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Labour Party: Angela Gaffe Eagle Above Satire

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“We’ve got a rug muncher after Corbyn’s blood. She’s like a rabid mosquito with a shrieking whiny voice that screams every time she opens her awful gaffe prone mouth,” one Labourite said describing Angela Eagle.

One could say the Labour party is a very dangerous political entity, because it is very hard to get rid of rogue leaders once they are entrenched within the framework. The party is trying everything to get rid of Jeremy Corbyn but nothing is working.

Will Angela Eagle succeed in her voracious pursuit of Corbyn and his multitude of followers? Let us sincerely hope not because having to listen to her awful shrill voice all day long will make people literally commit suicide.

“What an awful woman Angela Eagle is. I’d rather stick spikes in my ears than listen to her speak another word, common as muck, she probably squats behind the podium and lets one out before her performance. A bull dyke Rottweiler on acid, someone needs to shut that awful noise up sharpish,” another desperate Labour reveller said holding his ears.

Foreign Office: BoJo Strikes Gold

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What was Boris to do? But look at him now, the cat that got the cream. The new PM, Theresa May has given BoJo a plummy job as Foreign Secretary, and this is a reward befitting such a colourful character as Boris.

One can imagine his tongue falling out on the table when he was summoned up yesterday knowing full well he would be awarded a Cabinet role.

First things first, poor old Boris had to extricate that dastardly dagger from his back, and there were many pulls until it was finally out. Why not stick it in the slime ball Osborne or that calculating Machiavelli Gove. Well, looks like Boris won’t have to as George Gideon Osborne has been unceremoniously sacked as Chancellor and Gove is nowhere to be seen, a pariah in the Conservative party.

Ah, Foreign Secretary, travelling to all these exotic places, dinner, and of course a different flavour of pussy cat at every destination.

Well done Boris.

Goodbye Dodgy Dave You Will Not Be Missed

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The only accomplishment David Cameron is worthy of acknowledgement was his reluctant acceptance of a promised EU referendum, otherwise he will be known as a wishy-washy socialist PR man with little truth in his actions. Modelled on Tony Blair, David Cameron is the consummate liar who treated the British people and Britain’s sovereignty with contempt and disdain during his short tenure.

One of the greatest crimes committed on Britain by David Cameron has been the indignity foisted upon the armed forces, under his tenure they have been stripped to the bone and are a basic shell of what they used to be. Cameron’s actions have left Britain weak in International standing and vulnerable to outside attack.

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Cameron, a staunch Europhile, conducted a treacherous EU referendum campaign utilising government departments and the BBC against the public to effectively commit treason. The daily scaremongering stories pumped incessantly into the media by Cameron and the bulbous nosed Chancellor Osborne were a disgrace to politics and Britain. It’s a good thing his dirty tricks were revealed and seen through by the majority of the British people who subsequently voted to leave the EU.

Not only has Cameron betrayed his country and was willing to sell out the United Kingdom for a pittance to Brussels, but he has betrayed his own party. His actions split the Conservative party and it may never recover.

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Naturally, the perpetually out-of-touch Cameron, on his way out, is claiming he saved the UK economy from certain Labour destruction. Yes, of course taking away budgets from the most vulnerable in society will bring more money into the coffers, but the truth is Britain’s budget deficit has risen under the Cameron government and Britain has been forced to borrow more to shore up the budget black hole.

Cameron tried to renege on his EU referendum promise many times, but his election depended on the promise, and this is the only reason he was elected in in the first place. If Labour had won under the insipid Marxist Ed Miliband, there would not have been an EU referendum, and the country would have been condemned to another worthless profligate Labour nightmare made worse by being under the EU, so that is the only thing Cameron was useful for. Although Cameron agreed to an EU referendum, he never in his wildest dreams thought the result would be to leave, and his arrogance got the better of him in the end.

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The disparity between the Labour socialists and David Cameron’s ideology are too thin, microscopic to even be labelled as different, and this is why Cameron is the Conservative’s premier fully socialist prime minister. If one digs deeper, Cameron is most certainly a Marxist at heart, because he was willing to betray Britain to the EU Marxist construct. Cameron was willing to throw away Britain’s currency, its armed forces, the monarchy, and ultimately its sovereignty to Brussels. For this alone, he will go down in British history as a treacherous appeaser to the Soviet EU and its Marxist ideologies of collectivism and complete totalitarian control.

