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Welcome to the Dead Parliament

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Welcome to a carrion parliament, where death reeks across the corrupt dishonourable swine inhabiting the seats waving their EU flags, and pocketing their EU bribes, these vile creatures will stoop to any indecent act to stop the vote of the EU Referendum ever being honoured.

These suppurating pustules, corrupt to the core, not fit for purpose, with their dereliction of duty to the voter, have somehow weaselled their way in to their positions and are running scared of any election which would mean they would lose their lucrative positions.

Cowards, all muck deep in the EU trough, shout with hysterical rage at any decency or attempt to honour the people’s vote. Vile cunt creatures who abhor democracy, who despise the voter, who only spew disgust at the concept of freedom, futue te ipsum, rot in your own cowardly shadows.

Most of these putrid vehicles of fetid sewage ensconced opposite the government benches, as well as the quislings daring to sit in the government side, are on the take, or vying for lucrative positions in the Soviet EU. Maybe they will be given positions within the EU Politburo, or made a Commissar with the extensive benefits that come with that particular position.

One can only wish a pox upon these faecal remainer atrocities, who will one day have their scrawny necks rung by the voters awaiting with bated breath their unelection ceremony.

Supreme Court Ruling: Illegal to Be British in Britain

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As parliament has now ruled that Brexit is illegal, the Supreme Court has now ruled that being British is illegal in Britain.

The case brought to the court by a Guyanese Indian woman, Gina Nadira Singh, was hailed by the assembled EU appointed court justices.

“I hereby rule that it is now illegal for anyone to be British in Britain,” Judge Baroness Fale, announced after a three minute judgement.

Euro lawyers all clapped in unison, and cheered as the judges gave their verdict to the crowded court.

What does the ruling mean?

Amongst the myriad of EU regulations and laws that former Britons will have to obey, will be directives that will require every household to fly an EU flag outside their property. It will be illegal to proclaim yourself as British, and this will be policed by immediate arrest warrants to anyone daring to call themselves by the forbidden national word.

EU Directive – 14335-d1 – Democracy will be illegal within the Vichy territory of SEKTOR 28, formerly known as Britain.

It will also be illegal to even mention the word Brexit, simply because within the Federal EU, freedom and democracy are illegal.

All EU citizens within the former Britain will also be required to serve in the EU army, and sent to the Russian front. Children will be enrolled forcibly into the EU-Jugend and once reaching the age of fifteen sent to the front to have their legs blown off by Russian artillery.

There will be intermittent surprise inspections from Brussels Politburo Agents to see if EU operatives working in the EU House of Commons and courts are conducting EU directives within the Vichy territory in a satisfactory Soviet manner.

EU House of Commons to Open Today

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The European Union House of Commons is to open today, after a brief break for party conference season.

The establishment EU House of Commons, which is controlled directly from Brussels, will be opened by the EU’s Speaker of the House, John Bercow.

EU MPs were happy to be back in Westminster.

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“Thanks to the EU judges and Soros EU money, we defeated the Britisher swine, Boris Johnson, who threatened us with a Queen’s speech. We cannot have British people having speeches about what they hope to do for Britain. These Britishers think they have a say in how their country is run,” EU Speaker of the House, John Bercow told the Brussels Daily newspaper.

It is now unlawful to be British in the EU Houses of Parliament, and it is also illegal to try and run a British government because every step taken is thwarted and stifled by EU judges and MPs.

Federalist EU Britain, and its EU Houses of Parliament are now a place where democracy is a thing of the past.

“We used to have a democracy in Britain, where votes were honoured, but not any more. The EU Referendum result was not honoured. I will never vote again because my vote does not count,” a Britisher swine said sheepishly whilst being heckled and shouted down by EU supporters who used to be British once but are now so indoctrinated in the EU Soviet ideology they spit and defecate on the ripped British flag.

EU Infiltration Into UK Underestimated: Unelected Europhile Judges Take Over Government and Our Sovereign

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EU operatives are now within the Supreme Court and legal system, working directly under orders from the European Union, as well as EU operatives working within parliament to thwart democracy and kill off Brexit.

The eleven unelected judges who have taken over the British constitution with their undemocratic ruling are working with the Sovereign’s enemies, and are seeking to thwart Brexit.

