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Lib Dems Want to Force Brits to All Wear EU Berets

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During a recent Liberal Democrat conference in Bournemouth, Sir Vince Cable, the Lib Dem leader announced the proposed changes to compulsory head wear.

“As Lib Dem leader and Chief Remoaner for Britain, I say to all our members that this EU beret is a jolly good idea. Once we reverse Brexit and are back in the comforting arms of Brussels, we shall make it law that every British EU citizen wear an EU beret at all times, even when asleep or in the shower.”

The Lib Dem leader was then asked by one member whether they could take off the EU beret whilst swimming?

“Absolutely not! All swimming baths will have special rubber EU berets on hand to give to swimmers to replace their woolly ones.”

EU Sharia Beret Law

Another EU beret wearing Lib Dem then asked Mr. Cable whether dead people or people in hospital surgery would be prosecuted for not wearing an EU beret?

“At all times means at all times. Even if you’re dead in a coffin, you and your relatives will be prosecuted if found not to be wearing an EU beret. We have to show our profound love for Brussels at all times. Astronauts will not be exempt, and neither will the Queen. In fact, Her Royal Highness will have to wear an EU beret over her crown and if she doesn’t, she too would be prosecuted under EU law.”

Luckily, the changes will only take place after Brexit is reversed by the Lib Dems.

Tricks of Wise Binary Options Trading

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What Wise Traders Do

Wise traders are savvy people, mistrustful of other people, who always want to act on their own initiative. They want to make their own trading decisions, and even when they follow trade signals provided by someone else, they still apply their own criteria and decide not to follow some of the trade signals.

Wise binary options trading is no different, and wise binary option traders are mistrustful of big promises and effortless money, they know that big profits are possible only through some kind of personal effort.

So instead of focusing on popular stocks, such as Apple, or trading in the way that is most
popular to trade, wise traders think differently. They will trade less popular stocks, they will
trade binary options on two different stocks, and they will look to achieve true limited risk
trades. By definition all binary options offer limited risk, since the initial premium is all you can lose.

But wise binary traders take into account price and time analysis, probability patterns, and the possibility to make synthetic binary option trades. A synthetic binary option trade is one which consists of 2 or more carefully selected binary options, so that big risk is really limited, and so that the payout of one option offsets the cost of buying the other.

These trading methods were developed by classic stock option traders in previous decades, they are not new concepts. It’s just that binary traders who know what they are doing, implement these old concepts using binary options and sometimes they combine them with a directional trade, such as a CFD trade, on the same underlying market.

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Wise Traders are Specialists

Wise binary options trading is not different, and is about being a specialist. Even if you know a market extremely well, as far as the direction it will take, you can still be wrong on the timing and this means that a binary option will expire worthless. On markets such as EURUSD for example, is best to devise partially directional trades, with hedging insurance.

You can make it so that you will make no profit if the market rises by 100 pips over 3 days, you will get your money back if starts dropping, and you will make a small, high probability profit if it does rise by more than 100 pips over 3 days. This can be done with a combination of binary options alone, or with the use of one more CFD trade. The point is that you can be wrong on the timing and still not lose money, or stand to lose too little compared to what you can make.

Most markets are hard to predict on both price and time at the same time, there are scalping strategies where this can work. But in most cases, and for most markets, predictability of both price and time seems to exist between the one week and two week period.

And this can work just fine with hedged trades where the options expire in 2 or 3 days, you simply place a series of these trades one after the other.

Thirty minute binary options can also be profitable, using similar synthetic, hedged trades, and by taking advantage of specific time zones in the forex market. EURUSD for example is likely to touch new price levels during the London or New York trading session, and very likely not to touch new levels, during the Asian trading session.

Synthetic hedged trades make less or much less profit than simple outright trades, but the probability of a profit, over many trades is extremely high.

Trade Binary Options Wisely

‘Mother’ Film About Social Liberalism and the Planet

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When a film as misunderstood as Mother is doing the rounds and riling the cinema going masses, one has to pay attention to the source of agitation.

Mother is inherently about liberal socialism and how it eventually leads to destruction, either when all the money runs out, or too many people ruin the party.

