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Fishy Rishi Sunak: Rwanda or Bust!

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Fishy Rishi Sunak is a desperate man who is running out of time as the current unelected Conservative Party Prime Minister. Time is running out rapidly for Fishy Rishi and his self-imposed target for sending illegal boat migrants to Rwanda.

Every time the British government tries to solve the problem of illegal migrants crossing the English Channel to apply for asylum, it is thwarted by the ECHR, which rules over the UK. Despite a so-called Brexit, Britain is still essentially controlled by the European Convention of Human Rights. Britain thus has zero control over its borders.

The numbers show 50,546 asylum seekers were being housed in hotels in the UK at the end of June. This is around 10% more than the 45,775 living in hotels at the end of last year. It currently costs the British taxpayer £8 million per day to house the illegal migrants in 4-star hotels across the country.

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Whilst illegal migration is one thing, the Tory government dare not mention the legal migration level under the Sunak regime – net migration was 672,000; most people arriving to the UK in the YE June 2023 were from Nigeria and India.

Britain paid Rwanda an additional £100 million in April, on top of £140 million it previously sent, as the bill for its contested plan to relocate asylum seekers to the East African country continues to rise. An incredible £240 million without a single illegal asylum seeker being sent there. Rwanda is probably receiving cash from the EU as well, many suspect because recently Rwandan government ministers said they would kill the deal if the UK leaves the ECHR. Only 1% of illegal migrants are sent back to where they came from.

Suella fell on her sword, will Fishy Rishi?

Copout28 Another Copout

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Yay! It’s another Copout28 copout where people with fat heads all talk absolute shit for days on end about dumping fossil fuels which would cause absolute economic disaster to the developing and Third World countries.  The UAE and Saudi Arabia have no plans on ditching fossil fuels, and neither does China, India and Russia as well as the rest of the developing world.

Where was Greta Thunberg? Who fucking cares?

“While developed countries in the West want to impoverish themselves, we in the developing world have no desire to do so,” a minister from an African country announced as an Arab guy handed him a large brown envelope full of dollars.

Currently, oil can last up to 50 years, natural gas up to 53 years, and coal up to 114 years globally therefore there is no hurry at the moment to switch to other sources of energy any time soon.

The real problem of the globe that no one talks about or dare mention is overpopulation, which is the cause of all poverty, human suffering, war, environmental damage, pollution, terrorism and misery.

If they were talking about overpopulation at Copout28 it would not be a copout, and if the world’s leaders brought in a plan to reduce the insane levels of overpopulation then at least something useful would be achieved.

Experts: Wokism is Borne From Jealousy of the Success of European Culture

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The team of experts at the Institute of Technique in Rome, Italy have revealed their findings regarding the study of woke ideology and how wokism has attempted to hijack European history.

“Much of the riots, looting and general anger towards Western European culture is borne from jealousy of European history and wokism is the hateful symptom. There is a fundamental chasm between the culture and technological advancements of Europe and that of people from Sub-Saharan African descent living in the West. This frustration and anger is also reflected by some Sub-Saharan African descended film producers, who have chosen revisionism of history to somehow become relevant. Negationism of history to suit Sub-Saharan African descended audiences is of course based on lies, but it creates a cushion for the people who do not have a valid written documented history and have never achieved any form of technological advancements.

“If we look at Africa today in the year 2023 there are people who are still living in mud huts, the same as they were living 2,500 years ago during the height of the Great Roman Empire. Advancements in technology, science, culture, administration and architecture are worlds apart when looking at the two continents. Europeans have a rich written history dating back thousands of years, whereas Sub-Saharan African people have next to nothing.

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Street in Rome, 2,500 years ago

“These are some of the reasons why there is such frustration amongst some Sub-Saharan African descended people who have appropriated the Western culture and are living in Western developed nations. They are frustrated and jealous of the success of European culture and technology. They wear the clothes of Europeans and have even adopted the names of Europeans given to them hundreds of years ago. Sub-Saharan African descended people have also adopted en masse the religion of the Europeans — Christianity.

“So, here we have these people who are somehow living within white European society, but they still feel that something is missing from them, of course, it is their own lost culture that is missing, especially as these people have appropriated the culture of the Europeans.

