What impeccable timing eh, one minute Prince Andrew had that squeaky bum feeling as his indescretions were plastered all over the news, and now nothing.
“Gosh! It’s as if I rubbed a magic lantern and a genie popped out granting me my wish,” the Duke told his lawyer today.
Funny how some crazed Islamic gunmen saved the day for the royal family. Time to get back to the old grind Andy Pandy, this time be more careful.
The world at the moment is not a very humorous place, and there are many variables to illustrate this point.
The Daily Squib is a staunch believer in freedom of speech, it does not have nationality, religion or creed, it is merely a mirror of everything, timeless with no allegiance to any political party, faction or conglomerate, however we are knowledgeable and not ignorant to the dangers of attacking in writing the prophet of Islam. Muslims are still 400 years behind in religious evolution and were never party to a Rennaissence or Enlightenement like the European Christians. It is this profound ignorance that got members of Charlie Hebdo murdered as they should have had some knowledge of the situation, especially with their depiction of the Islamic prophet.
It is not just Islamic fanaticism that has constrained the media and Internet but it also has been stifled by the crippling farce of political correctness, a leftist vestige of communist soviet speech and control technique.
After the Charlie Hebdo shooting incident, it was interesting to see president Obama saying that free speech should be preserved, a rather hypocritical statement considering his record of skewing news in his favour and of cutting off news broadcasters from their viewers if they do not tow the line.
In the face of religious fundamentalism, political correctness is just as insidious yet without the bullets and knives.
Feminism also falls under the soviet technique of political correctness and is vastly damaging to free speech.
True freedom of speech should involve all points of view, whether pleasing to the controlling faction or not. If we want the whole picture, we must be able to take all flavours, and if you do not like one particular point, why not exercise your free will and gain your sustenance from elsewhere instead of going around and reporting something that offends you, just walk away, respect free speech.
Does lack of privacy enter the equation of free speech? Yes it does, and under the Obama regime, the NSA in America, and GCHQ in Britain have targeted journalists and news organisations, thus limiting what these organisations can say or do. This hinders free speech. It is all well and good citing the threat of terrorism for an increase in spying but that should not involve blanket spying on everyone, but targeted action against terrorism instead. Because of a few acts from a few people, why is it that the whole populace has to lose all their privacy and thus all be treated as terrorists? This is counter to everything the West stands for, and only reinforces those who seek to harm those who deem themselves free.
The notion of freedom itself is multi faceted, and we in the West claim to be free but if you look closely, you will realise the opposite is true. There is very limited freedom in the West today, one only has to look at the recent Scottish referendum to see how propaganda techniques were utilised to force a No vote. The same is sure to happen for the supposed EU referendum, which will probably never materialise anyway.
Instead of arresting trolls on Twitter or Facebook because some ninny got offended by a few words, would it not be better to get the police to arrest real criminals and terrorists?
Lest we forget the outspoken obvious joker, Katie Hopkins who is a professional agitator, she was recently nearly arrested for saying something about Jocks in Scotland. An utterly ridiculous incident where the PC brigade started a campaign to have her account deleted and reported her to the police. The PC thought police have nothing better to do obviously, especially whilst the real dangers are all around and yet they cannot see them instead choosing to twat about on Twitter.
Political correctness is now an agenda which is all prevailing, it curtails free speech, uses a mob mentality to police its agenda, and is equal in its prohibitive nature as Islamic fundamentalism.
All Western nations must instate compulsory military conscription to all fighting men over the age of eighteen if it is to have an equal footing to the threats emanating from the Middle East and Russia.
Back in September 2014 there were suggestions of such actions which were not heeded by Western governments, however with the recent shooting at the offices of French magazine, Charlie Hebdo in which twelve people were mercilessly gunned down, there is no other course for the West.
Costly air strikes are useless, and we wrote about that in 2014 as well. Not only have the United States been dropping supplies on the door step of Islamic fighters but they have been spending billions of dollars on limited air strikes on an enemy that is transient and fluid. When George W. Bush and Tony Blair attacked Iraq and Afghanistan in 2003, they unleashed a legacy that will live with the West for a very long time.
Time is running out for the West, its tenets of freedom of speech are moot when the waiting Islamic fighters have all the time in the world to fight and fight while the West’s leaders do nothing. Limited military action on the ground will not suffice either, it has to be full military conscription for every man and woman.
If you ever thought about joining the army, navy or air force, now is a good time to put this into action.
If you have never thought about joining the military, now is a good time to start preparing and thinking about it.