Liberalism is permissive and inclusive to a point, but this permissiveness without filters always leads to an overcrowded, chaotic mess where all semblance of order is diminished in the end. There are contradictions to the model of socialist progressives, especially in the United States, where they say they are for free speech yet censor anything that is not their liberal point of view, look at socialist companies like Google and Facebook. The modern liberal social justice warrior that we find these days, find themselves portraying a stance that they are inclusive and progressive, however when it comes to opposing points of view especially from a conservative angle, they have some cut-off point and only see things in their blinkered socialist viewpoint.

By allowing some of all, liberal socialists also allow all sorts of nastiness into their home, and from there things spiral. Look at socialist Venezuela today in a state of anarchy and civil war. Look at America’s black problem, created mainly by liberals and their policies over many years, the problem is getting worse every day. American liberals have basically enabled the majority of the black population to continue a lifetime of poverty by pushing the welfare system onto them, and once in there it is very hard to get out of, especially when African Americans are taught from youth by the system to be dependent on welfare.

In the Internationalist sense, being permissive and inclusive with regards to the human diaspora is always a good thing, however it must be tempered with solid, knowledgeable judgement and a smattering of exclusivity.

The film is also an allegory on how allowing everything without barrier into your own house (planet) you eventually are the harbinger of your own destruction. We can see this today in an overcrowded, overpopulated, polluted Malthusian nightmare of a planet ruled by liberals, albeit, greedy ones. Our whole planet’s eco system has been plundered and robbed by the same people who are now preaching about climate change and preserving the environment. This ultimate hypocrisy committed by the ruling liberal elite is one of the main reasons why many cannot take them seriously.

However one views the allegorical context of the film, whether in a religious Christian context, political or societal, the film is quite clear cut in its message. We as a species are the bringers of our own doom, and the time we are at now, is the time when we will either excel to higher bounds, or deteriorate to the level of extinction, from which the eternal mother will make a circular rotation either starting with us again, or most likely without us.

Whatever happens, the universe will carry on existing as if nothing happened, even if there is a total extinction event.

Daily Squib Publishing Acquires 67% Stake in Rolling Stone Magazine Sale

“It’s more a sign of the times. There is little or no rock’n’roll any more. We had only sub-par r’n’b acts in the charts, and shite electronica that anyone who has a pc and some software can conjure up in five minutes. This is the music biz today, no music that will knock the bones outta you any more. Just crap. There’s only so many times you can have Jay z and Beyonce on the front cover,” founder Jann Wenner told the Rolling Stone magazine in its last issue.

This latest Daily Squib acquisition was made for the princely sum of 67 cents. Another three publishing companies bid for the rest of the 33 cents out of the full dollar purchase price.

“It was first come first served. The Squib were in there like a mouth open groupie waiting on a backstage pass. We want to turn around the music press, we want to change demand back to the guitar, to wailing vocals and rock stars that blow their brains out over their audiences. If we eradicate all this other background noise and create a new enriched vibe for guitar driven music we will have gone back to the roots of rock’n’roll. Bands will start popping up again who actually want to feel the spirit of rock again, not this douche hip hop rap r’n’b ponce stuff that is not musically viable and is awful torrid template stuff that is churned over ad infinitum,” our editor said today.

The good news is in a few weeks time the music biz will be back to its normal self again, the bad news is it may take some serious cardiac electroshocking to get there because the state of the biz is so bad.

Theresa May Remainers Stalling Brexit As Time Runs Out

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The longer Britain stays in the EU, and its prison-like octopus structure, the more of our money is thrown down the drain.

The longer Britain is a slave to the EU, the less time we have to make crucial International trade deals.

The longer Britain stays tied to the EU chains the longer it will take to take charge of our own borders and laws.

The longer Britain stays in minefield of EU laws, the longer it will take for our own Justice system to make our own laws and govern our own country.

Every day, every hour, every minute and second is a crucial point to which Theresa May and her Remainer colleagues are counting on stalling Brexit.

If a Brexiteer had been in charge, we would have left the EU months ago, but unfortunately the country is stuck with a weather beaten Remoaner who says one thing here, and does another thing there. Amongst all the EU-friendly ‘transition’ deals, the £30 billion payoffs, and kowtowing to every EU demand, Theresa May is moving along at a snail’s pace. She is a liability to Brexit, as is her Remainer dominated Cabinet.

