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Schools Opening Pubs Closing is a Scientific Experiment

LONDON - England - By opening schools and re-shutting pubs, we can only conclude the experts are conducting a scientific experiment to see what happens.

Leading Chinese Scientist Confirms COVID-19 Dispersed From PLA Lab

LOCATION UNKNOWN - USA - A leading Chinese scientist who fled to the West has revealed some secrets kept by the Communist Chinese Party regarding the Coronavirus.

Schools Reopening: Teachers Will Become Infected With Covid-19

LONDON - England - Children and teachers will be at the front line of the COVID-19 Pandemic when schools are forced to re-open.

Shortages: Start Stocking Up On Food Now

LONDON - England - The Covid-19 pandemic has not gone away. This is why you should start stocking up on food for winter and a second wave now.

Ninjas Have No Trouble About Wearing Face Masks

LONDON - England - According to the secretive clan of ninjas operating undercover as assassins, wearing masks is absolutely no problem during the COVID-19 pandemic.

This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be

LONDON - England - The apocalypse seems to be a completely ordered and calm, slow break down in society.

China CCP Preparing Globe For Their Population to Move In

BEIJING - China - The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is utilising the COVID-19 pandemic crisis to increase its global hold over every nation.

Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour

LONDON - England - Scientists have finally realised that airborne particles of COVID-19 hang around the atmosphere for more than an hour.

Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open

GIN LANE - England - The 18th century satirist, William Hogarth would have recognised the scenes last night when social distancing ended and the pubs re-opened.

CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues

FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial pervades the nation.

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