Full military conscription is the only way to proceed before it is too late. Increasing military budgets by 70% is the only way forward.
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It was late 1976 and Bill Cosby had arrived on a farm visit at the bequest of a friend.
“He came in the morning, and I had my pet sheep Dimples with me. I wanted to show him some farm yard animals as I was great fan of the Cosby Show. Then in the afternoon I was calling for Dimples, couldn’t find her anywhere. Bill came around the corner and said he had just been checking out the bushes. I thought nothing of it,” Elroone Draper, recalled.
After Bill Cosby had made his excuses, he left the farm and this is when things got really weird for Draper.
“I was tending the farm, and still no sight of Dimples. Then I saw something twitching in the bushes, it was Dimples. She looked kinda groggy. I got her up on her feet and saw she couldn’t walk all that good. You know with all this stuff in the news recently I had to say something. I still remember my little ol’ Dimples, how she just wasn’t right after that episode. Years later I showed her a picture of Bill Cosby. Never seen her run away so fast in my life.”
Take Hillary Clinton’s bid to become the first female president of the United States in 2016, well, she does have a small problem, her husband Bill Clinton, the guy with twenty phone numbers and a penchant for young ladies on the end of his dong.
What about the upstanding former prime minister of Britain, a whistle clean respected individual who started an Iraq war killing millions of people, brought the UK to its knees economically and ruined a media mogul’s marriage by allegedly shagging his wife?
Don’t forget the British royal family who have had their expensive PR campaigns over the years ruined in one night by candid reports and allegations regarding Prince Andrew.
Niles Gardiner, a prominent researcher at the Institute of Elite Resource Management had this to say in a recent analysis of the whole sordid situation.
“It is quite simple, if a member of the political hierarchy or any other person of power is ever caught, it is not the fault of the sex slaves who blabbed, it is the fault of the person who got caught. Somewhere along the line they did the wrong thing, said the wrong thing to someone higher than them. That’s why you get a little blood letting once in awhile of establishment figures. Epstein was an obvious set up. These occasions also sate some of the bloodlust of the masses, and gives a feeling that there is a rule of law even for some lower echelons of the elite. The every day man or woman is pleased by such shows and it placates the general populace. These minor elites will naturally get a little rap on the knuckles, nothing too severe. Do remember that the real elites are not visible, anyone who is visible is at a low rank. The real elites have carte blanche to do whatever they want without reproach or question.”
Thanks to flights from infected African nations delivering thousands of people to Britain daily, Ebola, the highly infectious disease could be Britain’s return to the Black Death.
“Open borders, useless airport screening, and a buckling NHS are naturally good breeding grounds for any virus to flourish, especially one of the most virulent killers man has ever known, Ebola. Don’t forget that Ebola doesn’t show itself for 25 days after infection, and during that time it can be transmitted through bodily fluids. Sneeze in the underground, on the bus, touch a supermarket credit card reader pad, touch a fucking library book, ah the list goes on and on. How about nightclubs? How’s about some gal gets picked up by someone who just got off a plane from Sierra Leone or other African destination, goes back home, he does the business, now she’s got Ebola. She doesn’t know that, nah, then she gets a visit from her boyfriend, he sleeps with her, now he’s got Ebola. Those nightclubs and bars do get sweaty don’t they, well Ebola sweat isn’t like normal sweat is it? You get Ebola sweat on you, it goes in the pores and all,” a taxi driver told his passenger somewhere in East London on the way to a club on Saturday night.
The Black Death from 1348-1349 killed half the population of Britain.
Prince Andrew could be extradited to America within the next few months, but in true indomitable style is not fazed by this prospect.
“Prison is much like boarding school in England, cold, dingy and having to be careful when picking up the soap in the showers. It will be like the good old days but without the evening’s prep. One was always eager to get away for exeat, and I have heard some prisons in America allow conjugal visits, perhaps a young filly or three can visit me then. As for electrical chairs, how ghastly, one’s deviant alleged crimes do not warrant such absurdities although it could be rather thrilling, come to think of it,” the prince jovially told ITN news reporter, Melvyn Shappes, on Saturday.
London has always been a cosmopolitan city, but what exists today is something completely different, it’s a place where a person cannot breathe any more, a place where a person cannot ride on the overflowing transport system, a place where the narrow streets are impassible from the volume of traffic, a place where gangs of roaming thugs or aggressive EU beggars threaten those in their way, a place where the sheer volume of people never ends with a limitless influx, a place where the true spirit of London has sadly been lost forever.
