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COVID-19 Infected Health Minister: “There is nothing to see here, everything...

LONDON - England - COVID-19 infected Health Minister, Nadine Dorries has insisted everything is okay despite potentially infecting hundreds of other MPs, and the PM.

What Might the New Boris Baby Look Like?

LONDON - England - A specialist agency was commissioned to predict what the new Boris baby will look like when it's born.

Remainer Chancellor Scalped

LONDON - England - Blood was spilled, and scalps were taken in today's Boris Cabinet shuffle, including that of the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Sajid Javid.

Squeaky Bum Time: If Boris Loses This We’re All Fucked

LONDON - England - As the election nears, the voters will decide the future of Britain once and for all. Will it be Boris success, and economic riches, or suicide by Corbyn, with communist disaster?

October 31: Boris Has Done an Amazing Job But It May...

LONDON - England - What Boris has managed under the dire conditions of a dead parliament must be commended, but is it enough to deliver Brexit by October 31?

This is Not Brexit This is a Fools Gold Non Brexit

LONDON - England - Do not be fooled by all that glitters, the Boris Brexit deal is unfortunately an EU trap.

Can Boris Get Brexit Deal Through Remainer Parliament?

LONDON - England - Boris Johnson and his EU deal may have received the limelight today, however will the thing go through parliament on Saturday?

Hold Your Horses Boris, This is NOT Brexit!

LONDON - England - There's a very good reason the EU are very happy now, Boris Johnson has probably surrendered to their demands to forge a deal.

Verhofstadt Busts Haemorrhoids After Reading Boris Brexit Deal

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Angry Guy Verhofstadt had a medical emergency after he viewed Boris Johnson's Brexit proposal papers yesterday.

BREAKING: Boris Johnson Accused of Breathing on Female Journalist in 1994

LONDON - England - According to a female journalist accusing the PM Boris Johnson, he breathed on the back of her neck in 1994.

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