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The Cummings and Goings of an Alien Visitor to Number 10

Dominic Cummings has certainly shown off his plutonic alien skills off recently by putting everyone in government in the shit box, stirring it around with his magic alien wand, then flinging it around all over the place.

Arriving in a shiny craft that did not have any visible propulsion, Cummings used his deadly Mekon psychotic stare to scare as many people into submission as possible during the Health and Science Select Committee meeting.

Forget the pandemic and the thousands that have died since its outbreak, the reporters and media were more concerned with who Cummings and his infinite knowledge was going to throw under the bus with his laser like put downs and pre-prepared speeches, much of which sounded highly contrived, almost rehearsed ad infinitum.

Perhaps this alien was conducting this theatrical display for the good of the country, an altruistic exercise in decency, however many will suspect this was solely for the alien’s well-being. Here he was, once a master of all in government, now sadly just a simple alien from outer space whose time on earth was now up.

As Cummings left the hearing, a bright purple light appeared seemingly out of nowhere, and above the venue, a craft once again appeared. Cummings was taken into the spinning craft head first resembling some kind of grotesque reverse birth, and 15 Pentagon men suddenly appeared around the corner all filming the event. No doubt the Pentagon will be leaking the video to CNN soon enough.

CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For Divorce

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By pushing Harry into these televised confessionals, Meghan Markle, a calculating narcissist, is getting geared up for ammunition to use in her favour for the planned divorce.

The saddest part of the whole theatrical performance is that Harry probably believes he is doing good by admitting he is severely mentally unstable, and that he has taken copious amounts of illegal drugs in the past. All of these confessions to the public were clearly fully endorsed and pushed by Markle.

With just poor Harry out there in TV land parading himself around, there is only silence from Markle. This is because she does not want to present any fodder for any future lawyers to use against her in the upcoming divorce.

The dominant narcissist always wins in the end, as these two lowly characters are both narcissists, but Markle is the most cunning, clever and worldly of the pair, whereas Harry is not. He is being pushed to throw his royal family under the bus, and to publicly confess to things that would make many squirm.

There will come a point when Harry realises he has been played like a fiddle, maybe it is edging through his subconscious right now, that mild knocking of clarity and realisation. If that ever happens, and that’s a big ‘if’, it will be too late, as Markle will have already consulted and schemed with her lawyers. She will then forge her new life of ultimate freedom and riches with two children that hold Royal blood.

Markle, of course planned this months ago, even before leaving the UK. Once she removed the prince from his royal comfort zone and support structure into an unfamiliar environment where the jackals come with beautiful smiles and say yes to everything you say, it would only be a matter of time.

When the trigger is pulled — will be up to Markle.

Harry and Meghan Close to Joining Scientology Cult

Get your Thetans and E-meters ready, Harry and Meghan are now considering joining the Los Angeles chapter of the Scientology cult, close members of the former royal’s group have revealed.

The Church of Scientology’s leader David Miscavige, has already visited the couple’s Montecito mansion, and rumour has it that Meghan and Harry got on with the cult chief like a house on fire.

“Miscavige sees Harry and Meghan as a real coup for the Church. Oprah introduced the couple to Miscavige. Along with luminaries like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, amongst many Hollywood celebrities in the Scientology cult, the profile of the Church would be raised to legendary status with the new additions,” one Scientology observer revealed on Wednesday.

Harry and Meghan have already been audited, and now carry e-meters wherever they go. Auditing can be an expensive business, and Scientology cult members dish out sums like $10,000 for each audit, sometimes running multiple times a week. You don’t have to be an accountant to realise that money can be pissed away very quickly, enriching the Church of Scientology’s already overrunning coffers further.

According to aides close to the couple, Harry has suddenly been cured of his aversion and anger towards the royal family.

“As soon as he put that e-meter on his head and swished it around, Harry invoked the great Thetans into his bruised soul cleansing him of the negative standard memory bank eons accentuating Harry’s beingness and determinism. His engrams were through the fucking roof man as he went into Est repair mode getting out of his constant service facsimile, and his genetic entity elevated to extreme havingness mode through his reactive mind. I immediately called INCOMM as we went into overrun, and Harry’s OT got a hold of him with infinite perceptics. Harry’s restimulation verificational setting was full of self determinism getting ridness of the suppressive persons in his life. Harry then gave me $20,000 right there and then making me very happy,” the Scientology operator in charge of the former royal revealed in the latest edition of Freedom Magazine.

