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If the Queen Lunched With Idi Amin She Can Certainly Meet Trump

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If the Queen Lunched With Idi Amin She Can Certainly Meet Trump

 

 

At the time, the Queen was not aware of the monster Idi Amin would become as he had just come into power in Uganda.

It was not until later in 1977  when it was feared that Amin would attempt to travel to join the Commonwealth heads of government meeting, documents show Britain “drew up elaborate contingency plans, involving the anti-terrorist squad and police marksmen, to detain Amin on his arrival in the UK and to eject him from the country”.

By then, the atrocities committed by Amin would be fully known. During his reign of terror, 500,000 were put to death on his orders, and there were also claims of cannibalism committed by the Ugandan dictator.

Despite Amin not making an appearance, the Queen remained concerned about the possibility he would try to attend the Jubilee Service of Thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral on June 7.

Lord Mountbatten said he asked the Queen why she “looked rather cross and worried”. He wrote: “She laughed and said, ‘I was just thinking how awful it would be if Amin were to gatecrash the party and arrive after all’.

“I asked her what she had proposed to do and she said she had decided she would use the City’s Pearl Sword which the Lord Mayor had placed in front of her to hit him hard over the head with.”

To label someone like Trump as in the league of Idi Amin, is of course ridiculous, however our point here is to illustrate that the Queen has made state meetings with persons exhibiting dubious, despotic or totalitarian rule.

The Queen has met the Chinese, for example, whose human rights record is one of the worst in the world. For  the Regent, this is an unfortunate matter that has to be tackled, and her majesty does so very well with tact and regal dignity.

This is why it is absolutely ridiculous to have silly socialists peeing themselves with their little petitions trying to ban Donald Trump from visiting Britain.

Donald Trump has as much right as anyone for a state visit, and if we are to have continued special relations with the United States, it is imperative that we afford the correct hospitality to Donald J. Trump as any other president.

 

5 Great Hotels to Stay in America For Muslims Visiting

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5 Great Hotels to Stay in America For Muslims Visiting

 

Before you arrive at the hotel, there’s only one small problem, how to get into America unnoticed?

Our Muslim travel guide for a Trump USA has been compiled after immense amounts of research and travelling.

Our Islamic traveller flew from Abu Dhabi to Rome hanging on the plane’s undercarriage. He received a little frostbite on his fingers and lost four, but otherwise was fine.

Once reaching Rome’s Da Vinci airport, he quickly stowed upon another plane headed for the United States, and the beautiful Big Apple, New York city.

The luggage bay our traveller stayed in was delightful, the temperatures sometimes dropped to minus 15 Celsius, but thanks to him stowing himself safely in a trunk, he did not suffer the cold as much.

On touch down in New York, it was easy for the Muslim to exit the aircraft once the baggage doors were opened, and the luggage was thrown onto a transport carrier.

Breakfast is served whether you like it or not
Continental Breakfast is served through a tube whether you like it or not for this hotel guest

HOTELS

 

  1. The Flyover Boutique Hotel – This hotel is exclusive in that it is mostly outdoors under the freeway going from New York city to New Jersey. There is no room service or valet. Located amongst many cardboard boxes and discarded needles, you will enjoy your stay in America if you can last more than the night, as thugs roam the night and drug dealers with hookers in tow work the streets.
  2. Under the Floorboards of Mustafa’s House – You’ll have to be quiet in this hotel as if any visitors come to the home and hear you under the floorboards you may be deported or imprisoned immediately. There is no light, food or water and you cannot play the piano.
  3. The Ritz Sewer Drain – When it comes to New York luxury, it doesn’t get better than this. Check in on Monday, check out on Tuesday, either in a black plastic bag, or submerged under large amounts of sewer water. There is no room service, just rats, plenty of them roaming around waiting for you to nod off.
  4. Gauntanamo Bay 5 Star Resort – The jewel in the crown for American hospitality to Muslims, this resort will enrapture you with delight. With daily water-boarding sessions, you will have sleepless nights on the concrete bed, all enjoyed to the delightful sounds of barking dogs. Breakfast is not served in the morning, or ever, and there is no room service, unless you call getting beaten with long sticks and tasered as some kind of service.
  5. The Local Mosque – If you can find one that has not been burned down by mindless evangelical Christian thugs or racist bigots, you will be lucky. There will still be some Muslims around the U.S. but tread carefully some are Christian spies, and they could lure you into a trap. Your bed for the night will be the shoe room, and don’t forget to watch out for decapitated pig heads left by friendly Americans.

