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Comrade Cameron Crushing His Own Party and Country

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Nothing gets in the way of a dictator and control freak like Comrade Cameron, especially when it comes to the EU Referendum where there was no Plan B, or exit strategy.

“EU Comrades, I announced the EU Referendum knowing full well that there was no Plan B. I therefore set up the referendum so there is only one viable answer for voters to give. I squashed grassroots Tories and expelled half of my Cabinet. I consorted with the enemy i.e. Tony Blair and the dark Lord Mandelson. I alienated 80% of the Tory party and have shit on the people of Britain and their history, but frankly I do not care, because I am right and everyone else is wrong. I am the supreme comrade in chief here, not you. I will continue in my mission until it is complete, so there.”

COMRADE CAMERON STALIN

Police State Britain: The End of Democracy Within EU Totalitarian Dictatorship

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Led by David Cameron, democracy is now a waning memory in British historical annals.

Why are the likes of David Cameron and his evil Eurocentric cronies acting like a bunch of totalitarian tin pot dictators? The answer is in the EU, Britain is being swallowed up by the totalitarian pseudo-fascist EU Marxist state, and Dave just doesn’t give a shit in hiding it any more.

“I wish to make it even more unpleasant to live in the UK. We will search your homes, listen to your calls and track you wherever you may go. We will do this because we’re staying in the EU and they make the orders here now,” Cameron told the BBC sneering down at the camera.

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The Prime Minister detests the British people, and is not only willing to sell them down the river with his traitorous villainy but he doesn’t trust you one bit either. You may be innocent, never committed a crime in your life, but you will still be treated like a criminal from birth to death.

Bringing in the snoopers charter is one step closer to the real EU plan, and Cameron’s treason against Britain and its people will be apparent in a few years time when people will be made to just disappear.

“The EU Snoopers Charter will be used to sniff out any dissent to the EU. They will come in the early hours of the morning for you wearing black masks. Bundling you into an unmarked van, you will be taken to an area for processing before interrogation and then liquidation. Dissent against the totalitarian state will not be permitted,” an unnamed EU official revealed before slinking back into the shadows giggling like a hyena.

Leaving EU Would be Shock to UK Economy But a Good Shock Say Experts

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Business leaders and economists all agree, the initial shock on leaving may well be a hardy journey to traverse, mainly because the EU’s two year control period, in which it will seek to damage the UK further, but once the chains are lifted, the UK would be set free once again to do as it did for centuries before it was enslaved.

Yes, there are many horror stories being bandied about by the Project Fear emissaries of terror, however no one is saying that life would be all roses outside the EU, the truth is it won’t be easy, however once Britain recovers from the shackles of the EU it would prosper as it has for millennia.

Britain always comes out on top whatever happens, it is this spirit of adversity that put the Great into Britain.

Outside of the EU, there are thousands of free trade agreements, whether multi-lateral or bilateral. There is the Commonwealth and the Anglo-nations. Britain would once again forge closer ties with India, North America and the Far East and whoever else wants to trade. New trading agreements can always be made up, bigger, better, more lucrative for all parties. The globe is an open opportunity and Britain does not have to be constrained to one tiny area of the world. Think globally, as the Victorians did, not closed off and limited in horizons.

Britain leaving the EU, will not mean that Europe trade will suddenly cease, as deals will continue, and even though the EU may be spiteful and want Britain to fail, they will most certainly put a few obstacles in its way to show the rest of the EU countries that leaving is bad.

The EU is most of all afraid of a strong Britain. They also do not want a country prospering outside the EU, because of contagion to other imprisoned states within its control mechanism.

There is no doubt, that there will be an initial shock to the system, but this would be a good shock, as the chains holding Britain would be broken. An emancipation, and a New beginning from slavery and limitation as the EU’s whipping boy.

Fuck the EU dear friends, and let us look ahead to good times, free, free from the shackles, the trade limits, the quotas, the Brussels red-tape and the ridiculous diktats inhibiting Britain.

Great Britain is bigger than the pox-ridden EU, and the EU knows it. That’s why they’re scared right now.

BREAK FREE! Once and for all!

David Cameron: Britons Need to Work Harder to Pay £886 Million Benefits to EU Migrants Per Year

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“Next year the bill will rise to over £1.6 billion so I am asking Britons to work harder so the EU migrants can enjoy free housing, tax credits, child benefit, free schools, free NHS and also free holidays for the EU migrants mostly from Romania and Poland. Remember that along with the vast benefits they receive they also send most of the money back to their homelands so it does not stay in Britain. You must therefore work harder and I have asked Georgie boy to raise income taxes so you will take less money home and work longer hours with minimal pensions. Don’t forget to vote to stay ‘In’ the EU, by the way.”

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Giougiou Haj, 27, who arrived from Romania praised the PM’s speech.

