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After the Coup Attempt Erdogan Reshuffles Turkish Government

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Incoming Finance Minister, Erdo Grab will ensure there will be no more corruption in the Turkish government by ensuring all tax receipts go to Erdogan’s Swiss bank account in Lake Lugano.

Army Minister, Erdo Gunner, will ensure any further coup attempt by secularists will be met with extreme prejudice and death sentences for everyone. No change.

Transport Minister, Erdo Go, wants to get Turkey moving once again, and is even planning a special lane on all highways in Turkey for the Erdogans. If anyone else is caught in the lane, they will be shot on sight.

Pensions Minister, Erdo Gran, will ensure that all old people in Turkey relinquish their pensions to the Erdogan clan and are given swift burials if they don’t agree.

Ultilities Minister, Erdo Gasket, will ensure that Turkey’s plumbing system functions well, and all water supplies lead to Erdogan’s palaces where the swimming pool can be topped up at all times.

Media Minister, Erdo Grind, will ensure that all news and media in Turkey praises the president at all times without any sort of dissension or free speech.

Minister of Happiness, Erdo Grim, will ensure that all Turks in the country are always happy to be ruled in an undemocratic dictatorship stasi Big Brother fuck hole or they will be shot.

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If You Want to Die Vote Trump

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“If you wish to die then vote Trump. When it comes to the election, you or your children may very well be called up to the army. When you land in Arabia or some other godforsaken land you will most probably die in a hail of bullets, or have your limbs blown from your body. This is war, and you will be doing it at Trump’s behest,” a military adviser at the Republican party headquarters revealed on Wednesday.

Much like George W. Bush, there will be no qualms in entering into wars in the Middle East, with troops on the ground and dead Americans piling up the morgues.

Trump’s already had council with Kissinger, and this was a precursor to war in itself. War under Trump is a guaranteed ideal.

Such is the support for Trump that many Americans are willing to die for him, and his demagogue status.

Dick Monroe, 41, from Chicago, Illinois said at a recent Trump rally: “I want to die for Trump and the flag. It’s an honour to have my legs blown off at the knee, as long as I know I am working for America’s corporate interests abroad.”

Who is to say that Trump won’t trigger a full scale nuclear war with N. Korea, Iran, Russia or China, because if he does that, not only will most of America die, but so will most of Western Europe and Australia. The thought of having someone who is trigger happy and unhinged with their finger on the red button is unsavoury, however an all out nuclear war resulting in a nuclear winter for fifty years could be a good thing in the long run, because it will give the earth time to recover from the human polluting pestilence.

Here’s to Trump. Vote for him if you and your children, grandchildren, family wish to die.

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Erdoğan Wants Turkey to Reintroduce Arabic Alphabet

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The current Latin derived Turkish alphabet was first introduced in Turkey on 1 January 1929 and was made compulsory.

Erdoğan, however wishes to turn the clock back and reintroduce the Ottoman Turkish script which is a derivative of Arabic and Persian.

“We must go backwards and relinquish the false ideals of the secularist Kemalists. Islam must be seen in all parts of life, including our alphabet,” the president said in a speech in Ankara on Thursday.

The date for the switch back has not been yet announced, but Erdoğan is conducting a full review of the education system in the country and hopes to push the reintroduction of the Ottoman Arabic alphabet by 2018.

 

Comrade Corbyn On Final Putsch to Cleanse Labour of Dissenters

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“Comrades, the revolution is on. The workers’ revolution is on, and you are not working. The workers’ and peasants’ revolution means work, comrades; it does not mean idleness and leisure. That is a bourgeois ideal. The workers’ revolution, a workers’ government, means work, that all shall work; and here you are not working. You are only talking.

