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China Winter Olympics: Western Athletes Warned They Could Have Organs Removed

BEIJING - China - The China Winter Olympics is currently being gripped by fear by the participating athletes.

Transgender Weightlifting Knight-ess Comes to Save Women’s Olympics

TOKYO - Japan - The women's Olympic weightlifting event will thankfully be saved by a New Zealand transgender woman.

‘Woke’ Athletes Petition For ‘Taking the Knee’ to be New Olympic...

TOKYO - Japan - Woke athletes have petitioned for 'taking the knee' to be officially recognised as an Olympic sport.

Shark Week: Michael Phelps Loses Both Legs to Great White

CANCUN - Mexico - After serious outrage and disgust by shark fans when Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps raced a digital shark in a simulated speed test, the makers of the Shark Week programme decided to do the real thing.

Superhuman Russian Olympic Athlete Seen Flying Over Rio De Janeiro

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Russian, Igor Benzedrinksi, the 24 year-old Heptathlon Olympic athlete was seen flying over the capital city yesterday after taking off from the ground during the 10,000 metre event.

GUANABARA BAY: Brazil Olympic Sewage Event Highlights

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Raw sewage continues to pour into Guanabara Bay in Rio which is hosting the Olympic triathlon, sailing and marathon swimming events at the Games.

Superhuman Russian Olympic Athletes Wow the Crowd

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - The Russian Olympic team at the 2016 games has shown amazing feats of superhuman strength and endurance.

Experts: Zika Global Delivery Will Accelerate After Brazil Olympics

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - What better way for global delivery of  deadly Zika virus than to have representatives from the whole world congregate in an infected area like Brazil, then after the Olympics to all go back home.

Experts: Brazil Olympics Will Be Perfect Zika Virus Delivery to Globe

RIO DE JANEIRO - Brazil - Due to the Zika virus, scientists have told large swathes of South America to stop breeding, but this warning will most certainly go unheeded, especially during the 2016 Olympics.

Caitlyn Jenner Training For Olympics

LOS ANGELES - USA - Kanye West's mother-in-law Caitlyn Jenner is training for the Olympics this summer and she's raring to win some serious gold medals in the Decathlon.

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