Now that the British courts cannot be trusted in matters of national security, as they have been infiltrated by EU operatives, the government has had its power diminished, and the Sovereign has had her place within political power deemed negligible.

Democracy does not exist in UK any more

Democracy within Britain has been destroyed by unelected Eurocentric judges who have actively sought to thwart the democratic vote of the people on June 23, 2016.

This is a sad day for the UK, because it shows with complete transparency that most of its institutions are now run by EU operatives.

Britain has been shown to be a former nation which is run completely by EU agents who are masquerading as British subjects.

Unfortunately, for the PM, Boris Johnson, there is now little or no chance he can honour the result of the British people for the EU Referendum which has been dishonoured. He has had his authority taken away from him by the EU. There will be civil unrest and a crisis in democracy in the UK for the next thirty to forty years because the question will always stand over Brexit.

If there is no democracy left in the UK, if our votes do not matter any more, what does matter?

Nothing. Let nihilism and chaos rule over a dishonest, corrupt system infiltrated by EU operatives as this will never rest, and conflict will be the only winner here.

Greta Thunberg Climate Action – Global Warming Can Only Be Cured by Mass Population Reduction

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The sense of urgency communicated by Climate Change mascot Greta Thunberg is a breath of fresh carbon dioxide within a world obsessed only by economic gain.

The fact is that global population levels must be decreased by over 80% for even a fleeting chance of survival of the ecosystem on this planet. China and India currently account for about 37% of the entire global population of roughly 7.7 billion, with China currently home to about 1.4 billion people and India to 1.3 billion. These vast population levels, especially in developing nations and Third World countries pose a serious threat to our environment and finite resources that are being depleted daily. The amount of pollution that these two nations alone create is a very serious danger to our environment.

The USA makes up less than 5% of the global population yet uses over 60% of global resources.

Overpopulation

Overpopulation only creates misery, terror, mass pollution, disease, climate change, global warming, destruction of finite resources, and ultimately extinction.

Global governments must now concentrate on increasing the levels of abortion, encouraging homosexuality, encouraging transgenderism, encouraging state sanctioned sterilization and educating humans to stop breeding.

Homosexuality is a great weapon against overpopulation because it encourages the spread of AIDS, and reduces breeding in humans. Although it is fully encouraged in the West, it must now be encouraged in Third World and developing nations, so that populations may be indoctrinated from youth to champion it like they do in the West. Transgenderism should also be pushed in Third World and developing nations as it is in the West to reduce breeding further.

The methods outlined are far too slow, however regarding the urgency required by climate activists like Greta Thunberg, war and disease are the most effective and fast cures for climate change, simply because of their speedy efficiency in reducing overpopulation.

Reduction of the human population will ease the process of climate change; eradicate most of the pollution, reduce human misery, reduce poverty hunger, reduce waste, reduce factory farming, reduce terror and war, reduce pestilence disease, allow nature to heal. Even if the levels of global population are reduced to sustainable levels, there will have to be strict control of global breeding post purge so that overpopulation never occurs again.

The Genius of Hiroshi Ishiguro

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Robotics, androids, AI, are now all intertwined within a singular concept, bordering on the Kurzweil Singularity and the exponential rise in technological power. The quantum robotic revolution is already upon us, and as a nation, the Japanese, headed by Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro, of Osaka University, are at the forefront of these technological advancements especially with an ageing population and a youth who are not breeding with enough gusto to make up the numbers.

Who will cook for us when we are too old, who will clean our homes, and get our groceries? Of course, in the near future, it will be our robot help, an the aged will thank these robots, they will cherish them and be companions with them.

The flip side to this robotic coin is the fear mongering from films like the Terminator and other dystopian depictions of the future, however we must as humans embrace robotics, and AI if we are to move to the next evolutionary level. To not do so will condemn humanity to a stasis and negative divergence backwards, where the technical is relegated and our great leap forward voided.

The Japanese Zen masters know all too well that there is an atomic vibratory force, and soul-like energy in all objects, whether in stone, metal or fluid water. In this respect, humans of the future will eventually integrate with machines through cranial interfaces, and increase their brain power by millions of percent. To not do so would leave the AI viewing regular humans as nothing but insects intellectually.

