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Stasi Britain: Jeremy Corbyn the Smiling Face of Evil

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Evil comes with a gentle false smiling face

The tone of gentleness, here is a man who supposedly cares for you, who will ensure you get your benefits payments increased without question, who will allow the entirety of Sub-Saharan Africa, South East Asia and the Middle East into Britain without question.

This is a man who smiles at the camera, while the horrors of his evil terrorist supporting mind fester in the background. He cares about animals and does not want to see them in pain, just as he did when the IRA he supports so much slaughtered six horses with nail bombs in 1982.

Unflinching in his dedication to surrender, here is a man who would leave Britain defenceless, and open to attack. Naturally Corbyn and his senior minions would be in the government bunker whilst up top millions of Britons die from radiation poisoning or the after effects of a nuclear strike. He would sit there with his cup of tea, and think about maybe writing a postcard or letter to our attackers telling them to stop. This stance of ineptitude and apathy in the face of defence is in fact the face of evil that Corbyn adopts as it gives him more power to do so.

Here is a man who will gladly flood the country with millions of more migrants so that the already stretched services will cease to function. His magic money tree, an illusion only conceived by false election promises to a dumbed down electorate who are too naive to see the reality.

Real evil lies in irresponsibility and meticulous planning

The inherent evil of such a man as Corbyn is hard to see but it is there, because he clouds it in the false promise of care, and hope. In reality the Labour manifesto promises are just that, promises that cannot in any way be fulfilled under the current economic climate.

As for UKIPers who follow the pied piper to Labour, you will see Brexit watered down to a mere shell, it will be Brexit in mere name only, and when Corbyn adopts the euro as Britain’s currency, integrating Britain into the EU in ever closer union, you will see how you were duped and fooled once more by the evil smiling bearded chap who was oh so soft spoken, surely he could not have done this, no, you will say as you cry into your pillow at night.

It is guaranteed Corbyn will also integrate with the SNP, thus losing any fighting chance the English have in stopping a break away referendum from happening and succeeding.

As the Britain we once knew turns into another socialist utopia akin to Venezuela, there will be no hope, just massive inflation, riots, huge queues for toilet paper and all services within the country will break down, irreparable, ghosts of the past, and monuments to the future under Labour.

Everything’s free of course under Labour’s Corbyn, but at what cost? We already have a deficit of £1.8 Trillion thanks to the previous Labour government, and so it will go on, Corbyn will add to this deficit until it reaches ten or twenty trillion pounds, why should he care, it will give him power, and this evil power has corrupted his soul into blackness. It is with this dark festering soul he will condemn Britain to a two hundred year generational debt nightmare, full of poverty, and civil unrest.

At the end of the day, Corbyn is just a career politician, a seasoned liar who is promising all these things to the easily pliable naive youth with limited experience of how government really works. Labour is targeting the youth simply because they are an easy target, as much as army recruiters do, they can be convinced easily with lies and half-truths, false promises interspersed with bribes. Pawns in a game of death as cannon fodder for the muddied battle field.

If you are a Corbyn supporter reading this, you are an ineffectual human being not worth much. You have no reasoning or logical powers, you are uneducated and follow false promises without question. To say you are a dumb animal would be an insult to animals, you are lower than that. Corbyn supporters are useless eaters, the Untermenschen of society who are deprived of a normal thought process, you are lemmings, you are slaves to a socialist system of welfare that wants to keep you dumbed down, a mere enslaved piece of detritus now given an order to vote, and you will follow your orders well, because in your brainwashed, socialist conditioned brain cell, there is no part of you that can be defined as a normal functioning human with a mind of your own. It is off to the slaughter house for you, and you will toddle off with a deranged face as your leader gently cajoles you onward.

For those who wake up from the conditioned rhetoric and brainwashing tones of Corbyn, well done, for the others, there is no hope for you. Willingly you will go to the showers and when the gas comes through the pipes, you will see the smiling face of Corbyn looking through the plexiglass portal. Your job is done, he will have no more need for you.

Virtual Reality for Online Casinos

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Virtual reality refers to a simulation or computer-created world that you can enter by putting on a virtual reality helmet.