Brexit will never happen with Theresa May and Philip Hammond at the helm, because at the end of the day, they will call it ‘Brexit’ however nothing will have changed and Britain will still be a subjugate of the EU.

Only Boris Johnson, Jacob Rees-Mogg, John Redwood and a few others know what Brexit means.

Boris Johnson – ‘Breath of Fresh Air’ From May’s Remainer Led Brexit

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We’ve been saying it all along since the beginning, Theresa May is a wishy washy Remainer pretending to conduct a Brexit she or her Remainer Cabinet friends do not want.

Here is a woman, who is willing to pay the enemy £30 Billion of our money just so some EU scum sucking unelected faceless prat can stiff the UK even further whilst enjoying the luxury and perks we pay for.

As Theresa May bends over to every EU demand and lets Britain take it up the shaft, there are real Brexiteers who are being kept in the back room, they are being muzzled and the fucking thing is, it is these people who should be out there on the Brexit frontline, NOT Remainers, like Amber Crudd, Philip ‘Slime’ Hammond and the others.

Some Fucking Balls

Boris Johnson is frankly a breath of fresh air from the anti-British Remainer stink that is emanating from the foaming Remainer Cabinet much like a shit filled cesspit overflowing over the House of Commons lawn.

Well, you have the Remainer civil servants putting their spanners into everything, you’ve got the National Office of Statistics who utilise their own statistics for Project Fear projections that never happened, you’ve got the Remainer-led Cabinet with a Prime Minister more concerned with appeasing the EU than getting us the fuck out of it.

Theresa May does not communicate, so of course we need someone like Johnson and Reese-Mogg to do something about this unholy mess.

In the interests of Brexit, one or two things must go, and we are hoping that this lickspittle talentless old crone Theresa May and her remoaning treacherous cronies are booted out of the Cabinet once and for all. This is the only way a real Brexit will take place.

Jean Claude Juncker does not take the simpering woman Theresa May seriously, he openly laughs out into her face, maybe gives off a cognac burp or farts in her general direction. The EU negotiators are not trembling in their boots, au contraire, everything is going their way thanks to the fucking traitorous Remainers within the government.

As for the £350 million that is sent to Brussels each week, this figure is true and cannot be disputed. The funny fact is that every year the figure changes, and next year it will be higher.

The longer we stay in the customs union and single market, the worse it is for Britain.

We need to cut loose, and we need someone as big and bold as Boris Johnson to do it, to swim with the sharks and give ’em a good one two on the nose, to take Juncker by the lapel and shout in his ear so that these animals know who the fucking boss is. No more cowardly simpering nonsense from the likes of May and her Remainer colleagues who are every day letting Britain slip into the quagmire of EU slime.

London Underground: The Terrorist Playground – Parsons Green Bomb

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Anyone carrying anything on the London Underground could be a threat, anyone putting their bag down on the London Underground during travel could be putting down a deadly device designed to create maximum destruction and terror.

Unfortunately this is the technique of terrorists who wish to create terror, especially on soft targets like the London underground system.

Every day millions of people use the underground system to travel to work and utilise it for their other travel needs. As a travel network it is highly crowded, not only with local Londoners but with tourists.

London already had the 7/7 terror attacks and since then thankfully there have not been any more attacks, however the spate of atrocities created by terrorists on parliament and London bridges recently has seen an up tick in terror incidents within the central London area.

Crowded places are tempting targets for terrorists which create a lot of fear within the public, this is why terrorists want to use these areas for their work.

Should Londoners be vigilant? Of course, they should, but London has been attacked many times by many factions and people have lived their lives without kowtowing to terror.

Thanks to the Labour, London Mayor’s lax view on security and a relatively un-policed London Underground there will most probably more terror attacks on the horizon.

The Parson’s Green bomb did not fully detonate today, which will luckily give the security forces a good idea of who created the bomb.

The fear is that terrorists could utilise bombs to spread chemical agents or viruses which would be spread throughout the underground system through the ventilation systems. Let us hope this terror attack did not use this bomb as a vehicle to distribute such an agent.

