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Loser PM Theresa May’s Name Now Used by Brits When They Step On Dog Shit

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Loser PM Theresa May’s Name Now Used by Brits When They Step On Dog Shit

Prime minister May, who has reneged on her Brexit promises and abandoned her own party to plot a Customs Union BRINO (Brexit In Name Only) with Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party is now mentioned in curses by Brits when they step on dog shit in the streets, a recent survey finding revealed.

When asked what they say after stepping on a dog turd, 98% of respondents out of 30 million Brits said they now shout out the name ‘Theresa May’.

“This is an incredible find. Theresa May will not only go down as the worst PM in British history – even worse than Gordon Brown – but she has now entered the realm of folklore and everyday linguistic usage. Everyone hates stepping on dog shit, because it’s like peanut butter in consistency, very hard to get off the grooves of your shoes, and stinks horribly. This is what people in Britain are now connecting the PM with, they see Theresa May as a large piece of dog shit and it has become a cultural, historical reference that will last for years or centuries,” Angela Trimble, chief officer of MORI revealed on Sunday.

Stepping on a Theresa May whilst strolling in the park is a nasty business. You can wipe your shoe on some grass but the clumps still stick to the sole of the shoe, sometimes coming up the sides. If you get into your car, the waft of a Theresa May will hit your nose, and the May will squelch all over your accelerator pedal.

Theresa May’s name is also now used when someone does a large turd in the toilet and it won’t flush.

“I’ve just done a Theresa May in the bog. Blocked the drain. Might have to call the plumber in,” an example of the usage in everyday conversation.

Historians will write down Theresa May’s legacy as one that killed off democracy in Britain, and lied to the people before condemning the nation to indefinite EU imprisonment…that, and being called a ‘dog shit’.

 

 

Experts: Thanks to May’s Brexit Betrayal and Marxist Alignment With Corbyn, Labour Win Now Inevitable

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Experts: Thanks to May’s Brexit Betrayal and Marxist Alignment With Corbyn, Labour Win Now Inevitable

There is something to be said about a PM who has gone rogue, rejected democracy, embraced Marxist ideology, and is showing signs of serious mental instability like Theresa May is doing in the last months of a crumbling fractured Conservative government.

Constitutional experts for the ‘Formal Undemocratic Conservative Keynesian Education Department’, understand fully what the future movement of politics and economics in the UK will entail.

“The current government under Theresa May is supposed to be Conservative, yet have now aligned with the Marxist ideology of Labour, and Jeremy Corbyn. This alignment is confirmed not only in its alignment with EU policy, but in the alignment of soviet political correctness drives by the former Conservatives and the rejection of democracy by denying the vote of the people in the EU referendum.

“Theresa May and her henchman Philip Hammond, have shown themselves in true form for the first time as Marxists who were masquerading as Conservatives.

“What does this alignment with the Marxist doctrines of the Labour government mean for the former Conservative party? It is inevitable that the party in its new form will not exist anymore due to its transformation, and many in the party will feel abandoned and leave tovintage-Labour-poster-Corbyn-s-ideas-are-prevailing360 form actual conservative political parties. Theresa May and her rejection of democratic values as well as rejection of conservatism will ensure the split and destruction of the Conservative party forever.

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“By aligning herself with Corbyn, May has brought a newly formed legitimacy to Jeremy Corbyn and his staunch Marxist political outlook. This legitimacy will foment in new political alliances and electoral wins for Labour, who have been courted by May.

“Furthermore, May’s intransigence and failings to uphold the vote of the people in the EU Referendum will bring forth a democratic deficit to the United Kingdom, devaluing its institutions and its justice system to one of undemocratic authoritarian totalitarianism. The former Conservative party under May has already lost vast numbers of grassroots voters, as well as increased MP resignations. More will follow severely damaging the party, as many voters have vowed to never vote Conservative ever again after the undemocratic Brexit betrayal by Theresa May and her cohorts of Marxists.

“When Corbyn forms his new government after winning the next general election through the sheer numbers in the UK who now subscribe to communism, Theresa May and her former Cabinet and advisers will all be given key roles in either the Labour or EU political entities. The remaining minority conservatives will have to either form new political parties or drop out of politics altogether as they will be marginalised.

