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Bald Men Being Cured by Pubic Hair Transplants

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Bald Men Being Cured by Pubic Hair Transplants

You may have a bald scalp, but have plenty of pubic hair.

Scientists at the Institute of Baldness in Zhelaizhai, Gansu province, China have come up with an amazing cure for baldness that will soon go worldwide.

“We developed the treatment of baldness by simply implanting hair from the patient’s pubic area onto their skull. The process can use any pubic hair from any donor which can then be dyed and treated on the patient’s scalp,” Dr. Qing Yuan revealed on Chinese state news site, Xinhuanet.

Currently, there is no other known cure for baldness, and having a full head of hair is sought after by millions of men around the world.

One subject of the institute came to China all the way from the Netherlands to have his new head of hair.

Anders Gerter, 48, from Valkenburg aan de Geul, started to cry when he saw his new head of hair, such was the feeling of utter joy.

“I lost my hair when I was 34 years old. I have lived as a bald man ever since, and I am so grateful for the treatment I have received at the institute. The procedure was very simple and fast. I went in in the morning and by the afternoon I had a full head of hair. Look at the beautiful frizzes, and I always wanted a perm, it is like a dream come true.”

The pubic hair is cultivated from thousands of donors, and then treated to kill off any infestations that may be present.

In China a whole new industry has grown up selling pubic hair to such research institutes. For four kilos of pubic hair, Chinese people can gain over £3.50 for their effort, and in the rural areas this has now become a huge industry.

 

Five Things You Should Know About Poppers

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Five Things You Should Know About Poppers

Poppers is a common name used to refer to an inhalant drug amyl nitrite. Amyl nitrite is an Alkyl nitrite that belongs in the category of psychoactive drugs. Poppers are cheap and are readily available in drug stores or online. They are commonly used for recreational purposes, mostly by the gay community or in sex shops as sex enhancers. In this article, we will look at five things you should know about poppers;

1.  Why are they called poppers?

Early in the years, Amyl nitrite was sold in capsules and was commonly used to treat heart conditions. The capsules would be popped or cracked open to release amyl nitrite chemical. Over time, the drug started being referred to as poppers due to the pop sound it made when cracked open.

2.  How they can be used incorrectly?

Amyl nitrite is extremely dangerous and should only be sniffed and not be swallowed. Swallowing them can lead to serious health conditions or even death.

If the substance gets near the eyes it can cause irritation and burn the skin on contact. This is because poppers contain a volatile liquid that can cause yellow skin irritations.

Using poppers with other drugs such as Viagra can also cause major health issues which can lead to a coma or death.

3.  Why are they popular?

Poppers are very popular because unlike other drugs, they cause an instant increase in warm sensations, excitement and feelings of dizziness. This is because the chemical in poppers helps to circulate more blood to the brain, increase heartbeat and cause muscle relaxation. They are also vasodilators which means that they cause blood vessels to dilate. This leads to a drop in blood pressure that causes lightheadedness and intense sensations of pleasure that lasts for a few minutes.

Poppers are also popular among gay people because it causes relaxation of the anal sphincter making anal sex less painful and more pleasurable. Some users also use popper during sex to increase sexual sensations and pleasures.

4.  What are the side effects?

Continuous use can cause constant headaches, dizziness, nausea, nose bleeding, lightheadedness, and respiratory problems.

Combining with other drugs can also cause serious side effects such as loss of consciousness, coma or lead to death.

They are also sold at sex shops as sex enhancers. This can lead to increased chances of engaging in risky sexual behaviors that can lead to unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Continuous use can also lead to interference with the immune system making the user more susceptible to contract diseases.

5.  Some countries have banned poppers

Most countries allow popper to be sold as a drug over the counter. However, there are some countries that prohibit selling and use. Recently, countries such as United Kingdom had a blanket ban on all sex drugs. However, popper was exempted due to an outcry by the gay community who use it to prepare for sex and enhance sexual pleasures. However, it is important to ensure you research into legislation if you need to answer the question of are poppers legal in the UK or any other country as there may be differences in using, buying and selling.

Poppers have been in use for over 5 decades and continue to gain popularity. They are cheap and easy to get that can cause an instant burst of euphoria for a period of time. However, poppers should be used cautiously since they can cause serious or fatal side effects.

Achieve Brexit in Three Easy Steps

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Achieve Brexit in Three Easy Steps

Brexit is easy.

First of all bypass all Remainers and parliamentarians in the House of Commons and Lords (98% Remain). If the treacherous treasonous swine resign of their own volition all the better.

Second – Leave the EU on April 12 on WTO terms. We will be out of Customs Union and ECJ, CFP, CAP and not have to pay £39 billion into a black hole EU budget. We will control all borders and law, bringing back democratic sovereignty to parliament once again.

