Tag: virus
Schools Opening Pubs Closing is a Scientific Experiment
LONDON - England - By opening schools and re-shutting pubs, we can only conclude the experts are conducting a scientific experiment to see what happens.
Leading Chinese Scientist Confirms COVID-19 Dispersed From PLA Lab
LOCATION UNKNOWN - USA - A leading Chinese scientist who fled to the West has revealed some secrets kept by the Communist Chinese Party regarding the Coronavirus.
Schools Reopening: Teachers Will Become Infected With Covid-19
LONDON - England - Children and teachers will be at the front line of the COVID-19 Pandemic when schools are forced to re-open.
Shortages: Start Stocking Up On Food Now
LONDON - England - The Covid-19 pandemic has not gone away. This is why you should start stocking up on food for winter and a second wave now.
Ninjas Have No Trouble About Wearing Face Masks
LONDON - England - According to the secretive clan of ninjas operating undercover as assassins, wearing masks is absolutely no problem during the COVID-19 pandemic.
This is Not How the Apocalypse Should Be
LONDON - England - The apocalypse seems to be a completely ordered and calm, slow break down in society.
China CCP Preparing Globe For Their Population to Move In
BEIJING - China - The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is utilising the COVID-19 pandemic crisis to increase its global hold over every nation.
Scientists: Coronavirus Stays Airborne For Over an Hour
LONDON - England - Scientists have finally realised that airborne particles of COVID-19 hang around the atmosphere for more than an hour.
Ode to Hogarth: The End of Social Distancing Pubs Open
GIN LANE - England - The 18th century satirist, William Hogarth would have recognised the scenes last night when social distancing ended and the pubs re-opened.
CoronAmerica Virus Nightmare Continues
FLORIDA - USA - The CoronAmerica virus continues to infect millions daily unabated, as a feeling of apathy and denial pervades the nation.