“The UK is now seeing a major shift to embracing full communism as its all encompassing ideology, this is seen with the alignment with the EU and Labour party. Once Corbyn is in power, he will begin to implement the 10-year-plan. Mass nationalisation, and a process of collectivisation where wealth will be redistributed to the lower echelons. There will be an increase in welfare state mechanics, and an increase in governmental departments for all sectors. One part of the ten-year-plan will be vast building initiatives to bring housing to millions of welfare recipients by building over greenbelt land and an increase in migration, to ensure Labour never has a deficit in voters ever again. This embracing of immigrationCorbyn Soviet 360 will need more free housing, thus pushing Britain’s already faltering economy to the limit. Whilst increasing cheap housing stock for millions of welfare recipients and migrants at great cost to the taxpayer, Corbyn will introduce punitive property taxes for those over a certain threshold including mansion taxes that will punish the richest. Interest rate hikes will also serve to punish millions of Britons, thus increasing costs on everyday items like food, fuel and utility rates. The royal family will bear the brunt of the punishment with budgets cut by over 80% leaving them with vast debts, so their palaces can be repatriated to the people and turned into public places to be soiled and invaded. Lesser royals will have to either get jobs or join the welfare state.

“Thanks to Theresa May destroying the Conservative party and democracy in Britain, it is almost a dead cert that Jeremy Corbyn will be in power for the next 10-20 years.”

Brexit Betrayal Britain : Cowardly Britons Silent in Defeat

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Brexit Betrayal Britain : Cowardly Britons Silent in Defeat

The sands of time shift with mysterious inelegance towards defeat for Britain, and the cowardice that soaks the land is silent but deadly.

Tis better to have a cuppa and roll one’s apathetic eyes as freedom flies out the window like a cup of regurgitated vomit, because tomorrow is another day in Brussels land, and not Eng-land.

 

As the politicians subvert democracy to nothing but a shameful lie, justice, freedom and equality run dry.

Great evil is always allowed to happen because good men stand by and do nothing, and so it is today that Britain is now a land of cowards, a land of lickspittle yellow chickens all clucking around their factory farming instalment where the EU farmers process them to be served up on some Brussels haute cuisine dinner plate inhabited by some vile unelected eurocrat with an unlimited expense account.

If the bets were out, it would be down to the grind, and 100 to 1 that Brexit will never happen now if we only knew how to get the William Hill promo code.

All aspersions of bravery in British history are now fables, mere fairy tales told to brainwashed EU children, because bravery and having a backbone are now far gone, residues of a long lost Briton, now simply a simpering slave with no inkling of who or what they are anymore.

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Donkey Britain

Britons are now lost, their identity is one of servitude to foreign powers, and of cowardice never before witnessed in this grey turd hole of a country beaten from the inside.

Parliamentarians, a dishonourable stench ridden lot who are on the Brussels take, or vying for a key position in the EU when they retire, are not only liars who reneged on honouring the vote result of the EU referendum but are now also feudal lords who have rejected democracy in its entirety.

Among all this betrayal and disgusting display of cowardice, there is only silence from the beaten British people. They accept their fate as much as cattle do on the way to the slaughter house as not one of them had the courage or fortitude to stand up and do something.

Silence is the real killer and it reveals something intrinsically true about modern Britain, of how much the people have been brainwashed to serve their EU masters after 45 years of servitude.

 

Useless people do not deserve anything apart from derision and disgust, and their fate is now sealed in the annals of history to be swallowed up whole by the EU superstate, to be integrated wholly by the soviet machinery of collectivism, and to suffer a fate worse than death itself by giving away all their rights and sovereign control to a foreign power.

One can only imagine the disdain the great kings and queens of British history would feel if they saw such a bunch of lily-livered cowards as is the case in the country today, or the great generals who fought battles for Britain, or the soldiers who died in all the wars.

Simply present a pile of vomit and a bucket of stinking urine placed under the stained British flag because that is all there is left, and that is all it deserves.

Have another cup of tea you fucking coward, you are not British anymore, you are a stain on the memory of a once brave, great country, you are a failure, a shameful disgrace, you might as well roll over and die now and wallow in your dishonourable cowardice, or go to the cenotaph and defecate all over it — your silence, as this country was completely and utterly defeated, will ensure it.

