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Why Burstcoin is the Answer to an Eco Friendly Cryptocurrency

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Burstcoin is the future of cryptocurrency because it is ecologically green to mine, and is safe to use.

Mining Bitcoin and other graphic card utilising cryptos is killing the planet. The amount of resources used to mine these heavily electricity reliant currencies is causing an ecological disaster.

Look at the Bitcoin farms in China/ Russia/ Iceland/ America where vast amounts of electricity are used to mine these coins; where the amount of heat generated by these number crunching GPU/ASIC graphics modules have to be cooled down.

As network difficulty rises, so do the numbers of machines introduced into the mining chain, causing even more ecological damage.

The solution = Burstcoin.

Burstcoin is mined solely by hard disks which use minimal amounts of electricity and when not mining are dormant.

Burstcoin, instead of being embraced by crypto users has instead been wholly ignored but this is a danger, especially as it is the cryptocurrency that is not only ecologically efficient but run in a way that is SAFE. Yes, safety is a paramount concern in the world of cryptocurrencies, and Burstcoin is the safest most efficient coin around.

In this time of financial turmoil in the world of economics and stockmarkets, Burstcoin is a solid, green, eco-friendly, private, secure cryptocurrency.

Hell, even John McAfee says so, and who are we to disagree with him.

 

Prominent business publisher Forbes has been alerted to the greatness of Burstcoin.

Cryptocurrency users worldwide must see the benefits of Burstcoin.

Don’t think just about the money, but think about our planet too.

Everytime you use the other heavy electricity usage GPU/ASIC mining currencies you are effectively damaging finite resources on this planet.

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Have some responsibility ecologically. Use Burstcoin, the only GREEN currency on earth to save the earth.

Mining Burstcoins is so easy as well. All you need is hard disk space to spare, and you are almost ready to go.

Who doesn’t like making money?

You can make money with a few terabytes of hard disk space in less than a few hours to set up at minimal cost to you.

Here is a video on how to get started mining Burstcoin

 

Burst also benefits from a lively, friendly community of people on the official forum, https://burstforum.net/.

The official Burst site at https://www.burst-coin.org/ has much information and resources for beginners, and it is still not too late to start mining. Reddit also has an excellent resource rich forum for Burstcoin here.

If you are willing to set up a good mining rig at minimal cost, you can start coining it in immediately, even with network difficulty rising slightly.

We wrote about Burstcoin awhile back and since then the price and market cap has risen quite a bit even though in any crypto, one has to deal with fluctuations.

If you are in it for the long term though, you should not be bothered by market noise.

Think about the long term sustainable green ecological nature of Burst and you will be rewarded in the end — guaranteed.

So, come on, there is no time to lose

The future of cryptocurrency lies in Burstcoin, and in a few years time this coin will be a major, secure, eco-friendly player, and the price will have risen to mark its real value.

Start planning now for your future, your Burstcoin future..

Fear Index (VIX) Jumps 116% Aaaargh!

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The usually comatose fear index (VIX) has jumped 115.60% and is rising by the hour.

Stockbrokers are running around their offices scurrying like rats from a sinking ship!

Investors are getting the fear..like serious fear.

If Bitcoin can drop like a rock, why not legitimate stocks?

Maybe this is revenge by the hackers and dark netters after their Bitcoin high was spiked by various governments.

It only makes sense, if governments want to hurt Crypto, the hackers and users on the dark net will fight back.

Shit flies when the shit storm hits, and fear rises faster than it takes a margin call to liquidate your positions.

Sure, this could be a correction, hang in there, maybe even buy more, but what if it ain’t, you’ll be locked in as the stocks hit the floor, your once tidy profit now a worthless piece of shit.

Can you seriously watch the whole market drop while holding? No, siree! Better to dump, keep what cash you have.

There’s also the Democrats, obviously they are enjoying this every moment with avid appreciation at the destruction of the Teflon Don, but what if the Dems engineered this fall? Well, they’ll hurt their people as much as others, although the hierarchy will only see that as collateral damage, and a necessary evil.