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David Cameron, is a weasel who nearly took Britain into an EU nightmare, who willingly lied to the British people with a £9 million taxpayer funded propaganda leaflet and used government institutions and experts to try to push his treachery onto the voting public. Cameron colluded with business leaders when he was meant to be negotiating with the EU thus misleading parliament. He extended the voter registration period so more Remain voters could vote. He was responsible for EU citizens being sent polling cards for the EU referendum. He was responsible for dodgy instructions urging voters to tick the remain box on postal voting cards.

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You are a disgrace, a shameful duplicitous disgrace to the nation and if Britain were at a time of war, you would be detained for High Treason.

We shall never forget what you tried to do to the UK.

Never forget!

 

Black Lives Only Matter if Shot By White Cops

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Most blacks die from being shot by other blacks, and their lives don’t seem to matter.

It’s only when a black is shot by a white policeman that his life seems to have some worth amongst the black community and left wing activists.

LaQuan DeShawn III, a gang member from Chicago revealed: “A black person’s life is worthless in America unless he get shot by a white cop. I could go out into the hood right now and shoot three or four niggas. Black Lives Matter crew would not want to know. I could call ’em up and show them the video, they still would not want to know. That’s because a, I’m black, and b, I ain’t a white cop.”

93% of black homicide  victims from 1980 through 2008 were killed by black offenders

The Soros funded BLM group are only interested in blacks who die at the hands of white policemen, they are not interested in the fact that black on black crime is by far the largest element of national statistics.

It is this inherent hypocrisy which defines Black Lives Matter, and all the other offshoot left wing groups.

By only singling out a very small minority in black deaths, groups like BLM relegate all other black deaths to nothing.

Over the past 35 years in America, an estimated 324,000 blacks have been killed at the hands of fellow blacks.

Au Revoir Leadsom Hello May

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The augurs did not bode well from the beginning, and although Leadsom was a worthy Brexiteer, the underlying forces under Theresa May were far stronger.

There are however fears of a watered down Brexit, as May is the choice of Cameron and Osborne, but this ‘difficult lady’ is maybe what is needed under the challenging circumstances we all find ourselves in.

Could Leadsom have done the job? Probably not, simply borne of the fact that no one really knows who Leadsom is, and she had no real experience within high government.

Britain will soon have its second female PM, an accompaniment to a coming female U.S president, a female German Chancellor, a female IMF head, and a female head of the Federal Reserve. Either things are going very well in the world, or this is reason to believe that we’re all fucked.

Hail Theresa May! You better do a proper Brexit or you’ll have to deal with some very angry people amongst the population including members of the Daily Squib armed with custard pies.

Black Lives Matter: African Americans Committing Majority of Crimes

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The statistics speak for themselves. African Americans make up only 13% of the U.S population yet according to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People(NAACP), African Americans constitute nearly 1 million of the total 2.3 million incarcerated population, and have nearly six times the incarceration rate of whites.

Most gun crime is committed by African Americans. The firearm homicide rate among black men aged 20-29 is about 89 per 100,000. To put that fact in some international perspective, in Honduras—the country with the highest recorded homicide rate—there were 90.4 intentional murders per 100,000 people in 2012. That includes all means, not just firearm homicides.

Most violent crime is committed by African Americans. During the 2012/2013 period, blacks committed an average of 560,600 violent crimes against whites, whereas whites committed only 99,403 such crimes against blacks. This means blacks were the attackers in 84.9 percent of the violent crimes involving blacks and whites.

Most black on black gang violence. Chicago: 75% of murdered are black, 71% of murderers are black.

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There is no doubt, and the statistics reveal quite clearly that African Americans commit a vast amount of crime in America.

According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, despite making up 13% of the U.S. population, African Americans committed 52 per cent of homicides recorded in the data between 1980 and 2008.

It is also a logical conclusion that through the sheer amount of crime African Americans generate in America, that they come into contact with law enforcement who try to stop them committing all these crimes.

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To argue that African Americans are unfairly targeted by law enforcement is a false argument, because it is the African Americans who create the violence and crime in the first place.

It therefore should be the onus of the African Americans to stop their crime and violent behaviour and robbery before being left alone by law enforcement.

You create this, and it is not the other way around.

African Americans are the creators of their own fate.

When Will the Real America Wake UP?

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How many police officers have to die, shot to death needlessly in the line of duty for anything to happen?

Any traffic stop or any meeting in the public could turn out deadly and this is why the U.S police are so touchy when dealing with incidents.