“Western culture and society has made great leaps in trying to accommodate this fundamental disparity in modern times. Through the use of positive discrimination, where Sub-Saharan African descended people are placed in jobs and education establishments purely on the basis of colour and not their ability, as well as including Sub-Saharan African descended people in all media. These techniques are far removed from the days of segregation in the USA, as well as the apartheid in South Africa, which caused great pain and animosity between Europeans and people of Sub-Saharan African descent.

“The terrible fact is that Europeans are themselves a victim of their own huge success as a society and culture. Their technological advances were millions of times more in levels of progression than other indigenous cultures. Their standards of life were beyond any metre that people of Sub-Saharan African descent could even understand hundreds of years ago. It is best not to mention IQ (Sub Saharan IQ average is 66) as being the sole reason for this, but possibly because the northern European climates were so harsh to live in during the winters and ice age that European people who had moved away from the African continent thousands of years ago saw an increase in their brain sizes and ingenuity simply to survive. The subsequent inter-breeding with Homo Sapiens and the Neanderthals also created gene mutations that increased intelligence, amongst other positives that enhanced and evolved the Europeans genetically.

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Rome 2,500 years ago

“Naturally, the people of Sub-Saharan African descent feel a great resentment towards the colonial Europeans, who were technologically far superior to their African ancestors. There is a lot of blame put on the Europeans for slavery, despite the fact that African tribal kings and business minded Africans were the ones willingly selling their own people for blankets, guns, and alcohol.

“Today, there is something that has infected European culture, it is a sort of “white guilt” borne from wokism, where Europeans are meant to feel ashamed for their historical and present time technological and societal success and decry their ancestors for that very success. This has led to forced multiculturalism with millions and millions of people imported into urban ghettos where “white flight” then takes place. These places within Europe, Australia and America become awful places to live, where crime and depravation prevail.

“For those of white European descent, to move away is thus called white flight, to move in to an area is called gentrification, to even register a person’s colour is racist, to not see a person’s colour is unconscious bias, to engage with a minority is deemed as cultural appropriation, and to not engage is called non-inclusive behaviour. Europeans are thus doomed to a life of dodging this, dodging that, they are the true victims of their own success, and now are forced to stoop low to accommodate the people who made little or no effort thousands of years ago to advance technologically and scientifically. Wokism is a disruptive, bullying, authoritarian attack on everything that is European in nature, including its history, its culture and its future.”

 

Putin is Prepared For War – The Shameful West is Not

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There’s a very good reason why the French president Emmanuel Macron is always on the line to Moscow — it’s because he knows how Putin will practically walk through Europe. Naturally, the French are clever in these matters and would like to secure their future under a Russian Putin regime when the time comes. Those precious Haussmann boulevards and beautiful museums must be preserved and not turned to rubble. Basically, it is the same deal the French made when Hitler walked through Europe. Putin is prepared for war, and even though the West watches from afar it is caught in the headlights, it is almost waiting for its own demise by being totally ill-prepared.

The British Chancellor of the Exchequer is cutting funding to the Ministry of Defence, and Britain’s forces are in need of huge investment. Jeremy Hunt is therefore leaving Britain defenceless, a wreck of years of underfunding with even more underfunding proposed.

The failed Ukraine counterattack is a sign that Ukraine is on the back foot, especially as Putin increases production of military arms and munitions. Russia is also receiving military assistance from China, N. Korea and Iran.

What can the poor Ukrainians do as hordes of drugged-up Russian conscripts come at them wave after wave with unlimited supplies of bullets and convicts from Russia’s jails? The Americans are now moaning about continuing to arm and fund the poor Ukrainians.

Putin has been playing the long-game all along, and now that is paying off as the beleaguered, tired West is faltering under a malaise of disenchantment and apathy. The West, is not only being beaten on the battlefields of Ukraine, but decades of demoralisation by the leftists (who aid our enemies) are taking a serious toll.

Unless the West and NATO buckle the fuck up, then there will be no chance. Western nations need to either wake up or be defeated once and for all. This means a huge increase in military defence capabilities and a complete deletion of woke culture, which is being pushed by the WEF. In essence, the WEF is working for the rise of totalitarian China and Russia to take over the West and this can be thus labelled as a Western problem that must ultimately be solved from within.

In war, the weak do not survive.