It’s safe to say we won’t hear from Harry and Meghan for a while. Thank you, Church of Scientology for your services. Just send the pair to Sea Org and put them in a cage cleaning floors for the rest of their sorry lives.

Biden Bid For Communist Global Corporation Tax Should be Thwarted

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Commie Joe Biden’s far left agenda of a global corporation tax is definitely not what Brexit Britain needs. We left the EU for more freedom in running our affairs, and along comes communist Joe Biden, and his bid to tie the globe down with his commie global tax agenda.

If Boris listens to the senile perverted commie who cheated his way into power, then he will lose a lot of support from many, locking Britain into the communist tax scheme is the last fucking thing we need.

The bumbling pinko commie fucker, Biden has called on the UK and 37 other members of the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OCED) to enforce a minimum corporation tax rate of 21 percent.

These bully boy tactics by Biden will stifle business in Britain and the globe, creating an uncompetitive atmosphere resembling a Marxist manifesto’s collectivist dream policy.

Just because Biden wants to bankrupt America with his tin pot socialist pet projects that will needlessly pour trillions of dollars into a monetary black hole, does not mean he should force the rest of the globe to furnish his deluded communist fantasy.

There is no communist collectivist utopia Mr. Biden, and there never will be.

Eurovision Song Contest : Badly Dressed Parade of Tone Deaf Dickheads

It is not exactly a revelation that the politically biased and motivated Eurovision Song Contest is not about musicality in any shape or form. Let us simply analyse the name – Euro (The EU state) Vision (a showcase of the EU states’ supposed ‘magnificence’ to the rest of the world) Song (musicality and songs do not exist here) Contest (biased EU judges within a rigged voting system that elevates an EU member state for show for a year).

The grotesque vulgarity of the Eurovision Song Contest displays a diabolical affront to any form of music, lowering the art of composition, artistry in a cheap banal manner to the levels of base mediocrity and creative death.

If this is meant to be the epitome of thousands of years of Western European progress in the arts, let it hang its head in abject shame, a suppurating boil on the asshole of humanity‘s ultimate failure.

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Badly dressed dickheads grace the EU state funded vast stages miming to camp repetitive eurotrash muzak. It is certainly preferable to have one’s eyes slowly gouged out with rusty ice cream scoopers and ear holes plugged with fast drying concrete than to experience the puerile pestilence and infantile atrocities of the Eurovision Song Contest.

The insipid brown-nosing sycophantic presenters are vomit inducing scum who should be executed with no mercy for their contribution to the violation and death of creativity and artistry, these parasitic enablers are only EU state pawns in a politically motivated Sovietized fascistic state sponsored festival of vile automaton robotic NPC shite, all of them, cunts reading EU state written Goebbels propaganda autocues.

If there is a reason for war, this piece of moribund detritus would be it, and some entity would be welcome to plough through the continent erasing the EU and silencing the Eurovision Song Contest forever. One could only dream of such a momentous gesture, for if it ever became a reality, the stars would align in universal celebration and the rest of the world would rejoice in the party of the century.

As an environmental pollutant, the Eurovision Song Contest should be classified as dangerous as the methane gas emitted from the arses of millions of herds of cows, but at least when a cow moos or farts, the sound is sweeter than anything emitted from the Eurovision Song Contest.

Covid-19 Breathes Sigh of Relief as Human Meat Sacks Party

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Who doesn’t love a good party, the Covid-19 Indian strain is certainly loving it as it spreads like wildfire amongst the human meat sacks all out and about?

You see for a virus, that’s all you are — a meat sack. You are a host, and for the virus to survive, it is imperative that you present your fleshy body to be infected. The virus does not care about your holiday vaccine passport, or your decision to not wear a proper N95 rated mask whilst drunk out of your mind in a crowded pub. In fact, the virus finds your vaccines amusing, not only because it gives you a false sense of security, but because the vaccine effectively forces the virus to mutate.

By creating antibodies via the vaccine, the virus is forced to adapt or die. Humans are seeing the same thing with mass antibiotic use as bacteria become more resilient through over use, like viruses, bacteria are forced to adapt or die.

There is of course no mention of Antibody Dependent Enhancement, just the sound of crickets, as humans put all their eggs in one basket, blinded by dreams of holidays and parties.

With a virus like Covid-19 the solution is multifaceted, there is no singular solution to its multi-pronged attack mechanism. By putting all human efforts into a vaccine, especially one that aids mutation — is futile.

