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EU Orders Britain to Scrap ‘Singapore on Thames’ Plan

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU has issued a stern ultimatum to Boris Johnson threatening the Prime Minister with continuous post-Brexit border chaos unless he drops his plans to transform the UK into the "Singapore on Thames"

If the Remainers are Furious – It’s a Good Brexit Deal...

LONDON - England - A jubilant Boris Johnson has revealed a breakthrough with Brexit negotiations, as a final deal with the EU has been accepted.

Has Boris Johnson Become ‘Pussified’?

LONDON - England - Ever since Carrie Symonds moved into Number 10 with Boris Johnson, things have gone from bad to worse for the ailing PM.

“Ve Vill Make You Obey!” Legal Action Against UK by EU

BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU is commencing legal action against the UK for trying to break free and make its own laws.

Has Boris Been Dealt Cards that Doom Him to Lose?

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson wanted to be Prime Minister, but having been dealt the terrible cards he has, is he regretting his premiership now?

Gaining Freedom From an Undemocratic Authoritarian EU is NOT Breaking the...

LONDON - England - The vindictive nasty unelected undemocratic EU bureaucrats are threatening Britain, so, this is why we must leave.

Could the Chinese Assassinate Our PM Remotely Using their Coronavirus?

BEIJING - China - Communist leader, Xi Jinping, is positively giggling at the terrible fate of British PM, Boris Johnson, who has been struck down by the Chinese virus.

They Can Give Boris Leprosy, Rabies, Covid-19, or Bubonic Plague –...

LONDON - England - The PM Boris Johnson has been diagnosed to have the COVID-19 coronavirus and is still leading the country.

Thanks to No Lockdown Coronavirus Spreading Far and Wide in Britain

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson has asked people nicely to stay in their homes, but many are not listening, and the no lockdown policy is spreading the virus further.

COVID-19 Infected Health Minister: “There is nothing to see here, everything...

LONDON - England - COVID-19 infected Health Minister, Nadine Dorries has insisted everything is okay despite potentially infecting hundreds of other MPs, and the PM.

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