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Britain Must Repeal the 1972 European Communities Act Immediately

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There should be no more half measures, or shady deals done in back rooms that will effectively keep Britain dangling in a losing EU. We must leave immediately and become decisive.

Does Theresa May have the balls to start proceedings immediately? Probably not, because she technically does not have balls, but we need someone who does have the gumption and balls to do the job effectively.

Bring on John Redwood or Daniel Hannan or Nigel Farage, come forward and repeal the 1972 European Communities Act, we must take back our own constitutional rights to withdraw from the European Union.

Ignoring the pipsqueak Sturgeon, who has no power to do anything without Britain, we must forge ahead as quickly and decisively as possible.

Theresa May, if she wishes to channel Thatcher, must be decisive and strong, to withdraw from the EU immediately so we can take back full control of our laws and trade, we must stop paying Brussels their blood money, we must act with haste and determination.

Do it now.

John Redwood the Only Vanguard Brexiteer?

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Out of all Brexiteers, John Redwood has been pretty much the only one who is shouting the loudest when the unjust, undemocratic whining cheating Remain camp or EU come up with another idea to foil Brexit.

Redwood is certainly right in saying that Britons did not vote for a “slightly beefed-up version” of David Cameron’s attempted renegotiation with the EU.

He writes: “We voted to leave, to take back control of our laws, our money and our borders. Those phrases were repeated throughout the Leave campaign, heard and understood by many, and approved by the majority of voters.

“The rest of the EU is missing the point. There should  be no negotiation over taking back control of these important matters.

“When the Conservatives lost the 2005 election – partly based on Labour’s lie of no more boom and bust – we did not try to overturn the election result, take them to court, or demand a re-run! We accepted the verdict of the UK voters.”

Exactamundo! As the Fonz would say.

We voted to Get the Fuck Out of the EU. OUT! GO! GONE! VAMOOSE! AUS!

As for Theresa May saying she wants to ‘please everybody’, that is an impossibility. The majority of the people in the UK voted to LEAVE the EU, and there are going to be some sour faces around but that’s life, get over it, have a cream soda.

We are now in serious danger of having our democracy violated not only by the EU but the traitorous Remain whiners who don’t understand democracy. You have a vote, whoever wins wins. That’s it. You don’t have another vote just because you lost, that is wrong, that is cheating, that is a violation of democracy.

Remain lost the vote. Get over it. You wanted Britain to stay in some dystopian soviet EU stasi nightmare where even greater union would be foisted on Britain and its sovereignty wiped from the face of the earth. Remain people are deluded, they are willing slaves to the Eurocrats, they are brainwashed idiots each and every one of them, contemptible scum not even worthy of pity.

If there was a state of war right now, all those who voted Remain would be put in camps, because they cannot be trusted, they are nothing but traitors. All their names have been taken.

As for Scotland, yes, they had a 60% Remain vote, but 40% of Scots are not vindictive English hating racists. When the Scots voted for independence they were effectively voting to leave the EU, but funny thing is they did not have a problem with it then. The majority of Scots are bitterly jealous of the English, and they are foisting their own failures as a nation onto voting in referendums. Scotland is blighted by alcoholism, poor diet, unemployment, drugs and a vast hatred for England all rolled into one sickbag of a benefits economy not worth anything. The EU referendum result was the whole United Kingdom voting, and it does not matter that most Scots voted for Remain out of spite, the whole UK emphatically voted to LEAVE the EU.

Brexit means Brexit. Deal with it.

 

An Ode to the Deafening Silence of Gove

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Yes, Michael Gove, the man with the Brexit plan was ousted from government, he was thrown into the political wilderness, otherwise known as the backbenches but where are you now Gove, where are those Brexit dreams seemingly watered down with so much empty rhetoric from the Theresa May coalition of Remainers and Brexiteers?

Come forth O backstabbing brainbox Gove with thou unequivocal computer mind, index the data and tell us what the next fucking step is in the proceedings.

No one else seems to know anything of substance in the current government, it seems as if the dream of Brexit that became a reality for a fleeting moment has once again taken flight as the incessantly moaning Remainers take over the media and eviscerate the dream, waiting for public mood to change.

Gove, your real parents somewhere in the ether, and your adopted parents, all from Scotland, they see you, but don’t really see you. This Sturgeon, a hater of the English of which you have adopted, wants to spite Britain, she wants to ruin not only Scotland but to Bannockburn the English once and for all.