These helmets (or headsets) are made specially with multiple LED screens and an installed sound system, and are impenetrable to sound or light thus guaranteeing a one of a kind experience for the user.

When it comes to the use of new technologies in online casinos, we’ve certainly come a long way from the online casinos of 20 years ago with minimal graphics and a highly artificial setting.

Advances in technology has given way to incredibly sharp images and high quality games, where the player really feels like a part of the action.

One of the downsides to online gambling is the lack of the social aspect prevalent in
brick-and-mortar casinos. Gambling from home is convenient but it lacks the excitement and thrill that comes from placing bets surrounded by real people. That’s where virtual reality comes in.

Now try and imagine walking around your house and it being as if you were walking through a casino. Once the helmet is on, the player interacts with the screen using a hand-held controller.

There is free range to explore the casino and all of its slots, table games and poker rooms. As live dealer online casinos are already a thing, where instead of a computer dealing out the cards there is a real live person that appears on your screen, we can only imagine what it will be like when players can interact with other players inside the casino with their virtual reality headset.

Try looking for the best online casino and they are undoubtedly looking to innovate and keep up with the competition at all times. The online gaming industry is undergoing constant change and augmented reality is a glimpse at what the future may hold for this industry on the rise.

Nevertheless, there are many obstacles to overcome before this can become a part of the mainstream online gambling world. While it is going to be a challenge, there are many companies who are already on their way to making their vision of a VR casino a reality, and many believe that the concept of VR gambling could become the face and future of online gaming.

Labour Using Brainwashing Techniques on Britain’s Pliable Young

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The evil mind control techniques capitalise on the naive, low information young voters who do not understand politics or the machinations of the world yet.

“By targeting the youth, you are targeting a group of people who are very susceptible to believing in lies, just as long as these lies are peppered with seemingly true false promises and bribes. For example, Labour is saying that all tuition should be free, and this will help a generation of kids, however they are also not telling the kids that Britain has a deficit of £1.8 Trillion and that by adding onto the debt mountain, these kids will be paying treble for the burden in the future, as will their kids, their grandchildren, and many generations ahead,” an observer revealed.

brainwash labour

Labour, is not only utilising soviet techniques of repetition to drum through their lies to the easily susceptible youth but further techniques in play include: coercion, bribery, blatant lies interspersed with bits of factual truth, ad hominem attacks on the opponent, as well as social alienation if you do not tow the party line.

An Oxford team of researchers has already caught out Labour using bots on Twitter to continually discredit Theresa May and the Conservatives. The millions of fake bots are set up to continually spew out hatred and derision at anything that is Tory.

This coupled with a youth who are easily swayed, never ask questions and are always up for free things is a recipe for disaster when it comes to an election.

Labour Election: Corbyn Plotting Destruction of Royal Family

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Insiders for Momentum and anti-royalist groups like Republic are encouraged by Jeremy Corbyn’s rise in the polls, but are not giving anything away in public.

The plan will be to take away the Sovereign Grant which officially equates to approximately £45 million per annum. The Sovereign Grant is financed chiefly by taxpayers through the Treasury and from a percentage of the profits of the Crown Estate revenue, currently at 15%.

Corbyn’s reasoning for closing the Sovereign Fund will be that the Queen and the rest of the royal family receive enough monies from the Crown Estate, therefore there is no need for such a heavy burden on the Treasury where that money could be used for social welfare. The Queen can get by without the Sovereign Fund, however if she is forced to pay incoming taxation to the vast land owned by the Windsors, things will go awry.

From this point, the Crown Estate will also be subject to vast punitive taxation, and the Queen’s land holdings which equate to 46,000 acres of land will be subject to crushing land value taxes.

Eventually, the Crown estate will be whittled down to a mere shadow of its former self, leaving the royals floundering in their palaces, which will eventually be nationalised as places where the public can visit and picnic in.

Do not be fooled by Corbyn’s niceties during the electioneering, his intention is solely to de-fund, then eventually unseat the British royal families, who he has previously called ‘parasites’ and ‘scavengers’.

Jeremy Corbyn did not kneel in front of the Queen as is protocol for good reason, he fucking hates her guts, and he hates the royal family with a vengeance as a lifelong Republican.