Britons Now a Defeated People – How EU Soviet Ideology Conquered Britain Without Single Shot Fired

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Britons Now a Defeated People – How EU Soviet Ideology Conquered Britain Without Single Shot Fired

Selling out your own country to a foreign force for money is now quite the rigueur in parliament as many MPs are now officially and unofficially on the EU payroll. Parliament was easy to corrupt because there are many greedy MPs already on the take in Britain.

Over 45 years of EU indoctrination Britain has steadily become more soviet and undemocratic in its outlook. The people now love their EU prison and any diktats thrown at them however miserable and degrading they accept without question. The two world wars were thus fought for nothing, and Britain lost in the long run.

Historian Miles Gannet, reveals the reason for this soviet conditioning.

“The EU superstate is the recreation of the USSR in Western Europe. They have central committees just like the Russian soviets, and they have unelected officials who dictate policy to other regions which have been conquered by the EU. The EU’s method of conquering nations is purely economical, they effectively threaten the previously democratic country with economic sanctions, trade embargoes, customs delays, financial punishments until they capitulate and surrender. The EU conquers nations from within by infiltrating their parliaments with their paid off agents or utilise vast sums to bribe civil service officials to betray their country and people.

“For 45 years Britain has been under EU law and much of the population are now fully integrated in soviet EU ideology. The people do not know that they are not free, or living under a former sovereign state, they are mostly only interested in travel passes to places like Benidorm and mobile phone roaming charges. Britain’s parliament is a subject of the EU with little or no power any more to do anything for themselves, and they have to put all proposals through Brussels first. It is no more than a serf state under EU communist rule.

 

“Modern communism, as adopted by China and the EU is essentially one that allows a form of capitalism, but its system of process management and directive implementation is fluidly that of a collectivist communist regime. The EU Commission is run by unelected officials for the EU communist state without any reproach or consequence of their decision-making.

“History books are written by the victors, and what we will see is the history of Britain before the EU conquered the country being erased in the future. The EU will control all literature completely and erase large portions of history that pertain to democratic freedom. They do not want people to get ideas about democracy or freedom, because these are deemed as extremely dangerous.

“Orwell warned us about this possible future in the book, 1984, but what he did not foresee is the fact that Britain would capitulate and surrender to communism so easily. The EU through Article 13, and 11, will effectively erase large portions of the internet and vast libraries which are already disappearing anyway thus sealing its complete control over all thought.

“The future for the nation formerly called Great Britain is one of servitude to a vast economical megalith that dictates all law, and taxation. As just another sector under EU rule, there will be no more Britishness, even our royal family will be assimilated, taxed to the hilt and their budgets cut. For too long the EU has deemed the British royal family a supreme threat to its soviet EU ideology, and they will be cut down to size in a decade to a minimum and their palaces sold off.

“Britons always used to fight for their freedom in the past, but now all there is is corruption, and apathy. People do not care any more, and are not willing to fight for their rights or any semblance of dignity. Now a defeated people, Britons wallow in their cowardice and accept every indignity thrown upon them from their oppressors without even lifting an eyelid as their EU masters laugh at conquering a whole nation without a single shot being fired.”

Parliament Bill Denying 2016 EU Referendum Ever Occurred Passes into Law

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Parliament Bill Denying 2016 EU Referendum Ever Occurred Passes into Law

The parliament bill tabled by MP Dominic Grieve and Chancellor Philip Hammond was passed by the House of Lords only after three hours of deliberation.

The new law effectively denies that the so-called largest democratic vote that supposedly took place on June 23, 2016 never happened and the result of the vote to leave the EU is erased from history and all parliamentary record.

Hansard, the official edited verbatim report of proceedings of both the House of Commons and the House of Lords has been ordered to completely erase all record of the EU referendum ever taking place, and the last three years of records shredded.

There were cheers in parliament today in both houses when the new law was instated, and anti-democratic Remain protesters outside parliament all breathed a sigh of relief as in their view, their role had been vindicated.

Prime minister, Theresa May, who encouraged and approved the new bill passing into law was adamant that the EU referendum never existed and has also said the same about the concept of democracy in Britain in 2019.

“The what? EU referendum? Never heard of such a thing. It must be a figment of your imagination. Democracy? What the fuck is that? Never heard of that either.”

All British newspapers and media have also been instructed under the new law to delete all articles relating to that thing that never occurred in 2016 with threats of severe punishment including imprisonment for editors and writing staff.