Rise up from the ashes O mighty erudite Gove, put back on your big round head those glasses and compute the data for us. Bring us out of this malaise so that we can trigger Article 50 and do what is necessary to halt unfettered EU migration yet still keep us in trade.

The traitorous vipers, and greed fuelled lawyers are already out to contest the will of the majority of Britain with legal spanners in the works.

The tawdry Remainers within the government still want to slow things down further, to put obstacles subtly in the way of any negotiation.

Do something for fucks sake or Britain will never get out of the horrible nightmare of the EU.

Munich Massacre UPDATE: Iranian Shoots Innocent Shoppers

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Although there is a news blackout in Munich, a right wing team of operative/s have gone on a shooting spree at a shopping zone.

Ten people have been shot and killed, and the indications point to a right wing neo-nazi operation targeting Muslims and Turks in Germany after shouting to onlookers that he was German. Further information reveals the attacker was of German-Iranian descent which suggests he was a provocateur shouting disinformation.

Munich Massacre

Due to the migratory pressures in the country over the last few years, and the open door policy espoused by Chancellor Merkel, there has been much hatred of migrants in Germany.

There is a lot of pressure within Europe right now, on one level there are an estimated 5,000 Jihadi cells who came into the continent freely through the Schengen zone according to EUROPOL, and on the other side, homegrown people who follow right wing nationalistic traits wishing to commit terror atrocities on migrants.

UPDATE: German authorities have finally released some information on the attacker who is believed to be an Iranian born in Germany. 

HOT: Were You at the RNC Young Turks Infowars Roast?

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Republican National Convention Dysfunction

On the left were the Young Turks, and on the right Alex Jones.

These two so-called media establishments are American staples in low quality trigger politics, and in Alex Jones’ case conspiracy provocation. Americans thrive on the lowest common denominator of shouting the news. For a population of predominantly low IQ idiots, this is the height of intelligent discourse.

Baiting

The well orchestrated attack by the Infowars Jones team was captured on camera and is thoroughly entertaining.

In tow were the ladies, on the left Ana Kasparian wearing a red dress, and Infowars favourite Lee Ann Mcadoo. To see them hurling insults at each other certainly added a sensation in the underpants, especially with the sexy Ana and Lee Ann. One would have wished for them to suddenly jump at each other and tear their clothes off in wild abandon. Unfortunately, that never happened.

There were no punches thrown although at one point it looked close.

Fighting over ratings and viewership is a staple pastime amongst these two rivals, and it is a pity they do not put more time into improving the quality of their shows.

Infowars is basically a lowly news aggregator much like the thieving Drudge Report, and the Young Turks is an opinion based aggregator where they comment on any given story mostly garnering YT hits from sex related stories. None of them create their own work. None of them are creative individuals but are senseless egotistical American banal thugs peddling other peoples work and making it their own in a shouty lowly way.

A news aggregator, also termed a feed aggregator, feed reader, news reader, RSS reader or simply aggregator, is client software or a web application which aggregates syndicated web content such as online newspapers, blogs, podcasts, and video blogs (vlogs) in one location.

When I say thugs, I mean these people are uncouth thieves of other peoples reportage. They take and do not give. Granted they make a very good living out of what they do, because the American people have no standards when it comes to media and accept any old detritus.

Sell enough shit, and people eventually like shit. They do not know the difference.

Well, the thuggery worked, they got people talking about them, and their ratings may have another boost, and their advertisers will like that.

Bravo!

After the Coup Attempt Erdogan Reshuffles Turkish Government

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Incoming Finance Minister, Erdo Grab will ensure there will be no more corruption in the Turkish government by ensuring all tax receipts go to Erdogan’s Swiss bank account in Lake Lugano.

Army Minister, Erdo Gunner, will ensure any further coup attempt by secularists will be met with extreme prejudice and death sentences for everyone. No change.

Transport Minister, Erdo Go, wants to get Turkey moving once again, and is even planning a special lane on all highways in Turkey for the Erdogans. If anyone else is caught in the lane, they will be shot on sight.

Pensions Minister, Erdo Gran, will ensure that all old people in Turkey relinquish their pensions to the Erdogan clan and are given swift burials if they don’t agree.