What should you do to ensure you and your family’s safety?

  • Limit your time in crowded places.
  • If you can walk to a destination walk there. Do not use the underground unless it is wholly necessary.
  • Limit your use of all public transport, especially the London Underground system which is very hard to police.
  • The worst times to use the underground tube system is in rush hour and weekends, so avoid those times if possible.
  • Do not vote for a Labour London Mayor ever again.

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Jean Claude Juncker State of the Union Address to EU Parliament

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Jean-Claude Juncker has claimed the UK will ultimately “regret” Brexit in comments which are likely to provoke a political firestorm.

After an hour of addressing the European Parliament, Mr Juncker finally mentioned Brexit.

The president of the European Commission said: “March 29, 2019, that will be the date when the United Kingdom will leave the European Union. This will be a very sad and tragic moment in our history as the EU will lose its primary cash cow.”

Jean-Claude Juncker today addressed an “appeal to reason” to Great Britain to avert “destruction of a great world empire — the EU,” but he made it clear that rejection would mean an attack with all of the forces at the command of the EU powers.

“In this hour and before this body,” the unelected president of the European Commission told the EU Reichstag in the presence of Belgian Kommandant Guy Verhofstadt, “I feel myself obliged to make one more appeal to reason to England.”

“I do this not as a victor, but for the triumph of common sense.”

Without delivering any ultimatum, Juncker said that it had never been on his desire or his aim to destroy the British “scum”.

The president of the EU Commission warned against interpreting his appeal as weakness and said that “Farage may parry my words with the claim that I feel doubt or fear, but in any case I will have my knowledge that I acted rightly, according to my conscience.”

The president said that his cardinal aims in foreign policy had been friendship with Britain.

“Despite my sincere efforts it has not been possible,” he said, “to achieve the friendship with England which I believed would have been blessed by both.”

Juncker made it clear that rejection of his appeal to “reason” would result in a “final” attack upon Britain with every resource that the EU led by Germany could throw into the battle.

 

As he spoke German and EU trade sanctions were launched over the British Isles again slashing British shipping in what the EU had said was a mere preliminary to the long threatened “blitzkrieg” offensive by the European Union in another attempt to invade England for the second time since 1941.

Juncker said that the EU armed forces, toughened by their mighty sweep through Europe, were stronger today than before the war started.

The EU has a greater supply of munitions; iron, gasoline, food and other essentials are more than adequate, he declared, regardless of the length of the Brexit negotiations.

Juncker said documents found in Jersey June 19 contained reports of secret meetings of the Brexit Council and that marginal notes by David Davies and Theresa May showed the “machinations of the Brexitmongerers regarding all EU nations.”

They intended, he said, “to use Ireland for their own interest, turn Norway, Denmark, Poland and Sweden into a theatre of Brexit and had planned a bombardment of International trade deals bypassing the EU.”

 

These “Brexiteers,” Juncker said, “inflicted an appalling fate on hundreds of thousands, even millions, of their own people, callously enforcing mass Brexit evacuations for their own people.”

“What is coming will visit the people, not Farage, who will probably be in America with his dumbkoff mate, Trump,” Juncker said in caustic reference to the British MEP as a warning to the British people of the effects of EU blitzkrieg attack.

“He may think the outcome will be the annihilation of the EU and Germany, but it will the destruction of a great world empire — the destruction of which was never my wish or aim.”

Juncker recalled his speech of Oct. 6, in which he said he had stretched out his hand to England, even though he was then convinced of EU military and economic superiority and of the outcome of the Brexit.

He said his hand had been rejected, as had all of his peace offers in the past.

“I regret the victims the Brexit will exact among civilians in Britain as well as among EU citizens,” he said, “even though I know millions of young EU citizens are straining to fight England.”

He warned Britain against viewing his appeal to reason as a weakness.

“Farage may parry my words with the claim that I feel doubt or fear, but in any case I will have the knowledge that I acted rightly according to my conscience,” he said.

Juncker praised Kommandant Verhofstadt and Verfügungstruppe, Colonel Martin Selmayr warmly for their participation in the war on Germany’s side.

 

Juncker declared:

“German-Franco EU relations have been thoroughly and decisively established, as even British statesmen will also learn.”

