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If You Don’t Get the Hispanic Vote You Lose

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Fifty thousand Hispanic people turn 18 every month in America leaving dreams of another Republican government coming any time soon floundering in the dust like some lonely border town.

“Romney tried to put on his fake tan and wear a sombrero but it ain’t going to fly. The Hispanics are an integral part of the American population explosion. They are hard working people with a huge impetus to breed, and breed, and breed. While the predominately white Republican demographic is not breeding, and losing their foothold in North America, the Hispanics are increasing their population daily. The population explosion combines elements of the Catholic religion, family values and desire to spread their population far and wide,” a population expert at the University of Deleware, Professor Ron Jablinski, told CNN.

In a country where it is not even necessery by law to show ID at a polling station, one only has to realise the possibilities of artificially skewing the numbers for your candidate; this coupled with the massive mobilisation of the Hispanics is a surefire winning technique.

The Republicans will have to wait for another four years to unleash their secret weapon, and only then will they possible get in again.

Michelle Obama to Take First Multi-Million Dollar Vacation in Year

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“She’s been holding off because of the election campaign and Barack’s people were telling her to cool it down for awhile. Now it’s going to be party time, we’re talking world trips costing thirty to forty million a piece,” an Obama aide revealed to news agencies on Capitol Hill.

The spoils of war are now to be divided amongst the Obamas as they enjoy one last unfettered chance to bankrupt America.

“When Al Qaeda and Iran want an Obama win, you know there’s going to be trouble ahead. Markets dropped like a rock after he won. We’re going to see the deficit treble under his second term and America is in grave danger of losing its AA rating now. Fitch and Moody’s are watching this like a hawk,” another Capitol Hill insider revealed today.

“She gonna clean this mutha out. We’re talkin’ nuttin left fo’ whitey,” an African American man shouted after the election win last night.

World Fearing U.S. Election Results

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“When George W. Bush was elected, I knew that very bad things were going to happen in the world and I was right. He was a disaster,” Ellen Crissad, a business woman from Primrose Hill, London, revealed.

People around the world may not initially believe that the American elections are going to affect their lives but they’re very wrong.

“If America sneezes, the world catches a cold. The global economy is powered by the United States, and this is why it is crucial that whoever is in charge knows what they are doing,” a financial analyst working in the City told the BBC yesterday.

Never mind the economic implications of a new U.S. president, there are also the consequences of the American war machine. If a certain candidate is voted in, he could easily start invading everything he sees. Americans love war, it kick starts their economy, it fires their American jingoistic fervour.

“America loves a war president, we get our flags out and sit back, break out the popcorn and buds, as we watch brown people being blown to smithereens by jets flying at 40,000 feet over some tiny backwards resource rich shit hole dump. This, for Americans, is the ultimate aphrodisiac; remember that an American male without a gun, is a castrated, emasculated man. We need our guns just to be men, and every once in awhile we have to go and shoot those weapons, it’s a release, almost like ejaculation, except this time with depleted uranium bullets on unarmed civilians. God Bless America, I’m going to go to the shooting range later and blast off a few rounds. Yeehah!” Edgar Rice, an American freelance journalist revealed on Capitol Hill.

David Beckham Calls New Zealand PM an Eproctolagniac Cervicalgiac Cretin

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“David’s come out fighting, innit? I put ‘im up to it,” Victoria Beckham told the LA Times yesterday.

According to sources close to the Beckhams, the ex-footballer has been so furious at being called dumb that he has had the best tutors from Oxford and Cambridge university flown in at great expense to try and teach him some big words.

Professor Gerald Tompkins, a prominent Literature lecturer at Magdalene college in Oxford said: “If you can teach monkeys to perform tricks, one can surely teach David Beckham to make clever retorts. Just three months with him and we’ll soon have him talking in whole coherent sentences.”

David Beckham plans to fly back to New Zealand next month to deliver the prepared insulting speech to the PM, he just needs to remember to open his mouth when trying to speak.

Stockmarket Implications For Obama or Romney Win

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“The truth is that the Market is a law unto itself. No one can control it, you can try, but this is the thing, it will always move its own way and the Market wants Romney. No lie, socialism is not the way for America. We need to move on with growth, more jobs here in America, less taxation, less business tax to cut that deficit. If we get businesses doing well, then they employ more people and everyone’s happy. Obama wants to increase taxation on small business, corporations and ultimately this creates less movement in the economy and layoffs. Let’s take a look at what the new socialist president in France is doing. He is taxing high earners at 75% and he is putting 62% tax on sales of stock. Now that is the crux there. Obama is not one for the market, granted he had to deal with George W Bush’s legacy, but he did not help matters. Even though Obama is the more likeable character, likeability will not feed or clothe your family. The U.S. already has $17 Trillion as deficit, and has been downgraded from AAA to AA. Therefore more interest payments are needed to finance the debt. Take into account the fact that to support Obama alone it costs U.S. taxpayers $1.6 billion per annum. The British Royal family is $450 million per annum, and that’s a whole bunch of people, not just Obama, his wife and kids,” Mr Holbrook said in his weekly segment on The Money Show.

