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Lords Thwart Brexit: Prepare For Civil War

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Lords Thwart Brexit: Prepare For Civil War

 

As the people, pitchforks in hand parade the heads of Remoaners on pikes, the shouts of justice will be heard one way or another.

The Crown is for Brexit, the people of Britain are for Brexit and yet it is being thwarted at every turn, whether by collaborators to the enemy from within the ranks or from unelected socialist peers who paid to get their seats in the House of Lords.

You cannot play with a people’s freedom like this, like some petty game to bargained with by the likes of treasonous traitors, Mandelson and Blair.

Enough is enough, if one pulls the rubber band too far it eventually snaps, and so shall the people.

There will be no end to the disenchantment from the majority of the British population, if it takes a hundred years of riots, if it takes ten thousand referendums, we will never change our minds about the toxic EU.

One thing that has become apparent since the EU referendum is the amount of traitors that lie within this Isle. Those who would sell their country for a pittance, and those that collaborate with Britain’s enemies without flinching.

This country has now many enemies within, and Remainers, if they were around in 1941, and we had lost the Battle of Britain would have welcomed the Nazis with open arms. Remainers are lickspittle treacherous quisling scum who deserve no mercy.

There will be no respite to the war coming, for this will be one so vicious and nasty that it will be noted in historical reference books for children to read in the schools of the future.

The soiled smouldering embers of the House of Lords, adorned with the heads of traitors awaits.

Before the gunpowder fuse is lit, think for one second of what you are doing.

If you want war, the people welcome it, now is the time for real change, and if it means trampling over the mangled remains of Remainers, so mote it be, with open arms.

 

Why Your Words Do Not Mean Anything Any More

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Why Your Words Do Not Mean Anything Any More

 

The more you have the less it means. The discussion ends as soon as the copycatters come onto the scene making any conversation null and void.

The same goes for YouTube videos. There is nothing of value on YouTube today apart from a few instructional functional videos. The conversation is lost amongst a maelstrom of meaningless banal pap, spammers and copycats pathetically begging for subscribers and likes.

The Internet may have been the greatest invention by humans ever created, however it has also been humanity’s worst enemy, because it has trivialised meaning in everything.

Car crashes come a dime a dozen, women come a dime a dozen, friends come by the million, and your opinion does not count any more. With billions of people vying for attention at the same time, the Internet light, the Internet all seeing eye and Spotlight does not know where to look any more. There is no stasis point, no logical algorithm that can pinpoint the truth any more.

Bertrand Russell once said that in the future the people will be so controlled, so dumbed down that they will be taught that snow is black and will believe it wholeheartedly. We are in that future now, where people have been dumbed down by decades of socialist propaganda, and conditioning, they not only do not know who they are any more but can be told pretty much anything without them questioning.

If the earth were to explode today, the universe would carry on, there would be no change to the functioning of the universal planetary tree. If the Internet were to disappear suddenly today, only a few people would understand why it had to happen. It won’t though, so you are all safe for now.

There is no meaning to your words any more, and the more you write, the less people care. People cannot be bothered to read or think about big questions, they just want to watch meaningless pap, videos that stimulate their frazzled brains for three seconds before moving on to the next meaningless vapid video clip.

There is no answer as the connections, the dendrites, the axions, the overall technical way you think has been altered permanently by the Internet.

When the microchip implant is introduced, you will already be prepared. Your thought processes and pliable personality, conditioned after many years of Internet usage will accept the chip wholeheartedly.

From there, you will be nothing, your mind will be theirs completely, and from there you will be enslaved for the rest of your meaningless life as much as you are now on the Internet.

Dollar Riding Into Greek Rescue

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Dollar Riding Into Greek Rescue

 

Trump has told the IMF to back off from any future Greek rescue, and when the U.S is 16.7% of funds it can do that. Instead, the dollar is going to back the Greeks with some soft loans and a comprehensive rescue deal leaving the euro floundering in the muck.

The news is that Trump is willing to back the Greeks with the dollar until they get their shit ready for a change back to drachma.

In a country where 50% of households do not pay income tax even Trump may balk at the severity of the problem.

How many cans have been kicked down the road since the beginning of the Greek crisis, this time however, things are different because the Don is coming to rescue the Greeks from the evil EU, an entity so hated that even leprosy would be preferred than being part of something so insidious.

Leaving the euro in such a manner will effectively castrate the EU, and of course be a mighty FU, for all times sake.

Not only will there be fiscal carnage as EU creditors get fisted, but the political backlash will resonate from the dark dungeons of Brussels to the highest peak of mount Olympus where the jubilant gods reside.

The plans are afoot, and now is the time to solve this problem once and for all, goodbye EU, the die has already been cast.