Robots of the future will design other robots, they will do so more efficiently than humans, and they will be able to facilitate their own language, style and mannerisms. Replication, could be seen by some humans as dangerous, however the ultimate aim will be evolution, and this evolution will be controlled somewhat by overseers, who will be able to control the overall direction of the evolutionary process.

 

Nanotechnology is already at a relatively advanced stage, however the future human, or transformational being 2.0 will utilise all elements of technology to enhance their intelligence, physical strength and to streamline their design. Do we as humans need to breathe, or eat food, when the nanobots will deliver oxygen to our systems, as well as nutrients for survival? Much of our physicality as humans is now outdated, simply because evolution is a lagging process, and we are still utilising the same evolutionary standard of humans 20-30,000 years ago. Therefore, to make the vast leap forward to the era of space travel, we will need to enhance our brains by joining with the microprocessor which will enable humanity to find the solutions regular humans could not find.

The internet of today is still at an infantile stage, and is bogged down by humanity’s foibles, its limitations and of course its vast destructive sense. The future internet will be a calmer more focussed space, and the increase in computing power will enable humanity to transmit emotion as well as all other states of consciousness. Will you lose yourself, your sense of being? Many people do not even know themselves now as regular humans, but the ability to shape character will obviously be a bonus, for there are many traits that are not necessary and are detrimental to humanity. Behavioural alteration could render former criminals, as good decent citizens, thus stopping crime from all levels of society. This is mostly a utopian ideal, however we must always factor in the people who will utilise technology for their own gain, whether in hacking tech to subvert, or to live outside the hive mind, which will protect citizens.

The world will have to go through many changes before the enlightened transhumanists relinquish power from the old guard. War, famine, disease, and the constructive destruction of outdated systems will need to be experienced, so that the scientific society overrules the old crumbling defunct order that has caused humanity so much pain and terror in the past.

Councils Will Seize Homes After Owners Die Under Radical Plans Endorsed by the Labour Party this Week

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Properties will no longer have the right of inheritance to family members after the owners pass on, the militant hard-left arm of the Labour party, Momentum have revealed.

Instead, councils will have full rights over all properties after the owners die off, and they will not be allowed to pass on inheritance to their loved ones.

“We believe it is the state that should relinquish ownership of property, including all assets,” a Momentum member revealed on Sunday.

Momentum, the pro-Corbyn campaign group, will on Sunday throw its weight behind proposals to hand local authorities wide-reaching compulsory purchase order powers to take ownership of all homes in Britain.

The proposals have been submitted to the party’s annual conference in a joint push with the the youth organisation Young Labour in a bid to make it official policy.

The plans are believed to be backed by staunch Marxist, John McDonnell, who in 2017 advocated passing emergency legislation to requisition properties in south-West London to rehouse victims of the Grenfell Tower fire.

Once the properties are seized, local councils will rent them out or allow poorer families to live in them for free.

This Collectivization push would be part of a Labour 5-year-plan to abolish all private property ownership in the United Kingdom, and to adopt a more Soviet European model where ownership of property is minimal.

Furthermore, all loop-holes to avoid losing properties attempted by previous owners will be closed.

“You will not be able to hand ownership to your family members before you die or any other trickery. These loop holes will all be shut down, and the properties will all be seized by the state in any circumstance. Our aim is to abolish private property ownership within a generation,” Momentum announced.

The Labour Party’s shadow housing minister, John Healey fully endorsed the plans.

Jeremy Corbyn has already called for a nationwide system of renting, with Labour planning to cede more seizure powers to local authorities.

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has also called for an overhaul of tenancy laws in a bid to impose rent controls across the capital by abolishing all landlords and private property ownership.

Daily Squib Interviews Left Wing Darling Justin Trudeau

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Here at the Squib we rarely get to interview such a leftie darling as Canadian prime minister, Justin Trudeau, who can’t put a foot wrong for the socialist class who adore him so much.

We travelled to his hut on a beach in Jamaica, where the mere wafts of sensimilla make your head burst wide open, and the sweet sounds of reggae music flow through the atmosphere plotting an assured course towards the Canadian prime minister.

DS: Nice to meet you sir, how are you?

Trudeau: Waa gwaan..Jamaica biiig miss tayk ah commin hier bwoy?