We must think of these police officers and their families who have seen immense tragedy in only a single day.

Five policemen were killed, and eleven seriously injured.

Where is the real America? Where are the real Americans who love their country? Are you asleep or are you awake to what is going on?

There is a crossroads. You can take one road and find peace, or you can take the same path you have taken time and time again and remain in tortuous pain.

There are many who feel entitled, they feel entitled to commit crimes over and over again and when they are stopped and questioned by officers of the law they blame other factors to their incarceration. These people feel entitled and they feel as if they are owed something they never earned. They feel anger towards the police when it is their own problem and nothing to do with the police.

To all of you who feel you are entitled to special treatment purely because of reasons you percieve, you are not entitled. You have to work like any other person irrespective of birth. You have to get an education, get a job and look after your own family not relying on the state or life of crime.

Until these ideals are instilled in some factions of the community there will be a constant drag on society, where those who are left behind, uneducated, ignorant and perpetually angry cause more mayhem than is worth.

You are not entitled to anything. Get a job. Get an education. Educate your family. Instil the tenets of hard work. You are not owed anything.

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Eye For an Eye: BLM Allegiance Snipers Murder Five Police

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America could now be entering a time of guerrilla warfare brought on by a series of murders by snipers killing five serving policemen, injuring eleven.

After the high profile deaths of two African American males on Thursday, it seems that anything goes.

This new stage in American racial tensions is a well organised operation conducted by individuals whose sole purpose is to murder and maim police officers.

The folly of such an operation is that the police officers in Dallas or any other city in America have nothing to do with any African American deaths that occurred recently and to target them is simply an act of extreme stupidity.

Police officers, especially in America, put their lives at risk every day in service to the public and this act of needless aggression by these internal terrorists is a very dangerous precedent in public civility.

All the shooters are known to be African American.

 

Remain Voters Welcome in Siberia Says Putin

 

 

Russian president Vladimir Putin is offering those who voted to remain in the EU, a plot of land in the Siberian peninsula of Yamal.

Speaking from his dacha, the president said he is willing to offer the remainers sanctuary from the Britain they hate so much.

Each ex-patriot will receive a plot of land equalling 20 hectares of frozen tundra land so they cannot grow crops or tend to livestock.

“We give you a hut on your plot of land and what you do with it is your own business. You can hunt reindeer sometimes,” a Russian official revealed on Thursday.

The Yamal peninsula has many sink holes so Europhiles will have to be careful while taking those long cold walks in the permafrost landscape.

In addition to the sink holes, there are large deposits of natural methane gas which sometimes leak from the ground, so be careful lighting up those cigars.

To apply for a plot of land, all Remain voters have to do is travel to Novyy Urengoi with your bags and speak to someone about getting your free land.

Good Luck

Gove Falls On His Own Sword

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Gove’s major mistake was the calculated front stage assassination of Boris Johnson which was deemed brutally ruthless even for Conservative standards of cruelty. For a start, if you’re going to take someone out, you need to do it without others knowing you were responsible, and although the Boris Johnson hit had the fingerprints of Osborne all over the knife, we only saw Gove digging the dagger in.

There are also elements of class involved within the murderous fight to the top, where Johnson’s Eton class is deemed above that of Gove, it is seen as inconceivable to have him brought down by the lower Gove. This naturally did not play well in the scheme of things.

Michael Gove will most probably have ample time to think during his summer holiday with his friend George Osborne and their respective families.

We are now stuck with a Theresa May candidate who will probably not trigger Article 50 and is a Remainer, and Andrea Leadsom, who we know very little about apart from her soft stance towards a Brexit that may never actually happen and a dubious CV.

The dangers of referenda is that they are at risk of events that occur after they happen. We have seen numerous times where referendums in Europe have been overturned or derailed by the political class, and as soon as Cameron resigned he calculated there would be upheaval thus resulting in an opportunity to ruin the EU referendum result and halt a Brexit.

As far as we can see, there will not be a Brexit anytime soon, simply for the reason that there are no candidates who will exercise it. If by some off chance there is a Brexit, it will be a watered down affair where there will be an increase in migration and ties to the EU regulatory laws will not be cut.

We could of course have an overt looking Brexit, with covert control from Brussels. This is the colonial model, where Imperialistic governments looked like they ceded control to a national government yet still were at the centre of governmental and economic control.

Call it a stitch up, these last few months have all been a theatrical waste of time and have achieved pretty much nothing.

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