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8 Clerihews Defaming Joe Biden

Joe Biden
is too old for hang-glidin’.
Much less than that; if a pin were to drop,
the poor old fellow’s heart would stop.

Joe Biden
looks like he’s subsidin’.
He limps and shivers, scowls and stutters –
thank God he’s in charge of the nuclear button.

Joe Biden’s
supposed to be providin’
an antidote to Donald Trump.
‘Cept Joe’s Third Way shtick helped spawn that chump.

Joe Biden
is not very much like John Lydon.
‘Cos aside from all his problems Joe
can actually play and sing a note.

Joe Biden
has much experience of presidin’
despite having plagiarised a pillock:
a two-time loser called Neil Kinnock.

Joe Biden
will you keep survivin’
till once again the voters cry:
‘We’re sick of neoliberals, let’s give neofascists another try’?

Joe Biden
likes to go hitch-hikin’.
He cocks a thumb at his front door
and the stairlift takes him to the first floor.

Joe Biden
can’t keep hidin’
his love of the military-industrial complex
by having a VP of colour and the female sex.

Obama: “I am ready for my fourth term in 2024”

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You may think that Joe Biden has been the one making policy since 2020, but you would be wrong…very wrong. The reality of the situation is that this current term in the White House is Barack Hussein Obama’s third term, and when the Democrats engineer another election in 2024, it will be Obama’s fourth term.

Joe Biden, a barely functioning person was the perfect puppet for the job simply because he has zero thought process, and most of the time does not know where he is or what he is trying to say whilst mumbling incoherently.

“We never wanted someone with a mind of their own. We tell Joe what to say. Everything is heavily scripted, and even though this guy can barely speak, the government is run completely by the team behind the stumbling zombie,” a White House insider revealed.

The hiccup after the two Obama terms was Donald Trump, who tried to undo everything Obama and his cronies committed America to do. When Biden was shoehorned into the position, Obama had quite a job on his hands to reinstate his agenda and policies in America. Through the barely animated corpse of Biden, Obama has been working 24/7 along with his teams to repair the ‘damage’ of the Trump term.

The 2024 election will thus be Obama’s fourth term. The extreme process utilised by the Democrats to either discredit, jail and frame Trump will be ongoing. If that does not work, the Democrats will have to utilise the ballot stuffing and postal votes technique that was successful in the 2020 elections when hundreds of thousands of dead voters were recorded as Biden votes. Along with banning election observers during counts, resetting counting machines and all the other tricks utilised to beat Trump.

If there are any honest people left in America, you would not vote in a rigged system because there is absolutely no point in doing so if you are anything other than a Democrat.

As the open borders and the heavy transgender push gives Obama away as being the man behind the Biden regime, the other give away is the Laissez-faire weak foreign policy which encouraged Putin to commit a full scale invasion of Ukraine. Obama lost the Crimea in 2014 during his second term, and he lost a quarter of Ukraine in his third term.

Presidents should only have two terms, but Obama could have four. Thanks to the shuffling corpse of Joe Biden, Obama has truly fulfilled his greatest dreams for pushing his various Marxist communist agenda upon the now compromised nation of America.

A celebrated member of the globalist World Economic Forum (WEF) has called for a staggering 86 percent reduction in the population of humans, arguing that the goal can be achieved “peacefully.”

Dennis Meadows, one of the main authors of the Club of Rome’s 1972 pro-depopulation book “The Limits to Growth.”

Meadows argues that most of the world’s population must be wiped out so that the survivors can “have freedom” and a “high standard of living.”

During a 2017 interview, Meadows claims that genocide of 86% of the world’s population is “inevitable.”

However, he insists that a “benevolent” dictatorship could accomplish the mass de-population “peacefully.”

“We could [ ] have eight or nine billion, probably,” he says of the world’s growing population.

“If we have a very strong dictatorship which is smart … and [people have] a low standard of living,” Meadows says as he explains how the population reduction agenda could be triggered.

Transgenderism Symbolises the New Age of Baphomet

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You may wonder why transgenders and transgenderism are given the highest level of attention and this minority are lauded so highly by the elite establishment?

Transgenderism is everywhere these days, pushed in all media, advertising, film, music and even beer. It is a form of transhumanism, a form of transcending the biological into something else that is different to the ordinary human. In esoteric terms, the rise of transgenderism heralds the beginning of the new age of Baphomet, especially as previously dominant religions like Christianity are on the wane.