If what Mr Holbrook says is true, the Markets will start dropping sharply if Obama wins and on the flip side, stabilise with a Romney win, then shoot up to the next stage of its natural progression.

The markets have been consolidating for a while because of little direction but on November 6 there will be a definite movement to the upside on a Romney win and negative on an Obama win.

Can America afford another year of Obama, let alone four more years? By increasing the debt to impossible levels of GDP, Obama is pushing his luck and playing with the citizens of the United States of America.

A Romney win for America would be a surefire signal to the market that a real business man is in charge, someone who knows how to make money and not just give it away. Mrs Thatcher once said: “…and Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They [socialists] always run out of other people’s money. It’s quite a characteristic of them.”

Obama has run out of money, and the multiple stimulus packages, the multiple QE money printing efforts have not done much apart from destabilise and weaken the U.S. economy even further.

It’s your choice America, you will get what you vote for.

Obama Hurricane Response is Election Gift From God

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Could hurricane Sandy clinch the coming November 6 election for Obama? Certainly the president has been seen out and about smiling and promising relief to the thousands of people recovering from the devestating hurricane.

“Look what the Republicans did during Katrina. They let people rot and there was chaos. Obama is calm, collected and he looks like a president out there talking to the relief workers and New Jersey Governor. Where’s Mitt Romney, in his bunker?” a voter said on his way to a polling station in Arizona.

Some GOP election campaigners have been quietly fuming at Obama’s stellar performance during and after the hurricane.

“This is a vote changer. People will see Obama as the human voice of America because he is out there helping people. We’re still in our bunkers and we need to get out and pretend to help the people best we can, but I think it is too late already,” a GOP election official said.

One might almost think that Obama and the Democrats had conjured up Sandy in the first place.

The EU Nightmare Where War Is the Only Answer

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Michael Heseltine is right, he is the only one within the weakened Conservatives to speak up and put a solid plan to the constant onslaught from the behemoth EU juggernaut which like a slimy snail bulldozes whole nations and leaves a trail of slime behind.

The Germans, who are the head of the EU, are doing everything they can to consume as much power as they can within this Soviet system. Where they tread they create debt mountains enslaving whole nations, huge unemployment, despair and slavery to their economic might. When the Berlin wall fell, it was not a symbol of East Germany and the Soviet state dying, it was a symbol of the Soviet state taking over the rest of Germany and creating the EU. Therefore, the Berlin wall was simply an illusion, a piece of theatre for the people, because they are now much more enslaved than they were during the East German years. The EU and its totalitarian dictatorship will increase in power until there will be no freedom left for the people. It is a Soviet Fascist amalgamation which by the use of Soviet techniques like constant repetition, drums into its enslaved citizens the mantra it wants them to hear.

Austerity is poverty, this is the redistribution of wealth so that everyone is poor.

“We take away the ownership of property, your jobs and your livelihoods. We take away your pensions and your future, we take away the future of your children. This is the EU, you will depend on us now. In twenty years, everyone will be on EU state welfare, you will be given allowances for energy consumption, food consumption and your travel will be restricted. No one will be allowed to be an individual or hold wealth, you will be paid in EU credits which will be digital. If you disobey anything, then we simply cut off your credits. You and your family will thus be made to starve. This will of course create a climate of fear. Look what we are doing in Greece. They dared to disobey us, and now they are starving, dying in the streets and committing suicide in their homes. This is their punishment for disobeying our orders and laws. Greece will be an example, because all democracy must be eradicated. Democratic action is an enemy of the EU and we will crush any form of individualism or freedom,” an unelected technocrat revealed yesterday at the EU parliament in Brussels.

As Mr Heseltine outlined yesterday, we are being attacked in the UK. After two physical World Wars in the 20th century, the third 21st century war is economic. Brussels is destabilising the financial independence of the City, it is also encouraging huge influxes of economic migrants from some of the poorest nations in the EU. This is a direct attack on the indigenous population of the UK because it will take away resources, jobs and space as well as create civil unrest. The British Isles do not have much land mass and there is only so much room and resource available. To be ordered by Brussels to feed, clothe and support economic migrants is a huge strain on the population already here. Schools, hospitals, employment and the British way of life are all severely threatened.

“The role of the influx of millions of immigrants from the EU’s poorest regions is a way of destabilising and fracturing the indigenous populations. This way they are disseminated and taken apart in only one or two generations. England will not be England anymore, neither will Scotland or Wales. They will be completely overrun, our hospitals are already straining as the NHS buckles under the sheer weight of the load. Taxpayers are already shouldering a heavy burden and they will be asked to do more, as our schools will be inundated with the EU citizens who will want to be taught first how to speak English. Well, what about your child who wants to learn a normal day’s school work, well they will be shoved to the side as the tired overworked teacher has to deal with the other pupils, who are still at the most basic point of linguistic knowledge,” a concerned Westminster insider revealed.