Under EU Directive 45683-43a we do not know what this article we have just written pertains to and are not liable under the new law to admit this or the subject of the article exists or existed at any time in the past or future.

 

How to Estimate the Value of Your Property

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How to Estimate the Value of Your Property

Nothing in life is constant, that is why every now and again we want to get some new property. However, we still want to get something out of the old property that we would have had. That is why it is important to find the value of that property first before you go on and sell it. In this article, we will give you a few tools that you can use to estimate the value of your property.

Find the value of your Property

One thing that we have learned in life is that everything has monetary value. That is why people are so meticulous about the online casino games that they play as there is real money involved, check out online casino nz. In that regard, let us look at a few ways to find the value of your property.

Conduct Research

Before you can get to find the estimated value of your property, you need to do some research. This you can easily do by reading several real estate magazines. You can also do this by looking for similar products online and how much they cost. This will help you to get a rough idea of how much your property costs.

Hire a Professional Appraiser

If you feel that you are too lazy to go through all the research, then get someone to do it for you. You can easily hire a professional property appraiser. They will do all the research for you and come back with several estimated costs that your property might be worth. Furthermore, you are guaranteed of quality results as the appraiser will have a good record to maintain.

Use Online Tools

Another way that you can get the value of your property is by using online tools. Just like estimating how much your returns will be from investing in online gambling, you can use homes value calculators and other tools. These will give you an estimate of how much you might buy or sell for.

High Treason: Queen Steps in to Solve Brexit Betrayal

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High Treason: Queen Steps in to Solve Brexit Betrayal

Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II has finally stepped in to solve the current malaise over Brexit caused by the treachery and incompetence of the prime minister, Theresa May.

Theresa May was taken from Number 10 Downing Street in the early hours of Wednesday morning and transported in an unmarked van to the Tower of London passing through Traitor’s Gate on a barge.

The former PM was then imprisoned in the tower until dawn where she was led out on to Tower Green and read her last rights before being beheaded by axe.

The private execution took place without much fanfare according to a witness.

“They read out the charges of treason to Mrs May, but she looked ahead with a blank stare. Then a priest came onto the platform and read her the last rights. There were no long robotic last speeches, just May shouting out ‘Long live the EU!’ before she put her head on the log. May has a long scrawny neck so the executioner, a burly man holding the largest axe I have ever seen, marked an x on the spot where he was to do the chopping. He used a big red marker pen. Lifting up his arms and the axe, he did not hesitate in bringing it down with considerable velocity and whoomp, her head rolled into the basket. I noticed a large spray of blood shooting across the floor, and the reverend slipping on it falling on his face. I had to muffle my laughter.”

Her Majesty the queen, in her capacity as an integral legislative power of parliament will now appoint a Brexiteer prime minister to replace the treacherous Theresa May.

Theresa May’s decapitated head is now being displayed on Tower Hill for tourists to marvel at and as a warning to other treasonous swine, before being moved back to Traitor’s Gate where the crows and buzzards will attend.

Tourist information: The head of traitor Theresa May will be displayed at Tower Hill until Friday evening. Viewing the head on a spike will be free, but there is strictly no touching. The head will be guarded by an armed Beefeater, and in no circumstances should anyone try to take souvenirs, or try to take the head off the spike to play football. On Friday, at 8 pm, the head will be moved back to Traitor’s Gate where it will be left to rot.

How to Find a Trustworthy Online Casino

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How to Find a Trustworthy Online Casino

Enjoying the excitement of playing for money at an online casino involves more than simply deciding which one offers the most generous welcome bonus. There are literally hundreds of sites to choose from including many offering specialised game play that are subsidiaries of the largest companies such as Aspire and White Hat. But hidden amongst the listings are fraudulent, even pirated sites, that at first glance appear to be convincing. New players should never register for an account until they have considered the following safeguards to reassure themselves that their chosen online casino is legally trustworthy.