Third – Change the current snivelling incompetent coward PM to a swashbuckling Brexiteer who actually believes in the UK and can steer the course forward.

 

April Fools : Day Off For Daily Squib Staff

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April Fools : Day Off For Daily Squib Staff

It’s our annual day off on April Fools day.

This is the only day we get off in the whole year. The staff at the Daily Squib would like to thank our readers for another wonderful year and we should be back tomorrow if the hang overs are not too bad.

🙂

Brexit Betrayal: Why Britain Now Deserves a Corbyn Government

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Brexit Betrayal: Why Britain Now Deserves a Corbyn Government

The failure of the government and parliament to deliver its democratic promise to enact Brexit as was voted on June 23, 2016 is a sure sign that some elements of democracy are now dead in the UK. One can only prescribe a fitting punishment as severe as war itself — a Corbyn led UK government.

What was deemed at the time as the largest democratic vote in British history where 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU and all of its institutions has effectively been quashed by less than 500 people in the House of Commons thus reneging on their previous promises to honour the democratic result.

This failure to honour democracy, is not only a great failure for the British parliament, but a gross insult to voters who expect their vote to count.

“If our votes do not count anymore, what does?” an angry former voter commented at another rally.

The right to protest in the UK is also a heavily policed affair, and many protests are shut down without even hitting the streets.

Prominent think tank, the Democracy Project claims that a Corbyn government is now fully deserved in Britain as an ultimate punishment to the failed Brexit farce.

“Britain in its ultimate failure, now deserves a Labour Corbyn government which will punish the people infinitely. It will most of all punish the Remainers who have through their own treachery betrayed the UK, their own homeland and allowed foreign powers to take over our nation. An anti-capitalist Marxist government would thus be the ultimate punishment as it would lead to economic disaster for the UK. Corbyn’s 10-year-plan is to nationalise all major businesses and utilities and through collectivisation redistribute all wealth to the poor. As a staunch Marxist, Corbyn would raise taxes on high earning citizens by 95%, and introduce new wealth taxes that would be commensurate to assets owned. This would mean Remainers, who are predominantly of the elite class would have their assets stripped, and redistributed through collectivist Marxist methodology to the welfare state. Further punishment would be meted out to Britons with an introduction of increased fuel taxes which would effectively force many off the roads, as well as an updated inheritance taxation scheme that would involve 85% of assets going to the state. Offshore schemes would be severely policed, and any citizens found to own money offshore would have their assets seized and jailed. Collectivist strategy was a tool wielded heavily by Stalin in soviet times, and so will Corbyn utilise this technique to funnel wealth into a large state system of governance which will grow exponentially whilst destroying the capitalist private sector. Yes, Corbyn will align the UK with the EU by revoking Article 50, and the UK will stay in the EU for a very good reason, the EU will help in assisting Corbyn to assimilate the country fully in EU superstate soviet ideology but it will do so by redistributing wealth from the previously rich to the disadvantaged and needy. Corbyn who detests the royal family with a vengeance will have their budget slashed to a minimum leaving them no choice but to vacate their palaces and leave them to rot. Minor royals like Prince Harry and Meghan will not have any budget at all and will be stripped of their royal status altogether. Remainers want more migration, they will be lucky, because under Corbyn, borders will not have guards anymore, and the entire third world, and EU populations will be encouraged to come to Britain and settle. This will destroy all public services, and render much of the NHS redundant just from the sheer volume of migration allowed in will be even more than Tony Blair allowed while he was PM. Remainers will thus have their dreams fulfilled, but at what cost? Well, one of extreme poverty, corruption, and a devious authoritarian communist stasi regime which will see many formerly rich Remainers in rags, their wealth completely eviscerated, and their treachery coming back to haunt them with karmic accuracy.”

Psychologists: ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ Could Be Renamed ‘Brexit Syndrome’

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Psychologists: ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ Could Be Renamed ‘Brexit Syndrome’

Psychologists at the Institute of Psychology and Psychiatry in Zurich, Switzerland are thinking of renaming Stockholm syndrome as Brexit syndrome.

“Stockholm syndrome is a condition which causes hostages to develop a psychological alliance with their captors as a survival strategy during captivity. It is the same syndrome we are seeing some British people who are called Remainers adopting with their EU captors. It was a toss up between Battered Wife syndrome and Stockholm syndrome, and we chose the latter as a valid description of the UK population,” Professor Ernst Mueller, revealed in his latest diagnostic paper.

One could even conclude that many British people are masochists and enjoy being punished daily by an overbearing soviet superstate.