 

Trump: “Twenty Bucks For Every Hispanic Shot Near Mexico Wall”

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Trump: “Twenty Bucks For Every Hispanic Shot Near Mexico Wall”

 

Donald Trump’s Great Wall will have an added bonus for guards manning the towers.

Anyone within a hundred metres from the wall will get shot, and the shooter gets $20 per Hispanic.

“Border guards can supplement their salary by shooting as many as they want daily. Like shoot twenty a day and we give you $400. Now that’s a good incentive right there, on top of your regular pay check. Keep going and by the end of the year you can buy a Porsche with the money. I want to insentivize staff, bring in some entrepreneurial spirit to keeping these criminals out of our country.”

We got the bullets just keep firing

The new bonus scheme is going well, already thousands of Mexicans have been stopped from crossing the porous borders, and with the upcoming deportations which will take place in many cities, soon the U.S. should be Mexican free.

“At the rate we’re getting rid of Mexicans you won’t be able to buy a burrito in California. I mean can you imagine that? Already, 98% of Los Angeles has disappeared. Here in San Diego nearly 99% is gone. The other day I was walking down the street and did not see one Hispanic. Not one. Before Trump, you didn’t see anyone but Hispanics,” Earl Trout, 48, a car salesman from Encinetas told LA Week.

When Donald Met Theresa

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When Donald Met Theresa

 

That’s what is good about the Donald, he knows what’s good, and he moves on that like before anyone thinks about moving on it, he’s an opportunities guy, a doer, and this is what the U.S. and U.K. needs right now.

Already in his first five days in office, the Don has repealed Obamacare, started building a wall, and fired half of the State department who were linked to Hillary. That’s no mean feat for a fat guy pushing his seventies.

So, what happens when Theresa May, the British PM comes along to meet the Don?

First off, the internal memos have to spell her name correctly, that took about three goes, then the Don has to figure out how he’s going to speak to this stuck up British slut, because she’s making all the right noises on Brexit but barely delivering.

“Dames come a dime a dozen, you just got to know how to treat the ones who have power. This May broad, I can’t just grab her, for a start, she’s British, they don’t like that kinda thing. So, I gotta shake her hand and smile at her, make it business, that’s what my adviser says.

“No pussy jokes. She’s got a fierce British face with a pointed beak that could poke yer eye out. Nah, I’m not gonna try and fuck her, although screwing the Limeys on some trade deals would be good, I think I’ll treat ’em fair as long as they play on my terms.”

Mrs. May seen coming off the plane certainly looked prime ministerial, there’s something about coming to the land of the free, where no one knows how to make a cuppa, and the wide grid like streets make everything look the same. Compared to tiny old Blighty, America is massive. No doubt, Theresa will be anxious to get to work immediately, and in her newly birthed socialistic tone, she will quietly denounce torture, and commandeer the chauvinistic pig that is the Trump from any manhandling.

“I shall tell him to put it away. If he takes it out, or tries to grab a handful, I shall politely remove his hand from my nether regions and change the subject to Russian relations or EU matters,” May politely reveals once touching down.

As the news will no doubt filter out later on in the day, everything will go swimmingly and there will be a new special relationship birthed. The return of Churchill’s bust to the White House, was the beginning of the relationship, after eight long years of horrid anti-British Obama rule.

Yes, it will be like Maggie and Reagan all over again. Trump and May, will frolic in the aisles as they seal the fate of the evil EU once and for all.

Labour Three-line Whip to Seal Article 50, Hopefully

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Labour Three-line Whip to Seal Article 50, Hopefully

 

“You get £300 just to turn up at the House of Lords, and naturally the boys down there need somewhere to spend their pennies and pounds.  I acquired quite a few clandestine numbers I tell you. A good whipping is what is needed for some of my Labour ministers, put them in line, for that Article 50 white paper,” Corbyn told the BBC from his chamber.

After the vote is cast for the umpteenth time in the Commons, it will be moved to the lion’s den of Remoaners, the House of Lords. By our count, for every Brexiteer there are thirty socialist commie Lords and Baronesses who are in tow with Brussels through dodgy corrupt monetary means.

Our political commentator, Pascal Mount, was in the House of Lords yesterday gauging the sentiment on the upcoming Article 50 vote.

“I sat in the pit and shouted out loud ‘Brexit For Britain’ and was immediately accosted by a 94-year-old Europhile Baroness who dangled her false teeth over my head. Her heady breath smelled of rotten silage from the farm, her dandruff as thick as the Minnesota snow befuddled my already panicked sensibilities. When a long gelatinous lurgy spindled down from her nose into my mouth I wretched wildly, vomit coming up in spurts, as I could not hold it any more, I projectile vomited my tuna and sweetcorn sandwich onto her white wig.”