And It’s an ‘Eff You’ From the BBC!

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How delightful of the BBC to pull the middle finger at the viewers. In fact, this is kind of refreshing to see some sort of attitude other than the usual useless pap being put forward by the beeb for a while.

The BBC, a corporation with a devout hunger for hard cash pilfered from the pockets of hard-up British taxpayers so they can pay people like Gary Lineker £4.8 million a year for a two-day work week is a profound statement to Britain’s love for masochism as a nation.

You must pay your TV Licence, or we will come to your door and bully you, and send old people nasty threatening letters which should be completely ignored and thrown in the recycle bin. The BBC needs absolutely multi-millions of pounds per annum to run re-runs and facile useless mediocre programs to the fucking masses.

What is the BBC good for these days apart from a middle finger? It is certainly quite apt that this parasitical corporation doles out utter bilge and mediocrity to the people whilst shaking them down for a tax that is devoutly hated across the land.

In honour of BBC proteges and stars Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris, along with the likes of Martin Bashir, yes, it is definitely a big eff you from the fucking BBC.

Interconnected: The Internet Only Creates War For Humanity

When humans become too interconnected, they reject this state through war because too much connection creates a reaction of disconnection and a run to privacy. Our inherent differences are accentuated to a point that eventually sows the seeds for conflict on and off the internet.

We are told day in day out that humans have to communicate with each other constantly through smartphones, the internet, social media, but no one has factored in the consequences of such levels of communication because they were blinded by the revenue made from connectivity overload.

Of course, humans need some level of communication and connection with each other, but the situation we are at now is at a level of overload.

When was the last time you sat at a desk and wrote a letter to someone on a piece of paper?

When was the last time you had a real conversation with someone face to face, and not impersonal cold digital words with a stranger on the internet who interacts with thousands of other impersonal messages every day?

This is the ultimate paradox that through more connectivity humans have grown further apart from each other and there is a very good reason humankind will head to complete global war soon.

One of the reasons for rejection of the internet beast is the loss of privacy, of space, of real human contact, of community, of family and of love.

The digital beast is a cold hard obtuse world of code with no warmth and human eye to eye, face to face connection. Zoom conferences do not substitute reality in any way but present a cold digital representation of human connectivity that is ultimately soulless.

The prying incessant eyes of communication now delve into our lives with an extreme hunger for data on every part of our existence, and daily our loss of privacy is getting worse. Humans need privacy, but now every form you fill in for anything requires invasive data to be revealed that infringes on our rights as humans. Every part of your life is now digitized and filed/sold.

All of this unhappiness naturally builds up to a crescendo, not only with individuals, but entire nations are soaked with this spam world malaise that infects every part of our existence. If you know that much data about your enemies then you know where to attack, where their weaknesses are and how to destroy your enemy with the most effectiveness.

This level of interconnectedness will eventually backfire because it is now intrusive and one could even say a form of bullying to eek out every piece of information from people just wanting to live their lives in peace.

King Charles is Not Upholding Duty to the Nation and Monarchy

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The late Queen Elizabeth II upheld the root of the nation and monarchy by immediately taking away Harry’s military duties and uniform rights. This was a staunch message of adherence to the code of the monarchy and its standing within the nation. Prince Harry had chosen a different path as a non-working person apart from the British monarchy, therefore quite rightly he would lose certain privileges and ceremonial rights. The exact opposite can be said about King Charles III, who is putting his wayward lost son ahead of the nation and above the monarchy by allowing him to constantly attack the very institution the King is supposedly head of now. By not punishing the constant attacks via the media apparatus of the British monarchy by Harry and Meghan’s proxies, Charles not only shows extreme weedy weakness but is inadvertently allowing the slow throttling death of what was once a great, majestic ruling institution.

Of course, it is totally normal for conflicting attitudes when dealing with a former member of the family who has turned rogue, however the King must think of his duty to the monarchy and the nation. The incessant attacks will only continue ad infinitum until even more damage is done to the already damaged institution.

In this respect, the King must uphold his sworn duty to the Crown as his mother did and relieve the false widow Sussexes of their titles not only for the good of the nation but as a true sovereign would act in upholding the tenets and honourable rights of the monarchy, which is currently under attack from Harry and Meghan.