“Oh, I can understand how you, the people of socialist Britain, having been suppressed so long, should want, now that you have won to power, to talk and to listen to orators. But some day, soon, you — we all — must go to work and do things, act, produce results — food and socialism. And I can understand how you like and trust and put your hope in that sheep shagging Welsh traitor to the party. You want to give him time, a chance, to act. He means well, you say. He means socialism. But I warn you he will not make socialism. He may think socialism, he may mean socialism. But, comrades — I tell you Owen Smith is an intellectual: he cannot act; he can talk; he cannot act plus he wears poxy designer glasses. I rest my case. But you will not believe this yet. You will take time to give him time, and meanwhile, like Smith, you will not work. Very well, take your time. But when the hour strikes, when you are ready to go back yourselves to work and you want a government that will go to work and not only think socialism and talk socialism and mean socialism — when you want a government that will do socialism, then — come to the Bolsheviki.”

Hail the supreme Comrade Corbyn or  you will be deselected. Hail!

PMQs: Maggie’s Back With a Vengeance

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Theresa May has been channelling a spirit that has not been seen or heard in the chambers for a very long time, yes, the Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher.

“Remind him of anybody?” the new PM intoned at the cowering Jeremy Corbyn, as she kicked his grey pallid flesh around to jeers and guffaws.

In a delightful even comedic delivery, Corbyn had been solidly dispatched not only from the government but the opposing benches.

Here’s to more Mrs May..

Dear Americans: Under Martial Law They Will Take Your Guns

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To understand what would happen under a martial law situation, let’s take a look at the Katrina disaster.

Although Katrina was a natural disaster, the response was treated like martial law. The law enforcement troops were going house to house and confiscating firearms from all households. Those who held out, or responded with violence were simply neutralised.

It is safe to say the same would occur if martial law were instated in the United States today. Although the constitution of the United States has a second amendment protecting the ownership of firearms, this ruling under martial law falls into a grey area of legality, and in a time of extreme stress, street violence and civil unrest, one of the first priorities would be to relinquish the armaments from the general populace so that peace could be restored.

It is to this end that we find ourselves in 2016, in a position of extreme gun violence being meted out onto law enforcement service personnel by rogue citizens.

If there is an escalation, for example all 50 states see cop shootings, and there is an increase in general violence, Obama could easily cite a state of emergency and instate martial law then go for the guns.

Martial Law in the United States would include:

  • The suspension of the Constitution, probably starting with the first and second amendment.
  • Confiscation of firearms; it has happened and it will happen again.
  • Suspension of Habeas corpus: Imprisonment without due process and without a trial.
  • Travel Restrictions, including road closures and possibly, even quarantine zones.
  • Mandatory Curfews and Mandatory Identification.
  • Automatic search and seizures without a warrant.

Once martial law is in place, Obama would also have to suspend the general election of 2016, and he would benefit from a third term in office.

This falls in line with a 1961 document calling for all worldwide arms to be handed in:

The revolutionary development of modern weapons within a world divided by serious ideological differences has produced a crisis in human history. In order to overcome the danger of nuclear war now confronting mankind, the United States has introduced at the Sixteenth General Assembly of the United Nations a Program for General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World.

Americans must get ready for martial law to occur as the augurs do not bode well for the future.

Baton Rouge Cop Killing Spree Escalation in Race War and Destabilisation

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Five white police officers were gunned down in Dallas last week, three were gunned down in Baton Rouge today.

Police spokesmen are currently silent as to the details of the shooting, and this is for a very good reason, they have been ordered to stand down from Washington.

Whether black officers die in the crossfire is of no consequence to the black shooters, because in their eyes, any black person working for the police has compromised their standing. This is the sort of skewed thought process that is the modus operandi of these attackers.

When Obama speaks he blames the police, therefore this gives the attackers carte blanche to commit as many crimes as they want.

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Baton Rouge’s significance lies in the recent death at the hands of two policemen of a multiple felon, Alton Sterling.

One must first understand the agenda at play here, we are at a cross roads within the global forum. Destabilisation of populations within nations either through unfettered mass migration or through racial hatred is a technique utilised for millennia to encourage change.

To achieve change within global sectors, the old must be broken down, and the new introduced. It is necessary for change to occur that there is some destruction, but this is put down as collateral damage to achieve the higher global goal.