There is an understanding that globalist pressures are under way, however Britain is but a small isle, it has little space left for the momentum and speed of the vast influx. One must also consider the overcrowded underfunded schools, the faltering NHS hospitals splitting with the sheer volume influx, the public transport systems that cannot cope and the stationary roads where vehicles are meant to move forward to their destination and not sit in endless traffic jams.
“This is simply about space. What are they going to do next, put people on top of people? We already live in thin rows, rats in a tiny box. Try driving through the bloody roads, if you drive across from North to South London you’ll be lucky to do it in a day. Most of London has also been hit by the phenomenon that no one talks about called ‘white flight’ and this has left whole swathes of London looking like, well not London any more, but no one acknowledges this fact, you won’t hear any politicians or celebrities talking about ‘white flight’ but much of London has suffered. The EU disaster of no borders has caused permanent damage to our beloved London, and of course it was Tony Blair’s Labour government who precipitated this influx by letting in over eight million people from some of the poorest countries in the former Soviet bloc. Something has to be done some day, someone has to help those who stayed in their city, a place we have in our blood, our ancestors, our former capital city,” a Londoner told no one at an overcrowded bus stop.
Should there not be a sensible policy of immigration, much like New Zealand and Australia? Instead, Britain and its capital city in particular, have been rendered as depositories. There will not be an NHS in five years time, there will not be a welfare system for those in need, there will not be a place for Londoners who grew up in this great city to live in ten years time. This is not about racism, jingoism, xenophobia or anything else, it is about physics. Small space large volume of influx at high speed.
Who says the royal family are boring? Well, most of them are, but not Prince Andrew.
“I did not have sexual relations with that girl,” Prince Andrew told CNN, on Friday, as news broke of some innocuous accusatory American court case.
Royal watchers are astonished at the negligent ignorance Americans hold towards the royal family.
“It’s absolutely classless to say that Prince Andrew allegedly met with this young lady when she was only seventeen years of age. Don’t they know that the age of consent in Britain is sixteen? And even if he did, it is no business of theirs to meddle with royal matters. These squalid yokel cowboys are nothing more than peasants in the eyes of the British royal family. We witnessed their vulgarity when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge recently visited that awful toilet called New York. They have no manners and should know their place, which is 1000 fathoms below blue blood and will never be equal to it in a million years,” Sir Whittington Smythe, a friend of the royals told the BBC.
The music biz has come a long way since the days when artists actually sang crafted melodic songs and played instruments. The year showcased some of the bands that excelled in pop.
It has been another great year in music with bands like JL64, XC-3.4 and Nx45-D.
Here are our top picks.
‘Jyzjyzejyze’ by X34-8ult
X34-8ult’s heavily autotuned voice is perfect for this 3.40 long song. The song is inspired by an exact template copy of another song which is a template of a previous song template. The song peaked at number 2 in US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
‘59870003A3443’ by KLJT 5
SDa32 is one of the strongest tracks from their album, ‘__’. The song starts with samples from various other bands that use samples of other samples of other samples and lifts up high with some heavily autotuned vocals that sound exactly like every other autotuned chart vocal utilising a linear repetitive chorus that repeats every 1.5 seconds. This song seems much influenced by xd34’s work. The song sold 34.6 million copies and peaked at number 6 on US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
‘11010100101010’ by Zzzzzzz34
Zzzzzzz34 rose to prominence with a debut single that was a clone of pretty much any album you listen to in the charts right now. This autotuned pop song with its repetitive monotone non melody was certified platinum five times in a row by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). It was also the most streamed video on YouTube for the month of August and November. The song is about nothing at all, it has no meaning, it is an ode to nothing. It has been covered by numerous recording ‘artists’ and bands, including Z12, Z34 and Z56. The song received nominations for Record of the Year and Song of the Year at the 2014 – 2045 Grammy Awards.
‘43.7’ by frt6
ddddd is one of the strongest tracks from their album, ‘xdcse’. The song starts with samples from various other bands that use samples of samples of samples and lifts up high with some heavily autotuned vocals that sound exactly like every other chart vocal. This song seems much influenced by xd34’s work. The song sold 897 million copies and peaked at number 2 on US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
‘ctrl v’ by 56748-a
56748-a’s heavily autotuned vocal is perfect for this 2.20 long song. The song is inspired by an exact template copy of another song which is a template of a previous song template. The song peaked at number 4 in US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
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