Enough is enough. If the current King does not show his force, he will be deemed as irrelevant and an easy target for the foreseeable future and beyond. He will have also damaged the Crown and country by not acting with haste, simply because he is scared of confrontation.

The King must make a simple black and white decision, to let the British monarchy live — or die.

WW3 UPDATE: Slowly But Surely the Escalation of War Continues

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With the Houthis taking over shipping in the Red Sea and threatening global trade, there is a serious undertone to the escalation of the war in Gaza. WW3 could easily increase in its voracity and proliferation across the rest of the globe.

WW3 UPDATE

Distraught shipowners have called for more military protection on maritime routes in the Middle East after the continuous attacks by Iran-backed Houthi rebels in the Red Sea have sparked fears of logistical disruptions to global trade, including oil and gas supplies.

With its connection to the Mediterranean Sea via the Suez Canal, it is one of the most heavily travelled waterways in the world, carrying maritime traffic between Europe and Asia. The Red Sea is the superhighway to the Suez Canal. Judah Levine, Freightos’ head of research, said the Suez Canal sees 50–60 vessels transiting each day for about 19,000 each year, including about 30% of global container traffic.

On Sunday, the Pentagon reported a US warship and three commercial vessels had come under attack off the Yemeni coast. These are the same Houthi rebels who targeted Israeli ships last month. Behind all this nastiness is of course Iran, who is waging a proxy war against Israel, the USA and anyone else who is part of the Great Shaitan alliance.

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Meanwhile, in Ukraine, things are quiet on the Eastern front as troops on both sides hunker down for the winter. How long can a bankrupted America which has borne the brunt of the failed Bidenomics spendthrift insanity continue to fund Ukraine and supply weapons, especially as war has broken out in Israel and Gaza? At some point, Uncle Sam is going to have to say the USA is all used up.

The antithesis of giving up funding and arming Ukraine is that Putin finally wins, and is so emboldened that he continues going West towards the grand prize Germany and France. However, if Putin does not win the war and even loses the Crimea, it is a certainty that he will relieve the loss with a few tactical nukes just to show who the boss is in the area. A few tactical nukes on Ukraine would also warn the West to keep out of the affairs of Russia and its underlying borders. Alternatively, the radiation plumes could pass over Europe, killing hundreds of thousands of people. We could be in a full nuclear WW3 retaliation scenario in a matter of weeks.ww3 update war

With arms and military supplies coming from N. Korea, China and Iran, the Russian military can go on fighting for the next five decades, as this is for Russia not only a war for Ukraine but a war for its own shadow, its own honour, and the Russians are playing a long game against a West which seems fatigued by the whole sordid episode.

In China, Xi Jinping is readying to enter WW3 not only by pumping the USA with cheap Fentanyl but its daily jaunts into Taiwanese airspace. The Chinese J-10 and J-16 aircraft and helicopters operating off central Taiwan and to the island’s southwest, crossing over the Taiwan Strait’s median line at will, are an early sign of Chinese bravado when it comes to its stance on invasion. Taiwan’s ruling separatist Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) will be headed by Lai Ching-Te will cause Beijing serious headaches if they win the January 16 election. What China wants is a pro-Chinese alliance in Taiwan, but they are not getting one. This in itself could lead to war, and with an insouciant Joe Biden standing around like a ghost, he may even let China take the small island, which would open the door for more conquest for China in the region.

With Trump riding high in the presidential race polls for 2024, the focus will shift towards the United States which for the past few decades has been the Disunited States, where populations have never been so polarised apart from the times of Civil War. The only thing that gets American socialists to scream and cry in the streets is a Trump win, and although entertaining to watch, it could mean another civil war in America. Consequently, if Trump loses again after being cheated at the polls once more, this could bring about civil war as well.

Thankfully, most of the global population, especially in the West, are completely oblivious to what is actually happening, and may it stay that way. We certainly do not need anyone waking up to reality; it is better for them to continue watching their game shows and Strictly Come Dancing episodes.

Now that the great Henry Kissinger has popped his clogs, it is up to the Daily Squib to take up his immense insight and intuition within the geopolitical field (only joking). Next month, another WW3 update.