“It is certainly in the British nature to obey without question and to be ruled over by a bullying master. It happened with the Romans, Normans, and even the Vikings had a good go at it. There is always an element of any population who are subservient slaves, and that’s what these Remainers are. They do not want freedom, democracy or sovereignty and abhor these things, to them freedom is misery because it entails making their own decisions. They would much rather betray their own nation than embrace freedom or sovereignty.”

The  term ‘Stockholm syndrome’ was first used by the media in 1973 when four hostages were taken during a bank robbery in Stockholm, Sweden. The hostages defended their captors after being released and would not agree to testify in court against them.

Stockholm syndrome is paradoxical because the sympathetic sentiments that captives feel towards their captors are the opposite of the fear and disdain which an onlooker might feel towards the captors.

Remainers could also be compared to a prisoner who has become institutionalised. This is one of the saddest syndromes as it relates to prisoners who have been in jail so long they cannot function in the real world any more and have to go back to prison even though their sentence may be over. Institutionalisation also occurs with soldiers in the army, as they are so used to being told what to do all the time, when they leave the army they cannot cope with life, and have to go back.

In all of these circumstances and syndromes, we must contend with a level of brainwashing that is present, and this is certainly true of Remainers in Britain today. Many of these sad people have been indoctrinated in EU propaganda from infancy and are now automatons owned lock, stock and barrel by the EU controllers.

The other variable is monetary, and the EU has many operatives on the payroll working in the British parliament who do not care one iota about their own nation but only about the money. These Remainer operatives would happily sell their children to laboratories for scientific experiments without a bat of the eyelid for money. If they can do that, why would they care about democracy or the sovereign status of the UK?

“We will adjust the term Stockholm syndrome within the medical dictionary and utilise the term ‘Brexit syndrome’ from now on. It is time the condition was updated,” the professor added.

The prison door is open yet the prisoners refuse to leave or accept freedom.

March 29 2019: Brits Celebrate Brexit Independence Day Across the Nation

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March 29 2019: Brits Celebrate Brexit Independence Day Across the Nation

Across England and Wales street parties were organised for today, as the bunting fluttered in the gentle spring wind, there were excited cheers as the children were allowed a day off school on this special day of March 29, 2019.

The Royal family were also on display as they held an impromptu appearance on the Buckingham palace veranda much to the delight of the waiting crowds all cheering ‘God Save the Queen’. The flypast of Spitfires was duly appreciated by the cheering crowds.

Prime Minister, Theresa May was solidly vindicated from her previous indiscretions and mistakes by eventually seeing the light that the only real way out of the EU who had treated Britain despicably during the so-called negotiations, was to leave with a Clean Brexit.

Tonight, there will be firework displays across the country, and a massive display has been arranged around the London Eye. Revellers will also be given free drinks, compliments of the British government who will be keeping the £39 billion they would have otherwise thrown away into the budget black hole of the EU.

On the other side of the fence, many Remoaners who are still angry that their beloved soviet super-state, the EU, was rejected by the people, were paraded in front of the crowds through Trafalgar square on a convoy of trucks where they will be taken to Dover and shipped to Romania.

President Trump was immediately on the phone to Downing Street and offered Britain lucrative deals worth trillions of pounds, and many other countries were jostling for their place to trade with the UK. Britain stands to make a whopping £180 billion within the first two years of sovereign independence from the EU prison it has languished in for over forty years.

Fishermen across the country took to the sea to fish in grounds which were previously prohibited despite being in British waters. They were flanked by the Royal navy who protected them from the angry French fishermen who threatened violence. For years, UK fishermen have had to deal with EU quotas where the French and other EU fishermen effectively steal British fish. This will not happen again.

Construction has already begun on thirty new NHS hospitals across the country, and schools have seen immediate budget increases.

Once again Britain can make its own laws, and enjoy true parliamentary sovereignty. Businesses also cheered as British independence has opened up trade in the globe, which was once restricted by EU regulations.

Here is to a great future for a Great Britain. Huzzah!

Death of the Internet: How Article 13 Will Affect You

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Death of the Internet: How Article 13 Will Affect You

EU directive Article 13 which passed into law yesterday will have many consequences for users of the internet.

Social media companies and internet hubs which utilise the content of uploaders will now be liable for copyright, and will be prosecuted if found to post anything that contravenes EU law. They will thus do everything in their power to screen posts before publishing them on their platforms creating massive backlogs of material that could take days and weeks to go up online. There will not be any instantaneous posts anymore.

This means 98% of YouTube’s content will be liable for copyright as it stands today. We are talking about gaming videos, product videos, and any video that uses footage from a third party source which is about 98% of YouTube content.