The threat of the EU’s economic war on the UK does not only come from Brussels, but internally from our own nation. Look at David Cameron, a man who panders to his controllers from Brussels without a whimper of dissent or courage towards his own nation. The cowardice employed by Cameron also extends to his deputy Clegg, who trails yellow streaks of fetid urine wherever he walks. So the threat is not only from the outside but inside as well, as malodorous traitors to the British people are selling us down the river every day. Cameron’s Commons defeat by eurosceptics yesterday was a small victory but will be overruled by the powers that be soon enough.

When will the people wake up about the EU? When the troops march into their streets holding the EU flag high or when their jobs, homes and livelihoods are raised to the ground? If the EU cannot defeat us economically then they will do so through war, maybe Britain can borrow a battleship from France some time to fight back.

Tyranny is What is Legal for the Government but Illegal for the Citizenry

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“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry” encapsulates a fundamental principle of governance: the abuse of power by those in authority to enact laws or actions that impose restrictions on citizens while exempting themselves from similar constraints. This asymmetry of legal treatment undermines the principles of justice, equality, and democracy, leading to a state of tyranny where the government exercises arbitrary control over its people.

Throughout history, numerous examples illustrate this concept in practice, where governments have enacted laws or policies that grant them sweeping powers while depriving citizens of their rights and freedoms. One notable example is the surveillance state apparatus implemented by authoritarian regimes. Governments justify intrusive surveillance programs under the guise of national security, allowing them to monitor citizens’ communications, activities, and movements without their consent. However, when citizens attempt to surveil government activities or expose wrongdoing, they face legal repercussions, such as charges of espionage or treason, highlighting the double standard inherent in such practices.

Another instance of governmental tyranny is seen in the selective application of laws to suppress dissent and political opposition. In many authoritarian regimes, peaceful protests or expressions of dissent are met with harsh crackdowns and legal persecution, with activists and critics subjected to arbitrary arrests, imprisonment, or even extrajudicial killings. Meanwhile, government officials enjoy impunity for their actions, shielded from accountability by legal immunity or special privileges granted to them by the state.

Moreover, the manipulation of legal frameworks to serve political interests is a hallmark of tyrannical regimes. Laws are often exploited to silence dissenting voices, target marginalized communities, or consolidate power in the hands of the ruling elite. For example, in some countries, blasphemy laws are used to suppress religious minorities or critics of the government, while anti-terrorism laws are abused to criminalize peaceful activism or legitimate opposition.

Furthermore, economic tyranny is perpetuated when governments enact policies that favour corporate interests over the welfare of citizens. Regulatory capture, crony capitalism, and corporate bailouts are all manifestations of this phenomenon, where wealthy elites wield influence over government decision-making to advance their own interests at the expense of ordinary citizens. Meanwhile, the government imposes austerity measures, cuts social services, or enforces Draconian labour laws that disproportionately impact working-class individuals and vulnerable communities.

“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry” serves as a poignant reminder of the dangers of unchecked government power and the erosion of civil liberties. It underscores the importance of upholding the rule of law, safeguarding human rights, and holding those in authority accountable for their actions to prevent the descent into tyranny.

Candidates For New Elected EU Presidency Announced

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This time the EU president will be voted in — as opposed to the usual unelected method utilised by the totalitarian state.

The candidates for the post were announced yesterday in Brussels before the EU election in May 2013.

 

 

Here are the candidates for the EU presidency:

 


Tonus Blairus from Estonia. Loves the EU and wants more of it.

 

Tonski Blairi from Poland. Will do anything to get the EU

Presidency and is a strong contender to the throne.

 

Tone Bliar, from Ireland. After many years in the wilderness,

investment banking and lucrative speech circuits, he now wants

to rule the EU. Watch for this one.

 

Anthony Blairus, from Portugal. Loves a siesta, expensive taxpayer

funded holidays and a lot of f*cking power.

 

Antoine Blairre, from France. As EU presidential candidates go

he is as good as the other ones but some in Brussels say better.

 

Hurricane Sandy: Americans Realising What It’s Like to Have a British Summer

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“Now Americans know what it’s like to enjoy a summer in the UK where it pisses down with rain constantly and you get to see the sun for a few days in the year. It’s great that the Yanks are getting a taste of the Brit weather, innit,” an MOT tester from Tottenham, North London, told the BBC.

With pictures being constantly blasted all over the internet and news networks of a little bit of rain and wind coming over the East coast of America, one would be mistaken in thinking that the the Americans are a bunch of ‘wusses’ to put it in their lingo.

“It’s those Brits again, they’re sending over their friggin weather to NYC. As long as they don’t send over their goddamn British teeth or food, then that’s alright, we’ll just take their weather,” Al Johnsons, a New Jersey resident told CBS news.