Ernest Hemingway: The Writer and The Gambler

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Ernest Hemingway: The Writer and The Gambler

 

His life and works were a strong influence on culture and the way of life. Broken and in pain, Hemingway decided to end his own life but his legacy will live forever. Today, let’s take a look at the part of his life that’s perhaps less known: Ernest Hemingway: the writer and the gambler.

Would he have lived today, Hemingway would have probably hated online gambling. He was a man used to a hands-on approach – playing remotely at the Vegas Palms, or betting on horses miles away. Playing at the Vegas Palms is a perfect fit for our connected society where everyone walks around with small computers in their pockets. But in his time, the artist would have probably preferred to place the bets with his own hand, and pocket his winnings in cash, not through an e-wallet or a credit card.

A passion for the races

Sports were among Hemingway’s passions throughout his life. He himself took part in a number of them – boxing was a life-long pursuit for him, but he tried water polo, track and field, and football. He was, in turn, interested in other sports and activities – during his years in Europe, he developed an interest in bullfighting, which made him return to Pamplona several times, and cycling, which he gave evidence of in his book “The Sun Also Rises”.

He was also passionate about horse racing, and he was a punter, too. In “A Movable Feast”, he writes about his passion for horse racing: “We went racing together more times that year and other years after I had worked in early mornings, and Hadley enjoyed it and sometimes she loved it. […] It was not really racing either. It was gambling on horses. But we called it racing.”

A passion for poker

Hemingway’s passion for poker is not something mentioned on his Wikipedia biography. But he was a good player ever since his early years – he and his friends used to play secret games in their hometown, where poker was considered a sin. Anecdotes mention his secret poker games in Austria, at the hotel he stayed. Secret since poker was illegal in the country at the time. Later in his life, he was often joined at the poker table by big names like director John Huston, actor John Wayne and renowned photographer Robert Capa. He is said to have played poker the way he lived his life: “Never call; either raise or put it down.”

Article 50: House of Lords or Labour Appointed Euro-Peers on EU Pensions?

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Article 50: House of Lords or Labour Appointed Euro-Peers on EU Pensions?

 

The House of Lords is currently full of an unelected syphilitic crew of socialist peers who either bought their seats or were instated by the previous Labour government, to this end, there is great uncertainty whether the Article 50 White paper will pass scrutiny from these treacherous traitors lining the seats of the Lords, these slithering snakes in a stinking snake pit of inequity.

The corruption of the Lords is well defined, one can buy a seat quite easily by making the correct donation amount to the party that is in power, and this is why in no uncertain terms the House of Lords as it stands today is unfit for purpose.

As these corrupt individuals take their places every day, they receive £400 just to turn up, not including their massive expense accounts and pensions.

We have the Dark Lord Mandelson hissing in corridors, a bleak leftie figure who plots with great malice on those in the way of the EU. He receives his large stipend from Brussels every month, and delights on spending the money on pink satin sheets and Italian marble floors so he can play with his young boy concubines in one of his many mansions.

Then we have the coal miner fraternity, deep deep Marxists like Lord Arthur Scargill, a denizen of the communist EU, who receives a large pension from Brussels every month amounting to £86,000 per annum. Scargill proclaimed the EU referendum result as: “won by falsehood”.

Lord Patten is another one who receives large payments from Brussels, and labelled the Brexit vote as ‘xenophobic’.

As we have thus illustrated, this is only a small picture of what is ahead. The halls of the House of Lords are thick with these parasites, these paid-off buffoons and corrupt scum bags of the lowest order.

There is most certainly no love for the people here, or respect for their wishes to leave the EU, in fact there is only derision and malice for the general population. The majority in the Lords only care for their money, and the prospect of making more money, they do not care one iota for anything else.

Our verdict: If it was up to the Squib we would abolish the House of Lords tomorrow as it serves no purpose apart from entertaining corrupt officials and their agendas, but it is a mainstay of British politics and still survives, alas, since hereditary peers were more or less abolished it has fallen from grace to the point of no return.

If the Lords do not acknowledge the will of the people, and of the House of Commons, needless to say, there may very well be a push to abolish the Lords once and for all. Creating a constitutional crisis, much like occurred in 1911, we could finally see these vagabonds and uncouth putrid oafs thrown to the dogs.

Terrible tips to avoid at the casino

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Terrible tips to avoid at the casino

To achieve this many have ploys and strategies that they’re confident will tip the odds in their favour. But, particularly for novice players, they should pay just as much attention to the things that they should avoid doing. Because bad habits soon become engrained behaviour which it becomes ever more tricky to drop – and that certainly won’t win you money, it’s much more likely to lose it.

So here are some tips about real no-no’s for the most common games, whether you’re playing in a real one or enjoying an online live casino experience.

But, before we get into them, the over-riding principle for all casino games, is to make sure that you know all of the rules before you start. If you don’t, then you’ll already be at a big disadvantage.