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George Washington statue by Horatio Greenough in the National Museum of American History. Commissioned by Congress in 1832

Baphomet is a symbol of balance in various occult and mystical traditions, the origin of which some occultists have attempted to link with the Gnostics and Templars, although occasionally purported to be a deity or a demon.

Transgenderism is thus part of this symbolic ode to Baphomet, as this androgynous symbol is depicted as the signalling of a revolutionary heretical tradition that embraces the “emancipation of humanity” and the establishment of a perfect social order incorporating the ideals of romantic and utopian socialism.

Transgenderism also symbolises a new age of decreased population through many techniques which have been in place for over fifty years but are only now coming to fruition.

The future being introduced by the elite controllers, especially by entities like the WEF, UN, EU is one of all-encompassing transition towards a new age. The current Biden administration is a continuation of the Obama term, Joe Biden is a silent front to a former agenda that was nearly ruined by Donald J. Trump. To continue the transgender Baphomet agenda, the next president has to be the third term for Obama, the man behind Biden. Transhumanism will mean augmentation of the human body from one form to an infinitesimal deluge of hybrid transformational forms transcending biological humans, not only in brain power but in actual physical form.

What will be seen as an affront to Christianity will be hailed as a representational victory to Baphomet and the disciples to this deity, as the technological progress will far supersede any natural biological form, humans will be given only two choices, progress to the next level or be left behind to perish.

Anti-Trump Jury Convicts Trump of Raping Woman He Never Met?

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Allegedly, according to a hand-picked anti-Trump jury selected by Democrat Party officials specifically to halt or mar Trump’s 2024 presidential candidacy, President Trump raped a woman who he never met in his life.

“How do you rape a woman you never met in your life before?” one man asked.

“It’s easy, if your name is Trump, specifically Donald, aka The Don, these are the kinda dirty tricks the Democrats will partake in trying to fuck over your candidacy. Because they have a rotting corpse Obama zombie in the race, they are seriously scared and will do anything, I reiterate — anything to stop Trump. Donald, he can actually string a sentence together. The Biden zombie cannot even string a coherent sentence together or remember what he did five minutes ago.”

It is quite ironic that Trump is being blamed for pretty much every sexual crime in America, when according to the alleged diary of Biden’s own daughter, Ashley, when she was very young, she used to have long prolonged showers with her dad, allegedly. But, shush, because Creepy Joe is a Democrat, he is protected, and he can get away with anything without fear of prosecution.

As for Hunter Biden …

8 Clerihews Defaming Ed Davey

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Ed Davey,
my awareness of you is at best hazy.
But this is only right – let’s have no pretence –
for every bloody leader of the Lib Dems.

Ed Davey,
as Liberals go you’re not too shady.
No Oaten orgies or Ashdown affairs,
much less Mr Thorpe’s near-murder dare.

Sweet Ed Davey,
will you be my baby?
What really turns me on about you
is that your hair and party logo are the same yellow hue.

Ed Davey,
you’re for business, monarchy, army and navy.
So what alternative do you offer
to all the other parties led by tossers?

Ed Davey,
you’re just like my homemade gravy:
tepid and tasteless, dull and thick;
quite simply the public won’t swallow it.

Ed Davey,
is off to the Indonesian island of Sulawesi.
What a contrast to England’s air
because people may have actually heard of him there.

Ed Davey,
In the Enlightenment era, the liberal ideology to which you broadly subscribe gave European colonialism a dubious justification for slavery.
But I doubt you would have guessed so,
let alone put it in your next manifesto.

Ed Davey,
you think that Brexit’s crazy.
You want integrity, democracy, justice and values,
but despite all that you love the EU.

Jeremy Hunt Praises Loss of Over 1,000 Tory Seats at Local Elections

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“We at the Remainer Tory Party are appreciative of the cover-up of the rout I personally engineered of Tory seats because of the King’s coronation ceremony. Not many people are talking about how I have made the Tories now so unpopular that if a person steps in a dog shit somewhere, they shout out ‘Sunak’ or my illustrious name. Yes, I Jeremy Hunt am an unbridled nefarious cunt of the highest in order. Let me tell you about the plan to lose the next election to Labour, so that Brexit can be reversed completely. The Treasury, BofE, and civil service swamp along with our various agents aligned with Brussels have purged the Tory Party of Brexiteers very successfully. It is only a matter of time my fellow EU Comrades that we make the people who even voted for Brexit change their minds. By increasing interest rates to insane levels we are creating pain to millions of households across the country, we have encouraged inflation to rise higher and higher on a daily basis to make your everyday survival a fucking horrible miserable existence. This is what Brexit Britain looks like thanks to remainers like me, and it will only get worse, rest assured, as I raise taxes higher and increase bureaucracy red-tape to kill more business off at the root.”

