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Trump: “I’ve got a little list!”

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - According to insiders, Trump's got a little list.

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He’s back in town, the Teflon Don, and this time he ain’t meddling around, this time there will be no prisoners, this time the orange peril means business. The Don’s got a little list, well actually it’s kind of a big list, and every day it will get longer we are sure. The executive order bonanza will also be something to watch out for.

What’s on this list, you may ask?

Well, it’s not rocket science or anything, it’s a list of people who fucked with the Don, people who put him in the crosshairs, people who weaponised the system against him, people who corrupted government departments for their own gain, and just plain assholes who made life difficult for the Don in the past.

Here’s a small sample of some of the names that are on that list:

Jack Smith – a weaponised Justice Dept. asshole who is owed karma.

Letitia James – another DEI going down.

Arthur F. Engoron – buh byeee.

Alvin L. Bragg – an election interfering scumbag.

Fani T. Willis – impeach this DEI with haste.

Liz Cheney – a meddling neocon rug muncher.

The entire Jan. 6 committee – treason for making a stink out of nothing much.

Gen. Mark A. Milley – treason.

Michael D. Cohen – a rat.

John Bolton – the moustache itself justifies arrest, plus a snitch.

James Comey – a corrupt FBI goon.

Andrew McCabe – another corrupt FBI goon.

Peter Strzok – Russian BS agent.

51 former top intelligence officials — including former Obama officials John O. Brennan, James R. Clapper Jr. and Leon Panetta.

Mark Zuckerberg – on the watch list, but he kissed the ring — so OK for now.

Sleazy Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden and his family – too much to list here.

Barack Obama – pillow biter Barry and Big Mike are in a world of trouble.

Vice President Kamala Harris – woke salad Kameltoe.

“Crooked” Hillary Clinton – no explanation needed.

Adam B. Schiff – false impeachment asshole.

Nancy Pelosi – with a face like that!

Harry and Meghan – the grief grifters might be in trouble, especially with drugs.

DEI – Merit system will be back, no more BS.

Keir Starmer, Mandy, Lammy, Labour – Sending 100 Labour activists to undermine the Trump election was not a good idea, neither was calling Trump a “dangerous fascist“.

Sadiq Khan – This worm has it coming to him so bad.

AOC – No, she’s not going to the inauguration of a “rapist“.

Etc …

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