Who frickin’ knows what will happen now? The fall is contagious as much as fear is, and it spreads like wildfire, it speeds up, accelerates and burns every corner of the global financial markets.

Some say we need to burn sometimes, but c’mon, it’s way better to ride the waves of a bull market than suffer the burn of a bear market. If you can short, that’s good for you, you should have been shorting from 26,000. Bully for you, you’re actually making a packet right now, and it’s going to drop further.

Silicon valley, the place where all the big geeks and companies live will be hit, we’re talking Google, Amazon and Facebook. Their fat smiles will be wiped off their faces as tech stocks smash into the ground leaving their once-upon-a-time billionaire faces nursing some serious smacked ass hole grimaces.

Come to think of it, the carnage is only just beginning and the VIX tells all. Two things rule this world, FEAR and GREED. The carrot or the stick. At this moment in time, that stick is beating down hard, and if you don’t get your money out, there won’t be a pension, there won’t be a nice holiday home, or a retirement fund, it will all be a dream people once had, and it’s all gone, like a sniff of the panties of that girl you had only once, never to be encountered ever again.

Stockmarket Down But Be Positive Inflation Shoots Up

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The Dow may have dropped 1,500 from a high of 26k, but look on the bright side folks, inflation is rising at an astronomical level.

What that means is everything just keeps getting more expensive. Your credit cards, mortgages and all the other shit created by bankers to siphon off money from your wallets at ridiculously high rates.

Will we see further drops in the stockmarket? Ah, it’ll go sideways here for awhile, consolidation, then up a teeny bit, but mostly down from now on.

Don’t blame Trump, this is cyclical, and cannot be controlled.

We wrote about the bubble popping awhile ago, last year to be precise, and here we are.

The Dow dropping 1,600 points is a drop in the ocean though when the market falls 60% then there will be cause for concern.

How can you tell where the bottom is? That’s a hard one, almost like trying to find the highest high, but the lowest low will be the place where buying interest starts again. At the moment the stockmarket is so overbought that there is no intrinsic link to reality in the economy. Corrections are a natural phase.

There may be acceleration in momentum on the downside, if this occurs, don’t bother phoning the broker, the phone will be off the hook. Just gently put your head between your legs and kiss your stocks goodbye.

Sit back, break out the Schlitz, dip in the popcorn, and fucking relax…but only if you sold everything like yesterday.

Why EU Countries Will Embrace Communism

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The EU is a Soviet construct utilising collectivist techniques to strip former sovereign nations of their ability to construct their own laws, and dictating fiscal rules that rob former nations of making their own economic decisions.

Ruled by an unelected core of technocrats, the EU Commission, they answer to no one, unlike a democracy where elected officials answer to an electorate.

Ask any European to name one single person who rules over them in the EU Commission, and you will get a blank answer. The sad part about this is that the regular EU citizen is not phased by this, instead they go on living their simple lives without questioning anything.

After the Berlin Wall fell in 1989, the Soviet officials in the Eastern German communist government were integrated into the EU ruling hierarchy.

Today we are seeing the fruits of their endeavours, with an EU so closely integrated that it is nigh on impossible for a nation to remove itself from the dictatorial structure.

The UK may never leave the EU because of the various Marxist economic rules intertwined within its makeup. In the unlikely event that Britain does manage to escape this Eurocommunist construct, one can only pity the nations left behind, who will have the rest of their sovereignty eviscerated and integrated into ‘Ever Closer Union’.

To see the proud Gaelic Irish race, who fought tooth and nail to gain freedom from rule for thousands of years, join the EU without even a whimper, not even a fight is sad beyond belief. These proud fighters have condemned their nation and people to be ruled as slaves by Brussels, where their every move is dictated, where their every law is ordered and where their every economic decision is instated without their say. To fight for thousands of years, then surrender your sovereignty without a single fight is a sign that there are defeated people amongst us, and the Irish are a lost race in the EU.