No doubt, there will be some friction in the House of Lords, against the will of the people.

 

Madonna Seen Lurking Outside White House

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Madonna Seen Lurking Outside White House

 

At about 12.00 EST Madonna was spied skulking around Pennsylvania Avenue with what appeared to be some ominous sticks of dynamite.

Agent 9, Secret Service, revealed the full story to waiting news reporters: “We saw Madonna walking up and down the street. I signalled to my fellow agents and spoke in my earpiece, you know like we do all the time. She saw me, then tried to act normal even though she had three sticks of dynamite in her hand. I caught up with her and told her in no uncertain terms to take that dynamite and get the hell away from the White House. Madonna, looked me up and down, grabbed her crotch, then skipped away singing ‘La Isla Bonita’. Thanks to the secret service another tragedy was averted. We deserve a medal or something for our bravery.”

Madonna, who is said to have thought about ‘blowing up the White House’ is said to be distraught after Donald J. Trump became president of the United States of America.

Gina Miller and Foreign Treason Wins Momentarily Over Brexit

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Gina Miller and Foreign Treason Wins Momentarily Over Brexit

 

Before the EU Referendum, both parliament and politicians vowed the referendum was the final word of the people and the result would be honoured. This is probably because they never thought that Brexit would be the answer. Only when the answer was not what they wanted to hear did they go back on their word.

To socialists and leftists, there is no such thing as a democracy, and we have seen that with the treacherous court case brought by the infantile Gina Miller and her sewage politics of corrupt money.

By paying off eurocentric judges bags of money this is not democracy. This is law committed by treachery, dishonesty and corruption.

Where a legitimate EU referendum can be overturned by unelected judges who are clearly under the control of Brussels, is a nail in the coffin of justice, and legal authority. Their judgement does not mean anything apart from proclaiming the British judicial system a tool for rich people to buy.

With this nail in British justice’s coffin comes the crown of excrement, freshly laid on Gina Miller’s head for all to see. Let her wear her crown till her dying day, let her every day smell the putrid rotting shit on her head, her crown of glorious corruption, of defilement of British democracy, of thwarting the will of millions of British citizens and for those who fought and died in World War II for our freedom.

May the millions who died in WW2 shout in your ears for the rest of your sorry life, Gina Miller, you and your treasonous scum friends who made every effort to commit treason and succeed in your ardent fervour.

You will wear the turd crown on your head forever. We understand Ms. Miller is under armed guard 24 hours a day and cannot go outside. Maybe you should go back to Guyana where you can at least walk about unhindered, as you cannot do the same in Britain as you are hated so much.

Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

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Trump USA Reverts Back to Evangelical Christians and Jews Against Islam

 

 

The insane brainwashed Christian evangelists came up to the podium one by one to dole out their religious nonsense, and this signalled the turning point in America’s direction.

The US will now revert back to the heady days of George W. Bush post 911, and a full frontal assault on the whole of the Islamic religion.

There’s nothing wrong with that, many will say, however, this stance always fails because by further attacking Islam, one only fuels more terror, and recruitment into the fighting, defensive stance of their religion, many who were previously peaceful will join the fight against what they see as an unjust attack on their religion and lands.

Under a Trump presidency, we will thus see a noticeable escalation of numbers of jihadists created, more terrorism and more ISIS territory gained.

We will also see increased hatred of Islam within Europe and the United States, where citizens who overtly dress like Muslims will be attacked in the streets and told to leave.

Trump has already talked about blocking Muslims travelling to the US, however he has not stopped there, he has also alluded to detaining Muslims in camps, away from the general populace. These camps are already being prepared, as they were previously FEMA camps, and the lists of known Muslims within the US have already been drawn up. Those who are armed will be rounded up first.

The use of religion to create war is an old technique utilised by many throughout history, and Trump, with the Christian evangelists in tow is now on a mission from his god to decimate the Middle East further, of course with the full support of Israel.

This is all a consequence of pulling the rubber band too far during eight years of Obama rule. At some point the rubber band snaps back to its original state, the state of deranged Christians and their false religion of peace. The state of the true white America.

 

Why America Will Never Be Great

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Why America Will Never Be Great

 

Here lies a travesty of lies deep within its core, a standing joke upon its own self, the walls will crumble, decaying furiously, rotting away, led by the ludicrous, the depraved, and the lazy. To achieve greatness a civilisation must transcend its intrinsic evolution towards moral decay and this is why America fails miserably time after time. Any civilisation that revels in illusion so voraciously is always doomed to eventual failure.