How Traditional Video Games Are Influencing Online Casinos

If you’re active in the online gaming scene, then you’re probably aware of the attention online casino games have been receiving. While these classics have always been pretty popular, their digital counterparts have brought new life to the gambling scene, making them a trend that most people are jumping on. There are plenty of reasons why casino games are a big hit at the moment, but one of the biggest ones is the influence traditional gaming has had on the field. So, if you’re interested in how traditional video games are influencing online casinos, here’s a brief explanation.

Creative Rewards Systems

A big reason why people love playing casino games is the rewards that can potentially come from them. Most of us are familiar with the typical way gambling can lead to monetary gain, but online casinos have switched things up by incorporating a classic video game element here and there as a nice casino reward.

As expected, this manifests in several different ways, but the most notable one comes in the form of Loyalty Programs.

Loyalty programs tend to give players special boosts the more they play. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but the ones best received by players are those laid out as games themselves. Usually, these types of reward systems include the players choosing a team, which accumulates a collective score based on how well the members of that team are doing. The rewards from these programs can vary, but the leading teams always get the best rewards out of the bunch!

Variety and Game Genres

Throughout the years, we’ve seen thousands of video games offer a unique take on different genres. With gaming becoming one of the most popular hobbies, diversity like this is crucial as it’s an excellent way to offer people with different interests something more suited to their tastes. While there are plenty of casino games out there, they’re not exactly known for offering much on the diversity front. People mainly know of classics like Poker, Blackjack, and Baccarat, all of which are variations of card games.

Luckily, casino game developers have taken note of this and introduced an incredible range of diverse games through the slot games category! Modern slots manage to combine the classic feel of old-school slot machines with various genres we see in traditional video games. From horror and fantasy to romance and adventure, themed slots today come in pretty much every category imaginable. While it’s hard to compare them to some of the traditional genre-defining games over the years, they’re top-notch options for those looking to try something different.

Tournaments and Competitions

If there’s one thing that video games excel in, it’s competition. Competitive video games are all the rage right now, and we’ve seen this need for competition translate to the online casino scene as well! Mainly, we can see casinos encourage some friendly competition through leaderboards, a video game staple that’s been around since the very beginning.

Players can see the best-ranked players at any given time, lighting a fire under their butt to try harder and take over their ranking!

The other way competitiveness is encouraged is a bit more direct. With competitive gaming and the e-sports industry growing quickly through the launch of massive tournaments, online casinos have included something very similar to their repertoire.

Whether they’re site-wide or spanning across several online casino platforms, players have a chance to participate in tournaments and competitions where the better they play particular games, the higher their chances of winning huge rewards!

Blabber Mouth Harry: “No! I am Not a National Security Threat”

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What else is this guy going to reveal? Singing like a canary, Harry, the former royal who still uses his royal titles for monetary profit despite his obvious hatred of the entire British monarchy, is divulging information that is clearly damaging to not only the Windsors, but the whole nation of Great Britain as well. This is a clear case of Harry now being a definite national security threat.

Major General Stuart Harris from the Green Howard’s Yorkshire Regiment, quipped: “There is no doubt now that, Harry, when he was a member of the armed forces, would have spilled the beans immediately, giving away names, coordinates, and plans without batting an eyelid, if he were ever captured by the dastardly enemy.”

Who Else Will He Betray Next?

There is a genuine sadness in watching someone who many looked up to with delight for their qualities of strength, duty and ability to relate to others with such enthusiasm, fall from grace in such a sordid manner.

When will this petulant spoiled brat, who has had everything given to them, even having teachers at Eton do their A-levels, and handed multi-million taxpayer funded weddings, private jet flights, £6 million refurbishments learn that it is their own narcissism and arrogance that is killing their own, refusing to look inside their behaviour instead of blaming others all the time?

“Harry used to be a good bloke once, now he’s just a tattle tale who is selfishly destroying the very establishment that entrusted him with a divine knowledge and secrets passed on for centuries. I see him now, and see a coward, a double-crosser who has gone to immense lengths to not only destroy others, but to destroy himself as well. Harry, is an opprobrious squealer rat, dazzled by the glamour and greed of the false light of Hollywood. His mother would be appalled to see this broken dramatist shuffling around the very paparazzi who haunted her life so, courting them at every moment yet pretending to deny them simultaneously. Pathetic vagabond automaton Harry, is now a vile cumbersome retch stumbling aimlessly in his own broken mind, neglecting care or thought for others, a self-absorbed selfish parsimonious swine quisling,” a former acquaintance, commented.

Why Casino Gaming Is a Booming Trend

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The world of online gaming has been a go-to for most players since the early 2000s. With the online space adding a new type of social element to video games, people worldwide have jumped at the chance to experience an elevated form of entertainment that’s taken over the 21st century.