Socialists, Marxists, and ill-informed actors, always cite Winston Churchill as wanting this communist sovietised EU construct, but they are wrong, Churchill hated communism, and to see a massive communist bloc emerge in Europe would have frightened his political sensibilities. His vision of a European future was to see an Anglo-Franco union, but this never happened. Instead, we now have a Germano-Franco union ruling over the subsidiary countries.

The Soviet style that the EU has adopted is more of a Maoist modern Chinese communistic counterpart incorporating little utopian bits like the free-movement amongst all states Schengen Zone. EU communism can also be coined as the New Communism, or Eurocommunism. Economically speaking, the EU values capitalism, and yet is communist, much like China which embraces free market capitalism opposed to communist economics, yet is still a communist state.

Mikhail Gorbachev once commented after the fall of the Berlin wall: “The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe.”

Current Russian leader, Vladimir Putin has said: “Above all, we should acknowledge that the collapse of the Soviet Union was a major geopolitical disaster of the century. As for the Russian nation, it became a genuine drama. Tens of millions of our co-citizens and co-patriots found themselves outside Russian territory. Moreover, the epidemic of disintegration infected Russia itself.”

And from this disintegration of Old Soviet Russia came a New Soviet EUnion construct deep in the heart of Europe, called the European Union, and in the future, it will admit what it really is, ‘The Soviet European Union’. As for Russia, the plan probably highest in EU military circles, within the newly formed EU Army will be integration of Russia. From there, Putin and his cronies will have their old Soviet state back, that is if they survive the purges.

Modern communism within the EU is softened down version much like China, where religion is tolerated relatively, and there is heavy use of censorship to limit alternative viewpoints to its socialist ideologies.

In essence, the EU wants to spread as far as it can go. The planners deep in the EU Commission would like the EU  to take over the world economically, much like they have conquered European nations, without a single shot being fired. What the EU is is the Fourth Reich backwards. Where Hitler began militarily to conquer Europe, the EU conquered Europe economically. Once this was completed, this is when it was safe to talk about creating an EU Army so as not create fear amongst its conquered subjects.

The future of Europe is one that will be fraught with conflict thanks to the aspirations of the unelected leaders of the EU who will invariably coax Russia into skirmishes along the borders. It was EU meddling in the Ukraine that finally awoke the sleeping bear, and Putin decided enough was enough. There will be more of these incidents occurring, until the Russian bear is mobilised completely, and the EU leaders will have what they want, a full conventional ground war, and more of a reason for ever closer union.

 

 

American Heritage Foundation: “Donald Trump Will Be Added to Mount Rushmore Presidents”

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Much to the chagrin of Democrats and socialists, President Donald Trump is such a success, that the American Heritage Foundation (AHF) has reserved a place for the president on Mount Rushmore.

The foundation’s secretary, Janice Anderson, was adamant that president Trump deserved the honour of being remembered on Mount Rushmore with all of America’s other great presidents forever.

“President Donald Trump has brought America up again after many years of stagnation under that other guy. The economy is zooming ahead, manufacturing, exports, oil production, jobs, and low unemployment. The stock market just rises and rises beyond any levels we could have ever dreamed of, and the Democrats are dumbfounded, lost, and speechless. What Mr. Trump has done for the American people is beyond anything we have seen ever, and he’s got more, there’s more to come. The Teflon Don. What a guy? What a prez!”

According to tradition, the Mount Rushmore Donald Trump statue would be completed a few years after he leaves office.

“We have commissioned the finest sculptors from Italy to come here and complete the statue. It would take about one and a half years to complete. The sculptors have also compensated for the Don’s haircut, which would effectively make the statue 75 feet taller than the other statues, but we are sure that would be pleasing to the president.

“Donald Trump’s head would go next to Abraham Lincoln’s, as there is a spot there ready for crafting. Altogether, the statue will cost the US taxpayer $42 million, that’s a drop in the ocean compared to what Donald Trump has brought to America economically.”

