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MTV to Stop Broadcasting Music Videos

LOS ANGELES - USA - MTV will stop playing music videos because the ubiquity of internet music has made songs and videos “passé”, the company’s chief executive has revealed.

Corporate Business People Start Own Music Service

NEW YORK - USA - A group of corporate non-artists have started their own music service on the internet(s).

Pop Music: Songs that Ruled the Music Charts

LONDON - England - The 2000s gave us a lot of huge hits making it a hard task to pick the best of the lot. Here is our pick for the best of pop music hits in our retrospective.

David Bowie to Tour Scotland

NEW YORK - USA - David Bowie has announced a tour of Scotland in August this summer his management company has revealed.

What Happens When Dumb People Become Famous?

LOS ANGELES - USA - The entertainment business is fickle, there's no news there, but it seems to be getting dumber and dumber attracting even more unintelligent people than ever before.

McDonalds Now Recruiting Latest X Factor Winners

LONDON - England - The McDonalds chain is gaining the majority of their employees from X Factor shows it has been revealed.

One Direction Boy Now Living On Skid Row

LOS ANGELES - USA - One Direction boyband member Harry Styles, who has fallen on hard times is now living on Skid Row as a homeless person, a Fox news report has revealed.

How Simon Cowell Creations Are Dominating Music Charts

LUTON - England - Simon Cowell is the Music Biz today. No need for Top of the Pops anymore, because with Cowell and his franchises of music programming, the population of the world has truly been satisfied.

Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split

LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split.

Brit Awards Latest

LONDON - England - It's that time of year again when more corporately created bland, morose, banal autotuned mime acts get together on a stage and accept awards for their marketing department work.

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