Juncker said that he had heard the cry of Farage and the London politicians that the Brexit must go on.

“I am not sure that they understand what such a Brexit will be,” he said. Juncker also paid grateful tribute to the EU parliament and EU leadership as well as to the civil population, “whom our enemies thought they could separate from me.”

Juncker said that the men in various European countries who wanted “honest peace” had been denounced as “weaklings” or traitors or as “fifth columnists.” He denounced “the scribblers” who called such men fifth columnists and charge them with following a “criminal” policy.

The victories of the EU in the west proved that he, Juncker, was right and his enemies wrong, the EU president continued.

“We have established a front from the North Cape to the Spanish frontier and with incredibly small losses compared to the World Wars. All of this territory without a single shot being fired,” he said.

Juncker reviewed the progress of the European Union from the beginning and repeated the German reasons for occupation of Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Poland, France, Spain, Portugal and Italy and the Low countries, declaring the EU tactics from the first had been to to subdue those nations both economically and politically and then to invade those countries.

“Deputies, in the midst of a great battle for the freedom and greatness of the Great German Empire. I called you,” he said. “The necessity for this is an historic hour.

“I asked from those who we have controlled and Lorded over for forty years to surrender their idea of Brexit. If Farage and the Brexiteers felt half the responsibility toward Europe that I did they never would have started the Brexit.

“After the Brexit we will be able to recount how numerous severe blows and setbacks were overcome and converted into victory,” he added.

“The only remarkable thing about the British is how such miserably equipped and poorly trained, abominable Brexiteers could be employed for such a serious task.”

Jim Carrey Reveals the Truth at Meaningless Hollywood Awards Ceremony

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It’s hard to control some people, and that’s the truth of being Jim Carrey, a man who does know the truth about how meaningless and banal Hollywood celebrities are, unfortunately he is stuck as being one himself.

“Here is a man stuck in the false plastic world of Hollywood. He seems to be playing the game, but is actually defying the whole system by attending meaningless awards shows for Hollywood icons.

“Let’s break that down for a second, by attending a meaningless ceremony, this guy has transcended the meaning of the meaningless ceremony by being nothing himself.

“In reality, we are truly nothing, and these so-called Hollywood icons who think they are something, are nothing as well, therefore, their attendance at a nothing ceremony celebrating nothing equals…nothing! Something, that moronic fake tanned brainless plastic E News reporter will never understand,” a man outside of the ceremony revealed.

Just to recap: nothing + nothing = nothing

Lilium Air Taxis – The Future of Travel

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We rarely get so excited about seeing anything these days, but Lilium, the world’s first electric vertical take-⁠off and landing jet, made us just bust a nut!

There are many other companies pursuing the same goal in creating flying taxis/cars, but Lilium has surpassed its competitors with its superior approach, not only to design but its technological innovative approach to aeronautical engineering.

This incredible machine could only be innovated by the masters of vehicular engineering, the Germans.

Not only is the aeronautical design of the flying vehicle smooth simple, streamlined and classy, but its transition electrical propulsion VTOL (Vertical Take-Off and Landing) system is thoroughly unique and truly does embody what we want to see in the future skies.

The Lilium Jet consists of a rigid winged body with 12 flaps. Each one carries three electric jet engines. Depending on the flight mode, the flaps tilt from a vertical into a horizontal position.

At take-off, all flaps are tilted vertical, so that the engines can lift the aircraft. Once airborne, the flaps gradually tilt into a horizontal position, leading the aircraft to accelerate. When they have reached complete horizontal position, all lift necessary to stay aloft is provided by the wings as on a conventional aeroplane.

The beauty of this system is its simplicity. In comparison to existing concepts, Lilium Jets require no gearboxes, no foldable or variable pitch propellers, no water-cooling, and no aerodynamic steering flaps. Just tiltable electric engines.

What’s more: The Lilium Jet has the highest possible structural efficiency. As we can provide differential thrust from the engines in cruise flight, no stabilizing tail is necessary.

This supreme feat of engineering excellence means that the Lilium Jet is highly efficient in its usage of energy, safe, and environmentally friendly.

Can’t wait till these things hit the skies.

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