realised that airborne particles of COVID-19 hang around the atmosphere for more than an hour.

Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open

GIN LANE - England - The 18th century satirist, William Hogarth would have recognised the scenes last night when social distancing ended and the pubs re-opened.

CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues

FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial pervades the nation.

COVID-19 Sheeple Desecrate British Beaches

BOURNEMOUTH - England - Hundreds of thousands of sheeple have desecrated British beaches despite warnings of spreading the COVID-19 virus.

Schools Opening in September Amid Cooler Temperatures Perfect Conduit For Second...

LONDON - England - Cooler temperatures and schools re-opening will be a perfect conduit for the coronavirus Second Wave.

COVID-19 Virus is Happy That People are Out and About Again

MANCHESTER - England - It's back to infecting humans for the COVID-19 virus as they all come out of hiding.

Election 2020: Trump Could Lose to Biden

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The former Teflon Don, Trump has been somewhat de-Teflonized since the beginning of the year, and could lose to Biden in November.

Coronavirus Second Wave Hits Iran

TEHRAN - Iran - Iranians are reporting a second wave in coronavirus infections, since easing their lockdown.

Xi Jinping Congratulates Chinese Virus on Job Well Done

BEIJING - China - President Xi Jinping has addressed the CCP to congratulate them for the COVID-19 Chinese Virus working on the rest of the world.

Lockdown End: Swarms Back on the Streets

LONDON - England - The swarms of people are back on the streets, and the traffic jams are back pumping poison back into the atmosphere. Coronavirus for many has now ended.

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