Looking inward will not save America but speed up its decline. Under Trump there will be no greatness, for he does not hold greatness within his own being, only moral degeneration and terminal egoistic sickness fuelled by incessant greed. There is a morbid death in Donald Trump, and once he acquires the previously unattainable he loses interest, this new play toy, this new building, this new woman. Trump will fuck America, like he fucks everything else, then discard it.

The narcissist believes in his greatness and everything he touches turns to be great, but this is a false belief only fuelled by the narcissist’s immense unqualified undeserving ego and the mirror he looks in every day.

Trump much like Obama will bring further ruin to America and the unfortunate spillage will consume the globe, for there is no greatness in an empire that only values material conquest, there is no value in chaos and destruction meted upon a system which undermines any logical civil conclusion or intellectual spiritual path .

Much like Obama who preyed on ‘Hope’ and ‘Change’, Trump preys on blind nationalism, on Aryan supremacy, on greed, the pestilence of war, and more greed. There is no ‘Great’ within these limited bounds, only dispersion and humiliation.

The future for America lies in destruction, in terminal decline, for every empire has had to forfeit its position, and the United States is cursed to die young. These Americans have not known or even bothered to look at cultures or civilisations that lasted for thousands of years, they have simply crushed them under rubble from their bombs and drones. Where Obama stood by, Trump will act, however both stances can only bring destruction in the end, because there is no solid ground to stand on. The US is a neural network of virulent predatory violence stood on a bedrock of supreme corruption and festering greed.

America has moved too fast, and any civilisation that moves with such speed, such naivety and disrespect for the countless that superseded them is doomed to failure. In 240 years it has chosen to leap, but it has not looked at where it is to fall, and falling it is, fast, with no mercy or abatement.

There is no greatness in proclaiming greatness, or trying to regain greatness, for you do not know what the word means. The beginning of the journey or path to greatness is not even acknowledging the word or even trying to emulate the tenets  of accomplishments which only others can give to you, not yourself, or some pumped up meat packing bully like Donald Trump can evangelize.

No. There will never be a Great America. Too much has passed under the river now for America, the day has passed, the sun is setting on a nation that will never be great but is doomed to ultimate failure and destruction.

The End of Obama Gulag Years

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The End of Obama Gulag Years

 

 

I can feel the light coming through the clouds. I can see the clouds slowly parting as the sun shines over the gulag that is the internet today after eight fucking horrible years of Obama anti-free speech sovietization.

I look up to the heavens and say what I want to say without having all my backlinks erased because of a story I wrote, or some omnipotent internet authority threatening me with complete erasure for not complying with the Obama anti-free speech doctrine.

As the sunshine comes over the landscape the politically correct pieces of shit all look up and scream, their skin turns to dust as what remains of them are blown in the wind back down the drains where they came from. The Social Justice Warriors, an element of soviet conditioning try to run back into the darkness but are caught out by the the bright rays. They explode magnificently, blood, guts and their horrid authoritarian ideology disappear into the mire never to be seen again.

I look up and breathe a deep sigh of relief, my lungs take in pure air, not the putrid soviet Marxist polluted air of Obama’s propaganda and his spendthrift waste.

There is purity again, a cleansing of socialist detritus, the mainstream Obama press, once omnipotent, now impotent.

Lo and behold, before me, above the horizon, the sun shines once again over the internet. Where there was a prison of controlled darkness, the spider’s web, the octopus like grip lifts, now there is light, it dazzles the eyes with its powerful beam of freedom and truth.

In this truth beam, the real fake news is seen, and the holders of truth know that the trickery does not work any more. Their Mccarthyite witch hunt is destroyed in a single beam.

Obama is no more. His evil stench flounders, he is a no more man, a man with no birth, a man who is nothing once again, tortured in his own mind every day with his failure. He has not achieved anything apart from oppression. He slinks back into the darkness, a shadow, a cringing decrepit stain on humanity, a boil on the ass of indignity, a festering turd left to rot on the side of a toilet bowl in some dive bar in Hawaii.

Go back from whence you came. Your evil is not wanted any more. You have tried to kill the internet but you did not succeed, and you tried to kill freedom of speech and you did not succeed. You have maimed America, and watched as the world burned, and did nothing. Take your ludicrous inhibitive regulations, your gangrene ridden doctrine and flush hard, for it will all be erased soon, there will not be a trace left of your horrible tenure. You will have no legacy. Just nothing.

Go back to your crypt, in the dank darkness, where the excrement is knee deep, your dungeon will be your home from now on. In the darkness you will find comfort once again, for you sought to bring that darkness upon the earth but failed miserably.

We hope never to see your face again, or hear your fake words from your shit stained lips. Fuck you Obama. Fuck you.

 

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