It is sad to say that thousands of years of pageantry and British history could finally come to a sorry end if Labour comes into power, but like a good Bolshevik, Comrade Corbyn is on a mission, and he will not stop until it is completed, in full.

The Rise of Mobile Gaming

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It is estimated that the global mobile sales revenue for 2016 exceeded the $40billion
mark, bigger than both the global tea and global navel market if we are to put it into
perspective.

Perhaps it’s fair to say that now, mobiles dominate our lives. The time that
Americans spend on their mobile, with non-voice content is set to increase to 203
minutes by 2018, up 50% from the 135 minutes recorded in 2013. In addition to this,
mobile internet usage is expected to rise from 140 minutes per day, to 189 minutes
per day, a growth of 35%. Of that time, mobile web usage is expected to account for
just 16.7%, roughly eight minutes or say. The remaining mobile internet time will be
spent in-app on the likes of games and social media.

Mobile games contribute very highly to the growing rate of mobile use, globally, the
mobile gaming industry generated more than $30billion in 2015, of course rising
33% to $40billion the following year. Unsurprisingly, that figure is set to grow again in
2017. Revenues from games downloaded from the Google Play Store and Apple
App Store accounted for between 90 and 80% of the respective store’s total
revenue.

In 2016, it was revealed that the average gamer plays an average of 3.6 mobile
games per month and 1.3 games on a daily basis. In 2015, over 51% of smartphone
users were using their mobile devices to play games, with that figure expected to
exceed 60% by 2018 whilst it continues to grow. Arcade and action games may have
led in popularity when it comes to the genres of mobile games, with said types being
downloaded more than 60 million times in mid-2016, though they’re not the only
games receiving rave reviews.

Many people are now using their mobile devices to play mobile bingo. Britain’s
favourite pastime once looked archaic with bingo halls up and down the country
shutting to lack of demand but thanks to the online gaming industry, the game is
back with a bang. There a plethora of fantastic bingo sites out there offering the
perfect opportunity for gamers to try their hand at generating a house and winning
some cash, a kitty that is much boosted by many of the sites’ great bonuses and
promotion offers.

The sheer convenience of mobile gaming makes online bingo the perfect solution for
those wanting to try their hand at gambling or fans who can’t make it to the bingo
hall. Thanks to the advent of the smartphone, players no longer need to arrange
plans or leave the house to have a night playing bingo but can do so from the
comfort of their own home. And of course, player’s can even play on the go, whether
they’re on the bus to work, at a friend’s house, at a café, morning, noon or night.

Labour: “Britain’s Population Through Immigration to Rise by 60%”

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For an island which only makes up 93,000 square miles, in contrast, the USA has eleven states larger than the UK, we are a tiny already overcrowded land mass.

Our current population as of 2015 was 65.14 million, and already the roads and transport systems are at buckling point. Housing is severely in shortage, hospitals have patients stuffed in corridors and broom cupboards, and schools have 50-60 children per class.

104,000,000 people packed into 93,000 square miles is of course acceptable to Labour, because they obviously have no standards of living, and their chief concern will be importing future Labour voters so they stay in perpetual power for the next fifty years.

Imagine the massive onslaught that will be wrought on Britain with another Labour open door policy, where literally 40 million people will be welcomed into the straining pit of Britain, to make a living hell, an even more unimaginable nightmare of existence.

Overpopulation

It would be silly not to mention the massive increase in breeding by migrant populations will completely change the whole landscape of the country not only culturally but economically where poverty, shanty towns, and crime will reign. It is estimated by 2035, Britain will thus have a population of over 112 million factoring migrant breeding.

Surpopulation

There will be no NHS as funding for a free service will have been dropped many years back, schools will all have class sizes of a minimum of 180 pupils, there will be severe civil unrest as only a few people will have jobs, there will be little or no money for welfare payments, and the country will buckle under massively overcrowded transport systems. Those who live in a house will be few and far between as the massive tower blocks housing hundreds of thousands of citizens in tiny rooms will be the norm.

The Malthusian nightmare is welcomed by Labour, they do not care for you or the ecosphere, as they cram and cram millions of people on top of each other like rats.