JetX: Playing Mechanisms and Winning Strategies

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It is a unique and captivating online casino game developed by SmartSoft Gaming, and has risen in popularity due to its simple yet thrilling mechanics and the potential for high rewards. JetX, blending elements of arcade-style gameplay with betting, offers an engaging experience for both casual and seasoned players. Understanding its mechanisms and strategies is key to maximizing the chances of winning.Â

Understanding JetX Gameplay

At its core, the slot is a round of prediction and timing. The match features a virtual aircraft that takes off at the beginning of each round, ascending vertically while increasing its multiplier. Players place bets on how high the jet will fly before it randomly explodes. The objective is to cash out the bet before the jet explodes. If the jet explodes before one cashes out, he loses the bet.

Key Features

  • Simplicity: The slot interface is straightforward, with JetX players only needing to decide their bet amount and when to cash out.
  • Multi-Betting: Users have the option to place two bets simultaneously in each round, potentially increasing chances for a win.
  • Randomness: The explosion point of the jet is unpredictable, ensuring each round is unique and fair.
  • Autoplay and Auto Cash Out: These features enable players to set automatic play and cash-out options based on specific multipliers.

Winning Strategies in JetX

While JetX is largely based on luck, certain strategies can enhance the playing experience and potential winnings.

  • Conservative Betting: Start with small bets, especially if you’re new to the game. This approach allows users to place a JetX bet and understand the game’s dynamics without risking significant capital.
  • Setting Profit and Loss Limits: Always decide on the maximum amount one is willing to lose and a profit target. Once one reaches either limit, stop playing. This disciplined approach helps manage the bankroll effectively.
  • Utilizing Auto Cash Out: Set the auto cash-out at a reasonable multiplier, like 1.5x or 2x. This mechanic ensures consistent, albeit smaller, wins and minimizes the risk of losing by waiting too long.
  • Observing Game Trends: Before placing stakes, watch a few rounds to get a sense of how the game behaves. While past performance doesn’t predict future outcomes in games of chance, it can sometimes offer insights into short-term trends.
  • Split Betting Strategy: Use the multi-betting option in JetX to place one higher and one lower stake, cashing out the lower one at a safe multiplier to cover the potential loss of the higher one.
  • Martingale Strategy: This classic betting mechanics involves doubling the bet after every loss, with the idea that an eventual win will recover all previous losses plus a profit. Be cautious with this strategy, as it can deplete the bankroll quickly.
  • Avoid Chasing Losses: When on a losing streak, it’s advisable to pause and step back. The pursuit of recovering lost bets often leads to impaired judgment and can escalate into more significant losses.
  • Playing for Fun: One should remember that it is a game meant for entertainment. Play with the mindset of having fun rather than making money.

Responsible Playing

It’s crucial to play responsibly. Set a budget for gaming sessions in JetX and stick to it. Online gaming should be enjoyable and not a financial burden. If one finds himself struggling with gaming habits, seek professional help. It offers a unique blend of excitement, unpredictability, and the potential for lucrative rewards. By understanding its mechanics and adopting a strategic approach, you can enhance the gaming experience. Remember to play responsibly, manage the bankroll wisely, and, most importantly, enjoy the thrill of the game. With the right balance of strategy and luck, it can be both a fun and potentially rewarding pastime.

Endgame: Tabloid Reality Celebrities Harry and Meghan Not Relevant Anymore

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This truly is the endgame for Harry and Meghan, and they will now never be accepted back into the royal fold again, especially after the most recent Omid Scobie nonsense.

“I don’t see these two people as royals in any way, instead they are lowly vulgar tabloid reality star celebrities who are really pissing off the people and of course the actual royals. Please, Britain or Africa or somewhere else, take these idiots away from America. We are fed up!” a former Harry and Meghan American fan revealed.

Indeed, patience with the Sussexes is drying up in America, and even staunch former fans of the couple are dumping the duplicitous duo and their nasty attacks on the royal family. Whilst the Windsors exude an air of dignity, duty and royal class, Harry and Meghan exude an air of desperation, vulgarity and parasitic nastiness.

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King Charles recently stated that he would not take away the royal titles away from the two miscreants despite their constant attacks, and we can only assume that either the king is extremely weak, or he is worried about other pieces of royal secrets that Harry and Meghan would release.

There are no winners throughout this entire sad episode of shite. Just a sordid morose endgame recycling the same old tired accusations ad infinitum.

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