DS: Let’s get started, shall we? Delving into the issue of institutional design involves effectiveness. How can institutions in International politics be designed, or modified, in ways that would make them more technically effective in attaining collective purposes, from restoring peace in war-torn societies to facilitating non-discriminatory trade, protecting human rights, and preventing damage to the global environment?

Trudeau: Wo d yuh tink mi am? Gwan git outta hir! Im guh fi guh smok dis ganja (sniffs loudly). Now shot opp wid fi yuh tullkin’!

DS: Our second question, if you please. What is the extent and depth of human obligations to other human beings, extending across political and cultural boundaries? For example, do people in Europe and North America have obligations to people in Africa, simply as a result of our common humanity? To what extent are moral obligations limited by shared bonds of historical experience and community?

Trudeau: Haile Selassie! Yuve gat mi diere Mandem mi don destan ah wud yuse say!

DS: Thank you, this interview has concluded.

Trudeau: Inna de morrows. Likle more. Mi cian now smoke dis ganja inna peace!

 

Former PM David Cameron Summoned to Tower of London

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The former prime minister, David Cameron who has used the Queen to sell his new book by revealing former top secret correspondence with Her Majesty, has been summoned to the Tower of London.

“The former PM was summoned to the Tower this morning at 4.30 am. Mr. Cameron was awakened by the Queen’s guard at his Chipping Norton home, and driven in an unmarked van to the Tower of London. He was then dragged by his feet through Traitor’s Gate and interred in the Tower,” a palace spokesman revealed today.

Her Majesty, the Queen, has not been purring recently, instead she has been rather agitated and angry to say the least.

In order to sell copies of his new book, Cameron has been revealing private conversations with Her Majesty which were meant to be strictly confidential. The former PM, has abused the Queen for commercial profit by revealing formerly private conversations, and betrayed her trust, her sovereign power, as well as her apolitical constitutional status.

Cameron Beheading Calendar

“Mr. Cameron will be held at the Tower for a few weeks and will be beheaded, as is the tradition for traitors of the Sovereign,” Head of the Beefeaters, John Smith, revealed.

As is the tradition, a raised platform will be built and covered with straw. A minister of the church will offer Cameron the last rights before his head is chopped off. Mr. Cameron will be expected to pay and forgive the headsman who will be implored to complete the job swiftly. Mr. Cameron will be given the opportunity to address the spectators – with the Queen’s permission.

The heads of traitors are usually displayed on top of spikes on London Bridge, and David Cameron’s head will join them.

Tickets to view the beheading will be sold at the Tower one week before the beheading extravaganza, and punters will be able to secure seats at the front, commonly called the splatter seats. The beheading will be conducted at Tower Hill and fully available for all of the public. The beheading will be followed by a bonfire of Cameron’s books.

 

Disgraceful Treatment of British PM by Luxembourg Scumbag

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There is no world leader who should be treated in such a way by a host nation, to have organised crowds of hecklers put in front of a podium for a press conference.

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The EU has treated British dignitaries with disgraceful indifferent regard, Luxembourg’s PM, Xavier Bettel, a divisive scoundrel expected the British PM to speak at an outdoor conference yards from a huge mob of shouting and spitting anti-Brexit hecklers, who were obviously organised and encouraged by EU officials.

“This is the way the EU treats the British, with disgraceful treachery. Next time an EU official comes to Britain they should put the bastard in front of an angry anti-EU mob, however Brits have more manners and dignity and would not stoop to the levels the EU shit bags go to,” one enraged British commentator revealed.

“We were encouraged and some were paid to heckle at the British PM,” one organised protester revealed after the tawdry show. The crowd of hecklers were perfectly coordinated to shout at Boris Johnson whenever he was in view. The security that were meant to keep order were all told to stand by and do nothing as some of them even threw objects at Johnson.

The mob controller can then be heard telling the crowd to be quiet when Bettel speaks, thus proving the whole fiasco was organised to humiliate Johnson.

Xavier Bettel, the Luxembourg PM, then gestured to an empty podium where the British PM would have stood, and his words further denigrated the British PM, putting him down, and actively working to embarrass Boris Johnson.

The British saved Luxembourg from the Germans in World War II, however many in the country resent the fact and would rather have stayed occupied by the Nazis.

One can only hope that October 31 comes quickly and Mr. Johnson keeps to his word and takes us out of the EU once and for all.