Sadly, the misinformed idiots who are fooled into voting Labour have no idea about its policies or the consequences of what will happen under their irresponsible communist regime. If they do have an idea of what is going to happen under Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour, they are obviously masochists and sadists who welcome self-punishment with a deranged smiling face.

 

EU Conspiracy Manipulated Electoral Polls to Dupe May Into Calling Early Election

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The Daily Squib warned of the dangers of Jeremy Corbyn and his band of sleeper cell silent voters months ago, but of course we are never taken seriously.

And so, we are now at an impasse, where the anti-Brexit, Marxist, Socialist, anti-private property, high tax loving, anti-business, pro-EU contingent have hijacked the high ground.

It seems the awkward timid Theresa May has seriously underestimated the seething self-hatred that underlines Modern Britain today when it comes to the socialist class and their Momentum movement of communistic fervour.

To try and explain that the socialists plans are not economically viable is redundant, as they do not hear sense, logic or factual data. In their communist brainwashing they are completely in allegiance to the soviet EU state which is run completely by unelected eurocrats.

The BBC bias is to be understood, as they receive large payments from the EU. The anti-Brexit activist Gina Miller from Guyana, is financed by George Soros, and the EU. The Labour party anti-Brexit operatives like Mandelson and Blair have a hotline direct to Brussels as they engineer more plots with Lib Dem vile traitors like Nick Clegg and Tim Farron.

Casting a shadow over Britain today is a PM fighting for her life, in a very subdued way. She does not seem to exude much passion or energy seeing as the polls are now showing a major movement towards the Marxist Labour party led by Jeremy Corbyn.

False promises

Instead of leading with a passionate Brexit strategy during campaigning, May instead talked about dementia, or other social issues which are low on scale of things to be done. She should have rallied the troops instead of turning left, and this is why she is now in a pit, having taken a gamble that may unseat the Tories.

It is evident that socialists do not care how much debt they put Britain in to fund their vast welfare spending drive. The only alarm bells that will ring is when all the money runs out, as happened in the last Labour government.

From a 22 point lead to minus 5

We may get a hung parliament, we may get a Labour majority in parliament, and from this mess, we may get a lesson in humility, that the silent majority in this country now who rear their heads only on election day are the millions of migrants let in by Blair, the millions of unemployable staunch communists, and the millions of disaffected brainwashed youth who march to the red sock sandalled step of Jeremy Corbyn.

June the 8th, will thus be an important election, because it may mean the loss of Brexit, the loss of private property in the UK, the loss of the royal family, the loss of business, the loss of entrepreneurial spirit, and ultimately the loss of Britain as a viable free nation.

 

Communist Land Grab: Labour Garden Tax Will Treble Your Council Tax

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It’s not only the rich with their vast gardens that will be hit hard, but the middle classes, pensioners and those trying to get on the property ladder. Even if you have a mid terraced property with a tiny garden, depending on the area you live in you will be paying over £4,500 per annum.

In Westminster local tax would rise a massive 2,300 per cent to £17,413 at the highest end.

In Kensington and Chelsea, where the average home is worth £1.4m, town hall taxes would jump from £1,208 to £23,213, an increase of £22,005, or 1,821 per cent.

One of the poorest council areas of England – Barking and Dagenham – would see hard pressed council tax payers faced with an average bill of more than 500 per cent more at £4,579 a year.

Jeremy Corbyn, a staunch communist Marxist has included the Land Value Tax in the Labour manifesto, and will implement the deadly tax on households as early as September  this year, once in power, leaving little or no time to sell up before the tax is implemented.

Not only will the Land Value Tax affect the most vulnerable in society and pensioners, but the tax will be exercised on farm land, thus increasing the price of food enormously.

Vegetables, bread, egg and milk prices will rise by an estimated 250% within the first year of the Labour tax and continue to rise year on year.

Naturally with such large costs incurred on homeowners, many will not be able to pay and repossessions will increase. Accompanied with the high rise of food costs in the UK, many will fall into poverty, which is what Jeremy Corbyn and his evil communist apparatchiks want.

housing uk

So, what can you do?