Sites like Pinterest which invite users to post pictures will be deemed illegal. Instagram where users upload images will be deemed illegal. Much of Facebook user content will be deemed illegal under the EU directive. Gaming platform Twitch which streams games will be deemed as illegal. Much of Reddit will be deemed illegal, Google/Yahoo/Bing news will be deemed illegal unless it pays every news source, Google images will be deemed illegal, etc, etc.

Those who make money through making videos streaming games will see their revenue drop to zero on YouTube and gaming social networks. These people are essentially playing and streaming copyrighted games without much transformative effort to deem it as original or unique.

There will be an increase in copyright abuse by copyright trolls who will utilise the EU directive to shut down content they do not agree with. This will also be used as a political tool to shut down the voices of millions of people on the internet who may have opposing views to whichever regime or political doctrine is in power at any time.

The other EU directive, Article 11, which is dubbed the ‘link tax’ will also punish internet users for linking to news sites or quoting articles.

In essence, what the new EU directives will do is kill off much of the creativity on the internet today. Creativity is an essential conduit for humanity’s movement forward as a species, but if we are not allowed to be creative anymore, many ideas are lost, many new ways of thinking are lost, art and science is lost. The EU and its soviet superstate wishes to subdue human creativity and to stop the sharing of creative ideas for a good reason, they see this as a threat to their existence and do not wish the people to think lofty or high thoughts.

The EU is thus pushing to control human thought by limiting what they can say and do, to subvert entrepreneurism, to subvert the proliferation of new creative products, and to ultimately silence any political thought that any particular user on the internet may have.

This dystopian EU nightmare is one that George Orwell, if he were alive today, would have nodded his head and understood. It is what the Ministry of Truth would have observed, and the world of 1984 where the dictionary shrinks every year, and people are taken away for Thoughtcrimes.

Your Thoughtcrime will now be controlled by copyright. As a tool to control thought and to police the internet the EU has come up with a very effective punishment and they will use the social media companies to exercise their Stasi Soviet censorious policies.

Already we are seeing much of the internet being ruined by internet monopolies, but it’s going to get a lot worse, because the other big kid in town, the EU wants to fuck you into non-existence and keep only the big mega companies and media conglomerates, you and your voice are not needed anymore, and they will not mourn you, because to them you are just another crushed insignificant cockroach.

Grand Tour Special: Clarkson to Drive Maserati With Speedometer Limited by EU Speed Directive

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Grand Tour Special: Clarkson to Drive Maserati With Speedometer Limited by EU Speed Directive

Jeremy Clarkson, how much do you love the EU now? Imagine driving one of your supercars forced to have EU speedometers that limit the speed?

There will be no more 120 MPH overtaking manoeuvres in your Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder passing the Hamster in his vomit coloured Nissan Micra.

Taking the fun out of driving

The EU will now control every manufacturers speed controllers, and will be ordered to fit speed limiters in all vehicles. Other nanny state technologies that would be required include systems to determine whether a driver is distracted or drowsy, automatic emergency braking, lane-keep assist, backup cameras and an improved event data recorder to track your every move and store information from before a crash.

Forget about seeing the trio speeding around European roads anymore, they will now be forced to keep well within the speed the cars will allow them to travel.

Why ‘Feudal Lord’ MPs Are Rejecting Democracy

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Why ‘Feudal Lord’ MPs Are Rejecting Democracy

One thing you must know about most MPs in parliament — they detest the people. This is showing more today than ever with hundreds of MPs trying to quash Brexit, a process that was voted by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016.

Feudalism was the de facto ruling style in the Middle Ages, and it seems to have come back now in 2019.

The other reason that many MPs are trying to thwart Brexit is because many are corrupt individuals receiving monetary gain from the EU. Many in parliament are merely posing as British MPs when in truth their full allegiance lies in Brussels. Also, many will be promised lucrative positions in the EU after they leave as British MPs and have completed their job of stopping Brexit.

These treacherous scum are thus not only on the take, but decry democracy. They want Britain to be swallowed up by the EU superstate and lose its place in the globe, they want to adopt the EU soviet doctrine within the UK and to completely remove democracy from the equation. It’s simply easier and more profitable for them to be under the rule of a totalitarian regime like the EU where unelected officials dictate everything to countries which have effectively surrendered without a single fight.

If it was up to us, these MPs would be marked, and de-selected from office never to walk the halls of Westminster again, unfortunately there is not enough of a coordinated effort within the UK to do so.

Instead, these piss swilling spineless cowards will continue their destructive work to completely eviscerate Britain’s democracy and they will go unchecked, and free into the night, welcomed by their EU masters, and given their unlimited expense account prize jobs in some weary tower somewhere in Brussels or Strasbourg.

In the name of democracy, justice and sovereignty may you all rot in your avarice and treachery.

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