is too old for hang-glidin’.
Much less than that; if a pin were to drop,
the poor old fellow’s heart would stop.
looks like he’s subsidin’.
He limps and shivers, scowls and stutters –
thank God he’s in charge of the nuclear button.
supposed to be providin’
an antidote to Donald Trump.
‘Cept Joe’s Third Way shtick helped spawn that chump.
is not very much like John Lydon.
‘Cos aside from all his problems Joe
can actually play and sing a note.
has much experience of presidin’
despite having plagiarised a pillock:
a two-time loser called Neil Kinnock.
will you keep survivin’
till once again the voters cry:
‘We’re sick of neoliberals, let’s give neofascists another try’?
likes to go hitch-hikin’.
He cocks a thumb at his front door
and the stairlift takes him to the first floor.
can’t keep hidin’
his love of the military-industrial complex
by having a VP of colour and the female sex.