  1. Sell up and live in a flat somewhere
  2. Sell up and leave Britain
  3. Concrete over the garden and make it into a council car park
  4. Sell your garden to greedy council developers to house migrants and the unemployed
  5. Commit suicide and forget about it all

 

EXODUS: Where to Go If High Tax Jeremy Corbyn Wins Election?

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The watered down version of Anarcho-Communist ideology that Corbyn adheres to essentially will mean the abolition of private property for all and common ownership of the means of production.

Essentially under the Corbyn Sovietized regime, Britain would become a communist state where a network of voluntary associations and workers’ councils with production and consumption based on the guiding principle: “from each according to his ability, to each according to his need” would rule.

The Royal family would be abolished within the second or third year of the Corbyn Ten Year Plan. The process of de-funding the royal purse will commence slowly and almost unseen to the public, until legislation will be passed to completely de-fund the royal family in its entirety. All royal palaces and property will become property of the state, and deemed for the people.

Faced with tax bills of over 90% for the wealthy, many will leave these shores and take their wealth elsewhere. The time to start planning for this is now as the Labour party is already 5 points within the Conservatives according to recent polls. The brain drain will leave Britain without doctors, surgeons, scientists, and all other professional class, as well as entrepreneurial business.

The assumption that Labour will raise funds by taxing the rich within an inch of their lives is absolutely ridiculous, as many will go offshore to preserve their wealth. How is Corbyn going to fund his ‘free everything for everyone’ society when the majority of wealth moves out of the UK? All foreign investment into the UK will also cease as many are deterred by the inhibitive taxation system of the Labour government.

The mass exodus, and brain drain out of Britain will leave only the poor and struggling middle classes who will then be pulled into welfare poverty by the ever increasing tax demands of the welfare state.

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Queuing for a Soviet piece of bread

Labour’s ridiculous plans for tax hikes aimed at top earners and businesses will “not raise anything like” the £48.6 billion claimed and their proposals could turn out to be “economically damaging”, the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) has warned.

Britain is already suffering under a deficit of £1.2 Trillion, which was incurred by the Labour governments of Brown and Blair. With further budget black holes, funding for the NHS and crucial elements like schools, prisons, utilities will be non existent.

Soviet housing will make every Briton equal

Many will flee a Corbyn Britain of misery, no hope, civil unrest, mass poverty, violence and hardship. Do you want to bring your kids up in a country where there will be little or no police on the streets, no safety, no aspiration, no hope for the future, a bleak soviet landscape of grey damp rat infested concrete blocks crammed with millions of people?

A Corbyn Britain will be a dark place where many would rather kill themselves or leave forever rather than live another day in the communist hell where every part of your life is dictated to you by the state, where your every penny is snatched out of your pocket to fund some utopian dream that has never been realised in human history.

If you own any sort of property, business or wealth…start thinking about leaving right now before it is too late. Unfortunately, the insipid Tory election campaign has given Britain’s communists a huge leap in the polls, endangering the safety of the nation.

PLACES TO ESCAPE TO

  1. USA
  2. Australia
  3. New Zealand
  4. Canada

Tin Foil Hat Corbynistas: “Theresa May Set Up Manchester Bombing”

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Many of these vile theories are being bandied around on twitter by Corbyn supporters, who are frankly deranged in their despicable, thoughtless conspiracies, especially in a time of mourning for the dead.

One Corbyn supporter said: “Theresa May arranged MI5 to let the suicide bomber go ahead with the bombing so it will bring support to the Tory scum government.”

Another deranged maniac, and Corbyn supporter said: “Tory scum committed the bombing and planted the evidence on site. They want to change the election when we were winning.”

Thankfully the tweets were removed after much outrage from other more sane twitter readers.

However, this episode does throw some light into the type of people who are supporting Jeremy Corbyn, they are maniacal, deranged with low IQs, and are not only staunch Marxist communists but pathetic losers of the worst kind.

As for the likes of Tina Buckley, a Corbyn agitator and activist, her calling Theresa May a terrorist is quite hypocritical as it is her master Jeremy Corbyn, who supports Hamas and the IRA. If you vote for Jeremy Corbyn, you are clinically insane.