Venice Trattoria Charges Jap Tourists 450,000 Euros For Fish Platter

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Four Japanese tourists who ordered a fish platter consisting of one slice of trout, one slice of salmon and a few lettuce leaves, plus a round of cokes to drink were astounded to receive a bill from the Trattoria Mafiosi, in St Marks Square, for 450,000 euros.

“Like all the dumb Japs, they paid up and left,” Luigi Montagna, the eatery’s laughing 5″1 owner told the local Venetian news.

To say it is dangerous to eat in Venice if you are a foreigner is an understatement. The unscrupulous restaurant owners love to rip off tourists who they think don’t know better.

“The tourist he say to me he want a lasagne. I slap on a teaspoon of mincemeat, half cook, then throw on a piece of lettuce over the top. He smile like it best Italian food in world. I charge him 670 euros not including tax. He leaves happy, I leave restaurant straight to my mistress, happy. We all happy, innit?” another Venetian restauranter revealed with jocularity.

It takes fucking balls to charge someone that amount of money for a mediocre meal and get away with it. We asked an Italian psychologist what kind of person could get away with such behaviour?

The balls of an Italian – Avercele

“Balls! Avercele! Only an Italian can charge such large amounts. We have the biggest hairy balls in the world. As a man during the day, you have to touch your balls every few minutes, you know pat them, treat them nice. This is why Italian restaurants can charge obscene amounts of money to tourists and get away with it, like nothing happened. Balls. That’s what Pacino said in Scarface, the only thing that give orders is Balls. Women can’t do this shit, they don’t have the balls, and they don’t have Italian balls, the biggest fucking balls in the fucking world. That’s why we drive Ferraris and Lamborghini. That’s why we shoot for goal from halfway line, that’s why we can charge a Japanese tourist 750,000% over the normal asking price — Balls!” Professor of Psychology at Venice University, Gianluca Palle, revealed.

The Venetian Tourist Board advised all visitors to Venice to be prepared to be ripped off at all restaurants as it is an “Italian customary right to inflict ridiculous prices on tourists”.

In November 2017, a British tourist dubbed a Venice restaurant “horrible and disgusting” after being charged €25,526 (£22,420) for lunch for three. The tourist from Coventry ate with his parents at Trattoria Stronzo in the central San Marco district, ordering a spread of food and sharing it between them. Italian restaurants often charge by weight rather than portion, and the restaurant denied any wrongdoing.

Venice mayor Luigi Coglione introduced fines last year of 2,000 euros to dissuade tourists from littering, walking around topless and other acts deemed inappropriate, but also said tourists “need to shell out a bit” when eating in the city, following criticisms of extortionate bills at restaurants.

Anti-Art #metoo Puritans Order Removal of All Female Nude Paintings Worldwide From Galleries

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When it comes to the #metoo new puritanism that is sweeping the politically correct sovietized West, there is no place sacrosanct.

Now that the art world and museums are being targeted worldwide by the cultureless puritans and their ISIS-like penchant for erasing history with destruction, new levels of censorship and banning are being reached daily.

“I saw a Roman statue of a female nymph. The statue objectifies the female form and accentuates her breasts and privates. This is disgusting. We should ban everything Roman,” one social justice warrior yelled at the British museum’s Roman section.

The woman was then pointed towards the Greek section of the museum where she went even more hysterical after spying a sculpture of a Greek Goddess fellating a male lion according to some myth or something.

Of course the sculpture of a nude woman objectifies the female form, that is what art is meant to do, it is meant to present this piece of stone, then transform it into this wonderful curvaceous objectification of the beautiful female form. It is in essence a celebration of the female. What the fuck is wrong with that? Sculptures and painters have been doing it for thousands of years.

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Gustave Courbet’s 1866 painting “The Origin of the World”

The vagina and vulva have been depicted in art from prehistory to the contemporary art era of the 21st century. Visual art forms representing the female genitals encompass two-dimensional (e.g. paintings) and three-dimensional (e.g. statuettes). As long ago as 35,000 years ago, people sculpted Venus figurines that exaggerated the abdomen, hips, breasts, thighs, or vulva.