Licensing and Security

A properly licensed online casino pledges to abide by stringent regulations regarding a range of conditions including security and fair play. Some of the toughest regulations are set by the United Kingdom and Malta. Conducting a check on a UK online casino is relatively straightforward through a search on the Gambling Commission’s website. To earn and keep a licence an online casino must submit itself to regular inspections from official auditing and testing organisations to ensure that all game play and transactions are conducted fairly. There should be seals of approval displayed on the website from auditing agencies such as eCOGRA and Price Waterhouse Cooper. One of the procedures they regularly check is that the Return to Player percentages are accurate. Unauthorised sites are notorious for cheating players by secretly altering the RTP rates of their games. These fraudulent sites are also vulnerable to hackers who are intent on stealing players’ winnings and personal details. Legal online casinos employ sophisticated firewall security to ensure the safety of their site. They include Secure Socket Layer (SSL) security that operates on 128 or 256 bit systems that are also used in banking. Encryption coding which mixes details and code together is used to keep players safe from fraud. Players’ personal data is either securely stored with a provider such as VeriSign or on the casino’s own hard drive.

Software and Winnings

The most trusted online casinos have a large library of popular games from the major software providers such as Microgaming, NetEntertainment and Yygdrasil. Fraudulent sites have a poor choice of games while pirated versions of well-known providers won’t be able to offer the latest releases. A trustworthy online casino will usually be able to offer their games across a wide range of platforms including mobiles. Another sign of legality is the method used for withdrawals. Licenced casinos have a range of payment options including money wallets such as PayPal or Skrill. However, the most important is bank transfer as this proves that the casino has been verified and is authorised to pay into your account. Customer support services should be available at all times and not just through email. Evaluating how trustworthy an online casino happens to be is easier if you use a comparison site so you can find the right one without any difficulty.

Brexit Means Brexit

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Brexit Means Brexit

Surrender used to not be part of the British vocabulary or national spirit but Theresa May has shown it is in her view a viable option by betraying Brexit.

Mrs May has now completely capitulated to the Remain contingent and is actively following a policy of staying in the Customs Union, the Single Market and allowing free movement to continue. Her policy will be enabled by gaining votes from staunch Marxist, Jeremy Corbyn and his party of Remainers. Britain will thus fork over £39 billion for nothing to the EU and not have a seat at the table whilst effectively staying in the EU.

It is also the fault of the cabinet members who are meant to be Brexiteers to not show one ounce of a backbone by staying silent and enabling the PM to run rogue.

May is therefore bypassing 75% of the Conservative party to bring in the soft non-Brexit which goes against everything the people voted for on June 23, 2016, in the EU Referendum.

 

The disgraceful PM Theresa May is now a party to destroying democracy in Britain through her Brexit betrayal and will go down as the worst prime minister in Britain’s history, one who completely surrendered to foreign forces not only destroying her party with over thirty five resignations so far, but by her complete intransigence and neglect of her position by reneging on her own election manifesto to honour the people’s vote to leave the EU.

Britain will now not be able to trade with the USA or other parts of the world but will be locked in to the EU.

By vetoing her own cabinet members and party she is effectively acting like a dictator who has gone rogue.

Dictatorships never end well.

BETRAYAL MEANS MANY VOTERS WILL NEVER VOTE TORY AGAIN IN FUTURE ELECTIONS OR NOT VOTE AT ALL

Remember this?

Creepy Joe Biden to Have Hands Cuffed and Wear Neck Cone at Public Events

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Creepy Joe Biden to Have Hands Cuffed and Wear Neck Cone at Public Events

Democratic election enforcers are so fearful of the ‘touchy-feely’ Joe Biden that they have ordered him to be handcuffed and coned at public events and rallies.

“These measures are required because we can’t have this old creepy sleazoid messing our election hopes up. For too long we have tolerated his disturbing behaviour but not anymore,” Angela Rimbaud, told an appreciative CNN reporter, Tuesday.

Joe Biden, former Vice President to America’s first official homosexual president, has a history of touching women and children rubbing his creepy leering face on their body parts.

No tongues please Joe

With campaigning already heating up for the 2020 elections, the Democrats do not need more bad publicity, and have sought to ditch the creep even though he thinks he is a front runner, however for the Republicans, this could be a gift that keeps giving.

Chief Democrat, Nancy Pelosi has now asked for Biden to either be muzzled or to wear a cone over his neck to stop him molesting young children in front of CSPAN audiences.

Despite making a fake apology on Tuesday, by Wednesday Biden was joking to young children that he now had permission from them to touch them inappropriately when the clearly uncomfortable kids had not given consent. In other words, the creep is still at it.

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