Biden Admin Allows Heteros to Openly Serve in Navy

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The Navy will have to change Biden says

Fulfilling a campaign promise, Biden said the law will strengthen national security and uphold the ideals that the country’s sailing men and women risk their lives to defend.

“No longer will our country be denied the service of thousands of patriotic Americans who are forced to leave the Navy – regardless of their skills, no matter their bravery or their zeal, no matter their years of exemplary performance – because they happen to be straight,” Biden said.

In the Navy

The new law ended the Obama era ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy, which forced straight Navy members to hide their sexual orientation or face dismissal.

“It was real hard because if you didn’t join in with the transexual, transgender gay orgies on deck or aft, they would immediately know you were not a real sailor boy,” John Rimmer, an ex-Navy recruit, told CNN News.

While officials did not announce any timetable for the revamp, the process will probably take months as the Navy has to formulate new service guidelines.

The guidelines will also cover a host of questions, from how to educate sailors on how to treat straight non-trans members of the team, and how the Navy’s tradition of steaming gay Bud Light saunas and submarine orgies would have to be toned down.

The ©Rime of the Centrist Academic

I’m supposed to earn a living from original thought
And question power structures of every sort.
I claim to be a lefty or at least vaguely pink
But in truth, I’ve tranquillised myself with centrist groupthink.

‘Be sceptical and questioning,’ I tell my students loud,
While of the fact I’ve never been, I’m oddly proud.
I cite radical scholars, but can’t escape the fact
I’m a chicken-shit conformist liberal technocratic twat.

I’ll wear a rainbow lanyard for the LGBTs,
And spout banalities about diversity.
But that’s all just careerist masturbation,
For I don’t care about our uni’s links to corporations:

Racist ones, imperialist ones, sexist ones, they say,
And investments from despots who oppress the gays.
But to get yourself some juicy great research grants
You’ve got to suck up to all those murderous c…

…Can’t you see that propositions need no evidence?
That the best form of offence is sitting on the fence?
I promise you there’s nothing at all defective

About strongly feeling Keir Starmer is effective.

I’ll babble my bromides about austerity,
But when it comes to striking, I’ll plead poverty.
I can’t miss an instalment of exorbitant school fees
By wasting time on a picket line in minus 5 degrees.

And anyway politics only happens in Whitehall
Where geniuses rule… remember Ed Balls?
But if loony lefties stand around chantin’
I’ll gladly reap the benefits of their collective bargain.

‘Cos it’s so much easier to re-tweet James O’Brien
And blame the Palestinians for Palestinians dyin’.
And roll your eyes at poor people who don’t understand
The niceties of the Brexit backstop plan.

I’ll change my Facebook picture to the flag of Ukraine
‘Cos unlike Iraq and Yemen – there’s someone else to blame.
I’ve got a ‘love’ emoji for the refugees,
But not the ones who got that way from our brutality.

Two hours later, I’ve changed my pic to the stars
Belonging to the EU – Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
‘Cos apart from drowning migrants and looting the Global South
Brussels is perfect – I heard it from Blair’s mouth!

Oh, I claim to treat all sources critically,
But the BBC and Guardian I trust completely.
That’s tantamount to drilling a hole in my bonce
And filling it with bullshit right up to the top.

Oh I hate fake news, disinformation,
All of it comes from non-Western nations.
Russia and China must be blamed for everything,
Brexit, Trump, UKIP, especially Corbyn.

He was a commie who hated all the Jews,
I heard it on Andrew Marr, so it must be true.
He lied about the Tories’ plan for NHS-beating.
That’s accurate ‘cos it came from Wes Streeting.

I wear a badge that says ‘I hate racists’,
But I also hate Iran, North Korea, such places.
That’s justified because we’re nicer than them;
We’d never lock our enemies up in some nasty pen.

Never mind Mr Assange – that story’s stale!
And forget 2 million Blacks in American jails.
Let’s only fret about those Uyghur lives
And not about our slaughters since 1585.

See, I’ve always had a rather fuzzy moral perspective,
Even though you needn’t be a genius detective
To know Blair killing a million overseas
Is hardly better than Tory deaths from Covid-19.

I’ll name-check Said, Spivak and Gilroy,
While I write about as well as Robert Kilroy.
Lucky that’s no barrier to promotion and that,
When you’re a chicken-shit conformist liberal technocratic twat.