“Thank you David Cameron. Let the British work harder so I can enjoy myself more. I make £40,000 per annum begging and pickpocketing in Trafalgar Square. I also get £3,500 per week benefits for my imaginary extended family of twenty, and my wife recently got her teeth veneered on the NHS at a cost of £65,000 to the taxpayer. Next year she wants a breast enlargement so she can make more money as a prostitute. My twelve real kids back in Romania are receiving child benefit cheques every week and our Edwardian mansion in Grosvenor Square is funded purely by the British taxpayer. Remember to vote to stay ‘In’ the EU you stupid muppets, we’re taking you for a ride. Work harder, so I can enjoy a life of luxury off your sweat and tears you filthy mugs. Ha, ha, ha, hah!”

Chancellor George Osborne, will unveil income tax rises, pension raids and cuts in essential services next week.

Strategists: Putin Wants Britain to Stay In EU

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“What the EU does is it weakens individual nations, not only economically but militarily. This simple fact plays into the hands of Putin who does not want a strong Britain, he much prefers a weak country, watered down, flooded with migrants and destabilised internally.

“Putin is currently carpet bombing whole swathes of Syria creating a humanitarian crisis never before seen in this century. His plan is to create a mass exodus of people into Europe destabilising it and effectively disarming the EU state. The EU leaders are too pre-occupied with dealing with the mass migration to bother about Putin’s troop movements in the Crimean peninsula or along the borders of Finland, and other Scandinavian countries.

“The supreme chess player, Putin’s overall plan is to take Europe and his first strategy is one of chaos, anarchy, destabilisation of all EU nations who are now weakened and cannot fight back.

“This is why, if Britain joins the EU, it will thus be swallowed up by the EU mechanism of stripping nations down to weakened carcasses, unable to defend themselves, basic shells devoid of a functioning economic apparatus, and also to strip the country of its will to fight. The EU does this by de-programming any nationalism within the country it has taken over. Through education and brainwashing techniques within all levels of society.

“If Britain votes to stay in, Putin’s plan will have worked. Britain’s borders will be ordered to open fully by the EU, and would receive an estimated 20 million migrants, further destroying the NHS, schools, and other public services. There would not be any welfare system because the deluge would drain all funds.

“David Cameron, the current British PM, does not know anything about military matters, strategy or geopolitical technique. He is solely interested in his little world of EU bottom-sniffing, and his aspirational career. The non-legally-bound deal he made with EU unelected bureaucrats would not stop anything, and would weaken Britain enormously playing into the hands of Vladimir Putin.

“To make one’s on decisions is paramount to any security situation, and in the EU, Britain would be stripped of this further. It is therefore in Britain’s interests to leave the EU immediately, for to not do so would relinquish itself to forces far more nefarious and cause a calamity much worse in the long term.

“Putin’s strategy is in the long term and he is betting on more destabilisation first, to ready the ground for the final push. Putin does not want Europe to be destroyed completely, and he will resist full nuclear use, as his aspiration is to build a New World Order in his name this is why he is using the migrant deluge as a primary attack plan, and it is working.”

Border Agencies: Six Million Migrants to Cross Into Europe This Summer

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The main route of passage used by many migrants from the Third World is through Greece which does not have an effectively functioning border. Once through Greece it is very easy to pass through to Europe because of limited checks and a welcome policy by Sweden and Germany.

“It is very easy. I say too easy. We go through Croatia, Serbia, and Hungary. From there we go to Germany and some go to Sweden, or France. No one wants to stay in France though because they are the worst type of racists and give you no help,” Mahmoud Jahangir, from Lahore, Pakistan told Euronews on Thursday.

What about the fences that have been erected along some borders?

“Wire cutters. We have teams of people with equipment and once we find a way we are in. This is no problem for us,” a migrant travelling through Slovakia revealed.

There has been little effort in mainland Greece to halt the deluge, and the frustration of some of the migrants sometimes spills over. Yesterday, two refugees from Afghanistan tried to hang themselves in Athens.

“We see the good life they live, so we want what they have. I want house, car, women, TV. Here in my homeland I have nothing. This is why I make the journey and the people there have no choice but to take us. They are Europeans, rich and accommodating, they believe in democracy, in justice. We will come by the millions. Thank you EU. Thank you Merkel. We love you!” Abdul bin Djawal, a refugee passing through Greece told news reporters.

 

Jeb Bush: In Retrospect

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It is sad to see such a sight, a man who had $180 million put on him during the presidential campaign, and now a homeless bum, addicted to crack cocaine, glue and M&Ms.

“They threw me out. My mom, she said I was a loser, even my bro turned his back on me, as for pa, well he’s too old now to even know who I am. But no one does anyway, and here I am. Wife kicked me out after she saw me with the pipe, she said I gotta get my bags and leave. Kids don’t wanna know either. Went to the Rotary Club, they threw me out the door again. Oh yeah, but I gotta plan. I’m going to get back and be president one day, you’ll see (snorting a bag of something) you’ll all see, when I’m up there. Trump will see me and he’ll be wishing it was him up there.”

