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Hold Your Horses Boris, This is NOT Brexit!

LONDON - England - There's a very good reason the EU are very happy now, Boris Johnson has probably surrendered to their demands to forge a deal.

Verhofstadt Busts Haemorrhoids After Reading Boris Brexit Deal

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Angry Guy Verhofstadt had a medical emergency after he viewed Boris Johnson's Brexit proposal papers yesterday.

BREAKING: Boris Johnson Accused of Breathing on Female Journalist in 1994

LONDON - England - According to a female journalist accusing the PM Boris Johnson, he breathed on the back of her neck in 1994.

“Humbug” to the Corrupt Communists: Boris Horatio Nelson Speaks For a...

LONDON - England - With an electorate being held captive by a parliament utilising every corrupt method to thwart Brexit and democracy, Boris Horatio Nelson fought back.

Don’t Fuck With the Hulk – BREXIT October 31

LONDON - England - Brexit, like the Hulk is a force of nature that cannot be stopped, and those who get in the way, will be squashed into nothingness with the FURY and RAGE of democracy and the people.

Experts: Boris Needs Utmost Secrecy to Succeed in October 31 Brexit

LONDON - England - The last leg of the operation to finally enact the result of the EU Referendum as voted by the people on June 23, 2016, must be undertaken in the utmost secrecy. No more blabbing.

The Exploding Optimistic Whirlwind of Boris Johnson

LONDON - England - New PM Boris Johnson bursts onto the parliamentary floor for his first session with an optimistic voracity that brings shame to his predecessor.

Boris Needs to Join Forces With Brexit Party

LONDON - England - Due to the threat of democracy being contravened by cowardly treacherous remainers in parliament, the Tories must consider joining forces with the Brexit party to push through Brexit.

Anti-Democratic Remainer MPs See the Wrath of the Balls of Johnson

LONDON - England - The only thing that gives orders in this world is balls. Boris Johnson is showing the anti-democratic remainer MPs that are trying to stop Brexit where to go.

Meet the Man Responsible For No Deal Brexit – Donald Tusk

BIARRITZ - France - Angry, obstinate, and vindictive president of the EU Council, Donald Tusk, will go down in history as the man who forced the UK into a No Deal Brexit.

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