Ultilities Minister, Erdo Gasket, will ensure that Turkey’s plumbing system functions well, and all water supplies lead to Erdogan’s palaces where the swimming pool can be topped up at all times.

Media Minister, Erdo Grind, will ensure that all news and media in Turkey praises the president at all times without any sort of dissension or free speech.

Minister of Happiness, Erdo Grim, will ensure that all Turks in the country are always happy to be ruled in an undemocratic dictatorship stasi Big Brother fuck hole or they will be shot.

etc..etc..

If You Want to Die Vote Trump

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“If you wish to die then vote Trump. When it comes to the election, you or your children may very well be called up to the army. When you land in Arabia or some other godforsaken land you will most probably die in a hail of bullets, or have your limbs blown from your body. This is war, and you will be doing it at Trump’s behest,” a military adviser at the Republican party headquarters revealed on Wednesday.

Much like George W. Bush, there will be no qualms in entering into wars in the Middle East, with troops on the ground and dead Americans piling up the morgues.

Trump’s already had council with Kissinger, and this was a precursor to war in itself. War under Trump is a guaranteed ideal.

Such is the support for Trump that many Americans are willing to die for him, and his demagogue status.

Dick Monroe, 41, from Chicago, Illinois said at a recent Trump rally: “I want to die for Trump and the flag. It’s an honour to have my legs blown off at the knee, as long as I know I am working for America’s corporate interests abroad.”

Who is to say that Trump won’t trigger a full scale nuclear war with N. Korea, Iran, Russia or China, because if he does that, not only will most of America die, but so will most of Western Europe and Australia. The thought of having someone who is trigger happy and unhinged with their finger on the red button is unsavoury, however an all out nuclear war resulting in a nuclear winter for fifty years could be a good thing in the long run, because it will give the earth time to recover from the human polluting pestilence.

Here’s to Trump. Vote for him if you and your children, grandchildren, family wish to die.

What life will be like under Donald Trump

 

Erdoğan Wants Turkey to Reintroduce Arabic Alphabet

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The current Latin derived Turkish alphabet was first introduced in Turkey on 1 January 1929 and was made compulsory.

Erdoğan, however wishes to turn the clock back and reintroduce the Ottoman Turkish script which is a derivative of Arabic and Persian.

“We must go backwards and relinquish the false ideals of the secularist Kemalists. Islam must be seen in all parts of life, including our alphabet,” the president said in a speech in Ankara on Thursday.

The date for the switch back has not been yet announced, but Erdoğan is conducting a full review of the education system in the country and hopes to push the reintroduction of the Ottoman Arabic alphabet by 2018.

 

Comrade Corbyn On Final Putsch to Cleanse Labour of Dissenters

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“Comrades, the revolution is on. The workers’ revolution is on, and you are not working. The workers’ and peasants’ revolution means work, comrades; it does not mean idleness and leisure. That is a bourgeois ideal. The workers’ revolution, a workers’ government, means work, that all shall work; and here you are not working. You are only talking.

“Oh, I can understand how you, the people of socialist Britain, having been suppressed so long, should want, now that you have won to power, to talk and to listen to orators. But some day, soon, you — we all — must go to work and do things, act, produce results — food and socialism. And I can understand how you like and trust and put your hope in that sheep shagging Welsh traitor to the party. You want to give him time, a chance, to act. He means well, you say. He means socialism. But I warn you he will not make socialism. He may think socialism, he may mean socialism. But, comrades — I tell you Owen Smith is an intellectual: he cannot act; he can talk; he cannot act plus he wears poxy designer glasses. I rest my case. But you will not believe this yet. You will take time to give him time, and meanwhile, like Smith, you will not work. Very well, take your time. But when the hour strikes, when you are ready to go back yourselves to work and you want a government that will go to work and not only think socialism and talk socialism and mean socialism — when you want a government that will do socialism, then — come to the Bolsheviki.”

Hail the supreme Comrade Corbyn or  you will be deselected. Hail!

PMQs: Maggie’s Back With a Vengeance

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Theresa May has been channelling a spirit that has not been seen or heard in the chambers for a very long time, yes, the Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher.

“Remind him of anybody?” the new PM intoned at the cowering Jeremy Corbyn, as she kicked his grey pallid flesh around to jeers and guffaws.

In a delightful even comedic delivery, Corbyn had been solidly dispatched not only from the government but the opposing benches.

Here’s to more Mrs May..

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