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The Neutrality of House Speaker Bercow and Other Things

LONDON - England - News from Westminster suggests that the current House Speaker, John Bercow is on the way out after his impartial intervention for the Trump visit.

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Let us read from the official website www.parliament.uk where it states quite clearly:

Politically impartial

Speakers must be politically impartial. Therefore, on election the new Speaker must resign from their political party and remain separate from political issues even in retirement. However, the Speaker will deal with their constituents’ problems like a normal MP.

And from here, let us go to the current House Speaker, John Bercow’s little tirade against the newly elected president of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

“Before the imposition of the migrant ban I would myself have been strongly opposed to an address by President Trump in Westminster Hall,” Mr Bercow told MPs.

“After the imposition of the migrant ban by President Trump I am even more strongly opposed to an address by President Trump in Westminster Hall.”

Parliamentary insiders have revealed some wonderful news, that this impartial imposition on Britain’s greatest ally could mean the end of Bercow as House Speaker. Rumours have it that his extreme left wing whore wife is the author of this mess, and has pushed her ‘impartial’ husband to deny Trump his day in parliament. If this is the case, the House Speaker has crossed a line from which he cannot recover.

Bercow, has of course many enemies in the Commons, particularly within the Tories, and they are now waiting for the moment to stick their daggers into Bercow’s back and finish him once and for all.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. To oppose giving a forum to Donald J. Trump is not a “political” position it is a “human rights” position. Trump is a nuclear terrorist who has proposed spreading nuclear bombs to every nation on Earth, and building many more in the US to keep them “ahead”.

    Just because Putin and some traitors steal an office that Trump will soon vacate doesn’t obligate the UK to pretend along with ’em. Wait for #PresidentPence …

  2. how can he call trump a racist? what proof does he have? if i were trump. he would be hearing from my lawyer. bercrow is now an utter embarrassment and a disgrace to Britain. get him removed!

    • We’ve been trying to get rid of this socialist ar*ehole for quite some time. That my dear old chap is a certainty.

  3. He made his own bed denying Trump his day in the British limelight and now must lie in that bed. Plain and simple, his mandate is not to be politically involved. He became involved and now must either resign with “respect” or be removed in disgrace.

    • To appear to sanction Trump is literally to break about a dozen treaties.

      As long as UK is in EU it has to abide by human rights laws of the EU…

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