Blackjack

Blackjack’s also a simple game but has pitfalls along the way. These include not knowing when to split a hand or when you should stick on a hand.

Luckily a great deal of this has already been worked out mathematically for you and incorporated into the basic blackjack strategy – all you have to do is memorise it.

Finally, something to definitely avoid is taking insurance on a hand. In the long run it’s going to eat into your winnings – plus it takes away some of the thrill of playing.

Roulette

There are two kinds of roulette generally played in most casinos – American and European. Never play the American version if you have the choice. That’s because it features both “0” and “00” on the wheel as well as the 36 numbers. This increases the odds in the house’s favour and, while the difference may be marginal, it’s still making it less likely that you’ll win.

You’ll also find there’s a great deal of information about supposedly fool proof roulette systems and you should treat these claims with real caution. One of the most well-known is the martingale in which you double your stake after each losing bet. But if you have even a moderate run of bad luck you’ll soon get through your stake money.

Far better to rely on a slow and steady approach placing evens bets. There won’t be any dramatic big wins but there’s a good chance that you’ll steadily accumulate cash.

Craps

Craps isn’t complicated, but the betting can be and there are some kinds of wager that carry a far higher house edge than others including the Horn Bet and the Any 7. So it’s far better to stick with ones like the pass line and don’t pass line where the odds are more stacked in your favour.

It can also be tempting to place multiple bets in a game. If things go right for you then this works out well, but if they don’t then you’ll soon run out of cash. Far better to place single bets and play longer.

You should also think about placing odds bets when you can because these will pay evens money and reduce the house edge.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Refused Entry into First Class Lounge in Heaven

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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Refused Entry into First Class Lounge in Heaven

 

Her ‘it-girl’ status was her own undoing, here was this privileged person snorting £400 worth of cocaine up her nostrils daily, indulging in crack and meth, until her septum nasi disappeared, seared by years of ravage to the white stuff. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson fucked like a rabbit and had an insatiable nymphomaniac appetite for debauchery, for this alone she should be inducted into the halls of the ever grinding loins, for it is to the service of Bacchus that she will be remembered.

Obviously Royal connections open doors, and many were opened for this hip gyrating mistress of carnal purgatory, as her chaotic membrane befuddled and torn skimmed through the societal walls much like excrement is pumped through bubbling sewer pipes furnished with well-paid ghost writers.

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The higher echelons of English society can be as cruel as the lower, and here was this wild eyed maiden on cocaine looking for approval but would never find it. Such is the standoffish harsh nature of the English aristocratic class that parental affection is rarely shown to children leaving them in perpetual limbo for the rest of their sorry loveless lives. Tara was a lost child only looking for some kind of love which she never was to find, looked down upon by the higher ranks as an eccentric curiosity and laughed at by the grimy lower half.

Society should embrace the eccentrics but sadly these days they are scorned more than anything else. The spirit of Dionysian plenty can only follow this misunderstood creature to the depths of depravity and absolution.

And up upon yonder, Tara whooshes into the eternal universal maelstrom, perhaps to be denied entry into the VIP lounge will be the final insult for this tempestuous everlasting misfit.

Why Boycotting BBC Licence is Only Way to Induce Change

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Why Boycotting BBC Licence is Only Way to Induce Change

 

If you do not pay the TV licence tax from the age of 18 – 75 you will save £8,000. That saving in itself should be impetus enough to never pay the nefarious BBC taxation.

Many of us grew up with the BBC, however the corporation has changed for the worse in recent years, it now has a very noticeable bias towards the EU, possibly because it receives millions of pounds each year to continue broadcasting pro-EU propaganda. Also, the quality of the programming has deteriorated to such a level that much of it is unwatchable pap.

The only redeeming factor for the BBC recently was the Taboo drama series starring Tom Hardy, but that’s about it. One can easily watch the odd good BBC program on an internet streaming site where the servers are located somewhere in China. The internet is now full of websites streaming the latest Hollywood films and series all served up from China where there is no such thing as copyright. British ISPs have been ordered to block these sites, however if one is blocked they either change the url or another ten servers pop up in their place.

What does this say about copyright and the rights of the producers of the material being streamed on the internet? Sadly, it’s a losing battle because in some parts of the globe there is absolutely no respect for copyright resulting in a loss of revenue for film companies and the industry as a whole. Unless China stops what it is doing, nothing will change.

The plus side for all these shenanigans is that you don’t have to pay £17.80 every time you want to watch the latest film release in the cinema. Just log on to the internets and watch it for free, most of the latest Hollywood offerings of late have been so awful, that when you fast forward the film you will take great pleasure that you saved yourself the cost of going to some overpriced cinema and wasted your well earned money on utter shite.

