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Feminists Want ‘Phallic’ Christmas Trees Banned

LOS ANGELES - USA - Feminist groups are urging the banning of all Christmas trees, usually used in the Christmas season and decorated, to be banned as they represent a fertile phallus as conducted in Pagan ceremonies thousands of years ago, and later adopted by Christians.

Mild Mannered Christians Proclaim Jihad On Greggs Bakery

OXFORD - England - In response to an advertisement depicting a Greggs sausage roll instead of Jesus in a Manger, many Christians have declared Jihad on the bakery.

Why Christians Should Be Banned From Entering the U.S.

NEW YORK - USA - If you're going to ban Muslims from entering America, it goes without saying that Christians should be banned as well.

Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

WASHINGTON D.C - USA - From the absence of religion of the Obama years, Trump's inauguration doled out more God-botherers in half an hour than Obama's whole term.

Peaceful Christians: Let Us Pray

PARIS - France - Christianity is a really peaceful religion, its history is peppered with peace, civility and goodness...you must believe this..

Chancellor Merkel: Islamic Men Allowed Six German Wives Each

BERLIN - Germany - Speaking at the Bundestag on Monday, Chancellor Angela Merkel has stipulated that each Islamic male is allowed to keep a small harem of German women.

Trump: “Why We Need to Ban Christians Too”

NEW YORK - USA - Donald Trump has gone one level further, as well as wanting to ban all Muslims, he is now calling for the banning of all Christians from leaving or entering the United States.

How Animals Travelled From Antarctica, Africa, South America and Australia to...

LONDON - England - Christian theologians have revealed how the worldwide floods written in the Holy Bible explain the extraordinary feats that Noah achieved by preserving every species of animal on the planet.

Top Exorcist Claims He Rid World of 160,000 Demons From His...

ROME - Italy - The Catholic Church's top exorcist, who claims to have sent 160,000 imaginary demons back to hell, from his own mind says he wants Pope Francis to allow all priests to start performing the ritual to deal with the scourge of some very sick delusional puppies walking around the streets and churches around the world.

Think Tank: “Why It is Impossible For Christian West to Win...

HELMAND PROVINCE - Afghanistan - The West is deluded when they think they can ever win a war against any predominantly Muslim country, a prominent think tank has summised.

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