This is why we have hierarchy engineers like George Soros, given free rein over the proceedings, and in Europe, Angela Merkel to spearhead the singular agenda. Soros is funding groups like Black Lives Matter for a very good reason, and there is no doubt that president Obama is fully behind his coercive approach to Change.

“Some even believe [the Rockefellers] are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterising my family and me as ‘internationalists’ conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure – one world, if you will. If that’s the charge, I stand guilty, and I’m proud of it.”

Obama promised Americans Change when he first came onto the scene seemingly out of nowhere, and he still has time to deliver. Whether martial law is introduced is another matter, but for Obama that would be an ideal turn of events, as he could continue his program of Change.

The tragic deaths of serving policemen and women is a direct result of Change in America, and the president applauds their sacrifice in the process of change.

Obama loves this, he is enjoying every minute of it, and we may see some escalation sooner than later, because America is a seething tinderbox ready to go off at any moment. The fuse has finally been lit but there may still be a few more weeks or months before the real game begins.

Thanks to Theresa May Scotland Will Now Block Article 50

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It only took a few days for the ineffectual Theresa May to go and hand SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon a major bargaining chip against Brexit.

What May has done is she has effectively handed over the onus for Brexit to 62% of Scots, ignoring the majority of the United Kingdom.

All the hard work was thus for absolutely nothing and the majority of the UK is being ignored for the likes of Scotland, a moribund economically morose sector of Britain.

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Scotland has no mandate, but Theresa May has already shown her cards, and cannot be trusted as she is working for the Remain side.

Mrs May is putting the wishes of the majority of people who voted for Brexit second to those of Scottish nationalists and this is a shameful betrayal of the will of the people.

Why did Theresa May set up a Brexit department if she is now handing over the power to trigger Article 50 to Nicola Sturgeon?

As far as we can see there will not be a Brexit as the Scots will stall for years.

Thank you Theresa May. You’re about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit.

Nice Terror Attack: What Happens Next? Emergency Plan

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The atrocity that occurred on Thursday night will have repercussions in France.

EMERGENCY PLAN

  1. There will be cartoons from cartoonists decrying the attack.
  2. Facebook will put on special filters to commemorate the attack on Nice and Twitter will introduce a special hash tag for the occasion, something like #Pray for Nice.
  3. Landmark buildings will be lit up in French tricolor colours.
  4. There will be the required gratuitous shots of women crying on television.
  5. Wait for the next attack
  6. Repeat steps 1-5

Fake Coup: Turk Army Plotters Couldn’t Organise a Barbecue in a Kebab Shop

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In what has been shown to be a pathetic attempt at a coup against Turkey’s undemocratic despot of a president Erdogan, the limited Turkish army coup is a lame example of cowardice and surrender.

Images of coup soldiers surrendering to members of the pro-Erdogan factions is a sad stain on the image of a military broken down by years of cuts by the president, who has emasculated the army of its power.

To recapture Turkey’s secularist vision of governance as espoused by the founder of the Turkish republic, Kemal Ataturk, it is imperative that the Islamist Erdogan is removed from office by any means possible, but next time there has to be a complete military coup and not a limited one.

Why is a military coup in Turkey necessary? Because Erdogan has closed off all democratic discourse in the media and skewed everything to his propaganda. You cannot have so-called ‘democratic’ elections under authoritarian thug rule such as Erdogan’s non-inclusive regime of fear and totalitarian control where free speech is criminalised. The current despotic Erdogan thus has no mandate as president and is pushing Turkey towards an extremist Islamist regime.

One could also argue that this coup attempt was also a well planned fake to bolster Erdogan’s popularity. The way the soldiers surrendered so easily is an indication that this was not a real coup and was a theatrical production organised by Erdogan to not only increase his popularity but to purge and emasculate the Turkish military further.

Whatever the reason for the coup, it is a certainty that the Turkish military now looks very weak on the world stage.

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