The same goes for the BBC, by not having a licence you have actually not missed much. There is no point in paying for something as substandard as the BBC is at the moment and the severe left-wing bias that is blatantly shown every day.

Watching an episode of the Grand Tour on Amazon is proof of that very point, where the BBC has failed miserably, Clarkson and those erudite chaps he hangs around with are making a killing elsewhere, leaving the BBC in a total mess, a turgid morose void of blackness has filled the BBC space, and it is getting worse every day, every year.

We need millions more people to join us in this peaceful resistance to a nefarious taxation on the TV. The more of us that hold out, the less funding the BBC will receive. That point alone is a point of victory, so spread the word, the more the better. We must be almost evangelical in our movement to destroy the BBC TV tax that is unjust harassment, corrupt and ultimately criminal in its enactment.

Tips for avoiding the BBC TV Licence Tax

  1. As soon as you stop paying the TV licence your address will be marked. The BBC will send threatening harassing letters to you every week. Simply put these in the recycle bin without opening the envelope. The BBC or Capita have no power to do anything to you with their empty threats in their letters.
  2. Never answer the door to a TV inspector, and if you do, never say anything or answer their questions. If you must say something, tell them you remove the Implied Right Of Access to your property. TV inspectors have no powers of arrest or any other power to enter your property. Film them and put them on YouTube.
  3. Best policy is to be TV free, however if you need a big screen for DVDs or games, that’s okay. It is also all right to watch Netflix or other streaming services on your TV.

Profligate Greeks the Poison Ordered Up by EU Idiots Too Blind to See

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Profligate Greeks the Poison Ordered Up by EU Idiots Too Blind to See

The EU already had warning about the profligate Greeks, a country of 11 million people who managed to squander 650 Billion Euros in less than five years. Where that money went is a mystery, but the EU is so entrenched in its failing project that even after the Greek spending spree they kept throwing billions of euros into the Greek black hole as it teetered on the edge of complete bankruptcy.

The Euroexecutives on their unlimited expense accounts are too fearful of rocking the boat, and if the problem of Greece had been dealt with in 2012, and the battered can not kicked down the road further, it wouldn’t rear its ugly head again and again, much like a Gorgon that refuses to die.

The most potent poison for the EU was always Greece, because it eats away resources that could be utilised better elsewhere. Trying to get the Greeks to not retire at 45 on a full salary pension is a task too great even for the IMF.

In 2012, the Squib wrote about the demise of the EU, and we prayed they would not throw out Greece, our prayers were answered as the EU scrambled to do anything to keep the most sclerotic country in the union. Even though in 2013 Greek debt was 175.1% of GDP, the EU kept pumping the 4 hour working day Greeks with so much cash they just didn’t know what to do with it but spend, spend, spend.

There is proof now that Greece is an eternal debt megafuck of ginormous proportions and the socialist structure of the country will always bleed large sums of money, coupled with corrupt ministers and businesses, there is no hope for Greece apart from maybe an implosion, exit from EU and a return to the drachma. We don’t want that though, we want Juncker to fawn over Tsipras or which ever useless leader they have. We want the EU to do everything it can possibly do to keep the Greek thorn in its side. To bleed the EU constantly until there is nothing left but a corpse, suppurating in the corner. If Greece leaves, the EU will have a chance of survival, this should never happen, may the corrupt profligate lazy parasitical Greeks smash the EU once and for all, saving Europe from the calamity of a German led Soviet bloc that is becoming increasingly authoritarian and is in effect a totalitarian collectivist Soviet construct.

The Neutrality of House Speaker Bercow and Other Things

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The Neutrality of House Speaker Bercow and Other Things

 

Let us read from the official website www.parliament.uk where it states quite clearly:

Politically impartial

Speakers must be politically impartial. Therefore, on election the new Speaker must resign from their political party and remain separate from political issues even in retirement. However, the Speaker will deal with their constituents’ problems like a normal MP.

And from here, let us go to the current House Speaker, John Bercow’s little tirade against the newly elected president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

“Before the imposition of the migrant ban I would myself have been strongly opposed to an address by President Trump in Westminster Hall,” Mr Bercow told MPs.

“After the imposition of the migrant ban by President Trump I am even more strongly opposed to an address by President Trump in Westminster Hall.”

Parliamentary insiders have revealed some wonderful news, that this impartial imposition on Britain’s greatest ally could mean the end of Bercow as House Speaker. Rumours have it that his extreme left wing whore wife is the author of this mess, and has pushed her ‘impartial’ husband to deny Trump his day in parliament. If this is the case, the House Speaker has crossed a line from which he cannot recover.

Bercow, has of course many enemies in the Commons, particularly within the Tories, and they are now waiting for the moment to stick their daggers into Bercow’s back and finish him once and for all.

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