Feminist activist Gina Warte, has applauded an obscure Manchester art gallery — which will either hopefully be burned to the ground or attendance dropped to zero — that recently threw out a Waterhouse painting depicting some salacious nymphs coaxing a man into a pond. This pre-Raphaelite masterpiece has now been consigned to the bin thanks to the feminazi puritans.

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“This Waterhouse painting showed a vile depiction of young women as objects in a pond asking a man to join them. In 2018 wimmin hate men and we would never ask a man to join us in the water only if we could drown the bastard. I myself have never slept with a man or had relations with a man because I have big arms, a hairy chest and my vulva looks like a pair of testicles dangling between my legs. I am therefore angry at men for rejecting me.”

All galleries worldwide were warned in a global poster campaign funded by shady socialist groups that they have until next week to remove all depictions of women from all galleries, especially if nude.

John D. Salinger, a gallery owner from New York was not amused by the anti-art, anti-female form puritanical activism that has been going around.

“Puritans have a choice. They can stay away from the art gallery, they can switch off, they can hide in their room, but for fuck’s sake, let us other people enjoy what we’ve been enjoying for thousands of years, i.e. the female nude body. Just go and shoot yourself in your brainwashed nazi brain.”

Women at the Oscars – A History of Academy Snubs

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Women in film have not only had a hard time on the so-called ‘casting couch’ throughout history, but at the celebration of film, the yearly Oscars ceremonies where sadly women have suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, by being trumped on the podium by male actors/producers/directors.

Betway Insider has analysed the dire situation for women at the Academy Awards.

  • Out of 442 Oscar ceremonies, only five women have ever been nominated for Best Director.
  • This massive discrepancy can also be followed by the statistic that out of the five nominations, only one woman has ever won an Oscar for directing, and that’s Kathryn Bigelow – ‘Hurt Locker’ at the 82nd Academy Awards in 2010.
  • Greta Gerwig, was nominated for ‘Lady Bird’ at the 2017 Academy Awards, the first since Kathryn Bigelow in 2010.
  • The other female directors nominated for Best Director were: Lina Wertmuller, ‘Seven Beauties’ (1977), Jane Campion, ‘The Piano’ (1994) and Sofia Coppola, ‘Lost in Translation’ (2004).

In an industry dominated by men, the film industry has to change its inherent bias, and address the multitude of female talent whether in acting or direction.

Who would ever think that a film celebrating woman power like ‘Wonder Woman’ and actress Gal Gadot was completely snubbed at the 2017 Academy Awards? This says it all.

 

  • As for screenwriting, only 14 out of a possible 162 winners have been women at the Academy Awards.
  • It was not until the 64th Academy Awards in 1992 that a solo female screenwriter was honoured with an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay, and that was ‘Thelma and Louise’ writer, Callie Khouri.
  • Three female screenwriters have won the award since then: Jane Campion, ‘The Piano’ (1994), Sofia Coppola, ‘Lost in Translation’ (2004) and Diablo Cody, ‘Juno’ (2008).

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  • Outlining the other categories at the Academy Awards, a woman has never won the Oscar for Best Cinematography, or even been nominated for the award until 2017 when Rachel Morrison was nominated for ‘Mudbound’.
  • The only category that has produced the most female winners is Best Costume Design, with 58 of the possible 86 awards going to women.

So why is this happening?

Women have as much talent behind and in front of the screen as men.

Should women not be treated equally in Hollywood with regards to their capacity for talent in important film roles?

  • Well, the reasons for this bias can only be found in the fact the Academy is a male-dominated industry. As of 2018, 72 percent of Oscar voters are men.
  • Only two women have ever hosted the Oscars solo: Whoopi Goldberg and Ellen DeGeneres, who have done so six times between them (1994, 1996, 1999, 2002, 2007 and 2014).
  • In comparison, a man has hosted the ceremony on his own 56 times.

Will Hollywood, and the Academy Awards ever address this massive bias towards women, or will it always brush this subject under the red carpet as it always seems to do?

Now is the time, in the millenium, to finally bring forth women in the industry’s important roles, and to say goodbye to the old days, and old way of thinking.