‘Cos I’d rather veg out over Pol Toynbee
And let Jon Freedland give me a lobotomy.
The Guardian turned right when my students were tots
Now it’s Jones, Malik, Monbiot – that’s your fucking lot.

I’ll piously prattle about democracy
But it’s undermined by my hypocrisy.
See, I’m all for voting parliamentary
But totally opposed to it inside HE.

I marched against Thatcher in the eighties,
But now I use her language in my spreadsheets.
Everything’s a ‘business case’, a ‘strategic conversation’,
When we sack a whole department, it’s called ‘rationalisation’.

‘Cos it’s just easier to quote-tweet J.K. Rowling
Than devise original transphobic growling.
I think I’m being edgy, but in truth I’m far from that:
I’m a chicken-shit conformist liberal technocratic twat.

While I claim to be a rationalist, I’m immune to proof
And can’t get my head around this simple truth:
Online, I rant and rave about Tory capers,
Though, between my views and theirs, it’s just a Rizla paper.

Hail King Charles III Coronation

As the rain falls with the traditional British fervour that will grace this historic day for the monarchy, the peasants are out in the streets and the pomp and ceremony has begun.

Not much else to say apart from it’s all over the telly.

coronation tea and cakes

Why Mandatory Behaviour Modification Will be Important in Future

The reduction of crime, in fact the total elimination of crime, is the primary precept of behaviour modification. The reduction of unhappiness in humans to their current condition; the elimination of protest, the halt of looting and riots, the end of all human crime and resistance.

Mandatory microchipping of the populace will eventually be introduced and will change human society forever. The introduction of AI in everyday life, as well as Net Zero will be the precursor for millions of job losses that will invariably cause mass hysteria amongst the population. To counteract this problem, behaviour modification will be introduced to regulate the process of the post-consumerist age.

Post consumerism essentially means that the elite have no need for the masses anymore simply because they have used the masses over centuries to finally reach their technological zenith. With AI and robotics, as well as nanotechnology extending life exclusively for the elite, the masses and their role will no longer be needed.

To prepare the masses for the New Deal, the Great Reset will also be introduced as a form of slow whittling down of the power of the masses. There will be no more pandering to the masses through elections, as these will be outlawed. One could describe this form of technical governance as a form of scientific feudal dictatorship, where the experts will oversee the masses. The recent lockdown policing during the Covid pandemic is a tiny glimpse into what the future will be like all the time.

You will be happy through behaviour modification and even if you are aware of your situation it will not matter. The Great Reset ultimately means that you will have no need to own any property or equity anymore. With no assets, you will be released of the burden of ownership.

brainchip

The EU, which is ultimately a Soviet collectivist protectionist construct led by unelected representatives of the elite, is the ideal model for the Great Reset. Spokesmen like Klaus Schwab for the World Economic Forum are low level operatives that reveal some details — but not all, of what is to come. China is the global model of an ideal system of control, and will lead the push for mandatory brain chipping to control the masses. What China does, the EU dutifully follows. The EU is slowly shifting its population to be familiar with eating insects as a primary protein source. This will lower carbon emissions by eliminating factory farming of livestock like cows, chickens, pigs. Naturally, the elite will have their own organic farms still operating, so they can feast on filet mignon and champagne whilst the proles eat their insect products. Behaviour modification will ensure that the populace will eat their bugs and be jolly about it.

Why have physical prisons with all the unnecessary expense when you can have mind prisons with minimal cost? Through chipping of the population, the controllers will have the ultimate control over every part of the populace. You will not be able to be employed in any of the few jobs left for humans, and no one will be able to make a monetary transaction without the chip. It will first be introduced as an aid to the disabled, blind, quadriplegics. It will be introduced as an extension of social media, so the take-up will be enormous. The populace have been conditioned to be completely reliant and addicted to their mobile phones and the chip in the brain will ensure constant connectivity into the hive internet mind, which is essentially a vast echo chamber constantly beating propaganda into the consciousness and subconsciousness of the masses. You may be fooled into thinking that there will be one way traffic from your brain to the interface, but it will be two-way traffic. Just as users download apps into their mobile devices today, the apps of the future will link to your frontal, temporal, parietal lobes. An example would be tiers of service where if the user does not have the ability to pay for the extra costs involved, the developers would have the ability to project advertisements directly into the user’s brain, and they would not be able to stop experiencing the advertisement in their mind. These, however, would be the early stages of the program, which would be rolled out globally and simultaneously.

Essentially you will be happy, you will comply, and if there are any errors, they can simply reset, modify or switch you off.