The shelter at night can get rowdy, but Jeb sits in the corner remembering the spirit he showed during the 2016 election campaign. Sometimes a single tear rolls down his cheek as he hits out a fist at an imaginary person.

“I’m a winner! You lose Trump. I’m the winner here!” and then it’s lights out. Tomorrow will be just another day picking up bottles for recycling cash.

Lord Howard: The Beginning of the End

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And so they jump ship, the reality sinking in swiftly. Michael Howard, dredged up from the 1990s Major government, a key Conservative of multiple eras, a man who even helped David Cameron become Prime Minister, is turning his back on his protegé.

Will David Cameron get the message? He was sold a two legged nag with one eye by the EU spin machine, laughed at by the French, umlauted out the room by the Germans, and defecated on by the Romanians.

No one stays on a sinking ship. It defies all logic and reason, and somewhere in that brain of his, Cameron must know this, but how to get reason into his brain?

Someone or something has to make this madness end. How can anyone of sane mind consider staying in the EU?

In a major role reversal, Lord Howard may have to put a stake in Cameron’s heart to stop him continuing on with his foolish ways.

Hillary Clinton Addresses Black Privilege

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Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, addressed the problem of black privilege in America yesterday, especially the massive privileges bestowed on ‘Black Lives Matter’ activists infesting every corner of the United States.

For such an organisation as ‘Black Lives Matter’ to exist, it is privileged to receive massive levels of funding from some very rich sources.

Blacks in America are some of the most privileged people on earth receiving vast state subsidies, free medical care, free housing and jobs even if they are not qualified to do them. The job program is called ‘affirmative action’ where employers must employ African Americans within their work force even if the applicant has no qualifications.

The music business today in America is almost entirely a black enterprise with hip hop, rap and r’n’b dominating every facet of the market. With this vast privilege, people like 50 cent, Beyonce and Jay Z dominate the music industry and have amassed lucrative fortunes.

The unfortunate statistic, that 80% of crime committed in America is by African Americans, and that they make up most of the prison population, of course is a minor detail and always brushed under the carpet, especially when blacks only make up 13% of the U.S. population. But they’re allowed to do that because it is their privilege and special status bestowed on them.

Nowhere is the black privilege more prevalent than the American news media, where if one takes the excruciating time to watch a news report will realise that any crime reported, however heinous, will never mention the race of the perpetrators. Instead Americans are assailed with the clinical non-descriptive terms ‘young people’, or ‘teen’. That is a privilege in itself, as it deems the crime as invisible. Another notch for the privileged black belt.

The fact is, after seven long years of Obama, blacks have never had it so good. They are now wealthy, privileged compared to other nations, and supported from birth to death by the state.

Socialism has worked wonders for the black community in America, and every other YouTube video is a progressive educational broadcast telling people about how black people feel, what you can do to change things, and how. The myriad of Huffington-esque socialist rhetoric, embellished with Marxist undertones seems to have reached the politically correct American populace and successfully indoctrinated them to believe the programming.

Whatever you do though, don’t ever utter the words ‘All Lives Matter’ in America as you may find yourself on the other end of a solid beating.

Historians: Trump Demagoguery Mirrors Il Duce Mussolini

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“In Trump we see a narcissistic demagogue personality capitalising on the seven years of Obama rule, which has reduced Americans into a seething pot of hatred, bigotry and racial intolerance.

“Trump is a reality show personality who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by using rational argument and is thus deemed a danger to the United States.

Warnings From History

“By appealing to the populist mob mentality, Trump is mirroring other demagogues from past history, like Mussolini and Hitler.

“Trump may deny openly that he espouses the fascist doctrine, however through analysis of all his speeches and appearances we have concluded that he is a fascist, an American fascist who abides by all the tenets of the political doctrine in its purest form.

“Building walls, mass deportations, rabid patriotism, and the clinical alienation of large swathes of the population to further his goal of fascistic empire, would eternally bring the United States into a war footing with most of the globe. Global war would therefore be a certainty under Trump as he would seek to increase America’s empirical intentions in formerly peaceful regions of the world.

“This time, the Jew has been supplanted by the Muslim, and as in any fascistic doctrine, Trump has sought to increase the Islamaphobic fervour for his own needs, to create an enemy to rail against. In 1925, Mussolini pronounced himself the de facto leader, Il Duce, of the new Italian Empire, and reduced all democratic institutions embracing a dictatorship. The same would apply to Donald Trump, who would reduce democracy in America and create a dictatorship to oust any form of dissent to his rule.

“Only the illumined can see this in America now, but the majority of the U.S. population is blinded by the Trump demagoguery, blinded by jingoism, and blinded by the rhetoric of the gutter that is Donald Trump.”

Addendum: The Daily Squib was the first to make the connection between Trump and Mussolini, and it seems now the Smithsonian has seen fit to make the connection as well.

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