Man is PARALYSED from the Waist Down Following Nonstop 20-Hours Reading Daily Squib Binge

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As paramedics carried the Daily Squib fan to the hospital on a stretcher, he begged his friends to keep on reading satirical articles for him, according to a report on Chinese media.

The man, Long Tam Rei Ding, 23, allegedly started reading the Daily Squib from the evening of January 27 until his friends called for an ambulance in the afternoon of January 28.

According to Chinese news site QQ.com, Long Tam Rei Ding was trying to go to the toilet when he realised he couldn’t move the lower part of his body at an internet cafe in Jiaxing, Zhejiang Province.

One of his friends, who was at the scene, was quoted as saying: ‘It seems he had lost sensation completely, and couldn’t move at all. The only thing he had was a huge erection that would not go down. The medic called it a priapism or something. We had to call for an ambulance.’

It remains unclear what article the man had been reading at the time.

A video shows the man’s friend and paramedics working together to move the man from a chair to a stretcher.

The man is reportedly under hospital observation.

Satire Addiction

Satire addiction has become a prominent societal issue among the young people in China, with an increasing number of young people choosing to ignore their studies, social lives and family to surf the web for quality satire.

Last October, a 21-year-old woman in China became blind in one eye after reading Daily Squib articles on her mobile phone non-stop for six days. She was thankfully cured after the doctor told her to read the Squib for a further six days with her remaining eye. Sadly she now cannot close her eyelids and has a permanent stare dubbed the ‘1000 mile Squib stare’.

When the Tories Are Not Conservative Anymore – Jeremy Corbyn is a Viable Option

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When the Conservative party is no longer conservative, when Britain is preferred to be a nation ruled by others with laws governing the UK, why not go for Jeremy Corbyn as the next inhabitant of Number 10?

In essence, the whole of the system has gone to pot anyway, so let us reach out for more chaos, more disorder. Let us bite the bullet in ridiculousness, in utter monstrous change that ruins Britain further, because this nation has already gone way below any viable meter, it has in fact plumbed the depths of depravity that can never be fixed ever again.

When we have members of the Conservative party openly deriding Britain, openly causing harm on the country and plotting its fall, and these people are applauded, they are not thrown headfirst from the Tory party, no, they are allowed to continue to create discord, to plot with Brussels, to receive payment from the nation’s enemies to hurt Britain and its interests. There is no hope in the Conservative party, and their stance on Brexit is the defining moment when the people who championed the Tories once should punish them dearly by voting and supporting Jeremy Corbyn to come to power and his high tax, unholy crusade to punish the rich, to punish the royals, and to punish the landed classes with his antithesis to capitalism, and his Soviet Marxist ideals of collectivisation.

Yes, the country would fall even further into debt, and multiple generations of Britons would be saddled with paying that off, but the Tories squandered their chance, especially with the unelection of Theresa May as PM.

It is too late, it is too far gone to say anything else other than let us unite behind the communist shisters in Momentum and their champagne socialist Islington affairs resplendent with the horrendous Marxist agenda brought upon by Comrade Corbyn.

Let us support the grey bearded, red socked, sandalled one who shall step over the hallowed doorstep of Number 10, Downing Street, and defile the very corridors, and rooms that Margaret Thatcher once resided.

The blood, crimson, bubbling with ardour and oozing from the blue stained Tories is one that has come to be poured into a bucket, and tipped gently over the head of Theresa May. She had her chance, she squandered it. Now, she and the country will be punished forever by a Corbyn win — a pure hell that will envelope the nation like a dark tumultuous curtain of death.

Not only will Labour condemn the nation to hell economically, but it will also turn around any EU Brexit wins, of which there are none, and soon we will all be embroiled in a euro currency, and forever servitude to the dastardly EU.

No one had the balls to stand up to Theresa May. Not one single Tory stood up. Not one.

This is why Jeremy Corbyn should be the correct punishment for the Tory apathy, and silence.

And as Edmund Burke once said:

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men should do nothing.”

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