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Ecuador to Teach U.S and U.K How to be Democratic

LONDON - England - When a South American country has got more Democracy than the so-called pillars of Western Democracy, the U.S and U.K, you know there is something seriously wrong.

Speaking from the Ecuadorian embassy in London, a member of the Ecuador diplomatic service said: “The British government has threatened to storm the embassy and forcibly take the Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange away to be extradited to the U.S where he would receive an unfair trial and life imprisonment at a secret location using the excuse of a broken condom. Britain is a supposedly democratic nation where the level of surveillance is higher than any country in the world. It is a place with inhibitive laws and taxation levels that stifle human existence, it is essentially a country that resembles an East German Stasi dictatorship and the British people should be ashamed at themselves for being overrun by these undemocratic monsters.”

The British Isles have never seen democracy in its true form, and freedom of speech was permanently removed in section 5 of the 1986 public order act. The British system is more Feudal than anything else, and now that Brussels gives the orders, the UK resembles a prison colony island where individual thought or freedom is punished to the full extent of the law.

There is no democracy in the US either as they are set to introduce black box systems in all vehicles so that every journey and action by the motorist is tracked. Additionally, there are aspirations for the repeal of the Second Amendment, the right to bear arms. The disarmament of American civilians will accelerate the reduction of what little freedom Americans enjoy now, and new eco laws will be introduced rationing food, energy usage and employment for Americans.

‘Democracy’ is utilised as an illusion by Britain and America so that there are no revolutions every few years. It placates the masses with the facade of so-called democratic elections so that the status quo can prevail. Which ever party wins is of no consequence because the same people still run the show from behind the scenes with the same machinary of government.

As the police are about to storm the Ecuadorian embassy and brutally extract Julian Assange, that is proof right there that we are not living in a democracy and never have been. It has taken a nondescript South American nation to prove that very point about the brutal regime in charge on both sides of the Atlantic.

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