While traditional online video games are undoubtedly doing well, one part of the gaming industry has soared in this environment – casino games. If you’re wondering why online casino games are currently one of the hottest trends on the World Wide Web, here are the main reasons.

Game Quality and Diversity

When most people think of casino gaming, the first ones that come to mind are classics like Poker, Blackjack, and Roulette. Naturally, you wouldn’t be wrong if you thought of these as well. Most online casinos have these classics ready and waiting around the clock, but what separates quality casinos from mediocre ones on the web is the game selection beyond these few titles. Top-notch online casinos are known to host thousands of games at once, offering a little bit of everything!

One of the biggest reasons why casino games online are such a big hit these days is their diversity, especially in the slots category. Unlike typical old-school slot machines, modern slot games come in many different iterations. They often represent multiple genres, boast varying levels of difficulty, and incorporate high-quality design. These games aren’t just released lightly, but take time and effort to offer players a top-shelf gaming experience they won’t tire of.

Cross-Platform Convenience

It’s no secret that one thing most of us don’t have much of in this fast-changing world is free time. People live busy lives, which doesn’t give them much space to experience the joys of gaming often. Online casino games provide a quick fix to this problem. Since most online casinos are instant play, users can access them through a browser on multiple devices. While this might not seem like much, it offers users a chance to launch a game through their phone whenever it’s convenient to them!

Unlike most popular video games that only offer PC and Console support, casino games can be played through most devices with an internet connection. You can squeeze in a game on your lunch break, on your commute, or when you get home on PC. While developers are making moves to allow this kind of freedom with popular video game titles, there’s still a long way to go before it all comes together. Until then, casino games will remain the best on-the-go entertainment option.

The Additional Features

Casino games are considered a classic form of entertainment no matter where you go. The thing is, just because something’s a classic it doesn’t mean there’s no room for improvement. Online casino gaming has proven that a few soft touch-ups can bring a breath of fresh air to an already excellent entertainment medium. The best example of this is Live Casino games. These games incorporate live-streaming technology to bring a more immersive casino feel to games like Baccarat, Roulette, and Blackjack, making them an insanely popular choice.

Of course, additional features don’t just come from the games themselves, but the casinos that host them. Online gambling operators are continuously working on ways to improve the gameplay experience of their visitors. Naturally, this includes better chances of winning without much investment on their part. Gamification options such as loyalty rewards, free spins, and other similar features give players better ways to enjoy playing their favourite casino titles.

5 Tips for Photographing Nature

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If you are looking to photograph nature, you will want to make sure that the images you take make a truly stunning impression. There is a lot to consider when it comes to this type of photography, but rather than being intimidated, you should feel inspired by the challenge. With that being said, we have put together five of the best tips when it comes to photographing nature so that you can get started in style.

Assess nature photographs taken by others

There is only one place to begin, and this is by assessing the nature photographs that have been taken by other established and aspiring nature photographers. This is a great way for you to get a good understanding of what works and what doesn’t. You will find plenty of images to look at by visiting quality photo sharing websites.

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Improve your photographs with natural light

Natural light can make a massive difference. Photographing nature tends to look great when there is evening or morning light, in particular, especially during the golden hours, so do keep this in mind. The light that appears before sunset and after sunrise has a hazy and soft quality to it, which will allow for more even illumination of your subjects and there will not be any harsh shadows like you get at midday.

Be prepared with the right equipment and gear

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A lot of nature photographers decide to venture into a remote location without their tripod in hand, and they live to regret it. It is also important to make sure that you are wearing clothing that is appropriate and suitable for your surroundings. You will also need to bring a compass and a map, and you are going to need to know how to use it. You typically cannot rely on your phone in such locations.

Study your subject

We also recommend that you spend some time studying your subject so you can determine how to take the best shots. You are always going to take better photographs if you have an understanding of what you are capturing. Plus, you will be able to predict shots better if you know your subject’s habits, and this can help for a much more fruitful and productive day with your camera.

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Separate the subject from the background

The final piece of advice we have for you is to separate the subject from the background. Subjects in such photography can be a flower, animal, or plant, for instance. Make sure you carefully judge the distance of your subject from the background. This will help to separate them. You should also focus on the subject when shooting.

There is no denying that nature photography is a stunning art form and there are some truly spectacular nature images out there these days. However, there is no reason why you cannot take just as impressive images. It is all about practising and honing your craft. We hope that the ideas and suggestions that we have mentioned above will help you to do this.

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